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My media this week (29 Dec 2024-4 Jan 2025)
this show is so good y'all
📚 STUFF I READ 📚
😐 A Right To Die (Nero Wolfe #40) (Rex Stout, author; Michael Prichard, narrator)
😐 The Mysterious Affair at Styles (Hercule Poirot #1) (Agatha Christie, adapted by Anna Lea; full voice cast) - this interpolation certainly made some choices (they really leaned in to Hastings as a tormented Sad War Boy™) but short & entertaining enough to finish, largely due to the cast which features: Peter Dinklage as Poirot, Himesh Patel as Hastings, plus Jessica Gunning, Harriet Walter, Rob Delaney, Phil Dunster, Patsy Ferran, John Bradley, Vivian Oparah with a score composed by Johnny Flynn in collaboration with cellist and composer Joe Zeitlin
😍 if I'm gonna get back to you someday (napricot) - 46K, forever fave post-Endgame fix-it with "a clusterfuck of Steves" from different multiverses - reread before starting mistaken for strangers, a new side story following modern Steve's return to his timeline and his quest to find his own Bucky
😍 And like the cat I have nine times to die (treefrogie84) - really fantastic TOG/Leverage fusion
💖💖 +224K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved 💖💖
Small Talk (GoldStarGrl) - Justified: Boyd/Raylan, 16K - fantastic AU where Boyd escapes Harlan & works for NASA but ends up tangled up in Raylan's shit anyway. Fantastic characterizations!!!
North (masterassassin) - HP: Drarry, 25K - "A story about unlikely friendships, novelty mugs, expensive wood, a Vietnamese snake with an Irish name, Indian food, and things taking a turn for the better."
Unmapped (Jerakeen) - TW: Sterek, 11K - Sterek sentinel AU
Pineapples Are Not The Only Fruit (alassenya) - H50: McDanno, 28K - H50 sentinel AU
No Sign of (Goddamn, Motherfucking) Soulmates series (thisapplepielife) - Stranger Things: Steddie, 5K - short, funny soulmates series - one fic from each POV, truly charming
If our two loves be one (phoenixflight) - Wimseyverse: Harriet/Peter/Bunter V polycule, 10K - absolutely fantastic, really nailed the character voices
📺 STUFF I WATCHED 📺
Nobody Asked - s1, e3
The Sam Sanders Show - Rachel Bloom Confronts Grief with a Heckler Named Death
Handsome - Pretty Little Episode #20
Handsome - Ego Nwodim asks about doing bad things
Dirty Laundry - s4, e11
Elementary - s7, e3-13
D20: Adventuring Party - s9, e5-6
D20: Coffin Run - s14, e5-6
Doctor Who: Joy To The World (2024 Christmas special)
⭐ A Man on the Inside - s1, e1-8
🎧 PODCASTS 🎧
Pop Culture Happy Hour - 2025 Pop Culture Predictions
Pop Culture Happy Hour - 2025 Pop Culture Resolutions And What's Making Us Happy
⭐ One Song - Heart's "Barracuda"
The Curious History of Your Home - Carpets
Vibe Check - Alive in 2025
Pop Culture Happy Hour - Squid Game
It's Been a Minute - 2025 Predictions: social media is OUT & food politics are IN
It's Been a Minute - All hail the queen of rom-coms
🎶 MUSIC 🎶
The Hits: '50s
The Greatest Hits Album (The Best Of) [The Everly Brothers]
Ultimate Star Collection [Gene Vincent]
#sunday reading recap#bookgeekgrrl's reading habits#bookgeekgrrl's soundtracks#fanfic ftw#ao3 my beloved#fan makers are a *gift*#dropout tv#michael schur hit another one out of the park#now i am living with people so my music & podcast listening are wayyyyy down#'50s music#gene vincent#the everly brothers#pop culture happy hour podcast#one song podcast#handsome podcast#the curious history of your home podcast#vibe check podcast#it's been a minute podcast#the sam sanders show
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Chapters: 5/? Fandom: 盗墓笔记重启 | The Lost Tomb Reboot (TV), 盗墓笔记 - 南派三叔 | The Grave Robbers' Chronicles - Xu Lei Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: A Tou/Bai Haotian, Bai Haotian & Wu Xie, Wang Pangzi & Wu Xie & Zhang Qiling Characters: Bai Haotian, A Tou (DMBJ Series), Wu Xie, Wang Pangzi, Other Character Tags to Be Added, Liang Yanyan, Liu Sang (DMBJ Series) Additional Tags: Comedy, Romantic Comedy, Canon-Typical Gore, Fluff, canon-typical nudity Summary:
Bai Haotian cannot believe she landed a date with A-Tou.
