#my hunter is gay af

[fuckmeuselessdegen]

made a relationship chart with my PC and potential love interests (except BW and GH sorry lmfao). sorry if it's hard or confusing to read! was thinking about adding every single other npc in the game, but that would be too many people and words lol. if you're curious about a certain npc or want to know more, just let me know :] (i have many pages of notes).

[river-from-alderaan]

odysseus: it's over circe your spells won't work on me!!

circe (epic the musical's version): okay but have you considered... i'm hot?

[lalune9x]

SCTIR Translation - Chapter 462: I'm a Fan! (2)

[NOVEL SPOILERS] Story context: The Gold Hamster is a monster that Han Yoojin previously promised to obtain for Do Hamin. I don't think there is much other context needed to understand this section, other than the beginning of the China kidnapping arc (i.e., Park Hayul's abilities and role), which has been translated by SFS Translations. But please let me know if anything is unclear!

The man at the front, in particular, didn’t even seem real. His build looked to be twice, no, three times my size. “Hyung-nim, get a hold of yourself,” Hyuna whispered quietly.

Chapter translation under the cut.

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The team that succeeded in capturing the Gold Hamster was an alliance between the guilds Burn Cave and Modbul. Modbul, a mid-sized guild based in Central Africa, handled purchasing the entrance ticket to the Gold Hamster dungeon and led the way. Burn Cave, a large American guild, contributed the main combat hunters to the dungeon strategy team, as well as the monster tamer.

However, Chloe Alger did not belong to either guild. The report stated that she had been hired as a freelance hunter.

Although her name and affiliation were revealed upon her arrival in Korea, her identity had initially been anonymized in the report. The Gold Hamster was a ticket to scoring a contract with the mount rearing facility. Of course, there would be those trying to seize it for themselves.

"The hunters currently present include the Burn Cave guild leader and members, with one S-rank, five A-ranks, and three B-ranks, including the freelance hunter," Director Song reported. 

His gaze briefly fell to my shoes before returning upward. "Even without heels, Han Yoojin-ssi’s height has suddenly—"

“Oh dear, Director Song! You’re so tactless!” Moon Hyuna interrupted Song Taewon’s words. “You should just pretend not to notice.”

“...Pardon?” Director Song looked confused, glancing between Hyuna and me. Well, um. I guess Director Song wouldn’t know about stuff like this…

Director Song continued, “If your height increased by around 3 cm in the span of a week, it could be due to a stat rank increase, so it’s worth checking out. There's no need to hide it—”

“It’s height-enhancing insoles, just insoles!” I blurted out, feeling the back of my neck heat up in embarrassment. I had known that the S-ranks who saw me regularly would easily notice, but I had hoped they’d quietly let it slide. “If I just raise my height a little more, I’d be over 180 with the shoes... Everyone else is around 2 meters tall, and they’re all broad-shouldered, you know? The Americans especially are no joke.”

Among America’s high-ranking hunters, many had been over 190 cm and weighed over 100 kg even before their awakening. There was even an incident where two American football teams, known for their physical prowess, had awakened en masse due to a dungeon break near a stadium. As a result, the average height of America’s top hunters was around 2 meters.

People who were more than a head taller than me, all crowded together... Plus, since I personally liked some of them, I wanted to appear even a little bigger. Even when negotiating contracts for mounts, I didn’t want to be underestimated just for being too small.

“Ah, I see. I had noticed your gait seemed a bit unnatural...” Director Song nodded slightly, seeming to understand. “My apologies.”

“No, no, it’s fine. Haha...”

...Maybe I should just take them off.

“It’s because of your height?” After Director Song, it was my younger brother's turn to tilt his head curiously. He looked like he couldn’t understand why I cared about my height at all. “I thought it was some sort of support to help you walk more comfortably.”

“...It’s for increasing height.”

Yoohyun, you'll never need to know about these things. In the first place, no hunter would wear insoles that could hinder their movements. 

Yerim whispered, "Ajussi, hang in there.” 

Normally, I wasn’t too bothered by it. After all, it wasn’t as if I was short by non-awakened or lower-tier hunter standards; it was just that all the American hunters were giants.

“When you’re too small, it’s possible to get underestimated. Sung Hyunje-ssi, would you also care to say something?” I said as I took off my shoes. It felt better not to wear them if they made me seem awkward.

“If you’re worried about being underestimated, growing a beard might be a better option,” Sung Hyunje replied.

“Huh? A beard?”

“It would make you look a little older.”

Sung Hyunje’s comment made Hyuna nod thoughtfully. “That’s true. Hyung-nim, you look like a high schooler at best right now.”

“I-I’m twenty-five!”

“But the people over there all look older. They seem to mature rapidly in their late teens. Even Liette looks four or five years older than you.”

I had chalked that up to a difference in demeanor. Maybe I should consider wearing a fake beard.

“Since the Burn Cave guild might find it threatening, not everyone can follow Han Yoojin-ssi,” Director Song said, looking at the S-ranks. Even excluding the public official Song Taewon, there were still several S-ranks. While the other side only had one, we had four.

“He’s my brother,” Yoohyun asserted, clearly implying that he should be included.

“I’m here to meet an acquaintance,” said Moon Hyuna.

“I also know the guild members over there,” Sung Hyunje commented.

“Would they really find little old me threatening?” Yerim played up being a mere fifteen year old middle school student, pretending to be weak. 

Director Song sighed heavily. “I’ll ask the Burn Cave guild. But if they refuse, you’ll have to accept it.”

He pulled out his phone and walked toward the window. Though he said "if they refuse," it seemed unlikely. After all, they probably wouldn’t be just leaving one mount in my care. As expected, Director Song soon nodded in acknowledgment.

“Only one person can stay by Han Yoojin-ssi's side. The rest of you will need to maintain some distance.”

“Let’s draw lots, fair and square!” 

Yerim glared at Yoohyun as she said this. She had lost every single round of rock-paper-scissors. In their most recent match, they had even allowed the use of skills, with Yerim using her mist and Yoohyun his acceleration skill, creating water droplets to block visibility and then evaporating them into steam. It had been chaotic. In the end, they resorted to playing rock-paper-scissors blindfolded, but Yoohyun still won.

Yilin had helped Yoohyun by acting as his eyes. Once Yerim found out, she fumed, saying, "Just wait until my elemental is born!"

“...Please draw one stick each,” Director Song said, offering four sticks for fairness. The person who drew the marked stick was none other than Moon Hyuna.

“Luck is always on my side!”

“Hyung...” Yoohyun looked disappointed, and Yerim also seemed deeply regretful.

