#my lil ankle biter

[sanjisblackasswife]

everybody shut up and look at the baby

[oxandthorn]

he collecting kaiju like pogs (poor 10 and kafka)

[piopon]

Team horsetress 2

[infinitystation]

pet :]

[jadewritesficshere]

Spirit Animal

Summary: this is simply high ramblings with the guys.

Eddie Munson x Reader x Steve Harrington (can be considered platonic or romantic)

Content warnings: just some weed

All my fics are 18+ regardless of content. Thank you.

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You had been at Family Video, picking up a movie to watch with the boys later. You had been having random conversations with Robin when she brought up a topic you had never thought of before. Robin had pointed out that some people resemble their animals (like Janice from the trailer park who looked like her Shih Tzu), which made her think that you could assign a person an animal. "Like if you died and got reincarnated or some shit, you come back as that animal. It has to be like your spirit animal! It would suck if I came back as a Robin just cause thats my name..." You had laughed a bit but the thought had stayed with you.

It had stuck with you so much you actually were categorizing your friends as animals now. Which led to later that night, sitting in your apartment with Steve and Eddie, passing a joint around. Eddie was leaning against the couch, with one leg straight out in front of him and the other curled towards him. Steve was laying on his side on the couch. You were sitting next to Eddie facing him, but if you turned your head right, Steve and your faces would meet.

Eddie was absolutely the most sober out of you and Steve. You were trying your best, but fuck if you weren't giggling (and you don't giggle). You looked over at Steve, who had a small grin and glassy eyes. You looked at Eddie, who wiggled his eyebrows st you before crossing his eyes, making you giggle more. Eddie grinned taking another drag from the joint. He had shed his jacket and vest, his arms on full display along with his tattoos. Eddie thought you were simply staring at his bare arms and his tattoos, so he was slightly flexing for you. Meanwhile, you were staring thinking about the topic Robin had brought up earlier, not even noticing him flexing.

You nodded once and then twice to yourself before blurting out," Hedgehog." Both boys turned to you with confusion plainly written on their faces. "Sorry, what was that sweetheart?" Eddie asked as you paused before shaking your head. "No wait does that even work?" you mumbled resting your head on your hand. "Babe, what are you talking about?" Steve asked, pushing some hair out of your face so he could see you fully.

After explaining the whole concept to them that Robin brought up ("Which Robin is totally not a bird like sure that's her name but like she isn't! She's like...like a honeybee! She's sweet and always buzzing around, and she's like and like yeah and honey and like..." "You lost your train of thought didn't you?" "No no they have a point."). "So wait... you think one of us is a rodent?" Steve asked wrinkling his nose. You scoffed," they are mammals Steve." "Aren't...aren't all rodents mammals?" He tilted his head, making you pause before mumbling, "Huh...well shit." Eddie chuckles as Steve gives you a shit eating grin.

You cross your arms and glare at both of them. "This whole topic is stupid. We are people for a reason," Steve muttered looking at his nails. "You just don't understand my genius," you flick Steve who slaps your hands away," It is stupid though!" "Uh huh, like you won't think of this later, man. So, who is this hedgehog then?" Eddie asks, discarding the stub of the joint. He turns to face you, laying his head against the couch and against Steve's knee. "It's gotta be you, you're a rodent. A rat." Steve says, reaching over and bopping Eddie on the nose. Eddie immediately goes to bite Steve's hand and you wave your hands," See! That's what I'm talking about!" They look at you confused. "My friend had a hedgehog and it nibbled a lot. It bit when it found a scent it liked. Eddie you literally come up and bite us randomly all the time!" "...They're love bites..." You ignore Eddie's interjection and continue," plus they make like dens. Like they make little piles and hide in them. You will steal all the blankets I own and curl up under them. And hide in them, wait did I say that already? Plus PLUS they have quills which are sharp and they protect you! It's like an armor and like you put on this act to protect yourself but really you're sweet and have a soft underbelly."

Eddie blinks a few times, opening and closing his mouth. "Aren't they like night creatures the...fuck I forgot the word...not awake during the day?" Steve runs a hand through his hair and you snap pointing at him," Yes nocturnal! So is Eddie!" "Okay okay enough exposing me." Eddie lightly kicks you," besides if I'm a hedgehog what is Steve?" You pause as you think before grinning. "Uh obviously I'm something cool like a-" "A chihuahua." "oh fuck you!"

[bewarethemoonlads]

my cat really can be a little monster sometimes but it just makes it that much more meaningful when i get in bed and he gets up to come snuggle with me. i have so many emotions i love my bastard of a son

[2-dsimp]

u know the phrase “fuck like bunnies”

me and rashiq frfr

when i get my hands on that flirty bastard neither of us will be walking for the next 3-5 business days

Rashiq: “We���ve got some cute lil ankle biters aye? But I think we need to make our burrow absolutely chockers! Listen luv, You’ve got me fuckin addicted to seeing mini us’s hopping round n about. So take full responsibility for seducing yer rabbit yeah~?♡”

[midnightmah07]

Daisy's tsum tsum card<33

(Voice lines under the cut!!)

