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Waking up
W/out text and also one where grif doesn’t have boxers (nothing explicit)
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Nobody warns you that after reading enough fics from Spock’s POV, you just start talking like that. Asked a guy if he was « amenable » to calling bro.
« I will endeavor to » BROOOOO
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more college chara and frisk because i had so much fun with the first one lol
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some star trek account with a lot of followers must’ve shared my post about odo’s actor because good god there has been a SHARP uptick in notifications on this blog practically overnight lol
thanks for appreciating my history spiraling. it’ll probably happen again
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sometimes i see halo/rvb ocs and i start to think "man they're totally just ripping off [insert canon halo/rvb character]" and then i realize that i'm fucking stupid and obviously this is going to happen because everyone at bungie/343 AND roosterteeth AND on here are all stuck using the exact same LIMITED AS FUCK CHARACTER CREATOR
#me yapping#rvb#halo#this message not inspired by anyone in particular for the record#just inspired by me avoiding making a spartan oc bc i'm worried i couldn't make it original looking enough#when. you know. it's the fucking MILITARY??#uniformity is literally the entire point you fucking dumbass#they wear standard issue armor. and fight with standard issue equipment.#(not always obviously but like. i'm sure you get my point lol)#you get what? like 30 colors at most#like i don't think CE even has 20 armor colors. and in that game you can't change anything else either
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mister cellophane
[*there is no audience]
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my dash is filled with people drawing spamton and tenna smooching - great wonderful keep it up gang - but i can’t take it seriously because everytime i see them maneuvering their big fuckin pinocchio noses around each other i just think of that clip of the toucans from the three caballeros. tenna moves his head the wrong way and it sends spamton flying across the room
#genuinely have not stopped thinking about this post. i feel insane#thanks scotty#deltarune#spamton#tenna#mr ant tenna
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funny thing, the senator danced with a jedi all night during the senate ball.... they must be really good friends.
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We are Addisons! All we do is advertise!!
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sharing gay germs
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How do I get the lightners to stay & play games with me...
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