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#gravity falls#tbob#the book of bill#gravity falls incorrect quotes#gravity falls memes#bill cipher#bill cipher x reader#bill cipher x you#gravity falls x you#gravity falls x reader#down bad for that triangle#I hope nobody I know irl finds my blog#if I was there he would’ve won I would make sure of it#my husband is getting that w on my watch#bill cipher’s hot goth wife posting
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Friends, tonight's Hero Forge theme is betrayal, heartbreak, and having entirely too many dogs.
Companion to this.
#kaesa op#mcyt#3rd life#ethoslab#tangotek#impulsesv#skizzleman#bigbst4tz2#(w/scar cameo)#jimmy solidarity#scott smajor#flower husbands#smallishbeans#hero forge#trafficshipping#(it was really hard to figure out who to put in the betrayal scene for BigB#the thing I am actually kind of insane about is the blue sword boys#like. grian and martyn parallel each other SO WELL. all in on their particular path.#and then there's bigb who's just playing minecraft survival like a normal dude#and every time he comes out of the ground shit's gotten weirder???#he's like I was just trying to build a zombie airbnb and I got drafted into a war and my cookie stolen DURING A TRIPLE HOMICIDE???#what I'm saying is he's an incredible foil to both of them#everyone could've just played normal survival! no one HAD to kill each other#but grian is a pyromaniac gremlin and martyn gets so carried away plotting backstabbing that he forgets to actually stab#but bigb. he just wants to live in peace in his cookie house.#in the end his membership in the red army does him no good#and grian rules-lawyers out of the situation like “aw this is awkward we can't kill bigb so we'll just watch you do it”#anyway you cannot put 3 humanoid figures into a heroforge mini#so I decided to parallel the map from the early-game figure w/the no-kill pass#because. bigb please do you really think scar wouldn't kill someone just because he said he wouldn't kill them???
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I swear that every single episode of this show is more bafflingly bisexual than the last
#white collar#I'm literally just at 1x7 and I just go ????? every five minutes#what do you mean *earnest look* I didn't betray you peter#what do you MEAN *peter watches neal jump out of a third storey window and just makes a face like when your dog did a silly trick*#WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'road blocks and wanted posters' even before he gets the explanation#and el........ my beloved#yeah yknow if my husband is a police officer obsessed w some criminal and the criminal calls me. obviously I take him back home#so he can have a heart-to-heart with my husband!!!#the ep before that when peter is 'disappointed' at neal for hiding the thing w the interpol agent#and neal n el are sitting in a row while peter paces like they're students lined up outside the headmaster's office#anyway. yeagh
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do you ever think about how most of the Freelancers got an AI that complemented their skillsets and/or their personalities in mostly positive ways (North the perpetual older brother getting sweet baby Theta, laid back York gets logical Delta to keep him on task) whereas Tex and Carolina get assigned to Omega and Sigma, AIs that enhance (or would have enhanced) their most destructive qualities (Tex's anger and Carolina's ambition)
#I know that Carolina doesn't ever get Sigma because she gives him to Maine but she was supposed to and it makes me crazy#I looove watching Sigma be a little freak & thinking about the implications of what it'd be like if he'd stayed w/ Carolina#carolina 'my father is the worst man alive and i'm his favorite daughter'#texas 'my husband is the worst man alive and i'm the love of his life'#when i catch you director leonard church!!!#since wash and south were supposed to get eta and iota (which also insane) who do you think was supposed to get each one#the director was playing with his agents like dolls#rvb#red vs blue#project freelancer#agent carolina#agent texas
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Guys hear me out... Tangled dance... Ineffable Husbands... The Ball episode.
