#my mom and other uncle
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23sanguinity Ā· 6 months ago
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Why is it that Iā€™m always the most dysphoric when my sensory issues are the worst I had to force myself to take off my binder and I canā€™t put on a sweater because Iā€™ll overheat immediately and god I want to kill my uncle
#funny how the 14 yr old boy my mom thinks will end up in a racist discord group is the one who misgenders me the least#yes Iā€™m talking about my brother (aka my momā€™s sonā€¦)#and no he definitely wonā€™t be racist??#idk where she gets that idea the middle/grade school we both attended was diverse and very anti racist#seriously why the fuck does she think her own child is going to turn out to be some asshole bully when there is ZERO reason to think so#like yeah he threatens us with nerf guns and hits random objects but he also has adhd and is hyperactive and oh. wait#thatā€™s pretty fucking far from racism!#heā€™s a little shit but heā€™s my brother and it pisses me the fuck pff that my mom seems genuinely worried heā€™ll turn out like that#also for any who didnā€™t see my earlier post#my uncle was misgendering me and saying slurs hence the desire to kill#also making incest jokes! didnā€™t mention that but he was also talking about that#at the very least he was against it. I just donā€™t want to hear anything even a little related to incest at my fucking grandmas house#I feel bad because I love my grandma and had a great time this week my uncle just has a special talent for making me want to disappear of#the face of the earth. and he lives with her#I must have jinxed it at some point because this week was going so well#I thought we could put our differences aside and maybe get along#but I guess the added prescence of his sibling#my mom and other uncle#prevented that!#uh rant over#going to keep watching anime and hopefully calm down
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stravacious Ā· 1 year ago
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garyā€™s twin sister, nadine!!
iā€™m a sucker for the bonnie & neddy episode :ā€™)
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leglessstreetlights Ā· 1 month ago
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fleshing out my Relativity Au some more, i fujking love these guys, they're so-
part 1/ part 2
#v's art#gravity falls#relativity falls#dipper pines#older dipper pines#mabel pines#older mabel pines#gravity falls fanart#they're in their upper 40's#we'll say they have an older sibling who gave birth to the stan's mother#bc twin genetics are passed down through the women :)#source: my family + my twin uncles on my mom's side of the family#dipper wasn't necessarily acting on as much hubris as ford#more genuine curiosity#and his reaction to getting reality shifted was ā€œdamn that's crazyā€#ā€œlet me go get an adult to handle thisā€#cue the montage of him studying interdimensional law bc he has to represent himself in space/time court#smashcut with a montage of mabel commiting every conceivable OSHA violation possible while setting up the shack#she leans into the medium side of the business#copying what Caryn did on the phone when they were younger#but falls in love with the theatrics of it all#its not really a secret that its all fake#but her enthusiasm really sells it#its a different vibe from the stan twins bc dipper is just clever not genius level (and mabel is also smart just differently)#they're not competing as much bc gender difference (its more jealousy)((they swap later))#and theyre both fundamentally devious little shits who love a good scheme#so when dip gets home and he sees his sister for the first time running a scam wearing his name he goes ā€œbetā€ and steals her's right back#there's no ā€œleave these kids aloneā€ its ā€œoh thank goodness tag you're it bitchā€#they fall back into step like they never left each other
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baejax-the-great Ā· 5 months ago
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My brother died very suddenly yesterday.
He was the kind of person who always had dozens and dozens of friends everywhere he went because he was easy to talk to and funny and treated people with respect, and his friends ranged in class, race, age, social ability, introversion and extroversion--no matter who you were, he could and would befriend you.
He would scold me for not asking him for help when I needed it, and he would mean it. He taught me to tip well. He loved helping people. He played practical jokes on the new kids at work, including getting one guy to "chop flour" because the flour they had in the kitchen was "too coarse."
He introduced me to some of the best food I've ever eaten in my life. He would always help with a recipe that wasn't working. He would tell me what to buy my foodie friends for their birthdays, and he never got it wrong. He loved meat and whiskey but also wine and fruit and he got me to eat beets even because he knew how to make anything good.
