#my headcanons are always very silly ahaha

[bethiewhimsy]

ooo what are your headcanons on rachel from tgs? :D

(I know you made the post a while ago so feel free to ignore this ask!!)

hi alien :D (nooo tysm for asking!! i love rachel)

- rachel works very hard against the ditzy maid stereotype. does she beat it? not quite.

- she and hyde often stay up very late gossiping about boys (or rich stuck up gaffers they hate)

- she doesn’t have a favorite color but she knows she looks smashing in purple

- daydreams of visiting the countryside with a certain werewolf boy

- i think she has a picture of her brother stashed somewhere. maybe in her wallet or in a locket or something of that sort

- secretly hopes she dies before any of her dearest friends. she doesn’t want to go through the pain of losing someone dear to her again

- i don’t think she and lanyon see eye to eye. they don’t hate each other by any means, i just don’t think they connect on any level. so they just kinda say hi to each other in the halls and move on.

- dream job is to open her own bakery

- quite adept in knife throwing (probably thanks to lucy)

- sews all of her own clothes AND everyone else’s in the society

[loullaby]

another headcanon buck doesnt notice tommys lil freckles until like they cuddle for the first time and he freaksss

i actually started writing a little about this ahaha here!!! this isnt the entire thingie

Tommy shifted, murmuring as he awoke. He opened his eyes and violently jumped as Buck’s face- very weirdly grinning face- was mere inches from his own. 

“Oh my god. Hey there, gorgeous.” 

“Good morning, you.” Buck said all too loud for it being 7:16am, and suspiciously too loud for someone who should’ve only woken up a couple minutes ago. However long Buck was up staring at him like that was unbeknownst to Tommy, and both men would like it to stay that way. 

Tommy squeezed his eyes shut, as if he were trying to speedrun a couple more hours of sleep before he had to muster the energy to face the day. He sat up, turning towards Buck with a small smile. “Morning.” He pecked his lips. “I’m showering first.” He leaned in for another one.

Suddenly acting groggy, Buck slowly wrapped his arms around Tommy’s neck, pulling him down again. “Aw, just a couple more minutesss,” He dragged out the words. Tommy gently laid down on top of Buck, resting his chin in the middle of his chest. 

Playing along, Tommy prompted, “Ohh, I don’t know.”  

Buck cupped his head in his hands and started running his fingers through his bed-tousled hair. Tommy closed his eyes and hummed contentedly.

Buck smiled. “Can you believe it’s only been a month?”

“Since you and I started dating?” Tommy mumbled in Buck’s shirt. He lifted his head to look at him, “Yeah. We’re speeding through this shit.” 

Both men chuckled. It went quiet for a moment, but it was a good quiet. One that would’ve been painfully awkward and probably replaced with making out with all his ex girlfriends. Tommy was different. He didn’t have to always be doing something; performing, almost. They didn’t need to have a purpose to be with each other.  

Buck gazed at Tommy, who was equally as zoned out as he was. The light from his window cast a beam across his face. Buck had an angel on his chest. His heart swelled, but partly because having an incredibly muscular man on him can get heavy.

The light made his deep blue eyes almost turquoise, and his ashy brown hair golden. It seemed to litter his face with freckles, which Buck thought were absolutely adorable, but made a mental note to clean his windows later.

But then Tommy moved his head, and they stayed. Buck blinked a few times in mild disbelief. 

“Tommy, do you have freckles?!” Buck turned his head with his hands to get a better look. Tommy raised an eyebrow.

“Have you never looked at my face-”

“Oh my god, Tommy, they’re so cute.” Buck grinned silly, tracing them with his thumb. They seemed to group at his nose, then scatter to his cheeks. Buck found a couple stray ones on his forehead. His back and shoulders were covered in them, as he saw the night before. He had kissed as many as he could in between gasps and moans. These ones were fainter, but he adored them equally. “How have I not noticed?”

Tommy chuckled. “Surprise. Jesus, it’s been a month, baby.” 

Buck snorted, “Facetime calls aren’t exactly HD. This is like our first weekend off together.” He fondly stroked his cheek. “You’re so cute.”

“Eugh. Seriously?” Tommy complained, but his eyes crinkled in amusement.

awwwww, nonny 🥰 come back here! i wanna know more, that was so cute!

can you tag me when you post the whole thing?

[sashisuse]

SABÉ….. i wanna hear abt >:3333 nobasalma 1950s au. ANDDDD sashisuse…… maybe pirate au??? i feel like that’d be chaotic and fun hehe

I LOVE ALL YOUR OCS BTW. SO MUCH. i have sm of your fanart in my drafts waiting to be eaten i mean reblogged…. give them a forehead kiss from me :3

AHHH my first ever ask… thank you ari… so very excited to answer this OKOKOK

let me accomplish this ask PERFECTLY

nobasalma first!!

okay this one is a little tricky because salma has the vibes of a greaser but realistically she would be a prep because she’s from the gojo clan and they got MONEY 😭 but salma is chicana as well so��� hm.. i would say she started as a preppy girl but was very easily swayed into becoming a troublesome greaser. like a mixture of both for sure. nobara is definitely a prep but she’s such an outspoken person and this is why salma is like ‘oh yes this is perfect’ and they’re cute. salma probably takes nobara in a lowrider. they’re also both troublemakers. have you MET THEM!! AHAHA i love this idea actually.

okokok headcanon for this au… salma has a very fancy baby blue lowrider that she works on religiously. salma also is always picking nobara up in the lowrider AND she gives nobara her leather jacket hehehe

OKAY SASHISUSE PIRATE AU

this one is so silly to me. so here’s my idea for it is that setsuko and suguru are the ones who start off with the ship because they’re childhood besties in almost every au so they were probably on the wavelength of ‘we’re going to be the coolest pirates when we grow up’. they get their ship. they meet shoko at some point and she’s like a healer and is like ‘lol you guys are gonna get scurvy if you don’t let me heal you wink wink’ and she throws oranges at them. LMFAO. okay. so satoru is obviously the stowaway. he’s probably some like prince in this au who longs for a life at sea. and setsuko and suguru (who are both captains. they share.) are like ‘hm… he’s cute.’ and decided to keep him. shoko is very nonchalant about the whole thing but she’s glad to have him aboard regardless. thinks the monarchy is stupid and thinks it’s funny that they ‘stole a prince.’ satoru reminds them that they DID NOT steal him but shoko thinks it’s funny. setsuko and suguru quickly join in on this joke as well. they’re a fun little crew. they kiss sometimes. I MEAN WHAT WHO SAID THAT. (was it casual when we would steal precious jewels and give it to each other as tokens of our love and affection)

headcanon… the ship is called the rainbow dragon and honestly it makes sense because the fuckers (affectionate) are all rainbows themselves. they’re all incredibly touchy and affectionate with one another but they never establish what’s actually going on between them, which seems to be a constant in every universe. regardless, they all love each other and defend one another. also as opposed to setsuko’s canon forehead scar from The Toji Incident, i think the… pirate killer??? slashed her eye. so she wears an eyepatch a lot of the time but she always takes it off when it’s just the four of them. sashisu all agree she’s beautiful regardless (:

ANYWAY!!

thank you ari for this delicious ask 🙏 i am so excited to see your reblogs on my art, i will give them all a smooch on the forehead for you i promise 🤞

AND THANK YOU FOR LOVING MY OCS!! it makes me so happy when they get the slightest attention so this is very exciting to me.

okie ask finished ✅

[phobiaoftickles]

Lego Monkie Kid tickle Headcanons

Dk if I should make a part 2🫣

Sun Wukong:

-My guy as a lee is really fucking cute

-He squeals and covers himself up and tries to fight back, but he can’t because he’s too freaking ticklish for that

-MK was the first to find out he was ticklish, obviously, I mean he’s his mentor. And MK is a mega ler

-You’d think Macaque would be the first since they are inseparable, but he’s not into that type of stuff so he never tickled him.

-I’d like to think that Monkie King would be some what into tickles, like he’ll have on and off lee moods.

-His lee moods varies with other people, is what I mean.

-Like, He ALWAYS wanted his former bud, Macaque, to tickle him.

-Only bc he thinks he’s cute, and that plus him being a huge ler to Sun Wukong? Kill him now.

-So he’d try his best to subtly hint to him, with laying across his lap, stomach out.

-Or, he’d be super annoying to the Mystic Monkie.

-But it never quite worked, so he eventually gave up.

-And he doesn’t have lee moods towards other people, like, MK, or Mei, or his old friends, or Tang.

-But once he really can’t stand his moods bc his bud won’t help him, he’ll resort to MK, knowing he’ll help.

-And no, he doesn’t ask for them, that’s silly, he would never.

-He’d do all the things he’d do to Macaque.

-It would work of course.

-His death spot is his stomach.

-Also off topic, I really like the idea that they gave him a dad bod in the last episode. He’s too cute.

-Quote: “Geez, Yohohouou’re pretty gohohohod at this, bud, nohihot as gohohood as me though- AHAHA!! NONONO WAIT AHAHAHHAA”

-Lee 20% Ler 80%

-Now, he’s VICIOUS when he’s in a ler mood, which is like, all the time.

-He’d get ler moods only to Macaque and MK, and if they aren’t there he had to resort to his monkies.

