#my hc because fuck jkr

[wafflinglumos]

Every time film Ron Weasley is hated on an angel loses its wings.

YES IT IS THAT SERIOUS(Sirius). IT IS. HE’S SO HUMAN, AND IS SO MUCH MORE COMPLEX THAN SOME FREAKS GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR.

I love you Ron Weasley. I love you book canon Ron Weasley. I love you film canon Ron Weasley.

[waxingrunes]

I’m seeing too much of this across all channels and I need to write a little something on my humble blog with my humble amount of followers, because how else am I going to get this off my chest.

Some of you need to remember that this whole world we created is pure, fiction. It’s based off fiction and we are building off fiction, forking off in different directions with characters we love.

The canon vs fanon debate is ongoing and quite honestly, mind numbingly pointless and you all consistently contradict and overlap one another with whatever discourse you’re riding that week. You lot wanna argue a point by saying, “these are my hc’s and I can do what I like with them stop taking everything so seriously teeheehehehe” then uno reverse that the next minute by screaming, “that would never happen *insert name* is this or is that” but fuck canon right? Fuck JKR? Or is it more, fuck the parts of canon I don’t like and I’ll take the parts I do so I can shove them down the throats of creators who represent these characters in an opposing light. The amount of posts I’ve seen floating around these sites that are people preaching to their audiences about how dumb they are (unless it’s meant to be satire, I’m not a brainless sensitive lump with no humour bone) for liking certain things, or enjoying certain things, or preferring certain aspects in a character is astounding. Take pause before jumping on your high horse over a fictional character and shaming people for moulding them into what they enjoy. Is this not the beauty of fiction, imagination; the ability to twist and turn over different traits and appearances within our palms and make them into our own little dress up dolls?

Here’s my two cents as a WOLFSTAR artist, not a Marauders— if I want to make Sirius into a teacup and Remus into a sea slug and have him curl up to sleep every night in his bowl, then I’ll do that with fine china detail. If I want to make Sirius someone who refuses to wear nothing but a specific shade of tangerine and Velcro strapped trainers, I will. One day I might throw Moony into a boxing ring and have him be a middleweight champion, stained by the blood of his opponent whilst his wolf is chomping at the bit to come out just before the full moon threatens to take centre stage. If I want to make Sirius 6ft tall and Remus 5ft1, I will. Why not draw an AU of them as the rocks from Everything, Everywhere All At Once? Maybe, they can be something as simple as a boy and a boy who look the way you want them to look, fuck the way you want them to fuck and fall in love and fight, and scream, and cry, and make up a million different ways.

Let’s get more specific as the seal’s broken. Why not make Remus plus sized and give him a beard or a dad’s bod at age 23. Or maybe because he’s lighter haired he doesn’t have dark hair like that and only has a smattering of it across the ugliest of his scars. Consider this— moony with softer hips but fuller sturdy shoulders. Or long, slender limbs with a deceptively hidden strength owing to his wolf, stronger than James though he doesn’t look it. Onto Sirius, try to tell me I’m not going to put him in thigh highs and fem the shit out of him whilst he holds a bat in one hand covered in the blood of someone who tried to disrespect his Moons. Alert the press when someone erases every single one of his tattoos only to replace them with hyperpigmentation. What about giving him a beater’s build and a long thick trail of naval hair that he likes to call his ‘seeker’s delight’. What about a hairless Sirius who has a soft life and likes to make herself pretty for her 6ft 4 boyfriend every weekend when he gets on the train to visit.

How about, I stick with my personal holy take on the boys and present you with a harmless middle ground where Moony is whatever the fuck I want him to be physically, emotionally, or characteristically but always a wet fucking cloth for Sirius. A grape, under a thumb, you could say. And a Sirius, who is too whatever I want him to be physically, emotionally, or characteristically but will always be Moony’s biggest cheerleader.

Stay with me whilst I offer you the brain stretching, risky, taboo thought for you to ponder on: stop trying to please people. Stop absorbing all these takes that pressure you into thinking you’ve got to include every fucking thing that shaves you down and boxes you into their squeaky clean little creator! Indulge in what you like. Make it public, make it known and make it as loud as you want. Feels good on this side of freedom.

