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The “We are the 99%” Tumblr blog became the slogan for the Occupy Wall Street movement.
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I can't be the first to make this connection
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why watch new thing when old thing so good
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this is entrapment
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who is this DIVA 💛
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cowboys ^o^
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everyone say happy birthday creampuff 🎉🎉
a friend and i are taking her on a drive so she can get some wind under her wings. don't worry we've got her latched on properly so she doesn't fall off. will liveblog how it goes
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2012 phan react to sister daniel
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VIDEO TRANSCRIPT:
P: That can’t be real.
D: Okay I have-
P: Is that real?
D: -things to say about that, that I don’t particularly mind that much because y’know fashion w-
(image changes)
D: So much thigh!
P: (laughs) No…
D: Look how much thigh is on display!
P: He needs to be careful (inaudible).
D: That thigh is a spooky happening.
(cut)
D: That is- that’s asking for a disaster that is.
(cut)
P: I feel weird let’s move on.
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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
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there’s a running joke at this point in my friend group that people keep buying cameos from shannon mccormick for me
my friend xavier just bought me the third or fourth from XAVIER ALONE for my birthday i’m fucking crying
#me yapping#i hope this joke never dies#it’s funny every fucking time#how many times can shannon say “hey jaden i hear you’re a fan of agent washington#anytime i have any major event in my life SOMEONE gets me a cameo from him to commemorate it#(for those unaware this is about the voice actor for agent washington from rvb)
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I asked the bartender for a coffee with no milk and he said we're out of no milk and gave me a cup full of milk
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dude who spent his entire life floating in a giant glass tube of green liquid in a mad scientist laboratory
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if you are NOT a fan of red vs blue or haven’t watched the finale, guess which DOESNT happen in the series
if you are a rvb fan don’t vote ❌❌❌
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