-But it’s never the same :(

-He tickled the Mystic Monkie when they were friends back in the day, but he stopped because he didn’t want to make his friend uncomfortable with him.

-So he had this ler mood growing on him.

-He was gonna resort to Ne Zha, but he didn’t seem ticklish and if he was, he looked like he could kill him in one quick swoop.

-With MK, Monkie King would hold him down and tickle the shit out of him, until he passes out, which is very rare… maybe.

-Quote: “Damn, you’re really ticklish here, huh, bud~? What about your ears? I mean it’s literally in your name.”

MK:

-MK is the biggest lee, and he doesn’t mind, he kinda likes getting tickled, and everyone knows that, but he doesn’t

-He thought he was in the clear, and kept the secret with him, but as soon as anyone tickled him, he wouldn’t move, plead, tell them to stop, or push their hands away, he’d just wriggle and laugh.

-Super ticklish may I remind you.

-He’ll flinch with the slightest touch.

-Really loves Mei tickling him the most, only beacuse she’s soft with her touches, and can tell when the monkie kid would want rough tickles instead.

-Gets tickled by Sun Wukong when he’s in a ler mood and Macaque isn’t there.

-Mk didn’t know how evil the monkie king was with his tickles

-Kinda likes the ler side of him in his defense.

-Pigsy was the first to tickle him beacuse he was the first to take him in when he was at his lowest.

-It was by shear accident tho, he accidentally scraped his side trying to get something, and the kid flinched, then the pig had this evil glare and started tickling him.

-Tang tickles him too, just not as much as everyone else, just quick squeezes and pokes

-Because unlike everyone else, he’s bad at reading signals and thinks MK hates it.

-His death spot is His ribs, ofc, get him there and he’ll really beg you to stop.

-Passed out mulitple times bc of it.

-So people would steer clear of that area, unless MK has been a real pain in the ass and needs a punishment

-Quote- “Hahhaahahaha, it tickles!!!”

-Yeah, basically, that’s it.

-Lee 50% Ler 50%

-Him as a ler, PUH-LEASE

-He’s a huge maenace, absolutely destroying his target, which is usually Sun Wukong, Tang, and Red Son.

-He’ll wreck your worst spots, then tickle your least worst spots to soothe and calm you down.

-Sun Wukong, Tang, and Redson, is a fighter so he’ll have to pin them down using one of his morphs and tickle the shit out of them.

-Yeah, don’t get on his bad side when he’s in a ler mood.

-He will not stop when you ask, bc he’s a dick. Anywhoo…

-He’ll give you the BEST after care though, feeling sorry he put you through hell (even though he knows you liked it).

-After care includes: Slight back scratches, cuddles, head scratches, kisses, more cuddles, a massage, some water, and/or, he’ll put on a good movie while you fall asleep in his arms, which that person is Redson.

-Quote: “Put your hand in the monkey cage, expect to get bit, son!”

-YES I HAD TO ADD HIS SIGNATURE QUOTE HERE🤭

Macaque:

-Omgggggg!!! THIS BOI IS SO FUCKING TICKLISH!!!

-I’m not bias… but I absolutely love the headcanon that strong and dark men are extremely ticklish, and that’s what I’m going for.

-ABSOLUTELY HATES BEING TICKLED, CAN’T FUCKING STAND IT ONE BIT!!!

-And SWK loves to torture him with it, until he eventually stopped, considering he found out that the six-eared Macaque didn’t love the affection.

-Boy was Macaque glad his bf stopped tickling him, he’s way more ticklish than SWK so that did not help his case AT. ALL.

-When they split up, Macaque never gotten tickled, not even when they reunited, which Macaque loves.

-Until he gets on the monkie king’s nerves, and wrecks the mystic Monkey.

-Not to mention the idea of tickling in general makes him uncomfortable, so he never tickled SWK before.

-Though, when he and his friends were still hanging out, they all tagged teamed him since he was the most ticklish one out of them all.

-And he didn’t talk to them for a month, quite literally, it would’ve been longer if he didn’t want a dang peach that badly, having to ask SWK for one.

-If he does get tickled, he can’t just escape with his portal thing, bc it doesn’t work when he can’t concentrate, and the fact he hates being tickled, and trying not to laugh, isn’t helping (My own hc)

-His death spot is his ears. IT’S LITERALLY IN HIS NAME!!!!

-Quote: “GUYS GUYS!! FUCKING STOP, I’M SERIOUS!!! SUN WUKONG IS BAD ENOUGH, LET ALONE ALL OF YOU!!!”

-Lee:20% Ler:0%

-I don’t have anything to put on his ler side, because he doesn’t like tickling people, soooooo

-He’ll only tickle someone as a form of revenge if they actually do damage on him when he gets tickled

-Like pissing him self, or passing out, he’ll get you, and get you good.

-Quote: “You got yourself in this damn mess, Peaches, and you can’t even get yourself out?“

Redson:

-So, Lee him, am I right?

-Hates being tickled so fucking much!!!

-I kid you not

-The shear amount of times he thrashes and nearly kicks someone is insane

-So MK has to make sure to pin him, and pin him good.

-He gets tickled alot growing up by his mother.

-His father doesn’t do any tickling, since he’s this big buff man, but sometimes it brings back memories of him and his friends tickling the shit out of Macaque and sometimes SWK, and does he miss those days?

-So he can’t help himself, but join in am I right?

-AND REDSON BETTER INITIATE HIS POWERS WHEN HE FINDS OUT HIS FATHER IS GONNA JOIN IN!!!

-When he gets tickled by MK, MK makes sure to give him the best after care, considering he hates being tickled.

-So everytime he does, he always looks forward to the ending.

-This man has two equally death spots, his feet and hands, I mean, the thing where people walk on hot coal with out their shoes and socks, and the fact he has fire coming out of his hands, just makes sense to me

-Quote: “GET AWAY FROM ME!!! I’LL BURN YOU!! I SWEAR I WILL!! LAY ONE FINGER ON ME AND YOUR DEAD!!! AHHHHHHH NO NO! STOP-“

-Lee: 70% Ler:30%

-So, yeah, HE IS INSANLEY GOOD AT GETTING HIS REVENGE

-And when he’s not getting his revenge, but just tickling you bc he wants to *cough cough* MK *cough cough*He’ll go easy on you.

-He knows MK enjoys being tickled, so he makes sure to tease him with that knowledge

-And the Monkie Kid, being the monkie kid, denies the fact he enjoys it, when it’s so painfully obvious

-And Redson just goes along with it, until he wants to tease him again

-All and all, such a good ler, and will only tickle you just to tickle you if you’re MK, and if you ask him to tickle you, expect a chortled laugh and a “You wish”

-Quote: “Give up yet, Noodle boy? Or are you enjoying yourself, a lil too much?~”

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[vulpisnocturna]

I don't know but I always imagined Reiko as a long red haired darker in color than her mom with bangs a little sun kissed and expressive and brillant bright blue eyes who has an hourglass figure I think she is the type of beauty that she is so beautiful and makes head turns but at the same time she still doesn't realize her effect on people and thinks she has average beauty but the reality is totally opposite to that and also I think she has vixen like traits in her personality she can be pretty sly when she wants to and also playful because of Kurama who lives inside her in addition I can totally imagine itachi calling her his little vixen or vixen being her nickname in the hidden leave village I know it's a bit long but I am totally invested in Itachi and Reiko and your new story the time travel one and also I am sorry if my English isn't good 😊

Hi lovely! Thank you so much for the ask, I love that you guys want to talk about Reiko, it makes my little shrivelled heart all warm 🥺

And never apologise for your English, I’m not English myself, I understand the struggle ahah

Reiko is definitely a beautiful woman, I mean, she has two very hot parents. She’s not too fond of her own hair colour (why do people bully redheads?? like get a grip. they’re hot as fuck) but I don’t think she thinks she’s unattractive. I think most of her insecurities are around her personality, and as I said, her hair. Of course to envision her anime style she would kind of look like Kushina, but if I had to think of a real life example, it would be Holland Roden (can we talk about how beautiful she is?) Big, expressive eyes, long (ish) dark red hair (copper colour), more angular face. Her eyes are darker blue, like cobalt more or less. Like not the meme ones 🔵👄🔵 that are like creepy like this. A warm, deep kind of blue

And you’re very right, as silly as she can be, she can also use sarcasm quite a lot, and she does like to be a brat and tease lol

Also definitely in the time travel fic she’s more confident in herself and acts more sly, because she’s stronger and masks her insecurities with confidence, in Unsealed Memories she gets thrown in a world where everybody’s stronger than she is and she feels inadequate a lot.

I like your headcanons about the nicknames ahaha! I think Itachi calls her a brat because he knows it makes her nervous and frustrates her.

[chloecherrysip]

@multicolour-ink Oh my goodness, a whole reblog of thoughts!? YOU SPOIL ME

My reply also got too long, so I will add it under another cut, haha.

Thank you!! Yeah, I feel like I'm a little more gracious to the uncles than some writers just because my own family is pretty boisterous/constantly talking over each other and I think they're 100% harmless and really do care a lot at the end of the day. They just get caught up in stupid jokes and jabs first, LOL. (The looks on their faces after Mario leaves the table in the movie sticks with me in that regard - they clearly have lines they wouldn't cross when it comes to teasing the brothers!)