Xiao-Bai's only a Warehouse 11 middle management type, and A-Tou is so strong, and pretty, and brave, and tall...
(If only the date would... happen?)
#dmbj#fic#if at first you don't succeed#imma writing my unpopular character and no-one can stop me#fanfic ftw
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My media this week (22-28 Dec 2024)
my fave joke in the whole movie
📚 STUFF I READ 📚
😊 And Four To Go (Nero Wolfe #30) (Rex Stout, author; Michael Prichard, narrator)
🥰 Champagne For One (Nero Wolfe #31) (Rex Stout, author; Michael Prichard, narrator)
🥰 Plot It Yourself (Nero Wolfe #32) (Rex Stout, author; Michael Prichard, narrator)
😊Homicide Trinity (Nero Wolfe #36) (Rex Stout, author; Michael Prichard, narrator)
🥰 Gambit (Nero Wolfe #37) (Rex Stout, author; Michael Prichard, narrator)
😍 Like Real People Do (2bestfriends) - 67K, shrunkyclunks - seasonal reread of the 'the "Lumberjack Steve/Twink Bucky" fic of our hearts'
😍 The Moon's Gonna Follow Me Home (turningterrific) - 82K, sterek canon-divergent, derek leaves BH & builds a life for himself - reread, forever fave. sort of seasonal (in that xmas happens & they celebrate it LOL)
💖💖 +420K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved 💖💖
Keep a candle burning (dharmashark) - MCU: stucky, 19K - solid 2nd chance romance set over Hannukah - stucky, no powers modern AU with smol steve
Knit One, Purl Two (mollus) - MCU: stucky, 32K - seasonal reread, forever fave, fluffy WS recovery fic featuring the geriatric knitting group
Kiss me under the mistletoe, just for show (rainbow_nerds) - MCU: stucky, 20K - xmastime soulmates fic
dear santa (bring me a man this christmas) (cicer) - James Bond (Craig Movies): 00Q, 10K - short & fluffy
from now on our troubles will be out of sight (cicer) - James Bond (Craig Movies): 00Q, 5K - 00Q retirement fic with a seasonal setting
I got that good thing for you (canistakahari) - MCU: stucky, 5K - absolute classic with accompanying art, forever fave
Here Comes Santa Claus (AidaRonan) - MCU: stucky, 6K - recovering ws!bucky meets hot-snarky-pirate-santa!steve & they fuck in the sleigh. Seasonal forever fave!
A Second Home (AidaRonan) - MCU: shrunkyclunks, 8K - seasonal reread, forever fave, the other 'tree farmer bucky' fic that I love
have I got a deal for you, sweetheart (canistakahari) - MCU: stucky, 4K - absolutely hilarious, inspired by the Esquire summer 2020 photoshoot - "natasha: that’s what bothers you? not that he looks like he crawled right out of a used car lot in the middle of the night and he’s going to try to sell you a lemon? bucky: no that part does it for me" 😂😂😂
welcome to snowflake hollow (aringofsalt) - 9-1-1: bucktommy, 18K - super cute & fluffy seasonal AU
Demonique (BetteNoire (WeAreWolves)) - MCU: stucky, 39K - what if the serum didn't work but instead Erskine made a deal with something. (it's a demon!bucky with a LOT of tentacles. that steve likes. A Lot.)
