#hartelore

[lilycoving]

Ah, yes, he is. He used to steal my vests back in the day, so having a sleeveless sweatshirt made just for him keeps him from going after any of my clothing, which is all much too big for him anyway.

@licensed2faint

*pelipper mail*

a small tin containing ten pokeblocks. Half of them are blue, and half of them are pink.

There is a note attached!

"The blue pokeblocks are dry, and made with chesto and apicot berries! The pink ones are sweet, and made with pecha and pamtre berries!

I hope your Archeops enjoys them, or at the very least you can figure out what it doesn't like, haha.

~Laser"

Thank you very much! Aaron, my Archeops, really enjoys both flavors, preferring the sweet ones. I think he enjoys that they’re dry as well, what with the pamtre berries contributing to the texture.

Thank you again! Here’s a picture of him enjoying himself. It’s lovely that these are bigger than the standard—perfectly sized for his little mouth. We both appreciate it!

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

FINALLY got a picture of my camera shy Muk!! :-]

We’re going through routine toxin removal! Sludge here helps me out with Pokémon breeding and raising and his chemical deposits aren’t exactly healthy for baby Pokémon. Or adult Pokémon. Most Pokémon, really.

Muk from Alola are safe to touch with your bare hands as long as you avoid their toxin deposits! But when removing their crystallized toxins, I have to wear gloves to make sure I don’t poison myself.

And, apparently people don’t know this?? Grimer and Muk don’t smell bad?? Depending on their chemical composition, they might actually smell GOOD. Or like cleaning solution. They are NOT smelly.

[sekioka-official]

Are you a champion? Tell me, how do I become champion, please! What did you focus on when training your pokemon for competition? How do you know what pokemon to bring, or do you only use your favorites? I want to use my favorites too, like my Raichu! Your Raichu is cool too, I've never seen one like that, is it from Alola? How is becoming first champion of a region like Alola feels like?

[ @cowboy-pikachu ]

man I’m sorry but I was like 13 so I don’t know how much of this I can answer. I just don’t remember. :-(

but I can say that yeah my Raichu is Alolan, he’s a psychic type! I don’t really do competitive Pokémon battling anymore but personally I like to play it safe. being first champion brings a lot of unwanted attention but also so much in terms of bragging rights haha. just keep goin at it, kid, you’ll get there someday.

[skitty-appreciator]

in honor of halloween, whats the scariest thing thats happened to you?

Hmmm…!

I don’t know! I don’t get scared! X3c

[hartelore-archive]

going to go through lilycoving for hartelore there 👍

[lilycoving]

group groudoning

Yes, yes, March 18th, 2018.

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

Holy shit. I might be aromantic.

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

You’d be surprised

How many other things do your guys' pokemon lack? Heat cycles??????? Visible pregnancy????? Milk production????????

[sekioka-official]

Are you hiding from the twelve year olds?

nah, I’m just pretty far up in the ranks, starting at twenty wins. they’ll call me up if the twelve year old gets twenty wins or any multiple of five afterward. it’s kinda like a rotation of strong trainers at that point. they love to advertise the hell out of special challenges. I’m a special challenge, bro. we’ve actually had champs from other regions at the Tree before. huge huge huge events to get one of them in the rotation. it’s fun.

[skitty-appreciator]

【Skitty】 - What's your favorite memory from when you were younger? (For Tabitha)

[ask deleted]

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

💬 Giovanni!

I don’t like him and I hate Team Rocket and I think they should stop putting traps outside my FUCKING HOUSE??? Filed under gay people I do NOT respect. Why is he not in jail

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

Yeah, we have boats! But not as many as you’d think, if you’re thinking we have a ton of boats. It’s a LOT of ride Pokémon. Lapras for short distance and big flying types (there are actually a LOT of Charizard registered for younger trainers because they’re smaller) for long distance! And Mantine, there are a lot of Mantine trained for human transportation. But yeah besides that, boats! Big boats small boats there are boats.