Mostly, he thought that people were all deserving of respect and decency. He was outspoken on this. For all that his friends ranged across demographics, he didn't tolerate anyone being hateful around him. But even then, he was nice about it. He would try to get people to come around to his side. He saw the good in people.
And he was happy. He had finally quit chewing tobacco and managed to stay off it for three years. He had a girlfriend he really liked. The pandemic had put him out of work for over a year, but he was back at his job and doing well and he liked it. He was good at it. And it's complete bullshit that he's gone.
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kissingagrumpygiant Ā· 2 months ago
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solas and morrigan can be so personal. to me
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taylorswiftshipsbyler Ā· 1 year ago
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sometimes I like to think about gay people.
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luanna801 Ā· 2 months ago
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I love all of the jokes about how MDZS/The Untamed is just a story about Jin Ling's zillions of uncles. Reminds me of the good ol days when we used to joke that everyone on Once Upon a Time was some kind of parent or grandparent to Henry Mills.
They should be a crossover ship. Their first date can just be drawing out their incredibly complicated family trees.
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buglaur Ā· 2 years ago
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calloway family reunionĀ āœ§
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mulders-too-large-shirt Ā· 7 months ago
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the x files au where everything is exactly the same except mulder takes home the child neanderthal from the jersey devil episode and raises them as his own
#you could make this super fun and invoke a sense of deep Guilt on behalf of mulder because he feels he got the mom neanderthal killed#and then you can also make it fun in ā€œc'mon sport let's go throw the ball around kind of wayā€#i imagine him at the library checking out books on early humanoid species and how to parent at the same time#the librarian silently checking the books out and wondering what on earth this man could possibly be needing such resources for#imagine scully's reaction to this. i can't quite place it beyond initial Disbelief and then subsequent trying to be as supportive as she ca#and she would probably be also very Nerdy about the whole thing. because she strikes me as someone well-read on the subject and fascinated#we also know she at least has some experience wrangling children which would be relevant#i imagine a bunch of anthropologists perpetually hovering over the child to study him but they have to be Chill and not disrupt his life#so the kid just grows up thinking they have a ton of really cool and supportive aunts and uncles over all the time#meanwhile they scientists are taking notes furiously as they see if he can adapt to playing a gameboy with the other kids#idk someone probably thought of this idea before but it's funny to me#why would the kid go to him and not someone far more qualified? idk i'm just playing pretend in my brain :)#this thought was prompted by me wondering if you time traveled and brought an early humanoid to the modern era do you think the kid#would still play minecraft? i say yes. probably.#i saw a post about something similar years ago and i wonder about it. i hope you would like cartoons and subway surfers neanderthals.#1x05#fox mulder#the x files#txf
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weezerlvr228 Ā· 3 months ago
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what are they doing to his legšŸ’”šŸ’”
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late-tothe-party-07 Ā· 6 months ago
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I love how many dads MK has.
Like there is never enough dads. He will never run out of fully grown men who collectively question why there is a (debatably) 20 year old, fellow man, walking around with nothing but a stick and some anxiety, and why they fricking care so much about if he's eaten breakfast.
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skygemspeaks Ā· 8 months ago
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i'm being so fucking serious when i say we need more words for platonic, non-familial relationships.