HEY! I'm trying to have a vacation over here! (SmutLover) - MCU: background stucky, 7K - incredibly delightful outsider POV on the epilogue of Demonique
📺 STUFF I WATCHED 📺
Would I Lie to You - Christmas 2024
Handsome Holibobs Extravaganza
Handsome - Pretty Little Episode #19
Handsome - Handsome's Greatest Hits!
Elementary - s7, e1-2
D20: Coffin Run - s14, e1-4
D20: Adventuring Party - s9, e1-4
Red One
Hot Frosty
D20: Time Quangle - "The Wrong Kids" (s1, e5)
D20: Time Quangle - "A New York Quangle" (s1, e6)
🎧 PODCASTS 🎧
Wait Wait… Don't Tell Me! - Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone
The Atlas Obscura Podcast - The Portland Treasure Map
The Atlas Obscura Podcast - The Timbuktu Manuscripts
The Curious History of Your Home - The Medicine Cabinet
Pop Culture Happy Hour - Nosferatu
Shedunnit - Notes & Queries
⭐ 99% Invisible - New Year, New Neighborhood
Pop Culture Happy Hour - A Complete Unknown and What's Making Us Happy
Short Wave - Why These Squirrels Are Eating Meat
It's Been a Minute - Ranking the best and worst of 2024: Moo Deng, Drake & Crashing Out
Hit Parade - The Bridge: Slate Music Club 2024
🎶 MUSIC 🎶
Punk Rock Christmas
Wrapped In Red [Kelly Clarkson] {2013}
When Christmas Comes Around… Again [Kelly Clarkson] {2024}
Christmas (Deluxe Edition) [Cher] {2024}
Christmas Collection [The Carpenters] {1984}
christmas lofi radio 🎄cozy beats to get festive to [Lofi Girl]
Barbara Lynn
Hozier
Chill House
#sunday reading recap#bookgeekgrrl's reading habits#bookgeekgrrl's soundtracks#fanfic ftw#ao3 my beloved#fan makers are a *gift*#nero wolfe#more quangles were unexpected but not unwelcome!#both red one and hot frosty were perfectly watchable holiday movies‚ neither great nor terrible#cher#hozier#kelly clarkson#barbara lynn#99% invisible podcast#handsome podcast#pop culture happy hour podcast#it's been a minute podcast#the atlas obscura podcast#the curious history of your home podcast#hit parade podcast#shedunnit podcast#wait wait... don't tell me!#short wave podcast
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It Never Rains in California by bending_sickle
But girl, don't they warn ya? It pours, man, it pours
Part 3 of You Owe Me, a Supernatural fanfic
Summary: Crowley said he'd save up all the favours Castiel owes him for a rainy day. Well, a powerful demon is hunting him down and it's pouring...
Relationships: Castiel/Crowley, Castiel/Dean, Crowley&Dean
Mature | Graphic Depictions of Violence
Hurt/Comfort, Angel/Demon Relationship, Enemies to Lovers
Words: 85,472 | Chapters: 56/56
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battle of camlann but merlin wasn’t ancient as shit. he blasts the warriors around arthur away and arthur turns to see a glowering, golden-eyed merlin. he tightens his grip on his sword but isn’t able to raise it. the inconceivable notion that merlin has betrayed him runs through his mind but he cant quite grasp it. his father is screaming in his head to kill the wretched sorcerer but all arthur can see is his friend wearing a face that looks too much like morgana’s. merlin glances up at arthur and the expression of rage fizzles into one tinged with fear and concern - all too confusing for him to unpack in the midst of battle. merlin is slow to approach his side and even then he keeps his distance. before either of them can say anything, mordred appears, sword in hand, glaring at arthur.
merlin tries to draw the former knights attention away from arthur, tries to goad him into fighting merlin instead, but mordred is deadset on fighting arthur. he calls morgana over instead and says emrys’s fight is with her while his is with arthur. with the extra seconds of back and forth, arthur isn’t as shocked when he raises his sword against mordred’s. morgana and merlin blast each other great distances until they’re far away from modred vs arthur and land on the front line between the two armies. both armies back off and watch the light show as morgana and emrys battle until morgana’s army uses the distraction to close in on camelot’s army.