Summon line: aw look at that lil' ankle biter! Don't you worry, I'm going to take great care of her.

Groovy: I can't believe she offered to help with cleaning Ramshackle! What a polite little tsum.

Home: what are you– hm? Oh, you wanna bake a pumpkin pie? Why, you should've told me sooner! I'd love to help you!

Home idle 1: tsum-chan's been working nonstop, from helping others to tending to ramshackle... Hey... I'm not like that, am I...?

Home idle 2: tsum-chan's hair is actually so pretty and cute, I wish I could make different hair styles for her! Hm? Oh, no, no, tsum-chan's hair is definitely better than mine.

Home idle 3: listen... D-do you think that, by any chance, Ruggie would trade me for a much smaller, much cuter version of me...? J-just asking!

Home idle - login: ah... It appears my tsum lookalike also has problems with her shoe size...

Home idle - groovy: back home I was pretty used to small creatures like mice and birds following me around for some reason, so this tsum's presence is quite welcomed.

Home tap 1: what she's saying? Yes, I somehow can figure out pretty easily what she wants. It's a shame she can't speak though.

Home tap 2: Ruggie's tsum had been glued to my side ever since it landed his little eyes at me, it's kind of adorable.

Home tap 3: what? Oh, don't mind me, me and tsum-chan are just cleaning up the mess Ace's tsum made... That little thing is just as much of a brat as his human counterpart.

Home tap 4: Grimmy, careful! Tsum-chan might get hurt if you swing her around like that!

Home tap 5: you wanna pet her? Why, I think she would quite like that, wouldn't you, tsum-chan?

Home tap - groovy: oh? Your stomach seems to be growling... Well, we can go see what the cafeteria has in store.

[smilingcritterssafehaven]

another question for mod! (sorry)

but um, what made you keep catnap alive? i know he was dead in the previous version of this au...

Mod speaking:

Simple, annoying lil ankle biters didn’t like that I killed catnap for good and did anything they could to try to revive him. So I decided in all my grace and very thin patience that he will live..

But there will be consequences

So the little ankle biters get their oversized cat back, but the price to pay isn’t worth it in the long run.

[sqwioloum]

Ruin Spoilers Ahead!!!

Ok. I’ve been thinking of ruin (brainrot etc) and I’ve come to the conclusion that glamrock Bonnie is being a total drama queen.

I mean, don’t get me wrong, he’s totally broken.

Thoroughly ouched. Gaping hole in his chest, limbs falling apart. It’s understandable he would be decommissioned, essentially dead. UNTIL you think about all the other ruin animatronics.

Take Monty, for instance. This bro has had his legs and hands ripped off and was essentially skinned. He is literally a shell of his former self. But HE’S still running around. Lil ankle biter.

Roxy got rammed by a go-kart, is missing her entire face and most of her chest (and her hair and tail, but that’s mostly just aesthetic) but SHE’S still running around. Bonus points for retaining some level of mental stability(ish)

Freddy even had similar injuries to Bonnie (gay)! Huge gaping hole in the chest, broken limbs, not to mention he’s MISSING HIS HEAD. But HE still managed to pull himself out of the rubble and give a half-decent chase.

Poor chica is missing half her face, her entire stomach, damaged limbs, and literally decaying with all the mold and ick on her, and even SHE still has at least enough strength to limp around.

I like to think that Bonnie took getting hurt as an excuse to dip out and take a real long break or something.

*monty and Bonnie fight, Bonnie gets hurt*

Monty: oh dang, that’s totally my bad. Are you okay?

Bonnie: *very slowly lowers himself to the ground* oh noooo, you’ve killed me….. how could youuuu

Monty: should— should I take you to parts and service? Wh- what should I do?

Bonnie: *very clearly fine, stretching out on the ground* its too laaate, I’m dying and it’s your fauuult

Monty: *very panicked now* but— but the show is tonight?

Bonnie: *yawning* here, take my guitar, you’re the bassist now…. Now leave me to die *fake dying “Blech” noise*

And Bonnie proceeded to take the best nap of his life. Meanwhile Monty was traumatized and his anger issues worsened

[hypocriticaltypwriter]

OH MY GOD I TOTALLY FORGOT TO MENTION IT WAS KATS BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY!!! 🍒🦇

Happy birthday, Marko’s lil ankle biter!!

[cyb3r-psych0s1s-2-0]

«Valentino Aria Santiago»

He is my lil ankle biter

I love him so much 😭

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[eldritch-spouse]

I wanna Rei to rail me. Can Rei rail me?

[Imagine I just said "No." Also, get fangirled.]