#shakes u#do you see my visionp#like theyre dancing with serperate partners (maggie w/ azi and nina w/ crowley??)#and then the girls find a way to get them to dance with each other#and then the tangled frame happens#i am such an oracle watch this happen#anyway ball episode concept has me rabid. again.#good omens#good omens 2#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#tangled#shut up in not delulu
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haunted once more by a dumb character idea
#tma guy. anatomy student turned archives assistant (sent as the most unsubtle spy possible on nikolas orders. elias finds it all very--#--funny adn their constant misery in the eyes sanctum is a sweet boon) who slowly tears themself apart under such a restrictive existence#the best they can get while still having to have a Singular Identity for the time is subtle appearance changes (eyes colors--#--changing. minute tweaks to features. a new nail length / polish each day. the most drastic they can get Appearance wise is--#--hair bc wigs exist as an explanation for why theyre walking in the building w a buzzcut one day and braids the next) and lying constantly#--abt their life outside of the job (a constantly rotating cast of characters who Never have the same characteristics as the last time--#--they mentioned them. a husband a boyfriend two daughters a mother a cousin from out of town a brother who moved to america etc etc). at--#--one point (after sasha gets Not Them-ed ? lot of tension between the two strangers bc of the assistants non-interference stance--#--that had the not them stuck in the table just a bit longer) they have a complete breakdown in front of martin bc of the stress and--#--babble abt how every single member of their family expects too much and has left them for dead and how they want to go HOME#tim runs into them at the club one night while theyre playing the part of a COMPLETELY different person and it is a very strange--#--time. a stranger wearing a party city mask of your coworker#the tma timeline has faded a bit from my head but i like the idea of them somehow weaseling their way into survival even after the--#--not them is entombed by leitner. they signed the contract so they cannot abandon ship the circus has stopped responding to their--#--messages and elias makes a point to swing by and just Watch them regularly while the archives fights to not collapse in on itself#like the name jane for them. jane doe and Also a cute bit of name sharing w jane pretniss lol#a little less certain abt this but also like the idea that when the pressure is REALLY bad but b4 the not them disaster the assistant--#--would ask the rest of the archives staff to call them by a different name w no explanation just to be able to shake off the fetter of--#--a Set Name for a day. its a different name every time and the running theory w everyone is that it is either a trans thing or a very--#--convoluted joke. the second time they do this sasha ends up getting them a label maker + two of those 'HELLO MY NAME IS' name--#--tags. one for 'jane' and one for any different name they choose that day. a genuine + caring gesture that absolutely devastates the--#--assistant because now they are BRANDED with a name
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// I ain't even gon' lie to y'all, I have 0 motivation for 100% of my current drafts. The writing bug is on vacation for the holiday season, apparently.
So, rather than forcing it... I'ma just send inbox things like I normally do. <3 That counts as productivity in my eyes, lmfao.
#[ i know I shouldn't apologize. those who understand and want to wait will wait.#and those who do not will see themselves out. it's just more-so annoying.#like. i'm at home. i've had a great couple of days off from work.#literally no guests to piss me off. but i just cannot drum up the motivation to write. >:w#edit: i know why. because my husband is screaming at the top of his lungs at his game in the next room over. OTL#now watch. as soon as i go back to work on monday... i'll suddenly wanna get to ALL my drafts lmfao#anyways. i said all that just to say this: if you see me in your inbox randomly... you know why. >_> thank you for your patience#as always. <3 ]#ooc ; out of character
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all i wanted was to watch a movie for the first time in months and the universe said “yes you can go watch hit man with your mother” and universe that is simply not what i meant
#favourite part was when the female lead was meeting w the hit man to hire him to kill her husband#and the hit man goes why don’t you use this money to move out and divorce him instead#and she goes oh good idea! :) and then literally just gets her own place and files for divorce later that day#girl you were gonna kill him????#anyways hopefully tonight i can watch i saw the tv glow as it was meant to be seen: alone in my room on my laptop
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good morning to shanks and shanks only
#— ai rambles#i miss my op husband guys#i’m a little bit behind w it actually but listen#i have a hack#you stop watching op for some period and then you get to binge watch bunch of eps at once#:3
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I just saw a viral post about how the Velaryon boys suffered the most in the war and I'm sorry but how do you say this when Rhaenyra takes the cake for suffering the most in that family 💀
#rhaenyra targaryen#I feel like the love for the Velaryon boys have blinded ppl 'cause even if you keep it to the kids Aegon iii & Viserys iii also suffer wors#but that was about the entire team black and it's just wild to me how rhaneyra constantly gets pushed aside#I swear some ppl only see her as the mother of their fav character and call it a day#she had 9 happy years. then alicent entered the picture and the happiest she had ever been was w her marriage to Daemon#harwin's short time hardly counts for me 'cause she still couldn't be freely joyful and had to watch over her shoulder#then the war happened. all her kids died except 1 (as far as she knows). she feels betrayed by her husband and she ends up being murdered#won't even touch the trouble she faced in her reign#all in all my girl had 10% of happiness in 33 years of her life#ik it's not a big deal but she's my pookie so I wanna complain to the wall
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Vacation doodles
#digital art#digital aritst#hepta art#digital illustration#art#artists on tumblr#hepta doodle#kawaii#kawaii art#some context btw#we were in sc so we saw a bunch of wild turtles doing the stupid wiggle thing at each other lol#I ate seafood and saw seagulls there so seagull w lobster bib#sandpiper looking at fearful little clam#i don’t really know how to draw that kinda beetle but he’s flying a kite!#pottery lizard cuz we saw wild lizards and watched a pottery show while we were there#and cinnamon toothpick lounge worm#cuz going to beach and lounging and my husband had been wanting to get some cinnamon toothpicks so they were on my mind lolol
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thinking about my oc Bytte. and. her gender is Aro. her Aromanticism is inextricable from her gender experience.
