#my old robot yaoi

[emergency-vehicle]

imagining optimus prime cuddling ratchet as they sleep. imagining optimus prime having nightmares about the war and whimpering in his sleep. imagining ratchet waking up because of the noises (hes a light recharger) and gently petting optimus' face. imagining ratchet cooing at him softly. imagining ratchet holding optimus' helm to his spark to somehow signal to his sleeping form that there is still life surrounding him. imagining optimus prime calming down in ratchets arms. imagining ratchet placing his chin on optimus' helm and falling back into recharge.

[syaruru]

so little... so goddamn precious... old man yaoi how you heal the soul... these silly old guys are panacea-esque i swear...

(fidds would never use the memory gun post-weirdmageddon, ESPECIALLY not on ford!! this is just a silly gag)

i hard hc that fidds is always wearing ford's favorite sweater but it's much bigger on him so it looks like he isn't wearing pants all the time but no one in the shack really gafs

[red-truck]

These old men trying to celebrate "love month".

Yeah, OP. I don't think Mags has time to deal with that right now. You're cute though.

Mags have to put the armor on to stop these two from bickering like the old man yaoi couple they are.

And finally... this is how they say...

I love you...

Yes... this is peak old man yaoi.🥺❤️

[mareeoth]

WOOO another episode!! Read the whole series on webtoon :>

[dammjamboy]

2001

[cattableabby]

gay ol’ robots

[beepboopappreciation]

Shout-out to super boxy harsh-edged computers. Love the 90° angles. Absolutely cheering about the corners. No smooth curves, all square, baby. So much rectangular rizz in them thangs.

[kairukitsuneo]

Need more old robot Yaoi

😭😭😭😭💕💕💕👍

Original idea source:

[akechi-if-he-slayed]

storytime at the end of junior year when i had a major falling out with my ex-bsf bc she was going out with a guy she knew i was talking to and never even told me about it until someone else did she still sat with our friends but since i REFUSED i spent the majority of lunches during the last month of school or so looking for secluded spots of campus to read shuake ao3 on my school chromebook…

[lesbiansonadow]

Should I post the TOTALLY SATIRE NOT ANGSTY AT ALL COMPLETELY NORMAL mammsprx fanfic here. The lore is so fuckung funny

Some images for funsies. Yep

[zer0kvlt]

Seems to be a very awkward situation going on here... 😳💕

[emergency-vehicle]

COME GET YALLS FOOD! NEW OPTIRATCH SONG FIC IS HOT AND READY

Like Real People Do

TRANSFORMERS PRIME | SONG FIC

CHARACTERS: Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Arcee (background), Bulkhead (background)

RELATIONSHIP: Optimus Prime/Ratchet

WORD COUNT: 1.7k

WARNINGS: N/A, Teen and Up Audiences

SUMMARY: Taking place after Sick Mind (s1 ep 13), Optimus is insistent on showing Ratchet his gratitude, even though the old medic seems to not want it.

RECOMMENDED LISTENING: Like Real People Do - Hozier, In Your Love - Tyler Childers, Sick of Losing Soulmates - dodie

[devotedlystrangewizard]

just finished horus rising im so fine

[spophiearts]

It's been a while..... my old robot yaoi

[megamindsupremacy]

my very important and well-thought-out thoughts about the shipping options within the Bill-Stanford-Fiddleford-Stanley love square

Billford - The classic. Toxic old man yaoi. Pre-portal Stanford is well and truly completely religiously obsessed with Bill, who is just using him like a mildly interesting pawn. The second Ford goes flying through that portal, Bill realizes how badly he fucked up and spends 30 years obsessed with getting his situationship back but by this point Ford is OVER it. Basically they flip-flop who is maniacally unhealthily obsessed with the other at any given time and it's a horrible experience for everyone involved

Fiddauthor/Ford^2 (pre-portal) - Toxic young man yuri. Fiddleford is desperately pining for Ford but Ford is too up his own ass (and obsessed with Bill) to notice.