three battles occurring at once until morgana gets a lucky hit in and merlin goes flying. he lands next to a gwaine who is currently bleeding out. he smiles when he sees who’s next to him “merlin!” which sounds so much like his greeting every time they ran into each other before gwaine became a knight. he reaches out and heals gwaine’s wound and leon just looks up at him for a moment before going “you’re always full of surprises, aren’t you merlin?” merlin grins and goes “i got one more” he stands up on surprisingly steady legs and calls on kilgharrah. in for a penny, out for a pound. arthur is already fuming at him, might as well rip the bandaid off right?
kilgharrah attacks morgana’s army while merlin orders aithusa to stand down. camelot’s army is able to march through the charred army and bring down those who remain, mordred is loosing but persevering through rage and spite alone, morgana is screaming (like she always is nowadays). merlin and morgana battle once more until mordred and morgana’s armies have fallen. merlin makes a tactical retreat to arthur who is still staring at him wearily (and definitely irate). he requests permission to kill morgana which is baffling but she is his sister and he’s always cared for her even after her betrayal so he supposes it makes sense. once he gives it, their fight doesn’t last longer than a minute. emrys was always stronger than her, he was just buying time.
camelot emerges victorious though they don’t seem all that excited about it. the other warriors cheer and clap each other on the back, but arthur is just watching merlin. the knights watch them uneasily. merlin returns arthur’s gaze. “is that the fucking dragon i killed?” merlin looks up at kilgharrah who is needlessly burning the remains of morgana’s army. merlin turns back to him “yes.”
#lancelot elyan and gwaine live#bc theyre my babies and i love them#gwencelot and merthur ftw#bittersweet ending#i love morgana and dont want her dead#but it is what it is#arthur is fuming#merlin is fine with that bc at least he’s not dead#lancelot and gwaine are happy for merlin for finally being himself#leon and elyan and percival are just kinda like#‘yeah alright he was always a little weird i guess this makes sense’#when gwen finds out what happened she’s in the same boat as lancelot and gwaine#but mainly she’s just happy theyre all alive#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#morgana pendragon#mordred#lancelot#gwaine#leon#percival#elyan#guinevere#kilgharrah#battle of camlann#fic idea#fanfic#fanfiction
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xiaq's tags: #every time someone makes a joke about my Ao3 being easy to find #I’m going to reblog this #AO3 and the people I met there are the whole reason i have a professional writing career now #You think I’m going to hide that history now?? #Absolutely not
Pretty bold of you to put your AO3 handle in your Instagram bio. Especially when you’ve been writing there for 10+ years. I would never. lol.
Skill issue.
I have no guilt in my pleasures and no shame in my progress.
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hi all (18+ ONLY NSFW) don’t mind me just thinking about how aaron would be super apprehensive to opening himself up again sexually after haley, especially not when it’s with the new agent hired at the bau. he’s been trying to resist the teasing glint in her eye over the past few weeks she’s been hired, but clearly he’s failing miserably as he scrambles on top of her. she’s made a mess of him, his tie long forgotten, his button up half undone as she runs her long, manicured nails through his stiff hair. it’s like he’s on fire, a burning desire coursing through his veins as he slots his knees between her thighs, the plush skin squeezing around him, making him dizzy. he rocks his hard length against her warm, damp core and his eyes roll back in his head. he hears her gasp at the impressive size of him, and the noise is enough to make his stomach flip, a warmth settling deep in his belly grower hotter and hotter the more she writhes and moans underneath him.
“don’t wanna hurt you,” he breaths out as more clothes fly off, the skin on skin contact making him crazy.
“i can handle it,” she whispers, beaming up at him with a determination that swells his heart by three sizes. what other choice does he have?
#heeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy#one thing about me u can count on a younger reader x hotch moment any time of day week year#big dick aaron ftw#criminal minds#aaron hotchner#aaron hotchner x reader#aaron hotchner imagine#aaron hotchner fanfiction#aaron hotchner fanfic#aaron hotchner fic#aaron hotchner criminal minds#aaron hotchner smut#aaron hotchner blurb#this isn’t proofread don’t @ me
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Price who returns home to his daughter less inhibited each time.
daddy kink, incest, use of she/her, girl and daughter - characters are very much adults, i always picture price at about 50-55 and reader at about 27-30
Price that slowly starts to come back worse and worse from his deployments.
