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i was struck with a vision of early bgc grif’s muscle memory kicking in as he mom-arms sarge after slamming the breaks in the warthog. they’re both so mortified that sarge becomes the unspoken designated driver for the next month.

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watching rvb as god intended (the fuckass original aspect ratio)

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I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

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need two vampire ladies to have an indirect kiss using me

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leave. me. alone.

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the funniest consequence of whenever i post a tuckington drawing is that without fail i can always see in real time the posts people are liking so i can tell when people just click on the ship tag and scroll through my whole blog with that filter. its genuinely so funny and entertaining for me like HA i caught you in my trap!!

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💘💖💝

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i actually dont think there's anything funnier than people watching a show or whatever bc they heard it allegedly had gay people in it then getting upset when it includes incredibly normal genre specific tropes that they personally dont like, like maybe you should have checked that before you watched it king and then they get mad at the show for being the show that it is instead of embracing it for what it is. like I'm so sorry that axe murderer 30000 had axe murderers in it and didnt have a happy ending and was really violent but i do think there are some context clues around it that could have let you pick up on that

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god i'm remembering how much i hate drawing halo helmets other than the basic mjolnir ones (<- guy who is drawing carolina rn)

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JUMPED out of bed to make this and managed to fit it perfectly within tumblr image limits 🔥🔥🔥

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aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just wanna go apeshit?

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hello arveebee community ignore the wonky arm this was a 10 minute warm-up based off another dumb tshirt i found. had to double check with scotty that caboose being from the moon was even a real piece of info and not fanon shit i've just absorbed lol

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I’m not just a good pair of tits. I’m also incredibly annoying

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i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

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