“You’re only being asked to stay at a distance. What’s the big deal?”

It wasn’t as if they were being sent away. What was all the fuss about?

“I’m worried my partner will be enchanted by his first love and leave me,” Sung Hyunje said.

“Ah, I told you she wasn’t my first love.”

“Really? Just a week ago, you were blushing in my arms,” Hyuna said.

“Hyuna-ssi!”

"It's my fault for having such a popular partner."

"Well, our Director Han is just so cute, what can you do? Let's have a drink."

Their banter was so absurd that I didn’t know what to say. You two, of all people, have no right to make such comments! If popularity were a competition, you’d both be contenders for the top ranks.

Anyway, with Moon Hyuna by my side, the others split into two teams: Yoohyun and Director Song on one side, and Yerim and Sung Hyunje on the other, to watch from a distance. There probably wouldn’t be any issues, but just in case.

And soon enough...

‘...This is ridiculous.’

A group of massive people appeared one after another. Their average height looked like it could easily exceed 2 meters. Wow, look at the size of their necks. Their shoulders were no joke, either. The man at the front, in particular, didn’t even seem real. His build looked to be twice, no, three times my size.

“Hyung-nim, get a hold of yourself,” Hyuna whispered quietly.

No, but seriously… Isn’t he a giant? Even though I was used to being around tall, well-built people, I couldn’t get used to this. Not only was he tall vertically, but he was also wide horizontally, making me think he probably couldn't pass through a normal house doorway face-on. I couldn’t help but wonder if his house was double the size of an average one, with larger doors, higher ceilings, bigger couches, dining tables, and beds. Even a king-size bed would look like a single to him.

“I’m Jason Braun, the leader of Burn Cave Guild.”

“...I’m Han Yoojin, the head of the Rearing Facility.”

Jason extended his hand. Of course, his hand was enormous. As he stood before me, everyone else completely disappeared from view. I had to crane my neck just to see his face.

"You must be tired from your long journey. Please, have a seat..."

Was there even a chair big enough for him? This lounge was designed for high-ranking hunters, so everything was oversized, but still, he was way beyond the norm. Wow, even as a non-awakened person, this guy could’ve easily overpowered a lower-tier hunter. Had he grown even bigger after awakening? He must have already been 2 meters tall before.

While I zoned out for a moment, Jason greeted Moon Hyuna, then acknowledged Director Song, Sung Hyunje, Yoohyun, and Yerim. It made sense for him to know Sung Hyunje, but I didn’t expect him to be familiar with Director Song. That must have been 100% because of Sung Hyunje.

"So, you mentioned wanting to take a look around the rearing facility, correct?"

I tried hard to recall the pre-arranged visit schedule of the Burn Cave Guild. But the giant in front of me kept interrupting my train of thought. His chest was right in front of my face. Our height difference must have been at least 40 cm. This was like the difference between a child and an adult.

“Yes. We also brought a baby monster we’d like to entrust to you, Director Han.” Jason smiled broadly as he spoke. He hadn’t mentioned that part earlier, so they must have been keeping it a secret. Probably because it could be taken away... His shoulders were so broad they made his head seem small.

“First, we’ll need to draft a contract. You’ve already received the basic terms, correct? Since I’m the one who requested the Gold Hamster, I’ll keep additional conditions to a minimum. You’ll also need to sign a safety-related contract in addition to the breeding contract, as this is a facility where ordinary employees and young monsters reside. And I'm only F-rank myself."

Fortunately, words flowed smoothly from my mouth.  As we moved to the prepared seating area, I could finally see the people accompanying Jason. The hunters standing a bit farther away were also big, but compared to Jason, they seemed relatively ordinary.

And standing at the end of the group was a familiar face—Chloe Alger. Moon Hyuna, sitting next to me, gave her a small wave, and Chloe smiled back, lifting her fingers in a subtle greeting.

Wow, she really came.

“Director Han?”

"Oh, yes. Here, this is the safety contract."

I handed Jason the contract I had prepared in advance. I shouldn't make it too obvious. We're practically strangers, after all. Even so, my eyes subconsciously drifted sideways again. She was as tall and well-built as the man standing next to her. Her closely cropped hairstyle was different from what I'd seen on TV.

“And here’s the mount-rearing contract. What kind of monster will you be leaving in our care?”

“It’s a Black Bear. Sadly, it’s not S-rank, but it’s a powerful A-rank dungeon boss, just shy of S-rank.”

Oh, I think I’ve seen that on TV before. While Jason checked the contract, I snuck another glance. Ah, we made eye contact. The man next to Chloe whispered something quietly. What was he saying?

"He's saying Director Han looks really small,” Moon Hyuna quietly relayed to me.

Well, with Hyuna next to me and a giant in front, I must look even smaller than usual. 

"I also heard someone asking if you’re really twenty-five and not fifteen, instead.”

Fifteen was a bit harsh... I’m still taller than Yerim, at least. But compared to Jason... well, I wouldn’t blame them for thinking I’m an elementary schooler.

"...I'm not that small when I'm not next to you guys."

"That's true. I was worried when you shook hands earlier."

I’m perfectly average...

Jason, having signed the contract, looked at me and smiled. “You seem to have an interest in Hunter Chloe Alger.”

“Pardon? Oh, it’s just that... I happened to come across her on the internet.”

Even though there were no Korean subtitles, they still aired hunter-related shows. As soon as Hyuna had mentioned it to me, I had looked it up right away. Since filming inside dungeons was impossible, the current shows mostly focused on dungeon breaks. They covered response strategies for when dungeons burst, how to identify and avoid monsters based on their traces, and so on.

Before my regression, Chloe Alger’s broadcasts had mostly focused on survival techniques, too.

"I found the content quite informative. It seemed useful even for non-Awakened people."

“Yes. That’s why we hired Hunter Alger. To help capture the Gold Hamster, we needed her expertise in understanding its habits and behavior.” Jason mentioned that she had been a great help.

“After watching her broadcasts, I felt like I wanted to share some ideas with her... or perhaps offer my assistance,” I said. When I glanced over, Chloe was staring at me. Ugh, this is so embarrassing. Calm down. It’ll seem weird if I fanboy too hard after watching just a few broadcasts.

“Chloe! Director Han has something he wants to say to you,” Hyuna raised her hand, calling Chloe over. 

Wait, wait a minute. Chloe strode toward me with long steps.

“Oh, well, um. We’re developing equipment that allows filming inside dungeons. It’s already in the testing phase. Since you’re involved in broadcasting, I thought you might be interested...”