The short imp has been handing signatures out for almost half an hour now. And you had been drilling holes in the line to reach him, distracting people and almost getting into fights in the process.

It's so rare for Rei to do anything in the surface, you knew you couldn't miss it for anything when he announced he was performing close enough you could drive to. In only like two or three hours! There were stars in your eyes as you drove, you were so excited you thought you were going to rip the steering wheel off from how hard you were gripping it.

And there really is no comparison between seeing the imp on a screen and seeing him live. Sure, you got called ankle-biter a couple times when you jumped to see things better, but they sure didn't complain when you did bite the shit out of them.

Anyway- It's almost your turn to get your poster signed, and you're shaking in place like a rabid chihuahua an inch from frothing at the mouth. This is the first time you get to speak to him!! If you fumble this, you'll never ever forgive yourself. Just be normal. Yes, that's it, be normal.

The guy in front of you trots off, Rei immediately beckons you forward with a smooth smile and your heart nearly slips out of your throat directly into his hands. " Ey. You going to stand there? Take a picture! "

On auto-pilot, you step forth, almost crowding the demon in his own booth. Wow, those horns are even bigger up close. They look so cool too. You just want to touch them. " Uhm, hi- " What a wonderful crack your voice just made there. So suave. " I uh- So- Can you- My poster... "

Trembling hands fumble with said poster, trying to open it but failing miserably. The longer you take, the hotter your face gets, and you're sure you can hear him snorting. Eventually, the imp takes mercy on you and rips the thing from your grasp. " Sure, hun. Don't crumble on me, kay? "

He's fast and clean about it, a sense of fulfillment washes over you at the crisp signature on the bottom right corner. Fuck yeah. The poster is handed back to you rolled up.

" There ya go. " Rei winks.

God, he's so hot. You just want to kiss him. You know he'd bite, you studied up on his kind of demon! And besides, you've seen some of his... Less family-friendly stunts. Even if they're censored on the surface, you know he's not packing small at all. Steam escapes through your ears as you swoon. He's perfect.

" God, I wish you'd rail me- "

Immediate mortal shame makes you freeze like a statue. The heat drains from your body and you wheeze in embarassment. Oh God oh fuck oh shit you MORON- As you dart to grab the poster and run, hopefully to never see him again, you find Rei won't let go of it.

Looking fearfully down at him, the imp offers you a huge grin and cackles. " Oh you don't have to wish, cute stuff. Just wait a lil'. I'll gladly reil you... "

Putting aside the bewilderment, you shovel down the need to choke him for that awful pun. You're sure he'll appreciate that more in bed.

[yawnderu]

I want to share my lil ankle biter too😭😭

his name is Vergil (yeah, he seeks power too)

PLSSSS HE'S SUCH A CREATURE I LOVE U VERGIL 😭😭😭

[rocksandmirrors]

Continuation of the episode idea. Matt as soon as he gets back home starts panicking and reassuring himself on how he could "totally take him" while ignoring Steve and Lilith who were expecting Hunter over for bookclub. After hearing matt's mumbling and sadly accepting that bookclub probably won't be hosted at his place anymore he tries to give him words of encouragement.

....... and fails

Matt : Oh Titan I'm dead. I'm soooo dead. Hunter's gonna kill me.

Steve: um bu-

Matt: No worse I'm gonna lose in front of everyone.

Steve: Matty

Matt: Nope way worse I'm gonna lose gusisgonnadumpinfrontofeveryoneANDTHENHE'LLKILLME!!

Steve : WOAH there it's gonna be okay. It's just a dual right? You'll be fine. Plus hunter won't kill you.

Matt: re really

Steve: Matty I have known hunter for years now and I have never seen him attempt or look like he wanted someone dead.

Lilith still reading: *ahem*

Steve: well except for the time he lost it and tried to eat me when he thought I stole his rations when we were on that mountain. But besides that.

Matt: wait HE'S THE KID

Steve: he was the only kid there

Matt : YOU STILL HAVE BITE MARKS ON YOUR ARM.

Lilith rubbing her leg: yeah lil hunter did not like sharing. I once threw away his empty pudding cup and he turned into an actual ankle biter.

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Matt: .....DEAR TITAN I'M DEAD

this is such a good idea!!! him panicking after the fact bc he realizes he doesn't stand a chance is so funny, like uh oh here are the consequences of my actions!!!

jsyk i've actually started writing something based on the first ask you sent me (and if i ever post it, you will be credited for the idea dw) (it doesn't go in this particular direction tho)

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

🦕- The muse talks about their very first pokemon

Myyyyy Quagsire… He’s in my icon, he’s an ankle biter, he’s Quagsire! Hatched him myself before I left Alola! I worked at the Paniola ranch. Client wanted a Wooper. I hatched a shiny and was allowed to keep the lil guy. Now he’s a big guy. :-]