There's nothing *wrong* with him - oh, for the first time, everything feels right. Nothing really matters anymore, in such a delicious way. John carves lines in the sand with his morals, so easy to wash away when the tide comes - he just redraws them wherever he needs. It's simple, really - honestly, he doesn't know why it was contained to his work life for so long.
His wife, your mother, left him. She saw what you can't - *won't* (maybe it's the naviety of a young adult, maybe it's how shielded you've been by his deployment and your adolecence). Something woven together with bits of a man, a shell for the brutality and hunger inside that consumes him. The ghosts that haunt behind his eyes, sex just a little too rough, sharpened claws and bite wounds smoothed over by his gruff tone and that charming attitude. She abandoned him. But you wouldn't abandon your Daddy, would you?
You coddle him, just like Daddy's little girl should; do anything to make him feel better. Keep the house spotless, wait for him with open arms, and eventually legs, when he comes back home.
Let him fall asleep on the plush fat of your thighs in his big, lonely bed that you just can't stand seeing him spread out and forlorn against. Stiffle your complaints as he ruts between your cheeks, breathing in deeply the scent of sweat and sleep against your neck, and let him fuck the cum back into you during the sleepy morning sex.
He knows, honey, it feels so weird, but Daddy just can't let his baby girl around these other men. You have no clue what they're capable of; the world is full of filthy, uncouth mutts, and John is keeping his prized pet clean. But he isn't cruel. Price knows what a growing girl like you needs, knows that he can't just leave you high and dry with no toys to play with.
It's a mutual exchange, something to satisfy you both. Price uses each hole whenever he wants, and makes sure that you cum each time until you're a sobbing, writhing mess. I mean, what else is your poor Daddy meant to do? So pent up and needy, with his beautiful girl so close in reach. You'll just have to lay down and take every drop his thick cock can give you.
dividers and headers by saradika-graphics
#irresponsible young price that had a kid and ran away to the military to avoid responsibility ftw#also if you argue 27-30 isnt still a young adult that's ur own odd choice of categorising ages /j#cw: incest#cw incest#tw: incest#tw incest#price x reader#john price x reader#price x you#john price x you#call of duty fanfic#cod fanfic#jams shorts
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Omg Eleanor asking for the child/operator was sooo lovely (can't/don't know how to use a better word (?).
That woman stole my heart in a way so fucking DIVINE!
Now I need to draw them while Drifter sob on the corner (?)
#warframe#warframe 1999#warframe 1999 spoilers#eleanor nightingale#ma'am I love you so much#marry me please#she could be the second mom of the Operator#or a big sis instead#such a lovely perfect character#that gave me an idea for my KIM fanfic/project#Just imagine Operator talking with her :3#Eleanor ftw#She's so endearing#Not like Arthur...
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#it’s very simple! there are two kinds of AUs: canon divergence and change of setting #it’s only canon divergence if the change happens further back than the current end of canon and the knock-on effects change the outcome #otherwise it’s just sparkling tropes (peer reviewing nonasuch's tags here)
Is it just me or has a lot of fandom forgotten what "AU" means? It's short for Alternate Universe. I keep seeing people talking about, like, "fake dating AU" or "only one bed AU." Unless your characters exist in a world where a) beds don't exist or b) beds exist in such abundance there could not POSSIBLY be only one of them, that's not an AU. It's just a regular degular story.