2. Yessss, I definitely wanted to touch on Mario and Luigi being even more inseparable as babies!! It's very important to me. ❤️

(Also, this is silly because it's not even in the story, just in my own head and not important in the least, but hey, a fun little headcanon from the fic - when Arthur starts to talk about "the time when they were babysitting at the park down the street" right before Mario and Luigi get taken into the kitchen, I actually imagine that as being the time Luigi also remembers in his flashback, just with more context added around it! Tony and Arthur would have been fairly young adults when the bros were little, and I like to think that their mom only permitted their uncles to watch them for short periods of time and only as a tag team (because two little kids is too much for one person and she doesn't think they could handle it alone anyway, lol) so they took them to the park one of those times, and baby!Mario and baby!Luigi actually built most of the castle together but then one of Mario's shoes was half-coming off or something and one of his uncles took him off to the side to fix it and that's when that bully kid came along. They see everything go down but baby!Mario just ROCKETS out of their hands and is halfway across the playground before they can even react themselves, haha. And then the uncles get in a heated argument with the other kid's mom because she ONLY saw Mario push him down and misunderstands the situation but noooo, they're not having that, they'll defend their little nephew's honor and him heroically jumping in to protect his brother to the death. ❤️ (Obviously Luigi and Mario would not remember all these other details since they were so young, but it's a nice/funny memory for the uncles!)

3. I really am VERY weak for working in a tiny, tiny bit of twin telepathy as a treat, ahaha. They can communicate a LOT to each other through just small shifts in expressions and quick looks!! It's so important!!

4. Yesss, it was critical to me to have that moment of Papa Mario taking care of his sons and clearly loving them very much, even if he can't say it in words. ❤️❤️❤️ I actually like to think that Mario takes after him in that regard! He also communicates his feelings mainly through acts of service/being protective, just like his dad communicates his through putting the bros' things (hats, gloves, etc) away for them when they're clearly distressed enough to have forgotten.

5. Funny enough, I actually didn't even originally plan for Luigi to speak up there!! I hadn't thought about how the plot point of Mario's outburst was going to resolve itself, I just wanted to feel it out in the writing and see where it went organically, and it became clear quickly that Luigi would know right away that Mario would feel really ashamed and embarrassed by that and would no doubt jump in to take the focus off his brother at least long enough for Mario to recover. Luigi's love and devotion to his big bro will always come through when it matters most, even when he's essentially half-asleep, haha.

Thanks for sharing so many fun/sweet thoughts! It made my day to read. :)

all the pain will change into a memory of when we were amazing (mario & luigi-centric post-movie fic, part 2!)

(Part one can be found here!)

(Thanks again to everyone who read the first part and was so sweet about it! Here's the continuation. This is a shorter interlude with Mario and Luigi's family before we get to the main "meat" of the story AKA Mario and Luigi talking on their own in the third part, coming soon. I hope you enjoy, and I appreciate any thoughts/feedback. I will get this uploaded on AO3 as soon as I can as well, if you'd prefer to read over there.)

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“Hey-o!” 

Things had been so quiet on their long, long, long trek back home that the sudden noise made Mario stiffen as they shuffled through the door, every nerve on high alert for a breathless few seconds. Luigi, who had practically sleepwalked the last block with his head leaned against Mario’s head, using his brother's hat as a makeshift pillow, started too, mumbling a greeting that barely resembled the English language, waving at the front door before realizing he was turned around and swaying around to face the warm light of the dining room instead. It looked like dinner was already over, dishes and silverware being cleared away.

“Look who finally decided to show up! Brooklyn’s brand-new heroes!” Uncle Arthur raised a nearly empty glass of what looked like wine in laughing celebration. “What, you save the city from a bunch of weird turtle goons one time and you’re too good to share a meal with us regular bums?” 

“They were helping with the cleanup,” Aunt Marie hissed, swatting him hard enough to elicit a yelp. “Where were you out there, huh?” She smiled warmly at Mario and Luigi on her way to the kitchen. “Sorry we couldn’t wait any longer. Gramps and Mia needed to get to bed. But don’t worry, we saved plenty!”

“Probably too busy signing autographs for all the bella signore,” Uncle Tony guffawed. “Hard to blame ‘em! Better enjoy it before they figure out you’re plumbers with no money!”

“Heh, yeah. Caught us fair and square,” Mario said, managing a weak laugh. Luigi let loose a tiny, snorting chuckle too, although whether that was because he was backing Mario up or just blindly mimicking what he heard, too lost in his own sleepy little world, Mario wasn’t sure. They were still holding onto one another, which they’d maintained the entire walk back except in places where it was impossible to proceed in that way (ladders and the like). That way, a repeat of the stairs incident couldn’t happen, and Mario had known exactly when Luigi was getting shaky enough to need a break. He squeezed his brother’s hand as a way to check in. It took a few seconds, but Luigi squeezed back gently, which was a small relief.

“Is that the boys!?” Without any further warning, their mother barreled out of the kitchen like a runaway train. She grabbed them in both arms, her shaking grip tight enough that both brothers wheezed from a sudden lack of air. “Oddio, where have you been? You already vanished on us once! My old heart can’t take much more of this.” 

“You’re not that old, Ma,” Luigi murmured, patting her shoulder.

“Sorry,” Mario said as clearly as he could manage with his face smothered in her hair. “Didn’t mean to make ya worry. Just, uh, lost track of time, that’s all.”

“What happened?” That was Dad, moving slower to catch up with her, his brow creased deep. “Are you all right?”

“Never been better!” Luigi insisted, overly bright. The bone-crushing hug had woken him up a little, but now he was using his I’m definitely lying but maybe if I speak at a much higher volume, no one will be able to tell voice. “We were just, y’know, real busy making sure everyone on the block could still…flush their toilets! Everyone forgets how important that is. Can ya believe it?”

“And we had to make sure our friends got home safely too,” Mario jumped in, rubbing his mom’s back with his free hand as she continued to hold on for dear life. You get temporarily swallowed by a giant, man-eating plant in front of your parents one time… “But we’re definitely not going anywhere for the rest of the night, and Aunt Marie said something about leftover food, if you can forgive us…?”

“Of course, of course.” She finally stepped back, but not before one good, firm pinch of the cheek between her fingers for each of them. “You’ve worked so hard, my brave boys. You must be about ready to turn inside out from hunger already. Sit, sit, I’ll bring it to you—”

“Actually, Ma,” Mario interjected as gingerly as possible. “It’s been a really, really long day. Could we, uh, maybe take the food in our room? I know, I know, you don’t like that, but if anything gets messy, I’ll take care of it, promise—” 

“Ya can’t be serious!” Uncle Tony spoke up all of a sudden, his chair screeching against the floor as he jumped up. “You two still gotta give us the whole rundown of where ya been! Where did that angry, spikey dragon-turtle-guy even come from?”

“And the tiny kid who looked like a big ole mushroom with legs!” Uncle Arthur added.

“What about that giant monkey in the tie?” Aunt Marie piped up, half-laughing in sheer disbelief as she came back into the room. “He could talk! And not just little words, no — if I didn’t know any better, I’d say he was hittin’ on me.”

“Look, I get it, I get it,” Mario insisted as good-naturedly as he could manage. He started to inch towards the hallway with Luigi in tow, who he could feel becoming jittery from all the new noise. All he needed was a few good, firm excuses, a clear escape route, and they were home-free. “It was pretty crazy stuff, right? But seriously, we’re dead on our feet as it is—” 

“Then sit down already and take a load off!” Uncle Tony insisted right back. “We’ll make coffee!” 

“Nooooo, no coffee for me. Now!? I-I think I might shake right out of my skin if, “Luigi started to joke, only to squeak when Uncle Tony grabbed him by the shoulders and tried to steer him around anyway.

“C’moooon! A story like this can’t wait,” Uncle Arthur groaned. “This is the wildest thing that’s happened since Gramps’ teeth were eaten by that dog on the subway! Have some pity for your elders and their boring lives.” 

“We’ll tell ya all about it tomorrow, I swear!” Mario said a little louder, desperately trying to sound casual even as the words scraped up his throat. It was too loud, too bright. A new wave of dizziness swam over him; everything was starting to seem more and more like a dream, his vision smearing at the edges. The only thing that still felt solid, real was his hold on Luigi. He stayed focused on it like a lifeline, even as they were jostled around. “And you’ll understand then why we need to sleep for a million years and then some, I swear, ‘cause we, we’ve really gone through the ringer here...”

“Don’t you think you’ll feel better if you just sit down for a minute?” Ma asked, smiling warmly. “Besides, I wanted to know a little more about that princess—”

“Ya gotta eat anyway!” Uncle Arthur downed what was left of his glass in one swig. “Don’t make us beg!” 

“Forget the coffee. We’ll break out the Sangiovese and that’ll loosen you up real good,” Uncle Tony snickered.