“In Korea?” Chloe asked, sounding a bit surprised. “To already be at the testing stage, that’s quick.”

There was a similar project underway in the U.S. After all, before my regression, the U.S. had pioneered this technology.

“I liked the purpose of your broadcasts, so um, I thought our equipment might be of interest. Plus, it could be good publicity. You have a lot of subscribers.”

“You’re too kind. It just seems that way because of the larger population." 

Her warm smile was exactly as I remembered before my regression. I’d always wanted to meet her in person... Although the feeling wasn't as desperate as before the regression, it was still nice. She seemed to be the same kind person as before. Despite being a high-ranking hunter, she took the time to create helpful broadcasts for those weaker than herself. Usually, hunters just killed monsters directly, but she helped people learn how to defend themselves.

So it wasn’t just out of personal fondness that I wanted to support her.

Chloe gladly accepted my offer. We stood up to head to the Association first and then to the rearing center.

‘Should I use the keyword?’

I didn't really intend to apply the keyword to Chloe, but if I could grant her an optimized skill, it might be helpful. Maybe I should just check how many optimized skills she had. While hidden behind Hyuna and Jason, I discreetly used my Sprout skill on Chloe.

[Awakened - Chloe Alger 

Current Stat Grade: S 

Potential Stat Grade: A~S]

…Wait, wasn’t she supposed to be A-rank?

[frownyydemonn]

HAPPY PRIDE

[ofthestcrs]

@lcveblossomed said: ❝ i’m fine ! i’m perfectly fine ! ❞ (ripley)

Rose had to hold her breath because the stench of blood is that heavy. This is a dangerous situation for both of them, but Rose can't help but want to help the other woman. Just because she was a monster now didn't mean she had to act like one.

"I'd like to believe that. I would, but it's evident that's not the case. Let me help."

[metalsylvester]

Been playing Dragon's Dogma II for the first time and I'm just here to say that I fucking love my Arisen. (And I fucking love this game holy shit)

Click for Oz's butt (Oz is his pawn)

I feel like he'd frequent taverns where they play this type of shit:

[kittiwittebane]

Ok but why people gotta be so aggressive about who’s dating who?

I don’t care if you ship Lunter. I like Huntlow. That’s my opinion. No, im not gonna change it coz you think so. Have your opinion, just don’t go barking at me.

In my OPINION: (see the word opinion)-(you can have ur own)

HUNTLOW/WINTER: bestest ship. Works well. They complete eachother and only have a 1 and 1/2 (approx) age difference, which is pretty normal for teens. My personal favourite. Very cute, fluffy and makes u have the fuzzies. They have a good chance of long lasting relationship.

LUNTER: Lunter would work. Lunter is undeniably a great relationship. Only 2 year age gap (approx), also normal teen age. They go well together. But I headcannon them as siblings. HEADCANNON. So for me, Lunter is sweet home Alabama.

*EDIT: I no longer headcannon Lunter as siblings but I do think they they see each other as siblings.

GUNTER: Look, ship what you want but the age difference is too much for me, 4 years, isn’t a lot, but while in teenage years, it’s a bit weird. Maybe when they’re older, like in their 20’s, but as teens? Not so great. They’re closer to brothers. They would support each other. Good relationship.

HUNTRIC/GOLDRIC: Objectively, there is nothing wrong with it. They’d probably get along super well. Same age. But they haven’t even met. And along with my ‘Luz and Hunter Siblings’ headcannon, it would be a brother-in-law, so also quite incest.

*EDIT: one again, headcannon no longer in use

AMITER: They would fight a bit, both having competitive attitudes and lots and lots of trauma. All the characters have trauma but I think Amity and Hunter as a couple would overthrow the trauma scale. Also I’m a Lumity person, so Amiter just doesn’t work for me.

HUNTLOWDRIC: um. Imma have to go with a no. Nothing wrong with it except the fact: Hunter and Edric have never met, Willow has trauma with Amity despite making it up, dating her brother is a little weird, and again it would all revolve back to the siblings thing.

*EDIT: no sibling thing

SKARA AND/OR VINEY X HUNTER: Both of them would be compatible with him, but I headcannon Viney as Lesbian. Skara, she’d be fine. If Willow didn’t exist she’d probably be what I’d ship Hunter with.

VINEARA: Very goods. I likes. Viney x Skara is good, but not my fav Viney ship. Skara sits with bat boy.

VINEMIRA: Best Viney ship. Viney and Emira. The lebanons. Lesbeans. Lesbiabians. Women lovers. Both headcannoned as lesbiansss.

LUMITY: yes. Shows main ship. Cannon. Works well. Help each other. Just yes.

GUSTHOLOMULE: not a popular ship, but I quite enjoy it. Matt is gay af. I think it’s a cool ship.

GUS X BRIA: no. I don’t- why- why. Why is this… I don’t get it.

HUNTER X CAMILA: 👁️👄👁️… [no words] (also goes for EDA X LUZ, LUZ X CAMILA, EDA X LILITH, ODALIA X BELOS, KIKIMORA X BELOS, HUNTER X BELOS, LILITH X BELOS, VEE X CAMILA, HUNTER X EDA, HUNTER X LILITH, HUNTER X KIKIMORA, CALEB X PHILIP, EVELYN X BELOS, [ANYONE NOT TOH] X [ANYONE IN TOH] and other ships like that. RAINE X BELOS and etc.

ODALIA X ALADOR: it was toxic. It- it was horrible. She was using him. Better be divorced.

LILITH X [ANYONE]: look. shes Aroace. I’m specifically talking about LILITH X STEVE. They good friends. Nothing more. Besides, isn’t Steve like.. 20 and Lilith like 40??

DARIUS X ALADOR: look I gotta say I love it. I just love it. But it would be kind of awkward, as then amity and hunter and (headcannoned) Luz and hunter would be siblings lol.

*EDIT: not siblings

Edit: I MISSED THE FACT AMITY IS A LESBIAN. She cannot date Hunter anyways! *she can but she lesbian so why would she :3

I probably missed a few, but yeah. I think you get the idea.

[qbdatabase]

I’m not sure if im allowed to ask for book rec so please ignore this if im not! But either way I was wondering if you could recommend a book with maybe two gay characters? It doesn’t have to be the main plot point or specifically romance (think; The lives of puppets) but I’d love to see it I don’t mind really any genre or if there any spicy stuff

Thanks!

I'm just going to give you my personal favorites bc the number of books in the database with gay (male) characters is 1368

Devil's Dance by Leigh Garrett: duology, MMM triad between an assassin, a biker gang leader, and his right-hand man / pining best friend, very hot / dark / angsty but with a happy ending!