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totopopopo Ā· 1 month ago
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so iā€™m getting top surgery some time between the months of february and august of this year (would rather february obv but seems like summer might make more sense logistically). the thing is my extended family does not necessarily know that i have any kind of gender thing going on, not because they donā€™t have access to this information, but simply bc they donā€™t care enough about me to think about any aspect of my identity (because the world revolves around my cousin and i have always been peripheral). which means there is a very real possible future this year when i roll up to a week long extended family beach vacation likeā€¦.. sans tits and with two new massive scarsā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ i donā€™t plan on explaining anything in advance bc iā€™m sure my cousin will be emailing everyone her own personal accommodations beforehand and i wouldnā€™t want to get in the way, but likeā€¦. surely at least one of them will notice? even if i donā€™t go shirtless and i wear a bikini despite not needing one, they will notice, surely? and from there, what happens? itā€™s a mystery, but also has the potential to be very fucking funny in my opinion
#my grandma and one of my uncles would normally ask my dad about it nervously except idk if theyā€™ll know how to phrase it this time?#it wonā€™t stop them from asking but it will throw a wrench in the works for a little bit as they figure out how#then that uncle will ask ME a bunch of questions and that will be the most awkward and unpleasant part for me#(i do not want to share my gender journey with these people)#my other uncle and his ?wifepartnerpereon? may not notice and will not ask anyone about it#and my two cousins + their parents clan? honestly no idea how theyā€™ll react#the cousins will notice obviously. they might ask me about it#the older one will tell her parents#her dad will probably mention it to my dad but be super weird about it. not in a transphobic way but in a condescending misogynist way#(bc he still sees me as a little girl with no autonomy or common sense)#and then me might make weird comments at me which is whatever#and my cousins mom will probably be sacharinely excited for me and give me a hug and say thatā€™s great!#which does not make her any less of an insane liberal rich white woman or any more of a good mother but iā€™ll appreciate the sentiment#and my younger cousin will be cool but surprised#except less surprised bc iā€™ve always done weird shit to my body as far as they were concerned when we were growing up#so i think theyā€™ll see this as just an extension of all the hair dye and piercings and tattoos#my cousins shouldnā€™t be surprised at ALL bc they and their goddamn parents all follow me on instagram and my pronouns on that app have been#they/them for like 5 years at this point theyā€™ve just never bothered to notice#such is life#i wonā€™t even pretend to know how my one uncleā€™s girlfriend and her shit daughter will react#they are both as unpleasant as they are utterly fucking baffling#so god only knows.#anyways it wonā€™t change much in the long run bc family vacation will still end up being all abt my cousin anyways <3 god bless
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megumi-fm Ā· 9 months ago
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#okay random story time i don't know why im narrating this or how i even stumbled upon this memory rn#but i generally do sad vents in the tags and for a change this is a funny one#so back in highschool (i say highschool but i mean junior college) i used to visit this park near my house a lot#i was an sg kid back then and the thing about parks there is that they're kinda beach-parks and they have the best cycling/running tracks#they're also really massive parks so i used to go often. sometimes bicycling. other times walking. yeah. the park was like my sanctuary#anyway. there are quite a few bike rental areas in the park and there was a cute lil shop next to this one particular rental place#and they sold like biscuits and water and icecreams and stuff and i went there a lot#and on one particular day i went there and there was this guy around my age part timing at that shop#now again this might be culture specific bc i dont see it in india but part timing in uni/pre-uni is pretty common is sg#a lot of shops and restaurants employ teenagers to twenty something ppl for part time jobs... anyway im just adding context#point is that i had walked to the park with my mum that day and she told me to go buy a couple icecreams so i went to the shop#and i saw this guy around my age and like. not to be a simp but this dude was so pretty?#like he saw someone had come to the counter so he looked up and shot a smile and i thought i got slapped by sunlight#i could spend the next several lines going on about his pretty tan skin and his glowing raven eyes but this is pathetic enough so ill stop#anyway he saw me and smiled really wide (customer service smile- i thought to myself) and i smiled back and asked for icecreams or whatever#and then this guy started getting chatty right. so he was all 'you come here (to the park) often right? ive seen you with your bike a lot'#see now. the problem with me is that i always think im bothering people. this poor dude was attempting to make conversation#and i was replying with one word answers#and i wasn't even realizing that he didnt want that. bc he kept asking more questions and i. kept. shutting them down.#then when he gave me the icecream he was all 'are you here alone? icecream alone is no fun... i could keep you company if you want..?'#which. he was being really cute about right. but because im so fucking dense i was all 'oh no i came with my mom actually'#and he went 'aw man' in this really cute but faux sad way which i didnt understand at the time and i left and then#after three full fucking days. i realized this man was tryna hit on me?#and then i went to the park like a week later and he was gone. poof. i even thought of asking the uncle in charge of that place#then i got too embarrassed and chickened out#yeah so turns out my neurodivergence neutralizes any sort of rizz that comes my way#i could've been chilling with a cute boyf rn but nošŸ˜© this is my destiny#megumi in the tags
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ceiling-karasu Ā· 4 months ago
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Wait I just realized.
