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Sleepy cuddles and groping that turns into forcefully breeding you at 3am because you're just too fucking hot for me to wait until morning to use you.

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Remember earlier this year when Boeing very clearly had a whistleblower executed? And law enforcement didn't even look for anyone or release any info about it or anything?

People keep comparing Luigi Mangione's case to the subway murderer who got off because of systemic eugenics, but I think there's something more apt about the fact that a CEO had someone executed in recent memory, with zero attempts to find a culprit, while they spared no expense at all to find (and probably frame, it's beginning to look like) someone who shot a CEO. It's always fine to slaughter if you're rich, but if you kill the rich, they will hunt you down.

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You will not guess where this is going

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when I was in high school my dad was speeding like crazy because I was running late to my job at the cemetery. and the cop who pulled him over gave him three whole tickets because who the hell goes 95 in a 25??? but then, when my dad went to court the cop didn’t show, and so the judge looked over at the charges and just couldn’t believe it. he thought the cop must’ve been so racist that he made it up because who the hell goes 95 in a 25? so my dad got all 3 tickets dismissed bc of racism. that he didn’t even experience because he was in fact going 95 in a 25.

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love watching a movie and then coming on here and reblogging some gifs of what i watched like i’m making a little announcement about where i’ve been

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You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

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funniest shit is going down on discord rn

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The time is slowly coming when all of Czech republic finishes their dinner and sits down by their Christmas trees...

...to judge that year's newest fairy tale movie with the critical eye of Anton Ego

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tozozozo

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co chtějí konzervativci od života (shrnutí)

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take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

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My boy's a certified nurse. You can read the full series on Webtoon or Tapas!

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Co dáte milovníkovi sýra na vánoce?

Cheddárek

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Bakalářka sneak peak!!