#toy txt post#i love to make an alloaro oc whos a woman navigating a usually masculine role in society far before we ever coined aromanticism#whos Aromanticism informs so much about her but with no language to adequately describe it she doesnt really know how#and so she does kinda blow up her relationships by accident bc she does Want human connection#and what she Wants is to fuck someone whos friends with her and chill about it who will just be fucking Normal about it#and Not Make It A Big Thing and also for other people to not make it a big thing and they can hang out and be friends#but never fucking domesticize her. and its in part a rejection of the misogynistic role of Wife in historic (and even modern) society of#course but its also a rejection of the relationship hierarchy of Wife. of the romanticization. bc of her circumstances the only role on#offer of course has been Wife. but in the hypothetical situation where she was offered the role of Husband? she would at first probably#accept that. in theory. it sounds fine. sure. but if she tried to LIVE like that. to Live even as a Husband. it would Also be Wrong. to put#any of her relationships into that framework is to fundamentally ruin them forever. and she is living in a society that wants that to be#the only framework. anyway its crazy how ive made a character like that exactly Twice at least#(Bytte and Lucille. Bytte is a bit more genderfucky than Lucille. Lucilles gender is also ugly violent scary woman. for reasons)#both of these characters rn are cis. well. not /cis/ cis but theyre afab and women bc i want to explore that but i am thinking lately about#a transfem take. to explore. ive considered it and i dont think i want that for Bytte? all that means is watch out for future ocs#i could do a character very similar to Bytte as transfem and it would be really good but theres something about#and honestly it would probably make more SENSE for Bytte? due to gender roles in like ancient sparta or whatever?#but if shes transfem in sparta i think there would be subtle nuanced differences in how ppl interact w her that i dont necessarily want for#her? if that makes sense. i know this reasoning sounds weak in a vacuum but i Promise i have way more characters than this and i do want to#explore things differently. i promise there are complex transfem characters in witchverse and also complex characters whos asab im not#decided on yet. there are some im not sure i ever want to be decided on? the downside of being incredibly specific about fictional#characters is that it doesnt leave you all room for headcanons#sorry. good news is you can go make your own ocs about it 👍 idk. much to explore. much to think about#also sometimes a ''''cis'''' character CAN have a fun gender to play with honestly its just that mainstream media Never does#so theres no good way to be like no but listenn i swear its fun#anyway this is all moot cos im not a fucking writer im just making up little guys and doing nothing#also anyway. i think my gender is also aro and a little ace. personally. also before u get mad at me about these 2 ocs being like#probelmatic aro rep or smth: 1) aforementioned its moot anyway im not even a writer 2) these arent the only alloaro ocs i have its just#funny that i made this one twice lmao 3) my brain is huge. my ocs are rad. suck my ass. ♡#if only i Was a writer tho god. thered be sooooo many aro characters fr fr
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A hard pill for me to swallow lately has been that, despite everything, I'm probably the best version of myself that could've existed. And that's not really a comforting thought.