Their uncle grabbed at Luigi again, pulling him along harder this time — hard enough that he panicked, his flailing hand struggling for a better grip on Mario’s before they were ripped apart. And that reminded Mario’s fuzzy, exhausted brain of something. A feeling he didn’t know how to describe in words but that cut into him like a knife between his ribs just the same, bone-deep and blindsiding and instantly overwhelming. He thought of—

(pink clouds and faint swirling light and green pipes and weird wind tunnels he could practically swim through and black shadows like soot in the air and lava glowing and Luigi shouting his name, Luigi panicking as he tried to calm him down, Luigi’s hand warm and snug against his because nothing could hurt them if they were together and nothing was going to separate them as long as Mario was strong enough, steady enough to make it that way but then there was a sound like thunder and the pressure grew and grew and grew and grew and GREW AND)

His body acted on its own. With both hands, he wrenched Luigi back towards him a few stumbling steps, out of Uncle Tony’s hands. “No!” He yelled, a hoarse, guttural sound. 

Silence, save for car horns on the street outside.

Clarity came over Mario in a slow, creeping wave, quickly turning into a feeling of horror as he registered the way everyone had frozen in place around him, staring with wide, frightened eyes. Even their parents looked stricken. Luigi’s tired expression had flooded with worry too, but there was a glint of something warmer there as well — understanding. I felt it, his eyes said to Mario, as clear as day. I remembered too.

“I-I’m sorry, but we really, REALLY need to take a rain check, all right?” That was Luigi, breaking the silence, talking way more assertively than he usually ever did at home. Most of the time, the others drowned him out, but now, he had everyone’s undivided attention, insistently pointing with his one free hand that wasn’t still clinging to Mario’s. “We, me and Mario here, are a little loopy, all right? Not thinking straight in the least! It’s been a hard day — a hard couple of days! Three days, in fact! Maybe three days, or two! Heck, I don’t even know what day it is anymore! That’s how out of whack we are! Do ya get it already!?” 

“Easy there, Lu,” Mario whispered. There was so much frantic gesturing going on that Luigi was starting to throw himself off-balance, swaying dangerously. He still felt ashamed, raw inside from the outburst, but Luigi jumping in had lessened it to the point that he could breathe again, at least. His amazing brother really was full of surprises today, it seemed. “But he’s right. I…it’s just been a lot."

Some glances were shared around the table. Surprisingly, it was Uncle Tony who spoke up first. 

“Y’know what? You do look like you’d be shoo-ins for a zombie movie, no makeup needed.” He clapped them lightly on the shoulders one more time and then sat back down with a backwards wave of the hand. “Don’t worry about us. Go on, get out of here.”

“Get plenty of rest,” Aunt Marie said, her smile plainly apologetic. 

“Man, that just gave me deja-vu like nobody’s business,” Uncle Arthur laughed. “Remember when they were tiny, Tony? We couldn’t peel them off each other for anything in the world.” 

“Oh man, do I,” Tony snorted. “Not without them scratching and screeching like stray cats! Might as well have made you two — whaddya call it again? — conjoined twins and saved a couple steps.” 

“There was that one time we were babysitting at the park down the street—” 

Mario didn’t hear the rest of the conversation. “Come on,” a familiar, gruff voice said near his ear, followed by two large arms herding him and Luigi away, their mother following close behind. “Get yourselves into the kitchen already.”

“I’m sorry, Dad,” Mario couldn’t help but insist once they were there, heels squeaking on the faded linoleum. Several of his stern talking-to’s over the years had started out much like this in the past; speaking up right away and defending himself before the inevitable yelling happened was practically second nature. “I didn’t mean to yell, I swear, it was just—”

“Never mind that,” the older man cut him off. There was something soft in his tone, softer than Mario could remember hearing it before, and that was when he realized that he'd misread the situation entirely. His dad's eyes were dark with concern, not anger. "Now come on. Give me your gloves, and shoes too. Both of you."

Mario and Luigi glanced at each other and then down at themselves in confused unison, dimly registering that yes, they were still wearing all of that, having forgotten to take everything off at the door like they usually did. Some slow shuffling later, and it was gathered in a pile. Their dad plucked their hats off their heads as well (also missed), tucking everything in the sturdy crook of one arm. He used his free hand to ruffle their hair and pat their faces, one after the other.

"You did good out there," he said, "but what matters most is that you're all right. That's always gonna be what matters most to us. I just," he swallowed slowly, thickly, "I want to make sure you both know that."

For one very brittle moment, as his dad held his face in his big, warm palm, Mario genuinely didn't trust himself to not start either laughing or sobbing right then and there — maybe a crazy mixture of both. The feeling passed, thankfully, but he still managed a wobbly smile, a small nod.

“Now go and wash up. Ma will get the food ready.” Sure enough, their mother was already bustling around like a madwoman, plates clattering and half-empty pots simmering again on the stove. “Luigi, you first. Datti una mossa.” 

“Yessir!” Luigi looked back at Mario before going, a tired, reassuring, still slightly worried look that said I’ll see you in a couple of minutes, okay? Mario reflected it back, and their dad walked Luigi out of the room, towards the hallway.

“Just promise me you’ll tell us what happened tomorrow, all right?” Mario's attention returned to his mother, who was finishing stirring some reheated sauce with a little too much shaky speed before coming over to him, smushing his cheeks in both hands. “I don’t care how old you two get. You're still my babies, and babies shouldn't keep secrets from their poor mother."

“I promise, I promise! You’re gonna pop my teeth out, Ma!” Mario half-laughed, gently tugging at her wrists so he could talk more clearly. “Definitely tomorrow, okay? Right now, I…I don’t know if I could tell ya if I tried. It’s just a crazy blur, and I really gotta process it all myself, still. We just need a little time."

“I understand.” She drew him into another hug. Mario couldn’t help but sink into the familiar warmth, clinging to her. He’d been so worried about Luigi that he’d never even considered the idea that he might never see his parents again either. The realization hit harder than he’d anticipated. “Besides, I know I have nothing to worry about when you two are together. You do such a good job of looking after your brother.” 

(Or even worse, what if he’d been able to come home in the end — but alone? What if he’d had to sit his parents down and tell them that Luigi was…) 

There it was again — that sudden, sour feeling of wanting to cry, such a heavy wave inside him that he had to clench his teeth to the point of pain to hold back a gasp.

Stupid, he thought bitterly, almost angrily. What did he even have to be crying about? Once again, he weathered the rush, kept the walls intact by a hair. He closed his eyes and just let himself be held.

“Of course, Ma,” he croaked. “Always.” 

[xiaonesis]

Fandom: Haikyuu (GWS)

Characters: Any

Theme: Any

Prompt:

Now I know it seems silly but you know how some anime have a beach episode? That or something similar to where the bachelor's get to see MC in a bathing suit. Like it's cliché but it's also one of my favorite funny moments in anime.

Like how all the bachelor's are together at the Blue castle. Like it doesn't have to be a beach. Just some relaxation at a lake or a pool. I just wanna see how everyone is gonna react to MC in a bathing suit that they bring back from their modern world haha.

I can imagine the possible chaos that each house would bring.

Honestly I was thinking of just commissioning you again 🤣 if the request was okay. Seems like this type of prompt would be a bit much for drabble.

Ghosts We See // Fireside Tales: Reacting to MC In A Modern Swimsuit Headcanons

Pairing: Featuring GWS!Ushijima/Oikawa/Kuroo/Bokuto

Tags: Humor, fluff if you squint real hard, crack by GWS standards

A/N: @decemberbellz​ You are very right that this will never fit into a short drabble! So I made headcanons of their reactions for some of them instead! And please, commissioning this?? You are truly inviting chaos for MC. Absolute chaos, especially seeing some of the reactions here...AHAHA But I know what you mean about beach episodes! I feel the same! They might be silly but they work, and are always a consistent fare in different shows for that reason too <3 Ngl, I actually had a beach chapter planned with the GWS modern boys but that was before GWS turned to focus on the Alt!Boys instead fdjhsf

Empire Crown Prince Ushijima Wakatoshi

He would have been standing knee deep in the water, idly enjoying the cool water against his skin, shaking his head at Goshiki and Kawanishi splashing water on each other like children nearby.

Tendou would be right next to him, egging the two on and making bets with Semi on who goes under first.

All of a sudden, Tendou just stops mid-sentence, taps Semi on the shoulder frantically, and starts wading back to shore with the other in tow. No explanation whatsoever. Semi is confused, but not for long.

Moments after they left the water, lapping waves a suspiciously safe distance behind, you finally emerge from the changing tent.

Tendou whistles teasingly, attracting Ushijima’s attention.

When Ushijima sees you in the swimsuit you brought over from your world...well, they don’t make swimsuits like that in Hyquile. 

He stiffens in surprise and embarrassment at the sight of you…. He both wants to tear his eyes away out of respect, but also doesn’t want to. Confused, his brain momentarily blanks.

... and accidentally lets out a wave of electricity in the water.

Screams of pain. Goshiki and Kawanishi are no longer frolicking. They are floating. Shirabu is hustling from shore to collect their bodies.

”Did you know that was going to happen, Tendou?”

“I didn’t need foresight to figure that out.”

Aoba Crown Prince Oikawa Tooru

 Oikawa is closing his eyes immediately, not out of shyness or anything to do with morals, respect, and modesty. 

In fact, he’s praying.

Why do you do this to him?

Was it not enough that you tortured him so with your vivacious swaying hips during the Seijoh festival some moons ago?

Was it not enough that he nearly choked on his tea when you demonstrated your world’s intriguing dance to that musical piece called W.A.P?

If he didn’t know better, he’d think this was an assassination attempt.

Is immediately throwing his trademark cloak over you.