The Last Sun by K. D. Edwards: trilogy, tarot cards are real mythological figures (like royalty), MC is the embodiment of the Sun court but he's broke af and a major underdog, romances a Russian bisexual man from a rival court

Silver Under Nightfall by Rin Chupeco: FMM bi4bi polycule with a nonbinary MC who presents as male, he's also a vampire hunter and the other two are vampire royalty, he's big mad about being so horny for them

Notorious Sorcerer by Davinia Evans: MM, another underdog gay MC who's an illegal alchemist / fencing scoundrel, enemies-to-lovers romance with a spoiled princeling, super fun magical system and worldbuilding with the feel of magical Venice

Infinity Alchemist by Kacen Callender: MM(FM) (that means bigender female/male), another underdog illegal alchemist alkjdsk but he's trans this time! and it's enemies-to-lovers all around for this idiot polycule

All of Us Villains by Amanda Foody: magic is real but it's a scarce resource controlled by a handful of families who make their children kill each other in a generational tournament to determine the magic-controlling hierarchy; everyone is queer and mean and hot

A Taste of Iron and Gold by Alexandra Rowland: anxious prince x stoic long-suffering bodyguard who falls in love against his better judgement and then simps so so hard

Sword Dance by A. J. Demas: retired disabled soldier x "retired" courtesan, cozy murder mystery, set in fantasy-greece/rome; soft tender romance that makes me seethe with jealousy

White Trash Warlock by David Slayton: LOVED the concept of a gay white trash warlock, decent book in the end, mad it was essentially a bait-and-switch that immediately left the trailer park for Colorado :/ must recc it regardless for being set in Oklahoma

The Ruin of Kings by Jenn Lyons: epic high fantasy, 5 books of 500+ pages each, but incredibly good! if you think you'd like Wheel of Time but don't want to commit to a twenty billion page count, read this instead. MM-genderqueer polycule

The Gentle Art of Fortune Hunting by K. J. Charles: gay con artist wants to scam a young widow out of her fortune, but he gets scruffed like a naughty kitten by her hot older brother. talks his way out of trouble by offering to be his personal boy toy, but then they both fall in love for real!

OK I should stop there, but if you want to scroll through over a thousand other gay books, check out qbdatabase.com!

[beanghostprincess]

I think my favorite thing about pre-timeskip Sanuso is that they are 17/19 years old. They are. So young. Teenagers. They know nothing about love and. And they are so stupid. Don't get me wrong, they still are. But they were even MORE stupid, if that's even possible.

And I love saying they started crushing on each other around Skypiea but-- Just imagine these two idiots already giggling and kicking their feet right after. I dunno. Arlong Park. Extremely early. They literally just met. And you have this casanova-wannabe having the realization™ about maybe perhaps kind of liking boys. And the other idiot who has a type™ (rich, classy, kind blondes) and won't stop asking himself why because Sanji is annoying af. He genuinely doesn't understand why he likes Sanji. Seriously. He hates it. And Sanji's sexuality crisis lasts between like, zero seconds and absolutely nothing because he sees Usopp smiling at him and his mind goes "prettyprettyprettyprettyboy" and there's no use trying to fight his demons (bisexuality).

The funniest thing about this is that they won't stop arguing like. From the moment they see each other. Usopp understands why he likes Sanji, okay? He is a pretty boy. He is also kind when he isn't being a complete jerk. He is kind of cute when he talks about the All Blue. He helps people whenever they need to. But then Sanji says something stupid and Usopp has the "fuck he is so annoying I wanna make out with him I mean---" crisis like, three times a day. While Sanji, since he has stopped fighting his demons, is a mix between "I will get over this crush fr fr he is just a guy" and "haha maybe if I save him he will give me a kiss on the cheek haha that'd be nice hahahahahahaa *gives in to gay thoughts for an hour until he sets the kitchen on fire*"

Sanji gets Usopp's goggles back in Alabasta because he is so down bad he just wants Usopp to thank him. Usopp is burning with jealousy in Whisky Peak when all those girls flirt with Sanji. They are both like "teehee it's cold out here we should probably sleep together just for warmth right hahaha". They spend all of Alabasta being annoying and everybody hates it. Vivi thinks they are dating. Sanji explains Usopp the 'Mr.Prince' trick and puts his glasses on only because Usopp thinks it's soooo cool. And Usopp thinks it is soooo fucking stupid but he wants to hype him up because, again, he is seventeen and he wants the pretty (and very stupid) blondie to kiss him.

When they get to Skypiea it is. The fucking worst. That is peak crushing on each other. It is not even realizing they are crushing, it is extreme "if we aren't next to each other constantly I think I will die" type of thing but "we can't tell each other how we feel bc what if it's not mutual". So they sleep next to each other. They hold hands. They pretend like they don't like it. They are dying from embarrassment. Sanji tells Usopp he doesn't care if he dies because he is having an "I need to look straight" moment and Usopp is having a "fuck why did I fall for a straight guy" moment. Then Sanji saves them, because he is like that but also because he is. Head over heels. Usopp takes care of his wounds right after and they are both so. So nervous.

Like-- Sanuso but they are crushing early in the story and they are both SHAKING every time they talk to each other. Sanji tries to act sooo cool and Usopp is like "haha yeah you're sooo cool" while regretting every decision he has ever made because why the hell does he want to fuck a blond loser.

By the time they get to Water 7 everything is more like. Genuine and romantic and they are basically in love with each other at this point. So I don't need to explain anything but. But. But Usopp in Thriller Bark thinking he is so cool with his little vampire hunter outfit and Sanji being down bad for him because he is, indeed, very cool. But Usopp is also having his teenage Conan Gray 'Heather' moment because Sanji won't stop saving Nami and Usopp just really really really wants Sanji to save him instead but okay fucking blond guy I hate him I hate him I hate him---

They both have their moments of screaming btw. Sanji finds moments alone to go to the kitchen and just. Scream inside of pots. Scream inside of glasses. Scream inside of cabinets. He likes Usopp so much it's physically unbearable and Usopp won't stop spending time with mosshead so of course he is angry. And Usopp goes to the boys' quarters to scream in pillows and the lockers and he is so stressed.

Sanji tells Usopp to taste his food before anybody else (please I am making this for you this food is for you love me love me love me love me) and Usopp constantly tells Sanji his stories because nobody else listens to him (do you think I'm cool please think I'm cool please please). Sanji has so many nosebleeds every day but they are not exaggerated they are. They are just there. He will constantly have nosebleeds and he lies and says it's just a weird condition because saying "please let your hair down more I am in love with you" is weird. And Usopp constantly bumps into walls and shit like that when he is trying to make Sanji look at him.

