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why do i ALWAYS forget how long blue hair dye stays in your hair.
normally when i’m dyeing my hair red, i have to redo it every few washes to keep it looking vibrant. this blue has been in my hair for over a MONTH with no touch ups and still looks fine
#me yapping#was gonna do red again to match my holiday uniform at work#but no way in hell am i gonna be able to cleanly remove the blue#goddamnit
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so who’s ready for phan vs. jedus
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why doesn’t chewy get a medal at the end of new hope, actually. that’s kind of fucked up
#star wars#IM ALWAYS SAYING THIS#LITERALLT WHY DIDNT HE??? HE WAS FLYING THE FUCKING SHIP TOO??#him and han should be considered on equal level idc#fucked up. this is fucked up#scotty has me thinking about chewbacca getting snubbed while i’m on the clock
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the reason why dnp understand their audience so well is that phil is so gay he was writing gay vampire werewolf buffy fic as a teen and dan is such a nerd he was emailing the lost wiki editors so much about mistakes in the wiki that they eventually asked him to be an editor
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we moved on from this too quickly bc this is genuinely one of the craziest stories dans ever told
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I can't be the first to make this connection
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why watch new thing when old thing so good
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this is entrapment
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who is this DIVA 💛
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cowboys ^o^
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everyone say happy birthday creampuff 🎉🎉
a friend and i are taking her on a drive so she can get some wind under her wings. don't worry we've got her latched on properly so she doesn't fall off. will liveblog how it goes
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2012 phan react to sister daniel
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VIDEO TRANSCRIPT:
P: That can’t be real.
D: Okay I have-
P: Is that real?
D: -things to say about that, that I don’t particularly mind that much because y’know fashion w-
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D: So much thigh!
P: (laughs) No…
D: Look how much thigh is on display!
P: He needs to be careful (inaudible).
D: That thigh is a spooky happening.
(cut)
D: That is- that’s asking for a disaster that is.
(cut)
P: I feel weird let’s move on.
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