#project freelancer

[churchyaoi]

they're so besties to me

[zaleskasconundrum]

He has said this at least once

[w3llf4ll]

Too nervous to send this to my boyfriend, so you all get this at four forty in the morning instead.

Something something contact training.

[asphodeldreams]

did you really think you were the only one who's good with knives?

no joke i have been working on this piece for over a year. posting it now literally just to force myself to stop working on it

i wanna keep doing digital paintings like this but only if i can figure out how to make more than one every 3 fuckin years lmao

[them-in-stem]

Therapist told me to do some self care so I drew the director of project freelancer dying in a glue trap

[shadz420]

Honk mimimmm

[clearlyaginger]

Wash's gay little hip move before yeeting the knife

Reblog if you agree

[edenxroseyposey]

Washingtub

[jayquinnwhit3]

Hey. I'm sort of really glad that I got to grow up with you.

[undidiridium]

Thinking about the time that where I stayed up to 3 am shitposting on Twitter and came up with the world's dumbest ship name and now nearly 15 years later it's still used and some of the VA's of the show have mentioned it.

It was Red V Blue with Agent Carolina and Washington.

I said they should be named CarWash.

14 year old me would be so happy.

[kronosveritas]

Commission from @sharkylass

My babies 😭 <3

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Ik I haven’t been posting or chatting lately (miss you @smilysstuff ) — sorry, I’ve been going through it for a bit. Love y’all though please accept this. High key better than how I draw anyway I can’t color for shit LMAO

[tuckersno1defender]

he's literally the most pathetic man to ever exist (I need him carnally)

( "I don't wanna end up like Georgia! :("

get in my pocket right NEOW)

[asphodeldreams]

decided to brush up on my meta drawing skills in anticipation of me finally watching restoration later this evening

see you on the other side, church

[w3llf4ll]

Florida man strikes again.

[major-comet]

the hill that i will absolutely die on with rvb is that its so much funnier if we imagine that gamma really did figure out how to send church back in time.

obviously the rest of the reds and blues didn’t travel through time from the bomb, that’s presented as being ridiculous even in s3 through tucker’s perspective. i love the idea of vic hearing about their ideas and being like “well fuck. i guess we’re doing time travel now.”

church traveling through time and causing all of his own problems, however, is beautiful. guy who loves to blame other people for everything suddenly confronted with the fact that he’s the source of his own issues. wonderful. mwah.

but just. i love to imagine that the way that gamma and wyoming used the temporal distortion unit in blood gulch was just something they figured out how to do. time travel and time loops. no one else had ever even conceived of it being used like that - the way the meta used it was the way it was actually designed to be used.

and i have to imagine that this left the director and price completely baffled. like, what do you mean one of our agents managed to invent time travel. what do you Mean by that. how the fuck did he do that.

they had to lie through their teeth and say “yeah that was totally us. it was all a simulation and those idiotic sim troopers fell for it. psssh, of course time travel isn’t real. how stupid of them to think that.” because the alternative is admitting to the unsc that alongside all of their fucked up and evil experiments, one of their agents managed to invent time travel. no, we have no idea how he did it. no, you can’t ask him about it. because he’s dead. no, you can’t talk to the AI either. no, we don’t know where the AI is. probably pulled into that whole meta fiasco we’ve been worried about, honestly. whoopsie daisy.

[shadz420]

Undercover mission Pt2!!

North totally would have worn the heels. But they didn’t fit:(

As you know, Lina knows martial arts, and I just made it that North learned a few things from her in their sparring matches:) He might be a good sharpshooter, but he can definitely defend himself. (Also yes, I referenced the laser rifle pose in the first one.)