Their crushes on each other take like, at least, 80% of their time. It is insane and ridiculous and awkward and they are blushing 24/7 and kicking their feet and screaming and they like like each other. They don't say it like normal people. They like like each other. Because they're. Stupid. And young. And they make so many mistakes but they are growing up together. And I think that's beautiful and I adore them <33

WAIT WAIT WAIT EDIT: Not to mention the first time have sex. Not going into details bc. That's for another post I want to make. But they definitely had sex like. Before Sabaody. And it was the weirdest most disgusting teenage thing ever and I adore them. They were SO anxious. And it is. So cute. And I love themIlovethemwefnlwkefnln (<- normal person)

[artemisjpotter]

Penacony 2.3 spoiler ramblings

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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK STOP LEAVING FUCKING CLIFFHANGERS WHAT THE FUCK

Other random thoughts:

- Thank you for finally giving Acheron’s full backstory to us. I feel so bad for her. I went to give her all the hugs. Please visit the Express. You deserve all the happiness babe

-I do like Firefly as a character don’t get me wrong but I’m not a huge fan of them pushing this faux ship between her and the trailblazer. Like it feels forced. I feel like we got attached to her way too quickly in 2.0 and now we’re acting like we’re basically dating. There was even the bridal carry! I think I would like it better if it had more gradual development. I think it has potential, it just needs to happen more organically.

-WHY DID YOU SKIP THE SCENE WITH AVENTURINE AND BOOTHILL STANDOFF AT THE END OF 2.2??? Like how did they reach an agreement? Since when did the marketing dept have beef with the SID? Did everyone know this and that’s why Boothill approaches Aventurine in the first place? WHY DIDN’T YOU SHOW US THEIR CONVO HOYO??? You did both my boys so dirty this patch. They’d better give them an epic buddy cop showdown against Oswaldo in a companion mission or the interlude. Also: show us Boothill’s backstory in game so I can properly sob like a baby and we give him a proper character arc. Also also: make Nihility = depression so we can finally have the Aventurine depression arc we deserve and maybe get that boy some happiness and will to live at some point.

-Speaking of the IPC: wtf is up with Jade??? Topaz looked gay AF when she first showed up, and Jade kept infantilizing her, calling her “little Jelena” and such. And when she went to more harsher “negotiations” with the family she ended up being more manipulative and cutthroat like we saw when she first met Aventurine. She’s clearly manipulative and I think she groomed Topaz and acts like a different person around her. That would also explain Topaz’s brainwashing that the IPC is great and all. God I hate them so much. LET BOOTHILL SHUT THEM DOWN I’M BEGGING YOU 🙏🏾 🙏🏾 🙏🏾

-Speaking of the family, WHERE WAS MY BOY SUNDAY??? We know he’s on trial but he only shows up at the end, and Jade is just like, “explore different paths.” So like what is the future for Sunday now? Are they just letting him go? What’s going to happen to him? And why didn’t we get to properly explore Robin’s grief over her brother’s actions and subsequent imprisonment? Again WE WERE ROBBED

-Ngl I started crying like a baby inside when the Express said their goodbyes to the Nameless. That story makes me so sad 😭 and March’s question about morality AHH I LOVE THE EXPRESS CREW FOUND FAMILY SO MUCH

-And going off of that, I love how the Stellaron Hunters are like found family. It’s so sweet, like how Firefly told Jade Silver Wolf would fuck the IPC up if they messed with her. We love our criminal found family in this house (also love how Kafka asked Firefly to buy her some stuff.)

-Why the fuck did Elio hire Sparkle? I don’t understand that. I don’t understand the point of her or any of the masked fools tbh. Sometimes I imagine Elio is just writing things in the script for shits and giggles and it kinda makes me laugh but also scratch my head 😂

I think that’s all for now but I reserve the right to add to this. I did enjoy 2.3 overall, but they left way too many loose ends imo (and I wanted more fan service for my faves, ngl). I do hope they resolve them in the interlude and/or companion missions. Penacony has sooo many interesting storylines that it would be a shame if they didn’t wrap them all up.

ETA: WHY IS ARGENTI’S ENGLISH VOICE STILL BROKEN I WANT TO HEAR THAT MAN’S ELEGANT VOICE AGAIN 😭 😭 😭

[sagefurry]

so me and two friends were deciding what monster hunter monsters would post on facebook

Rathalos: posts "I hate my wife" memes everyday and tries to recapture his lost glory, because he still thinks he runs the architectural company he made with his wife and is very self-centered about the fact he's still technically the face of the company, even though he chose to not go on with the times when his wife did, leading to him not helping the company at all nowadays and everyone just tolerating him so they can enjoy his wife's presence (and her flips)

Rathian: posts about her architectural achievements and is the kind of person that posts live laugh love posts unironically. nobody really knows why she still tolerates Rathalos, but she really thinks she can fix him and that there's something beautiful inside him that if she just tries, she can get through to his good parts. thinks all the "I hate my wife" memes are just jokes. really fun at parties

Zinogre: posts about going to the gym and pictures of him flexing everyday, is super into cars because he can power his electric cars by himself. he's also very big into entomology. will go on rants about the "cars" movies if you let him because he hates how unrealistic it is

Gammoth: doesn't post anything on her own facebook page and doesn't check what any of her friends are doing on it but but runs the lesbian monster community page

Tigrex: posts conservative far-right propaganda and the wildest conspiracy theories youve ever heard, and is also every type of -phobe you can think of. posts pictures of him that have sunglasses and really big jeeps badly photoshopped onto them

Mizutsune: posts almost exclusively about anything gay pride related and uses his page as a curated gay art gallery. dunks on tigrex's posts whenever he can. takes pictures of himself while hes taking a bubble bath and reposts bath bomb videos.

Glavenus: was an edgelord sword-lover when he was a kid and posted about swords and skulls and motorcycles n shit. he took a break from social media in his teens to become an apprentice blacksmith. now middle-aged and is an accomplished blacksmith that posts about his craft whenever he can. still also posts about swords a lot.

Astalos: uses his personal facebook page for curating like a music gallery for music he likes, of any genre. hes a beginner guitar player that posts himself playing a lot. hes not very good but hes trying goddammit. also runs a music sharing community page.