#willing to bet the confusion started because some tropes are aus#and#unfortunately‚ as you probably already know‚ people#fandom i love you#keep it together#tropes are tropes for a reason#but they sure the fuck aren't the same as aus#fanfic ftw
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I commissioned Klodwig to illustrate liquid blob Kylo persuading Hux to join him in the bath (he's trying his hardest NOT to be a biohazard, okay? Hux should definitely trust him!) Fic now on AO3: It followed me home, can we keep it? (15K, E)
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can't believe the 2012-2013 Aussie show SheZow ended queerphobia(except for Kelly, it's too late for her)
#shezow#shezow guy#shezow maz#shezow kelly#this was the show I read a fanfic about instead of sleeping btw <3 I have problems#also gnc bi Guy and gay Maz powercouple ftw#and also also i wasn't drawing the damn leopard print you can't make me but i'm not redesigning either#so I realise his outfit looks a bit plain-er just stfu
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“Fan fiction is a way of the culture repairing the damage done in a system where contemporary myths are owned by corporations instead of by the folk.” - Henry Jenkins (1997)
tired: the Grail romances, the Divine Comedy, and most of Shakespeare technically qualify as fanfiction
wired: none of these things are fanfiction because fanfiction is the act of telling stories that legally belong to someone else, which can only exist a society sick enough to decide every story has one (1) owner and lock its entire culture behind glass walls that say “look but don’t touch.”
people have always touched. fanfiction is when you touch anyway. the existence of the anyway is inherent in the definition, and the ways people do it are different when it’s illegitimized, dubiously legal, and forced semi-underground. fanfiction is the subculture that emerged from copyright law’s enclosure of culture, which makes it the weird sibling rather than the superset of other shared storytelling traditions.
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Corset-Trained (Ch.2 with Smut)!!
HIIIIIII YALL this is long-awaited second chapter to Corset-Trained, which you can find on my Ao3 or if you scroll down on my tumblr page!! I hope its enjoyable this is my first time writing smut lmao.
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“Then, you mind doing that again?” Sanji says, and there’s no time to form a coherent thought before Zoro’s caging him against the table in the galley with his hands wandering up Sanji’s shirt.
“You’re a fucking animal, you know that right?” Sanji simpers as he gives Zoro an appreciative once over. Zoro mumbles something like ‘yeah, whatever’ and dips his thumbs into the waistband of Sanji’s dress pants to untuck the rest of his shirt- a shiver crawls up his spine from the calloused fingers ghosting along his v-line.
This escalated really quickly, Sanji thinks, but he also realizes he doesn’t mind much. “Eyes up here,” he says to Zoro, and when hazy gray eyes meet his own, he grabs the man by the scruff on the back of his neck to pull him into a kiss. It’s rough, at first, and Zoro’s teeth clack unceremoniously against his own. Threading his hands through Zoro’s hair, he tilts his head to the side for better access.
They fall into a rhythm quickly, the mellow push and pull of Zoro’s lips against his steadily ramping up until they’re pressed together everywhere, panting into each other’s mouths.
“Jesus, fuck, you animal,” Sanji gets out between the deep breaths he takes, lamenting over his shirt that Zoro has now ripped half the buttons out.
“You’ll live,” Zoro gripes, watching as Sanji strips the rest of the blue cotton off and discards it in the corner.
“This shit was expensive!”
“Oh, fuck off.” Then strong hands grip his waist fimly and fucking heft him up onto the table.
Theoretically, Sanji knows Zoro is able to pick him up -what,with all three swords he wields- but experiencing it is a different thing. The world tilts on it’s axis momentarily as Sanji’s seated onto the hard wood of the table. He peers down at the other man from where he’s newly perched, and goddamn is it a sight.
Zoro’s as flushed as he is, his hair mussed from the hands running through it. His lips are red and swollen and he’s staring directly Sanji with the most want he’s ever seen on the man’s face before.
“Let me suck your dick,” Zoro says, completely unprompted.
Sanji pauses. What? “...What?” He breathes. Did he heair that right?
Zoro swallows, and Sanji tracks the movement of his throat all the way through the motion.
“Let me- please.” Zoro says again, hands moving to grip Sanji’s thighs. This is the first time Sanji has ever heard that word come out of Zoro’s mouth… like, ever, and the way his voice quavers when he says it goes straight to Sanji’s dick.
“Shit, okay-” And no sooner than the admission passses Sanji’s lips is Zoro unbuckling Sanji’s dress pants, pulling down his boxers just enough to expose Sanji’s painfully hard cock to the heated air of the galley.
