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I've never watched Ninjago but shouldn't his blood be...y'know....

Green?

hey come back. Hey. what does this mean. hey

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Shout-out to that one Detroit:Become Human fanfic that sparked a secondary hyperfixation on top of first one that drove me to read it in the first place. In a fit of obsession I set out to copy the entire 130k fic on paper so I could read it on a road trip, getting on the computer first thing in the morning and writing it down like a scribe all day, filling four whole journals. And in the midst of this quest I went to bed one night with the story playing in my head, fell asleep, and when I woke up it was still playing. Not like it resumed but like I'd left an audiobook on. The narration kept at a steady pace on a different part of the fic than what I fell asleep to. I knew because I'd memorized it.

Nothing will ever reach that standard, I fear.

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New parent Bruce at two in the morning: Why aren’t you in bed?

9-year-old Dick, sitting at the table eating ice cream: Because I’m in the kitchen.

Bruce tiredly, digging out some coffee: And why are you in the kitchen?

Dick: Because it’s where the ice cream is.

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Everyone: Wow you're so great with babies. They love you. What's your secret

Me: I'm autistic.

Everyone: Haha no but seriously

Me: *rocks back and forth without thinking, doesn't get visibly distressed when the baby continues to cry, soothing monotone voice, pattern recognition that helps me remember what works the best with certain kids-*

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FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

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you're welcome

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I'd like to thank every adult that asked me "Who's that?" when I drew a person.

I'd also like to thank my little dumb brain that took 17 years to realize they were asking assuming I was drawing from life/media, and not actually expecting me to come up with a story to accompany the random character on my paper.

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Friendly reminder that Dick is the oldest, and thus was there for literally everyone's deaths and major spirals

Dick: I think that I might have some mild trauma.

Batfam: you THINK?!?

Justice League and Young Justice: MIGHT have?!?

Titans: MILD?!?!?

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question! Do you mind giving a small tut on how you draw eye perspectives so well? I absolutely love your work (especially the eyes and mouth) if not that’s perfectly fine and thank you for your time :]

so imagine a sphere.. and then many eyes on said sphere. The ones further away are smaller. A face is round and will do the same thing. With a 3/4 view, the eye further away won't be as wide and the one closest to the viewer. You just have to play with it to figure out what that perspective is gonna be.

The eyeball itself is also round, and the eyelid's shade will be affected by that

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Telemachus: *kicks down door* DAD

Penelope: WHAT?

Telemachus, who may have gotten hit on the head while fighting the suitors: DAD

Ody: I AM HERE

now can we talk ab how it prolly went with telemachus and penelope during the athena part in i cant help but wonder? ody told him to go tell penelope he was home, so i imagine telemachus running to his moms bedroom screaming like "MOM MOM MOM MOM YOU HAVE NO FREAKING IDEA OF WHOS HERE SHGEJEGQODGKQGDKQAJHSKAGWQOGSKQGSVDKQHDKHQJDHAJ"

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"Yeah and then my grandma died."

*poorly timed stilted laughter ensues*

Me, internally: this is not the time dude.

My tourettes is an asshole actually guys I'm ejecting it out of my body like a symbiote now (if any of yall even tried to take this seriously gtfo there's no way you thought that was serious)

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"Why'd you shout "Die!" really weirdly just now?"

"Sorry it's the murderous alien stubbornly attached to my consciousness. He'll stop soon."

My tourettes is an asshole actually guys I'm ejecting it out of my body like a symbiote now (if any of yall even tried to take this seriously gtfo there's no way you thought that was serious)

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Honestly tics being a symbiote makes a lot of sense. I'm not disabled. I am venom

My tourettes is an asshole actually guys I'm ejecting it out of my body like a symbiote now (if any of yall even tried to take this seriously gtfo there's no way you thought that was serious)

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yeah

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I would argue that Odysseus is a Greek tragedy purely because he lived. Because he fought to live and for that he had to watch everyone else die.

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Someone save Atsushi from there

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in 2025 im manifesting it so every artist creates at least 1 piece that they really like 🫵🫵🫵 if you are an artist you MUST create something you find worthwhile in 2025

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Tim: Oh you don't like that? Then I'll SHOW you how a DRAKE does it!

Jason, grabbing Tim as he tries to charge at the guy: Woah, dude, calm it

Tim, looking Jason up and down:....*grabs his gun from the holster and points it at the guy*

Jason, trying to take the gun from him: WOAH

Tim, elbowing Jason in the face so he can't grab the gun fast enough, shoots the guy in all the places that'll kill him slowest:

Tim, suddenly back to his regular demeanor, handing the gun back with a smile: Good catch there! If you hadn't stopped me, I wouldn't have been able to frame YOU for it!

Jason: Wha-

Tim: *runs off*

Jason: Hey, wai-

Bruce: What's going on here?

Bruce: JASON!

Jason: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!?