“Oikawa, this is too hot for the beach-”

Well, something else is hot too and it’s entirely your fault.

He may or may not have stationed the Blue Knights in the vicinity, much to their confusion. Does the crown prince truly need half the Blue Knights to be on guard duty here? All the sand is getting into their armors-

Iwaizumi calls Oikawa out on it with no mercy.

“Sir Iwaizumi, this is an order-”

“Stop abusing your powers!”

Oikawa is thus left with no choice but to inconspicuously hover. It’s not like he wants to; he really doesn’t!

But he didn’t like the way that Empire Royal Guard keeps looking over either.

...or his own Blue Knight Hanamaki. Maybe it’s a good thing Iwaizumi took the knights away.

At one point, you and Oikawa were keeping cool under the umbrella, stretched out on beach chairs. 

When you leaned over him to grab something from his other side, all manner of flora spontaneously combusted in the area.

That part of the beach had to be temporarily sealed off so the gardeners could cut down the foliage growing from the sand.

Oikawa can be seen aggressively sipping all his drinks for the next three days as the embarrassment periodically comes back to haunt him.

Nekoma Dominion Leader Kuroo Tetsurou

 Everyone knows that Kuroo is impossibly impassive. But you’d think he turned to stone when you emerged in your modern swimsuit.

His face goes blank when you’re in the vicinity. Others might think it’s not really different from how he usually is but Kenma can tell.

He can tell.

Regular impassive Kuroo will still have little ticks and shifts here and there - a little movement to the brow, pull on the lip, or the subtle squint of the eye.

But nope, with a foe as formidable as a modern swimsuit, Kuroo’s face has become an immovable mountain. The greater the foe, the stronger the defense.

He won’t look at you straight. Won’t even talk to you.

But don’t worry; it’s not you. Because no one else can even look at you either, with the exception of Kenma and a handful of other trusted few such as Kai.

“Oh, Yamamoto, hi!”

“Hey, you look great-”

A wall of hard earth bursts forth between your figures, separating Yamamoto from you.

“K-Kenma, w-what was that?”

“Ahh- it’s a rare phenomenon that happens in the Dominion sometimes...the earth’s plates are moving. D-Don’t worry about it. Haha…ha.”

It happens again when Lev tries to approach you.

And again when Fukunaga was about to offer you a drink.

Again when Shibayama was bringing you a plate of food.

That day, your food, drinks, and anything else you might need were served on a moving block of earth that conveniently appears when you need something.

If Kuroo can’t talk or look at you, then the others can’t either.

Unfortunately, you didn’t have much fun that day.

Owl Vale Leader Bokuto Koutarou

“Excuse me, is it alright if I borrow this-”

“Take it! I have to go!!”

Everyone who isn’t Akaashi or familiar with Bokuto is running away from you the moment you turn towards them.

As if they feared you.

But you don’t even know them! You just wanted to ask if you can borrow that person’s fruit knife to cut up some fruits.

Unbeknownst to you, a very scary-looking Bokuto can always be clearly seen some distance away from you; far enough to go undetected by you, close enough for anyone looking over your shoulder to see the looming danger.

You can go about the entire day without fear of anything because of who is behind you.

Not that you know who is behind you.

“Lord Bokuto, if I may offer some advice-”

“No, you may not.”

“-perhaps approaching her would be more favorable for everyone involved? Including yourself?”

In an extreme moment of rarity that rivals planetarial eclipses, Bokuto actually listened to Akaashi.

Which, ironically, frightens Akaashi himself. He meant it as a joke; he didn’t think Bokuto would listen. He never listens!

“Throw that measly knife away!” 

Fruit knife? You don’t need a fruit knife when you have Bokuto, supreme leader of Owl Vale, master of daggers and assassin extraordinaire. 

The assortment of fruits was sliced and diced to perfect cuts in record time. What is supposed to be a simple activity became an art form in his hands. It was - quite frankly - breathtaking to watch Bokuto cut up fruit. 

Heart-warmingly domestic but you will never tell him that.

Though his unblinking eyes made you feel self-conscious at times. It doesn’t help that your choice of swimwear shows more skin than you are used to in front of him.

Nah, what are you thinking? This is Scary Bokuto! He’s not the type to let his eyes wander…

Right?

[cayenne-twilight]

i'll kill a small child for the flora bingo bestie /lh

I’d kill a small child for Flora period

Kind of a bingo? Almost? Maybe a bingo?

She’s soooo… I’ve talked about her so much on here but you can’t have enough.

She needs her own game, okay? She needs that good sweet development and to not be the damsel in distress all the time. Give her that autonomy and interesting character traits. Usually when people say, “the fanon version of this character is the valid one, the canon one sucks and we fixed them” I’m like ew no you didn’t, but she’s the exception. Fanon Flora is so good and true. People always give her interesting hobbies and wits and a sense of humor, but in canon she’s just The Girl One but naïve.

Flora’s a prime example of “shouldn’t they be a bit more fucked up over this?” She’s been through so much messed up junk that you’d think she’d have a villain arc like all those rich guys, but instead she’s going in the professor’s direction where she’s being constructive and optimistic about it. Not that villain!Flora isn’t the AU of all time. I wish they’d make something of these parallels, but instead the professor just ignores Flora “for her own good”. They don’t even tie that into the effect of his traumas like they easily could.

There is so much to work with. She likes murder novels. She isn’t intimidated by many scary situations in a (Disney’s) Rapunzel-like way. She’s an orphan who grew up in a tower in a fake village full of robot people built to raise her. How’s that for a backstory. She sees everything as an adventure. She likes dragons. She’s a Baroness with a huge inheritance. Paul used to be her enemy, but in UF he says he’s only helping Layton for her sake.

But canon only focuses on her silly girl character traits. She loves to cook but she’s so bad at it ahaha. She doesn’t know proper running form and no one’s gonna teach her so she runs like princess peach. She gets kidnapped all the time and has to be saved. She only solves a few puzzles, and none of them are really important. In the JP version she has a crush on Layton. He doesn’t even consider her as part of his family, she stays in his office? and they never explain what happens to her after UF.

Like come on! Focus on her bravery and optimism! Have her problems adjusting to normal society be a plot point that she overcomes! She’d be so good as someone who actually helps solve the mysteries and, y’know, has helpful traits.

I don’t remember who came up with the hc that she has a messed up sense of taste from growing up in robot society, but they’re a genius. One of my biggest Flora headcanons is that she’s disabled which is why her father focused so much on protecting her, paying for her whole future life, and hiding her away until someone can come take care of her. Also why Layton is so scared of letting her go out while he’s fine with Luke going on dangerous adventures after he literally died. It could explain why she’s seemingly frail and prone to tripping and falling a lot. I also hc that she’s into studying the very realistic robot stuff and that she becomes a mystery solver like the Laytons as an adult.

If I had any energy or attention span I could write a billion fics about her. I was cleaning out my tablet earlier this week and found a bunch of doodles of her. I still don’t understand why they never made a spin-off for her and instead made new characters, just isn’t clicking. My girl.

[nightfall-kachiniko]

jealous Mikasa Ackerman headcanons? 🥺

A/N:

OH MY YESS! COMING RIGHT UP!

♡︎Jealous!Mikasa x reader Headcanons ♡︎

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She SOO GETS JEALOUS BUT DOESN’T SHOW IT!

Normally she’s quiet about it and just gives the person a death glare, but BOY OH BOYY IF THEY ARE BEING TOUCHY-

She’ll one, walk over to you, eye the person down, and give you the most hottest, agressive, possessive kiss while looking them straight in the eye.

She definitely shows that your her’s, doesn’t care in that moment how big of a scene she’s making. She’ll start kissing all over your jawline, neck, all while giving that person a death glare. She’ll grab your waist, pull you towards her. Just showing that person “hey fuck off, their mine”

Two, she’ll then show off her blade attached to her waist, and make a sign with her hands to fuck off.

If they don’t leave after her basically intimatating them, she’ll tell them directly, “just what the hell do you think your trying to do all over them? Hm?! They are fucking mine, get lost before I make you.” You of course would just be there in her arms, confused and a bit scared yourself lol.

And if they still don’t leave and try and touch y/n one more time... she’s cutting off their hand-

Simple as that xD

Also.. ahaha...you won’t be able to walk after tonight-

She’.l break your legs in bed out of jealously. Fuck you until you have hickeys all over your body, and can’t walk (LMAO HERE YOU GO YOU LUCKY BISH- 👩‍🦽)

She’ll IMMEDIATELY pull you into a room afterwards and fuck you silly LMAO

But if it’s just somebody trying to make friends, she still gets jealous, but not to the extent where she would do anything to hurt them, unless they try to make a move.