Lastly, quick (none of this has been quick) circle back to myself being a Wolfstar artist, not a Marauders one. I will not be shamed into drawing the women in this fandom, I will not try to even out my art with equal parts women and men, in fear of being called misogynistic. I came here for Wolfstar and I stay for them; I get 95% of my muse from them and enjoy drawing these idiots nearly every single day when I can. I’ve a busy life, a job, the luxury of a family that love me and a couple friends I’d like to keep too. If and when I draw, it’s going to be what I want to draw and want to indulge in, not to check off your boxes of inclusion. I am not going to defend my choice of indulgence to you. I am not going to refute women or wlw ships and in fact, eat up stories or art where they’re prominent. Will I have muse or will to do a piece on them? Probably not. If I do, I will and if it’s not done to a standard deemed appropriate enough by the council, well shit I hope I get an honourable mention in one of your hate threads on Twitter.

Grow up. I am the type of person who has a more or less rigid taste on these boys and what I, enjoy representing them like and you runts will run your throats hoarse before I turn an ear. I am not the type of person to see someone who doesn’t like what I prefer and start slamming my keyboard and slap them with a red card. I’ll move on but appreciate the take in silence. Some of you really, come across like you’re stomping your feet in a tantrum, some of you sound like you’ve never been told to shut the fuck up a day in your life and some of you, some of you, really think you’re a messiah.

Fuck your canons, fanons and righteous attitudes towards people who are quite literally, not real. You are not a deity of the Marauders, you are a fucking loser offline just like the rest of us.

[sn4pe]

absolute WORST severus snape takes you've seen?

gonna organize these from Batshit Horrible to Mildly Irksome

- “James Potter wrote the notes in the HBP potions textbook and Snape stole it”. saw it in a youtube comment and. what

- “Snape is an incel” does he blame all women for his problems? does he hold misogynistic views? does he do misogynistic things? no. just because he had weird history with a woman doesn’t make him a fucking incel bye ppl r so weird for this take.

- Louis Garrel as a faceclaim. who coined this, i just wanna talk. don’t mind the gun in my hand. i just wanna talk i just wanna talk. no cuz this shit has done IRREPARABLE damage to my pinterest i can’t find good snape fcs without being bombarded with louis garrel images (i’m being so dramatic but i HATE HIM) HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE SEVERUS SNAPE AT ALL

- That he and the marauders’ thing was a “rivalry”. A 4 against 1 is not a rivalry. Just admit your faves are bullies it is 1000% okay to like antagonists.

- that he “deserved” what happened in the SWM chapter. idc what awful shit he believed at the time, he was FIFTEEN. he was a CHILD and anyone who doesn’t understand that is likely a child themselves

- that he’s “greasy because of the potions fumes” no bc then everyone would be greasy after potions class and it would be mentioned. severus was a severely neglected child. he never got into the habit of properly bathing himself and that carried on into adulthood.

- when people snatch his entire character and personality and everything and push it onto regulus, then claim to hate snape but loveee regulus black. like bro you just gave him snape’s entire arc word for word but now suddenly bc it’s regulus it’s a good redemption arc? bffr

- every single time he’s ever been mentioned in that rlly popular fanfiction All The Young Dudes. actually every single take in All The Young Dudes is bad. and this isn’t snape specific or anything but i heard that some professor at a university made his students read ATYD for a project. and i’m. flabbergasted bc it’s the biggest piece of horseshit. like snape stuff aside its not a well written fanfiction. it just has all the shiny bells and whistles that the marauders fandom likes.