A bead of preecum escapes from the red tip of Sanji’s dick, and Zoro’s eyes flash up to meet his own of before Sanji feels Zoro’s tongue slide up the underside of it. Abruptly, Zoro wraps his lips around him and takes him down to the hilt.
“Jesus christ,” Sanji croaks, the heat suddenly enveloping him almost too much to bear. He can feel everything, from the ridges on the roof of Zoro’s mouth to the flat of Zoro’s tongue twitching against his cock. Zoro glances up, eyes asking a silent question.
“Keep- keep going.” The pace that Zoro sets from the beginning is fast, the tip of Sanji’s length hitting the back of his throat every time he bobs down. Zoro’s mouth is tight, and wet, and messy, and Sanji can’t do much besides sit back and try to stifle his moans. Zoro simply hums in response, the vibration sending pangs of pleasure down to Sanji’s fucking toes.
Sanji threads a trembling hand through Zoro’s hair, half muttered praises falling from his lips as the heat in his gut grows. At some point, Sanji’s nose begins to bleed again- he doesn’t know when. It’s all bordering on overstimulating, the combination of Zoro’s mouth and his hands harshly grasping the muscle on Sanji’s thighs making it incredibly hard to focus..
“‘M’gonna cum,” Sanji slurs, and he isn’t really sure if it’s because he’s high off pleasure or the alcohol’s found it’s way into his system. Either way, Zoro comes off with an audible ‘pop’ and leans into the brusining kiss Sanj pulls him into. It tastes overwhelmingly like copper, but neither of them mind all that much.
Zoro finishes Sanji off with a few quick strokes, and the mess splatters between them as Sanji cums with a choked whine cut off by Zoro’s lips against his.
“Fuck”, Sanji breathes after they part, riding out the rest of his post-orgasmic haze and tucking himself back into his boxers. “You sucked the soul outta me.” That gets a gravelly chuckle out of the man in front of him.
“Well, when you have a sword in your mouth all day-”
“Don’t finish that sentence, marimo.”
Zoro rolls his eyes, swiping a tissue from the counter to wipe off the rapidly drying cum off of both of their pants.
After they (and the poor, poor, coffee table) are adequately clean, Sanji prepares to shut the lights in the galley while Zoro waits by the door.
“You owe me for that shirt, by the way,” Sanji remarks, snuffing out the candle hung on the galley’s door.
Zoro huffs. “Whatever you say, curly.” Sanji feels an arm wrap around his midsection as he’s pulled in for another kiss. It’s short and chaste, a contrast to the one delivered to him about five minutes ago.
“Oh, fuck you,” Sanji gripes, Leaving Zoro standing against the doorway in the galley as he marches over to the men's quarters.
“We can do that tomorrow!”
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OH MY GOD THIS WAS ACTUALLY HELL TO WRITE. Everything i wrote was so awkward i physically COULD NOT WRITE IT. i actually cannot stand beta reading this so please tell me if there are any mistakes i didnt catch while writing this TwT !!! ermm anyways hope you enjoyed!! This will be going up on my Ao3 probably today or tmr so I'll edit the post with the link. okay its 4am and i desperately need sleep. GOODBHYE
#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#zosan#zosan fanfic#zosan brainrot#small wast sanji ftw#one piece smut#the zosan brainworms are TAKING OVER#how the FUCK do you write blowjobs HELP ME.#writers block
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My media this week (15-21 Dec 2024)
📚 STUFF I READ 📚
🥰 Might As Well Be Dead (Nero Wolfe #27) (Rex Stout, author; Michael Prichard, narrator)
🥰 Wanna Feel the Heat With Somebody (2bestfriends) - 72K, stucky - seasonal reread of this fluffy & indulgent tropetastic omegaverse
😊 If Death Ever Slept (Nero Wolfe #29) (Rex Stout, author; Michael Prichard, narrator)
