#my poor chair

[monigote001]

Man, I have an injured foot and I still can't get crutches to walk well, and now my desk chair breaks, I can't have shit no more

[helianthus21]

the thing about daniel molloy is if he saw armand saw-trap another random guy he'd probably get jealous

[lobsterfork]

DEATH: change, transformation, transition, endings, rebirth

THE FOOL: innocence, freedom, spontaneity, new beginnings

so i know it's incredibly unlikely, but if any of y'all are in South Australia, these are available to be tattooed (non-repeatable, a one-and-done situation.) bookings via Panko Tattoo. B&G, best suited to thigh and calf. 10% of all proceeds will be donated to the entertainment community fund to support the writers, actors, and creatives currently on strike. come get stabbed, sluts.

thank you so much to everyone, especially @transgenderpirate, who helped with these alignments!

[chubote]

Fat puppy wobbles for your Friday.

Give treats? 🐶

[twyllodrus]

"sorry to break it to you, edwin, but your first kiss was with a crow."

[river-of-wine]

Redraw of an old Sadie piece! The original was one of my favourite Sadie pieces at the time so it was very fun to update it a bit

[undead-knick-knack]

Still can't believe Imogen said that about Chetney to the Raven Queen 😂 She's so fucking funny for that 😂

(the painting is "The Accolade" (1901) by Edmund Leighton)

[thinwhitedoc]

SHERLOCK | Martin Freeman as John Watson

[captainjade101]

I played musical chairs some of highlights as mha charters

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Sero sitting on a chair: yes!

Bakugo harshly ripping the chair from underneath sero: not on my watch tape face

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Jiro undoing everyones shoelaces: this is what I call strategy

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Shinso(he was forced to play) and denki went for the same chair and denki ended up sitting on shinsos lap.

Shinso deadpan: get off

Denki smirking flirty and leaning close to Shinsos face: now why should I hot stuff

Shinso pushing Denki off: that's why

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Todoroki: so the aim is to acquire a chair when the music stops

Deku: pretty much yeah

Next round

Todoroki violently pushing Momo off a chair: I got a chair

Deku: todoroki... No

Todoroki: why I got a chair...Momo can just make another one

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Shigiraki requesting songs: play the mincraft music

Dabi: were not playing nerd shit

[liauditore]

he just wanted to be a farmer :C

[yamsgarden]

holy shit time flies...

[summerlycoris]

Finished some Cassies (plural) off today.

[sluckythewizard]

[PUT INTO PLACE, TIED DOWN AND ARRANGED, AND IS NEVER THE SAME, AGAIN.]<-listen to my favorite songs. VAMPIRES ARE WONDERFUL ARENT THEY. THE FLESH IS SO MUCH MORE DURABLE. SO MUCH STRETCHIER THAN HUMANS. THE STRESS DOESNT KILL A VAMPIRE THE SAME WAY IT DOES A HUMAN. YOU CAN TAKE THEM APART THREAD BY THREAD AND LEAVE THEM WIDE AWAKE WITHOUT WORRY OF THE BRAINMATTER SPOILING UNDER VINEGARY AGONY.

[yassifiedautism]

[reymilie]

Hilchur, reading a letter from Ferdinand and fondly smiling at the thought of Ferdinand receiving headaches from his disciple, just like she used to.

Ferdinand, seriously, just what did you do in your Royal Academy years? I really want to read some side stories from that time period.

- redraw from Short Story Collection 1

This is the last of my poor attempt at inktober series. And yep, this was definitely not finished during October. I didn't think that I would end up drawing the whole background. Oh well, it was fun x)

[justalittlebluetiefling]

We're doing a fantasy race in this episode and each region has a different mascot whose movement speed has no actual impact on the race. We were going to be the celebrity guest and one of our people is going to fly in the race. And then we decided that instead of using the provided griffon, another of us would be polymorphed into the griffon. Then another rider got sick and had to drop out so the other half of our party can actually participate too. So, one of us would be polymorphed into a hippogriff. Well, the original griffon guy was switched to the hippogriff guy, because he wanted Ritter to be his rider. And the funniest part about that is that me and Flyx are the ones with Enhance Ability, so we're going to get advantage on our checks anyway. But then Aetrias got upset when he realized he wasn't going to be a griffon, so after a lot of arguing (playfully) it came out that a wizard friend of ours is there and can cast Seeming, so he was going to still be polymorphed into a griffon, but then Seeminged into a hippogriff. And I, at the last minute, asked if that means I can actually be a pegasus Seeminged into a griffon. And then Flyx brews beer that gives us advantage on charisma checks, so I said he should give pegasus-Livia that beer, so he did. And then last minute, Ritter gave pegasus-Aetrias a potion of strength.

So, that's how our DMs night has been going.