Since yous in Hoenn, what's the boats like there?

Oh, man, I'm sorry but I'm not really a boat guy? I grew up in Fallarbor and there're no boats there. Sorry. You should ask @harteofthehart-ayyy. He's from Alola. I bet they've got boats there!

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

Former or current members of Team Magma get in contact I miss you also I need to compare universes because of secret reasons PLEASE I will even bribe with Camerupt pictures that I definitely haven’t already posted . I miss my friends if you’re out there SAY HELLO.

Edit actually with some identifying information about MY timeline:

Current year would be 2039

Magma WON. YEAAAHH WOOOOO YEAH WOOO

That should be enough identifying information :-]

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

How big were the land bridges your Magma created?

Uhhh. Pretty significantly big. I tried scribbling them in on a map of Hoenn. There was the big one, and then an island that had non-land bridges (so normal bridges) that connected Sootopolis to the mainland.

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

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Hiiii, Alola!, I'm Harte, this is my blog! I'm a Pokemon breeder and I always have some up for sale and trade, DM me if you’re interested! Here's hoping we can get along, and if we can't, it's your loss. :-]

I can’t promise I’ll be professional. In fact, I’ll promise that I won’t.

Pelipper mail and mystery gifts are accepted!

Ground type enthusiast, faller, 44 y/o gay man 🏳️‍🌈

Team Rocket GET OUTTA HERE!! Team Aqua GET OUTTA HERE!

Team Magma I love you, and we are making out in my head. Platonically of course. I miss you.

//OOC UNDER THE CUT

Content Warnings: Harte hails from a very edgy middle school amino roleplay universe. He may talk about…

Death (whether it be murder or suicide)

Self harm

Abuse

Delusions and paranoia (tagged as unreality)

All of these topics will be tagged accordingly! If anything else comes up, that will also be tagged accordingly. If you need something tagged, ask! Please please please ask to tag please please please! Communication is important! I’ll tag things as “(thing) cw”, an example being “pokemon death cw”

Suggestive/sex related things will be tagged as “suggestive” so block that tag if you’re not okay with seeing that kind of thing from Harte. “dick joke” and “boob joke” will also be tagged!

Pelipper mail is on! Magic anons and musharna mail/malice are not. Sapient Pokémon CAN interact but it’s not encouraged because Harte is going to be dismissive about it. You can always tag Harte in shit. I love being tagged in shit.

LINKS Harte's Shinies For Sale Or Trade <- disregard this I haven’t updated it in ages Mod Info OOC Muse Info Muse Pokemon

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Mod and muse are both adults, there will be sex talk. Be aware of that. Harte is a bit of a manwhore, he may get flirty with anons. Make sure to tell me if you DON’T want that. Also be mean to Harte if you want, he deserves it at least a little. He’s morally grey. He’s a former villain.

In character anon hate is encouraged. Press him about any topic. Be obnoxious. It’s funny.

Follows from spw-foundation

Roommate blog (that Harte will not interact with besides reblogging Pokémon pics) is @lilycoving

Low stakes!

The “hall of shame” tag is the “best of” tag

The “hartelore” tag is for posts related to Harte’s backstory or universe! Worldbuilding!

If you reblog an ask meme from me, I’ll send a few asks your way! Ask memes do not have time limits for Harte!! Look in the meme tag to find some!

I’ll reformat this someday.

I’d ask that you please don’t send food-related asks. I have an annoying disorder (ARFID) that makes thinking about or looking at food very difficult.

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

Well I text my pal and I say hey, I get my cast off in a few weeks, are you up for gettin down? And he says yeah sure I’m up do you have any ideas and I say nah man we can work that out later I’ve missed being able to hang out and he says yeah I missed that too wanna watch Monty Python after and I say fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes that sounds sick and if things go well we’ll be having a good time in a few weeks 💖

i do not get it. why would you sleep together with your friend? i don't get that. you can't sleep with your friends in that way. that doesn't make any sense.