Seregios: uses his page exclusively to provoke people and to post inflammatory stuff. especially likes getting a rise out of rathalos and tigrex, and also astalos because all you have to say to astalos to get him angry is tell him his taste in music sucks

Yian Garuga: self-proclaimed "metrosexual". posts dick pics and gym selfies of himself that no one wants to see except nargacuga. gasses up nargacuga's posts and sees it like a "bro thing" when he does it. he's very confused sexually and everyone knows that except him

Nargacuga: the resident gamer. posts videos of him playing video games extremely well and also posts pictures of himself in thigh highs and has a very e-girl kinda energy. very openly flirts with yian garuga under his posts but yian garuga doesnt get it

The Greats and the Dromes: all of them exclusively post in an nsfw community where all they do is share nsfw around. they use facebook for nothing else

Zamtrios: is a very successful mukbang and asmr creator. at the end of every mukbang hes inflated and he uses his inflated state to make asmr videos with the sounds coming from it. this was very weird to type out

Deviljho: dentist that reposts his tiktoks about dental health on his facebook page. his videos give out a very sinister and uncomfortable vibe even though he just sincerely wants to help people with their dental health. he also wants their teeth but he tries to fight that urge

Diablos: ex-trucker with anger issues that has a very thick southern american accent and got fired after wasting millions of dollars in company assets and causing one of the worst pile-ups in history. posts mainly about trucks, guns, and pretending he still has a job. surprisingly not as right-wing as you might think. probably has a grindr

Gold Rathian and Silver Rathalos: its them after couples therapy. they run their architectural facebook page together now after rathalos got over his inferiority complex. youd think him being silver and her being gold wouldve made his inferiority complex worse but the story about it is that he chose silver so rathian could get gold and thats his way of saying he wants his wife to be in the spotlight willingly this time

Ahtal-Ka: shes just a very sweet tailor that posts about her sewing and knitting projects to her facebook page and posts tutorials for stuff. big fan of kaiju movies and also bionicles, and she posts about her custom bionicles a lot too

Lagiacrus: has a huge catalog of fish she's fished up and streams herself fishing every day. has multiple world records in fishing achievements

Teostra, Amatsu, and Bazelgeuse: all of them use their facebook pages for furthering their political agendas for becoming president. teostra is far-right, amatsu is like centrist left, and bazelgeuse is the communist party

Seltas and Seltas Queen: seltas queen is a dommy mommy that posts bdsm videos with like 30 different seltas on a regular basis. the seltas dont actually do anything related to the account but they get paid to be there so theyre technically part of it

Valstrax: facebook comedian. has incredible comedic timing. is Jerma985 (bullfango-kelbi hybrid mix)

Nakarkos: really fucking old dude that talks about war history too much and posts videos of like american wars talking about how "kids nowadays with their darn phones that arent dying for our country"

Brachydios: owner of a very prolific demolition company who films buildings going down for clout on facebook. pays his employees surprisingly well. definitely got into legal trouble for demolishing non-condemned buildings before

Chameleos: runs one of those life hack content farms that post incredibly unhelpful, possibly untrue, sometimes dangerous life hacks for clout. no one actually knows he runs the account though. he definitely does it just because he thinks its funny

Nerscylla: really old lady that doesnt know how to use electronics and types her google searches into facebook and reposts videos of plants while saying something like "These are so wonderful!" to everything she sees that she likes

Shagaru Magala: christian parent thats a megachurch pastor and a televangelist. posts nothing but bible verses on her account and tells you that youre going to hell every single day of their life. gave her kid religious trauma

Gore Magala: depressed zoomer that listens to hyperpop and breakcore and lives off of monster energy and weed. got fucked up from shagaru constantly telling them that if they dont grow up right theyre gonna end up a chaotic gore and that has stuck with them for the rest of their life. just posts a lot of self-deprecating humor and vaguely worrying memes.

Kushala Daora: oppenheimer/amatsu's biggest fan. self proclaimed "centrist political analyst" that just so happens to agree with like every dictator and warmonger in history. will go out of their way to argue under the posts of like anyone thats left-leaning. loves seeing other people in pain.

Malfestio: blue-collar office worker that has no dreams in its life. posts like hypnosis videos on facebook that like are actually super popular but he doesnt feel like he can make a living off of it so he hasn't even tried yet

Duramboros: the activist. goes out and protests like every good cause out there. posts about charities and parades that are going on around. grows vegetables on its back to feed homeless people

[martiwikiwi]

MARTIWIKIWI'S MACRO POST OF HER QUEER COMICS

I've been wanting to do this for a long time so not even sorry.

[2024] DEMON HUNTER HAGAN

Dark fantasy. Hagan knows the Church of Twilight has never been a safe space for him but after so many years serving faithfully the church, how is he supposed to escape from his past and start anew? All he knows is killing demons. Queer stuff: Hagan is sex-repulsed biromantic asexual and will talk about asexuality now and then. Chorus is his aromantic hetero bestie and there are two more queer characters to join the party yet. Free on Comicfury. On hiatus until 12th June.

[2023] QUEER DETECTIVES

Comedy. Short comic about a group of queer friends trying to solve the mystery of the missing queer books in the public library. Queer stuff: Selwyn is your monster fucker bisexual. Moon, also bi, asked him out like 5 times and got rejected every time. They are now besties. Beltane is super gay for Moon. Available on my Ko-fi in digital.

[2022] FOUND FAMILY

Fantasy slice of life. A compilation of four short comics about prince Fireopal and their queer family. Queer stuff: Everything. Look at them. Their mere existence is a threat to the system. Available on my Ko-fi in digital and printed.

[2021] ELLIS

Urban fantasy. A queerplatonic romance between a demisexual non-binary werewolf and a bisexual human who find themselves in an awkward situation when they both have a crush on the same unknown student. Queer stuff: Demi enby will think very hard of how is the romance they want only to conclude amatonormativity sucks so they'll make their own rules. In the meanwhile, bi boy will cry and paint a horrible oil painting of some flowers before becoming the best friend ever. Currently saving money for printing. You can read it for free on Comicfury.

Older stuff under the cut!

[2020] SLOW TENDER SAMHAIN STORY

Fantasy. A boy's love story of three lonely souls looking for a family. Queer stuff: One prince gay, his lil bi bro and his future bi husband. Available on my Ko-fi in digital and printed.

[2019] FIGHTING NIGHTMARES AND FEARS

Dark fantasy. A young cleric is devoted to fighting the system of a world ruled by violence and fear. There will be a lot of menstrual blood. Queer stuff: This is the most aromantic stuff you'll ever read because the main character couldn't care less about that shit. Also, both other characters are bisexual af. Free on Comicfury.