She’s very VERY possessive, so lucky you xD

Of course she will still eye them down, keeping her eyes on you and them, watching from afar. She’ll wait until you both are done talking, then once you come over to her, she’ll ask you with stern eyes, “he didn’t try anything did he” arms crossed switching her gaze from you to him, “no of course not mikasa!” You would say. “You sure? Didn’t make you uncomfortable or anything did he? Do I need to teach him a les-“ you would just burst out laughing at her possessiveness, thinking it’s adorable how she always wants to keep you safe :3

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[kuroosweakness]

hellooo lia! it’s so late atm, but i really felt like sending you some more kuroo hcs bc i feel like i haven’t done so in a while :O and you deserve to wake up to some soft kuroo moments <3

when you two are walking around indoors or outdoors and kuroo realizes that your shoe is untied, he gently ushers you to the side and bends down to tie your shoe for you (but when he gets up, he taps his cheek twice so you can repay him w a kiss !!)

i think he’s a very family-oriented person and yearns for strong family bonds. so, when he’s visiting your family w you, he spends so much time w everyone! whether it be helping your mom in the kitchen, or asking to see your baby pictures (which he takes pictures of and saves to make fun of w you later), or watching whatever show your siblings are obsessed w. he even spends time w your pet!! giving it a lil belly massage and baby-talking to it <3 a true sweetheart

when it’s raining at night, he likes to pull the blanket over the two of you and watch funny videos on his phone to get your mind off of the booming thunder and sudden flashes of light. his laughter fills your ears :)

kuroo coming home from work and you can just see how excited he is to see you. why? bc he found out some drama from the marketing department. he has to share it w you! he loves how you’re able to keep up w his stories from work. he just gets so giddy bc his personality outside of work is so different than his professional one and it’s so cute to see this tall man in a suit and tie rambling excitedly about drama :,)

“hi pretty!!! i have so much to tell you. you know mina from marketing?”

“is that the one who went on maternity leave last month?”

“no silly, that was mika. mina’s the one who drank too much at that last company gathering. anyway, apparently mina…”

he’d definitely take pictures of you when you’re facetiming him! he’d have a lil album in his camera roll just for candid pictures of you <3 pls you would know when he does this bc it tells you when he screenshots but you let him have his fun. he had a screenshot of you stuffing your face w food (bc facetime lunch dates at work!) as his lockscreen for SO LONG pls stop him

if he was doing work in his room or gaming on his computer (w kenma <3), he’d be overjoyed if you came to watch him. knowing that you’d want to spend time w him even though he isn’t doing anything interesting makes him feel all warm. he’d encourage you to sit on his lap and he’d also explain everything that he’s doing so you don’t get bored!! (ofc nothing is better than cuddling up to him and hearing him talk about something he’s passionate about)

i feel like after a long day of work, he can still talk to you for hours. so you two are lying in bed, unwinding as you discuss your busy days. he’d talk about anything and everything on his mind. he’d notice how your eyes start to droop, and he’ll lower his voice and let his words come to an end. kissing your forehead gently, he’ll feel happy bc he helped ease you into a good night’s sleep. he always goes to sleep after you’ve fallen asleep, whether it’s to take pictures of you, admire your smooshed cheeks against his chest, or to ensure that you’re comfortable before he places his pillows around his head and fall into a deep sleep.

kuroo wearing rings? YES. he twists his rings on his fingers so much and is always playing with them omg. he finds it so cute when you’re playing w his hands and take off his rings to try them on. he’d make fun of how small your fingers and hands are, secretly loving how cute they are! he’d get matching rings for the two of you for important occasions (every anniversary, he gets you matching silver rings w different designs. if you like the ones w crystals or gems, he most definitely wouldn’t mind matching w you! he thinks you have the best taste <3) omg i can also imagine him posting a pic of your hands intertwined, rings on full display, every anniversary!! it’s a lowkey way of showing off his love for you <333

speaking of things that he posts, he wouldn’t want everything about your relationship to be public on social media. he likes how only he can see some parts of you (your face after you wake up, you cooking in the kitchen w fuzzy slippers and a huge cozy sweater, your angry expression when he forgets to separate the white clothing from the red clothing in the laundry). he posts cute pictures on your birthday, anniversaries, or when he takes you out to nice dates!! pls he’d write some sappy embarrassing caption tho >:)

i hope you liked these!! i realized that so many of my kuroo hcs are v soft and often overlook how much he’d tease you in a relationship ahaha i’m just obsessed w cute soft moments <33 have a good day, lovely!!

- 🧸 anon :+)

OMG HI !! I LOVE THESE <33 your kuroo hcs never fail to put a smile to my face and make me feel all giddy :'

- awwww jksljdkfj the kiss after tying your shoe- ><

- i feel like he's a very family-oriented person too :'(( thinking about him caring makes my heart ache in a way. he's too kind (if i had a pet, i just know they'd love him ahahaha)

- watching videos with him under covers :(((( in a way, i miss him more aaaaah

- YES YES him spilling tea >>> (he's a good story teller too!! and probably updates you on practically everything he knows :))) so you can learn the side of his life that you can't personally see :'

- ehheehe i'm a camera shy person but the headcanon makes me so soft :'

his teasing has no end omg, especially when he starts making memes out of candid pictures and uses them when texting 😭

- i'd go to his room and enjoy his presence any day, any time. i hope his leg doesn't get numb ahahahha

:(( he'll be able to talk about his passions for hours with those sparkles in his cat-like eyes

AWWW PLS SIGN ME UP FOR PRE-SLEEPY TIME KUROO D': your descriptions are making me so soft i can't-

kuroo wearing rings !!!!!!!!!! YES AND A WATCH <33

the social media part :'(( i don't think anyone would appreciate seeing my face when i first wake up ahahaha

PLS THE CAPTIONS WOULD BE SO CHEESY this man has no shame when it comes to expressing his emotions :'D

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i loved loved loved your headcanons, tsym for typing them out and sending them to me :'(( they truly make me happier than anything else i've encountered these past weeks. RIGHT his teasing just has no end.

kuroo teases in a way where you can't deny it, and have to resist a smile while hiding away your face so he can't tease you even more- (is it bad i'm getting butterflies from thinking about it ahhaa)

i'm just as obsessed with soft kuroo headcanons :' they bring me lots of comfort <33

thank you!! and i hope you have lovely day too! and don't forget to hydrate and take care of yourself! :))

lots of love, lia~

[eldritch-araneae]

Windblade or Optimus Prime pls :D

Lets do both! :D

First impression:

Optimus: He's the dad! And funny because some of him lines are so hilarious ( esp the booby trap one XD). He's silly and likes to have fun despite being the leader. G1 Optimus is my absolute fav <3

Windblade: Ohohoh, my first impression was Cybervers and despite anyone opinions, I absolutely loved her! She's full of sass and such amazing friend. Telepathy makes things even more interesting, and I wish this would be explored MORE outside the Cityspeaker thing. And her design is gorgeous too!

This is why she's a psychiatrist in Sparkpulse :D

Impression now:

Optimus: I still cling to G1 version of him. TFA version was also curious, but others. I don't like when Optimus is serious all the time, and despise that in laterst version he's a cop?? (and the entire motivation and how both factions are shown, esp in comics, is just...uhhh a mess!)

No, I prefer librarian dork Optimus, and tbh this is another idea that has so much potential! Something I wanna explore in my cont.

Windblade: Same, I'm sticking to Cyberverse version with more additions ( like she's also a gremlin in my AU, Bumblebee is just enables her shbhs). Idk what to think about other version as I don't know much about them. Tho I would say, the IDW2 Windblade is so weird to me...bc apparently she's a cop too (whut??) and she seem dismissive towards Bumblebee even tho they are friends? Not for me.

Favorite moment:

Optimus: Every silly moment with him is a gem. I can't get enough of the idea of faction leader who occasionally will go "Oh look, a boobie trap that actually catches boobies" and "I will use my delicate lockpicking technique" and just blasts the fucking door XD

Windblade: Oh this is too many I cant choose ahaha! Every single interaction with Bumblebee is priceless and interesting how she was growing more relaxed around him and had fun! Being a Cityspeaker is sure a lot of pressure, and seeing her being herself when she makes a friend is precious.)

Idea for a story:

Optimus: In my cont I wanna explore the idea of Optimus being librarian, being kind and caring, but at the same he's not naive and hard to manipulate! He's a person who KNOWS history and aware and when he see it's repeating itself. Optimus is the rebel here, and knows how to deal with rich.

Windblade: I will dive deep into her telepathy and expand this idea. While Cityspeaker lore is interesting, imagine the possibilities when she can enter one's mind who, for example, suffered from mnemosurgery and try to help her patients to regain lost memories. Or at least some traces.

Windblade is a memory detective, who find pieces of information in her patient mind and put them together. Ans ofc, as psychiatrist she can use her abilities in therapy ( dont worry, anything done with consent!). So many possibilities!

Unpopular opinion:

Optimus: I don't have any.

Windblade: Cyberverse Windy is not terrible character and ppl's hate towards her is weird. I won't be surprised it's because she's friends with Bumblebee and many ppl hate him...so yeah...

Favorite relationship:

Optimus: It's interesting to see his dynamic with Megatron, since in many version they used to be friends, and then thing went to shit. In my cont there is a lot of drama between two because each believes the other sided with Functionists....but there only one belief is true.

Windblade: With Bumblebee 100%! Their friendship in Cyberverse is so, so good! My aroace ass was so damn happy seeing a such good platonic relationship that is deep. This dynamic gave me such strong Ghibli vibes bc in those movies love was always portrait as something mundane, something that always exist by your side, that you don't gave to go on the huge quest to find and prove it!

And so same with Windblade and Bumblebee! They just feel good with each, they don't need to throw vows and sacrifices for each other to prove how much they love. It's little things, like hugs, playing Cube with each other, drinking at Maccadam's, Windblade giggling every time Bumblebee does something silly and more.