Everyone has five fingers in episode one.
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But later episodes only have four fingers.
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I'm not sure why I assumed they had four fingers for the entire series.
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cuteniaarts Ā· 5 months ago
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@katkastrofa, circa 40-ish hours ago: Hey, what if our newest bunch of OCs adopted a baby from one of the other brothel girls who knew she couldnā€™t afford to raise one? That would make for some fun shenanigans :D
Me, with a notoriously non existent sleep schedule, instinct of self preservation or concern for my poor wrist: Alright, bet. Watch how fast I can make you fall in love with this hypothetical baby >:)
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Daneli as a gentle and loving caretaker-turned-adoptive-mother is something that can be So Personal, actually, and originally I was going to leave it at this quick sketch, but then I got carried away thinking about what this child will grow up to be like raised by this little gang of misfits, soā€¦
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Here she is!! A little older and so, so beautiful, I need more of her in my life immediately, sheā€™s way too precious
And, because I wouldnā€™t be me if I didnā€™t also add a sapphic element to this absolute cinnamon roll, a small crack ship that Iā€™m only half serious about for when sheā€™s a little older still:
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All in all, we may be getting impossibly far from canon, but I for one already cannot get enough of sweet darling Kumisai <3
(I fully drew three pieces from scratch in 9 hours I cannot feel my brain or my hands anymore send help)
#my art#artists on tumblr#the legend of korra#original characters#jinora#wow. nia drew a canon character? what is this?? who was I replaced by???#but joking aside. a small explanation for this crack ship#originally it was me editing my timeline and realising that Kumisai would be around 14/15 during book 4. the same age as Jinora#so my mind immediately went šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€ and I decided to go for it#since in sotrl I sorta implied Jinora had a gay awakening by watching Suiren. so.. why not go all out and make her another baby queer?#no offence to Kai. what they had was rather cute tbh. but it felt kinda out of nowhere and just added for the sake of parental drama#plus she was a young girl meeting someone her age for the first time. of course she got a crush#doesnā€™t mean she has to stick with it you know?#anyway. as for how they would meet. Midori could introduce them :D#Kumisai is Daneliā€™s daughter. whoā€™s a friend of Summiyaā€™s. whoā€™s Zaheerā€™s sister. whoā€™s Midoriā€™s uncle. whoā€™s friends with Jinora#and spirits know Jinora deserves to act her age a little more often. she has way too many responsibilities on her shoulders#so maybe Midori would think that a friend her age would do her some good#and donā€™t even try to tell me these two wouldnā€™t be absolutely adorable puppy crushing on each other. look how cute Jinora turned out here#might be the first time Iā€™ve drawn her? not sure. maybe I did before but it was A LONG time ago. 2019 ish#but okay. enough rambling about Jinora. back to Kumisai#I donā€™t really have too many headcanons about her yet. but sheā€™s probably rather happy and carefree#having a large support system as a result of being raised communally#I think she considers Daneli her mom and the others are her aunties. auntie Shezan in particular is a notoriously bad influence :)#and maybe one day sheā€™d get to meet her bio mom. but only if thatā€™s something both of them want. not sure yet#I feel like sheā€™s rather disconnected from her water tribe heritage since everyone around her is Earth Kingdom. save Phailin whoā€™s half FN#but she still has small hints of blue in her clothing. the colour matching her beautiful eyes. maybe she is curious about her bio dad a bit#since unlike with her bio mom no one knew him and canā€™t tell her anything. thatā€™s bound to come as a natural curiosity at some point right?#maybe that can be part of her story when sheā€™s an adult. trying to find her bio dad. but ultimately it doesnā€™t matter that much#because Daneli is her mom and the only parent she needs <3 Iā€™m really just throwing out suggestions here to fill the tag space#kaaatttt come discuss all this stuff with me I waited all night for you to wake up >:) distract me from my grandmaā€™s tv watching
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