[2019] GREY SAMHAIN LOVE STORY

Fantasy. A story of a silly sorcerer and a sad cleric made during a certain drawing challenge that took place in October 2019. Queer stuff: The silly sorcerer is very bisexual and the sad cleric super gay. They'll go friends to enemies to lovers. Available on my Ko-fi in digital.

[2018] WINTER NIGHT

Dark fantasy. A story of a very unlucky child who tries his best to repair his own mistakes, but it means he will have to break the promise he made to his best friend. Queer stuff: This child is so trans they even transform into a werewolf. 70 pages free on Tumblr. Full comic on Ko-fi.

NOT ENOUGH? Well, here you have an archive with all the short comics I've been posting on Tumblr since 2015. You'll find from watercolour and ink tests to ideas I have for longer projects and short queer comics I made for pleasure but also rejected scripts from anthologies. Also fan comics and comics that did make it to anthologies.

Finally, all my comic work together in a post. Happy Pride!

[found-family-tournament]

Found Family Tournament Round 1 Part 8 Group 39

Propaganda and further pictures under the cut

Shazamily: Billy Batson, Freddy Freeman, Mary Bromfield, Darla Dudley, Pedro Peña, Eugene Choi, Rosa & Victor Vasquez

Clawthorne-Nocedas: Luz Noceda, Hunter Noceda, Camila Noceda, Eda Clawthorne, Lilith Clawthorne, Raine Whispers, Gus, Amity, WIllow, Vee, King Clawthorne, Hooty, Owlbert & Stringbean

Mods note: Jesus christ. I got at least 6 different versions for the owl house fam. I've just choosen the one that includes the most people now. If you disagree, feel free to tell me.

Submissions are still open!

Shazamily:

They're a big foster family who all love each other SO so much, and Billy's arc from "you are not my family" to embracing them as his siblings and parents is THE best arc ever in a superhero movie

Clawthorne-Nocedas:

Camila has one daughter. Daughter wanders into Demon Realm and is immediately replaced by a shapeshifter who wants a safe haven. Shapeshifter is revealed and Camila loves her and lets her be herself. Daughter returns from the Demon Realm with four traumatized teenagers. This single mother tries to understand their culture, and keeps them under her roof and never asks anything of them except to pitch in around the house. Embraces them and loves them, despite the strain on her wallet. And helps her OG daughter embrace her deepest desire and become a witch.

So freaking adorable

I fucking love Luz and hunters sibling dynamic, they’re all so silly and precious and they make me want to cry, Eda and Camila are both such mother figures for Luz and I just BCHSJSHSIDHDUOSNDHD

unapologetically weird

one of them is literally a living house and he's possibly the funniest being alive

gay af, neurodivergent af, and as culturally diverse as it gets

character styles are adorable

actual exploration and resolution for daddy issues, alcoholism, etc

illegal activity encouraged, they're one step from being communist revolutionaries and literally would/do commit arson for each other

fantastic character development in learning how to take care of each other

perfect balance of "cool parent" vs "unfit parent" slippery slope (there may be gambling

exploration of found family within bio family and how those relationships evolve

ALEX HIRSCH DOES ALEX HIRSCH THINGS

massive extended family not fully listed here

THEY HAVE MERCH (both in universe and irl)

they don't try to do too much or be too perfect. They're all traumatized people with wild experiences but they're what each other needed at the time -did I mention they're super cute

THEYRE MISFITS. WEIRDOS. WHO HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER.

They are super cute and have all gone through enough trauma and deserve to just live their lives in peace.

saved the world with the found familyness

[chopper-base]

Clones as things my friends have said (pt 13)

Guess who's baaaaack!!!! My entire friend group dumped me so I got myself 2 new friends that have helped me compile more chaos

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Rex: Live laugh lock 'em out. You don't need that cheatin' bitch

Hardcase: *uninterrupted screaming until he passed out*

Jesse: Alright, which one of you horse cock sucking idiots ate the LAST BOX OF MAC-N-CHEESE?!?!

Kix: I'm too tired for this shit- *proceeds to eat a gallon of ice cream, wearing an extremely oversized hoodie, hiding in a corner*

Fives: I may be gay, but damn, they are hot as fuck! (was in fact staring at guy and was drunk af)

Echo: Is it just me or does it feel a bit gay in here?

Hunter: Alright, which one of you duck fucks gave the 14 YEAR OLDS THE VODKA?!?

Crosshair: HEY! I'm allowed ONE daily war crime!!

Wrecker: Wait, you're telling me if a guy gets a vasectomy, they don't cut his balls off like they do with dogs???

Cody: this family is so fucked up, even the dog's got anxiety-

Wooley: Do you think this is enough blood? ...imma add more blood-

Boil: Spell that one long word from Mary Poppins and maybe I'll give you the fruit snack-

Waxer: stOP ASKING FOR A WILL TO LIVE! *chucks cat at 'em* ITS RIGHT HERE!

[bookgeekgrrl]

My media this week (20-26 Oct 2024)

📚 STUFF I READ 📚

🥰 Historically Black Phrases: From "I Ain't One of Your Lil' Friends" to "Who All Gon' Be There?" (jarrett hill & Tre'vell Anderson, authors & narrators) - this has been on the go for a bit, as it's more of a 'dip in & out of between podcasts and stuff' type of book - hilarious and interesting af tho

😍 In A Mirrored Room, Talking To Myself (entanglednow) - 65K, steddie ghost hunter!eddie AU - great characterization, solid plot and legit fucking terrifying!

😍 Pro Deo et Patria (One-EyedBossman (desert000rose), SecretFandomStories) - Differently Okay Local Idiots #14 - 66K, stucky no powers D/s AU - Another great slice of life for these two, Steve gets mad at god and they both are trying so hard and being so resolute to not let the ways they are damaged break what they have together. As always, the writing is so precise and careful and expressive and wonderful. I love this series so, so much.