Love it's just there, and gooooooosh I want MORE!

Favorite headcanon:

Optimus: He's a memelord! Mememus Prime! No one shall escape him. Prowl is crying in the corner.

Windblade: She's absolute gremlin! She's a gremlin in disguise who will cover Bee's and Sari's asses while they commit mischief. Nobody suspect anything bc cmon, she's a psychiatrist and super powerful thelepath and Cityspeaker. She's must be a very serious mech, right? WRONG!

[justgenshinstuf]

If you're still taking team dynamic headcanons, how would Kaeya, Barbara, Keqing and Xinyan go? Maybe a little bit of the traveler too if you want? Your writing and visualisation of team dynamics is really good so far

Here you go, Anon! I hope you’ll like it, this one turned out a bit silly x)

Team Headcanons: Kaeya, Barbara, Keqing and Xinyan

Barbara and Xinyan clicked right away, instant besties! They discuss music days on end and give each other ideas for new songs and general art direction. It isn’t even much of a problem that they are different like night and day: Xinyan with her rebellious spirit and docile and compliant Barbara.

Barbara would help Xinyan with her image, giving advice on how to appear nicer to people. And Xinyan was an endless source of creativity and unconventional views on creating an unforgettable performance.

Xinyan even suggested to teach Barbara play some easy tunes on her ‘guitar’, and that’s quite an honour in her book. Barbara took the opportunity with excitement and even though it turned out poorly at first she was still so happy to try. «Don’t you worry, you totally rock, Barbs!»

You suggest them having a concert together, with one or another being a guest-star, and the idea had completely blown both away. Their style in performance was certainly very different, but Barbara always wanted to be in a band, and Xinyan dreamed of meeting another open-minded musician, who would support her ideas.

Kaeya and Keqing kind of stayed out of their gig, barely understanding any of what was going on. It actually became a starting point in their relationship, a common ground of sorts.

Keqing found Kaeya to be pretty smart. «Finally someone with a working brain». As she’d put it. And Kaeya couldn’t help but gain respect for how hardworking Keqing was, she reminded him so much of Acting Grand Master Jean, as restless and committed to her work.

They started training together from time to time, seemingly having more fun than they would admit. Then often stayed late, coming up with plans for the upcoming missions. They were both talented strategists, so they’d regularly discuss something mission related, fully taking a role of ‘the brains’ of the team.

You joined their briefings from time to time. It made you really happy to have such autonomous helpers, who you could truly rely on.

The thing you didn’t know is that their planning sessions were sometimes accompanied with a glass or two of something strong, while girls were busy with their music or stacking supplies. You wouldn’t even consider Keqing participating in something so improper, but it turned out Kaeya’s charm is pretty difficult to resist. Or maybe it was the ‘rebellious’ and ‘free’ spirit of the whole team that pushed her to it.

You were not too excited to find them both unreasonably drunk one night, Kaeya telling some heart-breaking stories about his brother and Keqing being an emotional mess over Rex Lapis.

- Who the F is this Lorax again? - Morax! I’ve told you already, Rex Lapis, The Geo Archon, Lord of Rock, the God of Contracts… - Mhm… So what about him? - Ugh, you wouldn’t understand. It’s like I hate him, but I love him, but I also hate him… - Oh, I understand…

Barbara would treat their hangover the following morning while you scolded them a bit for being so ‘unprofessional’. Kaeya would beg for your forgiveness and take the blame upon himself, while Keqing would certainly be dying from headache and embarrassment.

- I will never drink your freaky cocktails ever again, Cavalry Captain. - Oh, so you want to build your prosperous society of future AND make it a sober one? That’s sad. Besides, weren’t you the one to say «Yesterday's experiences will become tomorrow's strength». - I take my words back, I got myself mixed up with an alcoholic… - Didn’t you know the Archon of my city is a drunken bard?  

Xinyan, however, would find this whole situation the funniest thing ever. «That’s what I call rock’n’roll, ahaha!»

[byakuyasdarling]

HELLO HI HEWWO !!! Happy Anniversary🎉 to one of the greatest ships I've ever seen !! 🫂💕💕 It's incredible how much effort and passion you put into developing their relationship;; Their dynamic is so complex and well thought !! They are a wonderful couple and I'm so happy I got to met them. Their love is so inspiring. I just know that Byakuya is as grateful as you are that you two met and became so important to eachother. I can't think of any questions right now, but if you've got any headcanons you'd like to share I'd be super happy to listen !! ♡♡

And for the ask game!! Maybe ✧ and ❖ ? I wish you two a lovely day!!💓

Aaaa oh my gosh, thank you so much for your kind words, Flake!! You always make me so, so happy <33 I’m so glad to know you like them so much, it’s super fun writing all the details of their relationship and how they understand and love each other. Byakuya means a great deal to me, and I struggle seeing myself graduating high school next year while not calling him my F/O (fingers crossed guys!!! <33).

As I recall, I think yours and Taka’s second anniversary is coming up in January? I absolutely cannot wait for that!! I really adore your ship too, and you’ll always be one of my artistic inspirations (and, of course, my friend <33).

Anyway, answers to the ask game are under the cut :)

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✧ - Do you prefer to plan dates out, or do you prefer to just go with the flow and figure things out a you go?

Both of them are MASSIVE planners. S/I is definitely the more willing one to go with the flow; just Byakuya’s company alone is enough for her to be happy. Byakuya, however, doesn’t quite understand that she’s just happy no matter what, causing him to excessively plan dates to give her a perfect experience he thinks she deserves.

Most of them are at night too. I like to think Byakuya enjoys cold nights the most as it tends to be the time the least people are around (it also gives him an excuse to make her huddle close to him ‘for warmth’ when in reality he just uses it as an excuse to be close together).

Most of their dates are at the night café and are recognised regulars there, ahaha. S/I often wants to socialise with the shopkeeper and the occasional passerby, enjoying all of the fantastical stories unique individuals get to tell. Byakuya of course despises this, wanting S/I to himself in the back corner. While she talks, he occasionally will fit his coat around her if she shows symptoms of being cold, or holding her hand under the counter protectively.

He has been called out by the waiter a number of times for his coddling of her and how bad of a job he does at keeping his love for her on the down low. He has been called ‘the overprotective jealous type’ too many times to count. Overall, they both enjoy being there at late nights. When seated in the plush seating in the corner of the café though, S/I is very prone to falling asleep on him, often needing to be gently rocked awake and carried into bed once they’re back at the mansion.

I ended up drawing this silly little idea today [here!]

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❖ - Surprise! Your f/o is going to treat you to a special day- no budget, no restrictions- how do you spend the day?

Byakuya isn’t the most fond of — well, going outside to public spaces. He just REALLY doesn’t like people. But, he does treat her occasionally (just because he loves her so much). Byakuya isn’t the most fascinated by the planetarium, but it’s a place S/I shows great exuberance to go to — so, naturally he takes her there.

Also, a big shopping day is pretty much inbound. Poor S/I always needs his help with zippers and such -_- he’d make a few snarky comments concerning how much she needs him for everything, but he does genuinely love caring for her and feeling needed (because as I’ve said, Byakuya needs her too, he just doesn’t want to admit it).

Funnily enough, they mostly prefer to just be with each other in the mansion, alone. Byakuya’s a private man, and both their love languages is quality time (I’ve justified that in another post sksksks); they really just love being in one and another’s presence.

They might play music together though. Byakuya has a lot of perfectionist tendencies, so its a bit hard for him to refrain from critiquing everything — he still loves being able to create something with her though and it’s a very precious experience. He can’t draw super well or is proficient at any other artistic mediums, but his musical side is a very sensitive thing he doesn’t really trust anyone else with outside of the more soulless piano performances he does to show off. But creating his own music? It’s something special to share with her. Especially when he sings, that’s only for her.

(he says (in canon) he can play all standard instruments — voice is an instrument, so I’m just saying he can sing to an extent but it’s not his forte by any means)

[sachirou-senpai]

HI BBY💕💕!! i heard u just started this account so i’m gonna request smth to start u off!! 😚😚 recently i’ve been really stressed and falling behind work :( so is it alright if u write headcanons or scenarios on how haikyuu boys (any of ur preference!!) would comfort u after a long day of online school?? LUV U BBY ,, don’t feel obliged to write this if u don’t feel like it okk!

Hinata Shouyou

→ B E S T B O Y → kinda confused? cause all he does on a stressful school day is play volleyball → after and then he's fine so like,,,, he's kinda clueless → absolutely tries his best though → "Um, do you need snacks? Water? Umm, we could go play volleyball?" → Yes he just asked if you wanted to play volleyball after a long day of online school → I mean to be fair that's all he really knows, sleep, eat, volleyball, school, volleyball, eat, sleep → so like he's trying his best

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"Hey, what's up? Are you okay?"

Shouyou had just come over on a whim, he was bored at home and wanted to say hi! He didn't expect to see you face down on your couch, looking rather beat up.

"Just a long day of school, it's just gotten to be so much, y'know? I'm really falling behind and it's stressing me out."

"Oh, I'm sorry, can I help?" He rapidly starts listing off things he could do to help you, getting more and more excited as he goes along.