🥰 The Holiday (crinklefries) - 90K, a Stucky/Thorki version of The Holiday, very well done, forever fave, seasonal reread
💖💖 +129K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved 💖💖
Not to me, not if it's you (AidaRonan) - Stranger Things: steddie, 11K - the spirit of xmas/krampus steddie monsterfucking fic we all needed
Something that Feels Like Hope (BeaArthurPendragon) - MCU: shrunkyclunks, 7K - sweet & hot shrunkyclunks holiday fic, perennial reread
One Does Not Simply Walk Into JoAnn Fabrics (And other millennial lessons from The Winter Soldier) (attackofthezee (noxlunate)) - MCU: shrinkyclinks, 11K - one of my fave holiday rereads - shrinkyclinks where steve's a DIY crafting YT'er & the recovering WS works at JoAnn's
Carols By Candlelight (aurora_australis, PhryneFicathon) - MFMM: aunt prudence & mr butler, 1.7K - short but nailed character voices
Bucky Barnes Has His Shit Together (and Other Lies He Tells Himself) (betts) - MCU: stucky modern au, 14K - just one of my all time fave fics ever. So funny and even after at least half a dozen rereads, still manages to make me cry
📺 STUFF I WATCHED 📺
Dropout Presents: The Big Team
The Sam Sanders Show - Jessica Williams Talks Therapy and Life Lessons
Handsome - Pretty Little Episode #18
Handsome - Toni Collette asks about inappropriate songs
Dirty Laundry - s4, e10
Ghosts (UK) - s5, e1-7
What We Do In The Shadows - s6, e11
Gastronauts - s1, e6
Elementary - s6, e7-21
The Sam Sanders Show - The Evolution of Pop Music with Diallo and LUXXURY
Ghosts (US) - s4, e8-9
D20: Time Quangle - "The EnWoodening" (s1, e4)
🎧 PODCASTS 🎧
Sherlock Holmes Short Stories - The Adventure of the Speckled Band
Welcome to Night Vale #260 - The December Monologues
Pop Culture Happy Hour - No Good Deed
The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Dylan's Mailbag: Strange Things Packed, Authentic Adventures, Road Trip Food Disputes, and More
The Sporkful - Defending Seed Oil: Salad Spinner Year In Review
The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Art We Love to Hate
It's Been a Minute - Blocking your mom: why adult children are going no contact
⭐ What Next - How Shaboozey Broke the Mold
Vibe Check - Successful Repression featuring Isabella Hammad
Ologies - Castorology (BEAVERS) with Rob Rich
⭐ Pop Culture Happy Hour - Best Movies To Watch On An Airplane
The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Christmas Monsters with Colin Dickey
⭐ Decoder Ring - Mailbag: Fruit Snacks, Waterbeds, and Lobster Tanks
99% Invisible - Mini-Stories: Volume 19
⭐ Song Exploder - Sabrina Carpenter "Please Please Please"
Endless Thread - You'll never believe what happens in our MrBeast explainer…
Pop Culture Happy Hour - Mufasa: The Lion King And What's Making Us Happy
⭐ Switched on Pop - The many lives of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
One Song - Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You"
🎶 MUSIC 🎶
Easy Listening Gordon Lightfoot - John Denver etc
Rock & Roll Christmas
my Christmas Divas playlist
Jazz Christmas
Christmas - Lindsey Stirling
Christmas - Rockabilly
my Christmas playlist
Destination… Christmas! [Fred Schneider & the Superions]
#sunday reading recap#bookgeekgrrl's reading habits#bookgeekgrrl's soundtracks#fanfic ftw#ao3 my beloved#fan makers are a *gift*#nero wolfe#i'm both sad that the quangles are done (for now) and honestly think it's good we don't get too many of them#so chaotic and unhinged and i love them so much#christmas music#decoder ring podcast#pop culture happy hour podcast#song exploder#the sam sanders show podcast#99% invisible podcast#one song podcast#what next podcast#handsome podcast#switched on pop podcast#welcome to night vale#the sporkful podcast#vibe check podcast#endless thread podcast#it's been a minute podcast#the atlas obscura podcast#sherlock holmes short stories#ologies podcast
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