#it's a special kind of doomed imo.#every other path most likely led to something worse#maybe it's pessimistic to think of it that way. maybe I should be more grateful that it isn't worse#but it's hard to find that within me atm#the best of bad outcomes doesn't mean good. it doesn't mean I'm happy.#it just means every other option would have been more miserable. and it's disheartening to think like that ofc#and I know the logic is flawed. but I know myself and even with the advantages I have I'm unable to make anything of myself#had I chosen differently it would only be worse. I'd still be impoverished. I'd still be depressed.#I might just also be stuck in a cult and married w kids in the middle of fucking nowhere wisconsin on top of it all#<- that's the worst case scenario. probably. really hard to say#biggest bullet I've dodged yet tho. completely unintentionally too.#another hard pill to swallow: sometimes the things we want the most WILL ruin your life and it's a blessing when it falls through#unfortunately you don't get to know this until years later#as you watch your ex best friend marry a man almost 2x her age and birth kids she never wanted into this world#and then you're like OHHHH that would've been my fate... I get it now 😐#still. there's no relief in the realization because while you would've been miserable w a shitty husband and 3 or 4 kids#you are in fact still miserable without them. but oh well.#I would say 'anyways. I just need to go to the beach.' but honestly. I haven't felt the desire to do anything at all lately.#we're past the point of letting the sand and waves heal me. we're almost past the point of needlessly venting online!#there's so much I usually would vent about here but I have hardly had the urge to do so.#I'm just tired. life has drained me dry. my heart aches constantly and I barely know why
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OH MY GOD also guys. please literally go to any amateur theater or whatever that u can near u. i went to a live performance of the it's always sunny ep where theyre doing the nightman. or whatever. it was soooooooo silly and so fun and in that room i could feel centuries of people gathering in rooms to laugh together. this is what can save humanity
#abby talks#i want them to do another one...#then we went to this sketchy weird party. well FIRST we saw one of my old buddies at the show!!!!!!!#hes gonna help w my thesis film and then he was gonna come to the party but by the time he was ready we were leaving#it was crazy me and my friends were so high and we were just in this absurd house. fucking maze ass layout#so anyway these dudes r playing mario kart. i asked my friend if there were going to be mostly straight ppl there and well that was a yes#these two dudes trailed me until i found a way to perch in a corner with my friend next to me. anyway. these dudes r playing and bring up#brba bc of course. im sorry u guys know when we talk abt that show its extremely thin ice. bc this guy is ofc hating on skylar and we're#lit all like ok misogynist like. she was just a woman living her life with an insane gaslighting husband. but he Kept his values the whole#way thru... ok. anyway hes like genuinely getting mad like we can see him take pics of us and angrily type to someone LOL and them hes just#pissily playing the game. so anyway yeah then we went back outside. then left after watching ppl do keg stands#i get so scared for college girls. literally felt like i was staring daggers at all the guys around the vibes were just off.#anyway. so fun night.#the show was genuinely amazing im so excited to see the one person in my class this week. she played mac
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if gojo dies ... that means yuuta is up next
#would i be okay sacrificing gojo so that yuuta can shine again ?? .....#hmmmmmmmm ....................................#the answer is no like thats my husband and our son wtfffff im not okay w anybody dying#can any of those bums watching tv get up and help my man like enough playing around we're ganking now 😢#jjk leaks#jjk spoilers#gojo#yuuta#jjk#bakma bana
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haven't watched the fallout show yet bc I know I'm going to be an insufferable hater but also seeing all the fallout hype is making me so tempted to get reinvested in my fallout 4 oc and I need y'all to stop me from hyperfixating on garbage again
#when the oc ur most attached to is from the game with the most writing issues#i have essentially rewritten 90% of fallout 4's plot just to make it compelling and interesting to me#the short version is: prewar hitwoman gets pregnant from her affair w detective valentine. Goes into hiding and settles down w Nate#their relationship is awful and Nate is a pretty horrific husband and the only attachment she has is a baby she also resents#only to watch her shitty husband die but also the baby that relies on her and her alone being stolen#and then tracking down shaun more out of guilt from not really wanting to have him in the first place#but also having him be the only reminder of her past love and also a possibility for someone to love her unconditionally#i love my toxic wife Jane Doe shes trying so hard
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