"Snacks! No, water? What about candy? Oh, Kageyama always likes milk! What about those popsicles Noya-senpai always likes so much?! Oh wait! I know! Let's play volleyball! C'mon!"

He literally starts dragging you out the door until he sees the rather nonplussed look on your face.

"Oh, did you not want to play volleyball? I probably should have checked first," he says, rather embarrassed of himself.

"No Shou, I just want to spend time with you. Come cuddle with me?"

"Of course! C'mon, let's go, I wanna hold you. Or do you wanna hold me? Maybe we could hold each other. Hmmm, so many choices. We could build a pillow fort." He slowly trails off as he drags you down the hall. Your boyfriend might be a bit enthusiastic sometimes, but you honestly wouldn't trade it for the world.

→ lowkey cuddle king → yes you made a pillowfort → u fall asleep in his arms

Tendou Satori

→ Tendou high-key has a habit of just walking in to your house sometimes completely unannounced → you're not even sure how he gets up the creaky stairs of your apartment without you noticing, but really that's a story for another time → you're also not sure how he gets in because you're sure you keep the door locked → (you have a spare key you gave him a while ago you've absolutely forgotten about and he thinks it's funny so you're never gonna find out) → sometimes it annoys you that he just, comes over? without asking? → but today you're honestly kinda grateful to see him even if you were in a pissy mood, because Boyyyy are you Tired → it's not that your teachers were especially brutal, you had just been really stressed out recently and had started falling behind with your work → and you were soooo tired → and soooooooo done → you honestly just wanted to curl up and fall asleep and then wake up and all your assignments would be done and school would be over

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"Hiyaaaa babyyy!" He calls into your apartment.

"Holy shit Satori you scared me! Could you like, not?" you snapped, instantly regretting it. "Ugh, sorry babe," you said, putting your face in your palms, elbows resting on your desk.

"Oh, love, don't worry about it, what's wrong? You can tell me."

"Iss stupid," you mumbled.

"Now now baby, no it isn't. Nothing that's bothering you is stupid, I promise. Now tell me, what's up?" He says, coming over to you and putting a hand on your back, holding you close.

You sigh, a big sigh and finally let all your pent-up feelings out.

"Just schoolwork. I feel like there's just so much! My teachers didn't really even assign that much this week, but I just feel so overwhelmed. I feel like I should be able to do all the work because I see my other classmates doing so well and it's honestly just infuriating. Not to mention a huge blow to my ego. I thought I was good at school."

He smiles a sweet, soft smile, and looks you in they eyes. "Baby, you are good at school. You're like, the smartest person I know! You know as well as I do everyone has different learning styles, and maybe online school just isn't yours. There isn't anything wrong with it, you're not broken, and I promise you you're not going stupid." He cups your face, "Let me do something nice for you though, how does that sound?"

You nod your head, as well as you can with his palms squishing your cheeks.

"Have you eaten yet? I'll make you dinner?"

"Oh Satori, absolutely not, you cannot cook for the life of you, you'll burn the whole world down. Have you really forgotten about the March cupcake incident? The cafeteria was closed for a week!"

He gives you another sheepish smile. "You're right, you're right, maybe I won't make you dinner." "You're right, you absolutely will not." "Okay, okay," he laughs, "Want to order take-out instead?" "Sure," you reply.

"Watcha want?"

"No idea."

"Why do I even ask at this point?"

"I'm not really sure, Satori," you laugh.

"Hey! There's that laugh I love so much." He walks over to you, hands outstretched and fingers wiggling. "I wanna hear it again!"

"Ohhh, Satori, don't you dar- AH hA Sator Ahaha stoppp, it tickles!"

He pauses for a second, "That's kind of the point, silly!"

He continues your so-called torture, which ends with you two laughing and cuddling, takeout completely abandoned. You remember it much later, when it's far too late for you to call anywhere, so you make the two of you some surprisingly healthy food. Satori complains about the tomatoes and not getting to treat you. You tell him to shut up and that seeing him was enough. All is well.

Akaashi Keiji

→ Akaashi definitely has a sixth sense when it comes to you feeling down you don't understand it (and he doesn't really either) but you're certainly not complaining and neither is he because it makes him very happy every time he can make you feel better → he's just somehow always there when you need him → one time u were just feeling down and he happened at that exact moment to send you an adorable text telling you how much you meant to him → another time you were super stressed out he happened to bring you some flowers he had found while he was on a walk → honestly just 10/10 boy → i (we?) stan → n e ways, you kinda felt like crud because you just had → so. much. work. → you were so stressed out you could barely think → you knew you were getting behind on your assignments, but you just couldn't seem to do them → it seemed so simple in your head but something about the actual doing the assignments was just hard → you felt like you were gonna scream → sigh

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Literally at that exact moment, your Lord and Savior, Akaashi Keiji walked into your room.

"Hey my love, are you doing okay? I sent some texts and you didn't respond- no worries, I'm not upset. I just wanted to make sure you were doing okay."

You turn your chair to face him, greeting him with a meek smile. "I'm doing okay. Just stressed out because of school. It's a lot."

He smiled at you, walking over to your desk, setting down the bag in his hands. "I figured as much. I brought you some stuff."

You perk up at this, and he internally giggles at how sweet you are.

"So, most importantly, I brought you some cookies I made today, yes, your favorite. I also brought you some pasta."

You make a face of confusion at him when he mentions pasta, and he's quick to explain himself.

"I know sounds slightly random, I know, but I had just made some and I wasn't sure if you'd eaten or not. I figured it didn't hurt to bring it."

You smile at him and stand up from where you were sitting on the bed, walking over to him and burying your face into his chest. His arms instinctively wrapped around you. "You're the best Keiji, I don't know where I'd be without you."

"On the moon, probably."

"The moon?"

He hums in confirmation. "You're a wonderful person, I know you're going to go far."

You smile up at him, grabbing his face to bring him into a kiss. "I love you Keiji. So much."

"I love you too, so, so much."

The two of you stay like that for a bit, before he breaks the hug and goes back to the bag.

"Oh, I almost forgot, I brought you this too."

He holds up a bag of your favorite chips.

"Keiii, you spoil me. I don't deserve it."

"Mmm, yes you do. You absolutely do." He puts down the chips and comes back to you, this time taking your face in his hands, and looking you right in the eyes.

"Yes, yes you do. You deserve every little thing I get for you, every little thing I do for you, everything. I promise you, you are the most deserving person out there. And I would rather give my love to no one else."

"But my scho-"

"No. I don't care how much or how little schoolwork you've done. It doesn't change how I think. You deserve me and all the nice things I do for you. No buts. And don't you dare not eat the food I brought for you. I know what you're thinking, and it's not true. You've definitely worked hard enough to warrant the good things I give you, okay?"

You nod, and he smiles.

"Good. Come, let's heat up the pasta. I'll stay for dinner if you'd like."

You nod again. "Yes please. Can you maybe stay the night too?"

"Of course. I'd love to."

"Thank you Keiji, I love you."

"I love you too, my sweet."

[debelltio-a]

@vicicus​​ : 💚 - ENVY because we know he's jelly

Sinday memes

💚 - ENVY - What is my muse jealous of?  Is it someone else’s power or privilege?  Is it something about their relationship?

In a word? Everything. Much of his anger and insecurity stems from envy. It’s a reflection of his upbringing, of being born from nothing. A majority of his life was spent disrespected, cast aside, and forgotten. At the very heart of it, he’s angry at the universe. Whatever divine creator ( headcanon post on Orson’s religious thoughts will be made someday ) up above was cruel and unkind to him. His mind, the source of his intellect and his gifts, also serves as his jailer. No matter how much titles or possessions he acquires, it’s never enough. He’ll always be that child who has nothing. I’ll highlight a few people in his life who he has felt envious of, along with how he handles them. The Erso’s     Orson is absolutely envious of the Erso family as a whole, although he definitely does not show it. To Galen, it’s one of intellectual and moral insecurity. Galen was effortlessly better than him in every single way. He was smarter ( though that was Orson’s own fault for not fucking studying ) but most importantly, he was happier. They come from a similar background ( both from poor, working-class families ) yet he could never wrap it around his head that Galen was content with who he was.     Onto Lyra — well, she has Galen’s attention and heart, ‘nuff said. Ahaha, whether or not this feeling is romantic or platonic will be kept ambiguous. But he is jealous and possessive of his friend.     Lastly, Jyn. Similarly to Lyra, she has Galen’s attention. Though in this case, how do I put it — it’s a feeling of being replaced. His best friend was moving on but Orson was not ready to let go ( something something attachments ). Additionally, he’s jealous of her childhood. Jyn was raised in a loving family while Orson was not. There’s resentment plus many other past problems ( warning: discussions of domestic abuse - see here and here ). Grand Moff Tarkin     This one’s relatively straightforward and a tale of ‘Did not unlock tragic backstory’. Orson believes that like every other Imperial officer, Tarkin is the epitome of privilege. Old money, influential, rich. It was everything he hated and envied. Though if you dig a little deeper than that, he envies the governor’s calculating calmness and bravery. Unlike Orson, he doesn’t fly off the handle with rage every time something unexpected happens. Additionally, he has seen Tarkin in action before ( and also caused a civil war on his jurisdiction but let’s not go there ) and secretly, he was very impressed. It does pain him that next to the governor, he looks like an incompetent buffoon wearing a silly costume.