😊 The Limits of Duty (LeeHan) - stucky bookclub pick - 71K, entertaining stucky fantasy au

💖💖 +126K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved 💖💖

The Magic of His Touch (VelvetPaw) - hockey rpf: sid/geno, 32K - - loved the magic worldbuilding

halloween spirit (wearing_tearing) - stranger things: steddie, 2K - - short & cute with a fun cameo from a real horror movie

📺 STUFF I WATCHED 📺

Decoding the Afterlife: Ancient Egyptian Tombstones With Dr. Nicky Nielsen - Session 1: Ancient Egyptian Afterlife & Hieroglyphics

Spirits, Saints, and Souls: The Secret History of Halloween With Lisa Morton - Session 2: Halloween Comes to America

Seas The Day: Life Lessons From Cephalopods With Dr. Sarah McAnulty - Session 2: Flamboyant, Fun, and Freaky: Learning from a cuttlefish’s approach to life

Handsome - Bob the Drag Queen asks about movie musicals

Handsome - Pretty Little Episode #10

Only Murders In The Building - s4, e5-9

What We Do In The Shadows - s6, e1-3

Gastronauts - s1, e2

Dr. Odyssey - s1, e5

D20: Misfits & Magic 2 - "K's Anatomy" (s23, e5)

D20: Adventuring Party - "How to Save a Life" (s18, e5)

🎧 PODCASTS 🎧

The A24 Podcast - A Little Danger with Sebastian Stan & Colman Domingo

The Sporkful - “Super Size Me,” Twenty Years Later

Weekend Edition - Little is known about the striped skunk's smellier, spotted cousin. That's changing

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Bessie Stringfield, Motorcycle Queen of Miami

Weekend Edition - A hidden tomb was found in the ancient Jordanian city of Petra

Big Gay Fiction Podcast - Swordplay, Subterfuge, and Romance with Freya Marske

Death, Sex & Money - Bonus: The New Era of Pop Womanhood

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Aftel Archive of Curious Scents

Pop Culture Happy Hour - We Watch Classic Movies For The First Time

Switched on Pop - The virtuosity of Stevie Wonder

99% Invisible - Spirit Halloween

Vibe Check - That’s the 1, 2 Step

Pop Culture Happy Hour - Woman Of The Hour

NPR's Book of the Day - 'How Women Made Music' reexamines the history of music with women at its center

Short Wave - 'Ghost Genes' Could Help Save The American Red Wolf

Code Switch - Spitting on Andrew Jackson's Grave with Rebecca Nagle

It's Been a Minute - Kylie Minogue's tips for staying on top

⭐ Decoder Ring - The Wrongest Bird in Movie History

Re: Dracula - October 24: Not Yet Reported

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Living on Mars

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - The South's Hidden Confessional

Consider This - Emo music gets its flowers at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Morning Edition - Why female pop artists have been screaming in their songs a lot lately

Ologies - Confectionology (CANDY) with Susan Benjamin

Wild Card - Seth Meyers likes being the punchline

Re: Dracula - October 25: To His Doom

Pop Culture Happy Hour - Venom: The Last Dance And What's Making Us Happy

Smart Podcast, Trashy Books - 638. Smart Bitches After Dark - Tara interviews Sarah & Amanda

⭐ Today, Explained - Is there a Dr Pepper in the house?

It's Been a Minute - The Billboard Hot 100's doom loop; Plus, a new kind of true crime story

Hit Parade - The Bridge: All That Bono Can’t Leave Behind

Re: Dracula - October 26: Continue Our Watching

The Sam Sanders Show - Roy Wood Jr: Finding Comedy in Political Chaos

Decoder Ring - The Surprising History of Halloween

Twenty Thousand Hertz+ - The Voices of… BLUEY!!!

⭐ Imaginary Worlds - Who Gets to Survive: The Final Girls of Horror

🎶 MUSIC 🎶

Chill Supermix

Presenting Sabrina Carpenter

Rancid

Kylie Minogue

The Hit List

The Original Albums…Plus [Jim Croce] {2011}

[lunadreamscaper]

Basic Info and Introduction Page

I am the mostly present host of our system, still the same ol Larry Da' Cat! you all remember, just rebranded!

i'm also gay as fuck and an ex mormon (ex cult) now, also it's been literal fucking yearsa So any and ALL past drama is no longer relevant to who we are or what we believe in. B)

(you can ask questions about the past drama if your intentions are genuine but I can't garuntee we'll respond to them but it's a possibility)

With that being said. Here are the headmates that will probably be interacting with this post the most

Luna Dreamscaper (me) • she/they • host • (no sign off usually except for 🌙)

Johnny Ghost • he/they • brother • 🔦

Frank • he/they/she • brother/co-host • ⚠️

Jimmy • he • shows up sometimes • 🦐/⚰️

Hunter • he/them • brother/friend • 🐦‍🔥/⚜️

yes we have a Johnny Toast, no he is not dating Johnny Ghost. (please do not ask headmate/alters if they're dating just to live your shipping fantasies. no one likes it and also it's weird/lh)

no they aren't my literal brothers but found family bc we can do that lol 😭🙏

it's an 80% chance that you'll mostly get Luna (me) tho lol.

we are not comfortable with people asking to talk to specific headmates but I can grab their opinions on things... maybe.

remember that we are people and not fictional characters lol 💜🩵💙🖤

assholes get thrown into the sun -🔦

We are bodily 22! Headmates ages range from 18-22 as well.

Things we will post about:

Mostly VenturianTale but expect other things like Supernatural, Smosh, OCs, Strive SMP & Crow SMP (smps we're in), vents and rants?, stuff about plurality (mostly our own experiences tbh) and other stuff i like.

and we reblog a lot. because that's what tumblr is for😭🙏

we also call our VentrianTale PIE focused au "Shatterverse." B)

@pie-resurgence is our alt about more of our p.i.e. lore and related projects!

I love P.I.E. so much and the VT world and it's lore, we love receiving Asks about the topics!

also please reblog our art! we would appreciate that so much! 😭🙏

(post is long af but here's more info down below) 👇

the basic DNI's should obvious but here is a few specifics that we won't engage in:

endos make us nervous due to bad experiences so we will not interact.

this is very specific and targeted but i dont care: people who think they're their source. and actively brag that you did the terrible things that source character has done. we'll just block you lol.

we don't hate this ship or mind people who ship it but please don't ping us in anything Ghost x Toast or Jimmy x Gavin related. (also bad experiences. also makes headmates uncomfortable lol 😔✊)

Speaking of ships. anyone who comes to us complaining about what we do indulged in will get thrown into a Volcano. (Blocked.) unless it's actually problematic, stfu lol.

don't be weird/passive aggressive/mean towards mine, friends VT headcanons. VenturianTale was written badly let people do what they want. Unless it's problematic as shit. stfu pt 2

Please go to Google/do research about systems, DID, OSDD and general Plurality. (the only questions about systemhood we'll answer is how we interpret Johnny Ghost/Jimmy's plurality, or any other plural-coded characters)

Jordan and Isaac Frye supporters dni. see this post.

trying to bring back old dusty ass drama will not be tolerated lol (this probably won't happen but it's happened before because people are cringe

also mormons dni. yall got me fucked up lol

Okay that's it. for now. Thank you for reading this through.