Fiddauthor/Ford^2 (post-portal) - The happiest slash healthiest (?) option on the list. Ford has gotten his shit together and his head out of his ass, as well as several dozen reality checks and a fist to the face (he needed... all of that to fix him). Fiddleford has more or less recovered from wiping his own memory due to the Horrors he experiences while working with Ford. They are able to happily settle down and build giant robots to harass small children with in their free time.

Fiddlestan - I will accept this ship ONLY with identity and memory-wiping angst. I want neither of them to be happy about it. Fiddleford either thinks Ford is finally returning his feelings and refuses to examine "why the hell is he acting so different (nice)" further, or he's well aware that this man who looks like Ford isn't Ford, and is willing to turn a blind eye just to Feel Something. Stan thinks Fidds is his brother's boyfriend and he has to maintain this relationship for the dude's sake, and also this is the first true affection he's experienced in a decade so he's keeping his mouth shut about the identity stuff just, again, to Feel Something.

Billfiddlesford - funny as hell and i refuse to accept any other ship name. Everyone is having a great terrible fun time except they're all having a wildly confusing time. Bill is fully aware of Fiddleford's feelings for Ford and is trying to manipulate Fidds with them. It's working but only kinda because Bill is starting to experience this strange emotion called Jealousy. Ford is caught in the crossfire of being obsessed with this triangle thing but the triangle is lowkey putting their portal-building plans on hold just so he can figure out what is WRONG with these two scientist freaks. And himself. Ford kisses Fiddleford first and Fiddleford's first reaction is "Bill why did you do that" then he has to explain why his first instinct, upon being kissed by Ford, is to assume Ford is being possessed by his Triangle Muse God. I dearly love this ship because there is no possible way it could happen in canon but I need to throw these three in a room together and shake it just to see what would happen.

[pant--eater]

wallace x willard art when? 🤔🤔🤔

kicking the rat bastard from Arcane into the sun for a while because GET IN CLAYMATION GANG, WE'RE GOING BACK TO OLD MAN YAOI TOWN (these 2 goobers just keep adopting more children. First 4 woke dogs and now a whole army of robots)

heads up for Vengeance Most Fowl spoilers!!

no but hear me out HEAR ME OUT I have been brainstorming of so many possible ways of how to add Vengeance Most Fowl into my Apple pie with Cheese lore, and AHEM:

Wallace has no visible love interests in this one because he's dating Mr. Tweedy :^) the movie is set during the phase in their relationship when they're sorta not-quite-in-the-beginning-anymore, but not full on married yet either, and are constantly discovering new things about each other. Willard is not present because his apple farm is having a REALLY busy season so he hasn't had time to go visit the West Wallaby Street gang. Which is why Fluffles decided to go to the countryside for a while, to help him and the terrier twins! (and to be Willard's therapy dog <3)

None of them could have anticipated all the crazy shit that would happen in Wigan in the meantime LMFAO but hey, it's what makes being part of Wallace's and Gromit's weird little family so exciting! Though Willard, who has...ahem... PARTICULAR memories about gnomes stealing his stuff in the past, takes a long while to get used to the Norbots and is highly uncomfy at first...honestly, he'd be even scared, as their massive overwhelming amount reminds him of a certain flock of birds. Slowly, he will ease up though, once he learns that the gnomes are only as dangerous as their commands - and surprisingly... it helps him in a therapeutic way to cope more with his chicken farm trauma <3 (he WILL ask Wallace though why he added an evil setting to them LMAO and Wallace answers that he thinks that in case the gnomes gain sentience, they're allowed to choose what sorta people they will become)

ALSO THE FACT THAT BOTH HIM AND GROMIT LOVE GARDENING ANG GROWING VEGGIES/FRUITS???? HELLO???? STEPDAD AND SON BONDING ACTIVITIES RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!

PLUS!! Now that Wallace has learned his lesson about technology, he knows how to program the gnomes to help with Willard's apple farm in ways that won't damage it or take away from the fun creative part of it :)