- relating to that point, the draco malfoyification of severus snape in marauders fanfics in order to make him the antagonist. like i get you want an antagonist but. ugh just irksome it’s not true to his character

- JKR’s drawing of snape w a beard. like who the hell is that

- when ppl hc him to have abs. why?? because he lifted a few cauldrons? bffr

I could probably think of a billion more since this fandom is a nightmare but. yes there u go <3 ily ty for asking i genuinely love answering these

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Hello! Welcome to my blog

Some Stuff about me:

I go by the names Oli and Miles(and also Leander sometimes but shhh)

I use they/them pronouns

I’m greyromantic and acespec

I have several sideblogs

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A little bit about my fandom opinions and ships

Sirius is my favorite character

I’m a stan of Albus Dumbledore

I am a big fan of the seven books(I do in fact love HP canon), but I’m not a canon purist who thinks you shouldn’t HC characters as queer, or that femme/not a cis man Sirius is always bio-essentialist, or that it’s inherently misogynistic to prefer an m/m ship over an m/f ship

I’m a chronic multishipper, but I mostly post and write about Prongsfoot

I also ship Remadora and pretty much all of the canon ships as well

I hate adult Snape(I find him annoying) but acknowledge that he redeemed himself, and I’m chill with child/teenage Snape

I’m not really a fan of the popular Marauders fanon

I’m also Regulus critical and an Evan Rosier hater(UPDATE: I FUCKING HATE ROSEKILLER PLEASE DO NOT TALK ABOUT IT ON MY POSTS)

Peter Pettigrew is my babygirl✨🐀

I think the Marauders were bullies but I love them anyway

I prefer Evans sisters angst over Black brothers angst

Ron is my favorite Weasley

I’m a Percy apologist

I think Hermione was done dirty by the later books in the series, and not because she ended up with Ron

I love Harry whump

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[orchideous-nox]

Look I LOVE black!Rosiers, but saying they don't have a canon race just,, isn't true. Felix Rosier (in the HPHM) is canonically white. I say this as someone who always headcanons all Rosiers as black because fuck canon, that shit came from a legit wench, but we got to start admitting things here.

I'm not sure if there is a post I made that has inspired this specifically because I've made a few posts where I mention how I visualise Evan? I do hc Evan as black, however I think using Felix as an example of how all Rosier's should look is....complicated?

Like I said in my last post, we don't know Felix's canon relation to Evan. We also don't know what Evan looks like or his parents in canon. I haven't fully played the Hogwarts Mystery game (and when I did it was years ago when it first came out) so I don't know how canon it is anyway, but I think to use Felix as an example to say Evan is white in canon is the same as saying Felix is canonically his brother. We don't have that information. If they are distant cousins, or even first cousins, they can still look very different. If Evan's dad is white and is also the brother of Felix's dad, Evan's mum could still be black and therefore Evan could be black in canon. If you hc them as brothers then that's fine but you cannot use that as canon, I'm sorry.

But yes, fuck jkr. That's me admitting things.

[rollercoasterwords]

🍈 Who’s your blorbo and what are some of your favorite headcanons/ideas about them that repeatedly show up in your fics?

hello! requesting a rant pls and thank you xx

request granted xoxo

honestly i feel like there are a few characters i could rant about rn i have been seeing some things lately that activate my haterism but!! let's see...

sirius is for sure my favorite character so. 2 respond 2 the ask. one of my fave hcs/the way i basically always write him is as a gay man. like. that never really changes for me + is kind of an essential part of the way i interpret his character. i don't really care if people hc otherwise but i just am not really interested in fics where he isn't gay!

something that does bother me tho is people who like....strip away or water down all his canon flaws. obviously people should write him however they want in their own stories, but it just bugs me when people take stuff like the prank or the general cuntiness that sirius exhibits in canon and either act like it makes him irredeemable OR act like it needs 2 be erased to make him likeable. i really view sirius as someone who sort of naturally tends towards meanness in certain ways and who finds it easier to be unkind than kind, and to me it's really important that he is specifically someone who struggles towards kindness + thoughtfulness + just an awareness of other people's feelings, bc it doesn't come naturally to him. and i don't really care if other people interpret his character differently, but i do care when i see people acting like the "sirius is kinda mean" interpretation is like.....morally corrupt or somehow inferior, because characters doing bad things means they're Bad. like whenever i see someone climbing onto a moral high horse just bc they've essentially erased a large portion of a character's canon characterization to make them more palatable it makes me want to bash my head into a wall <3

bonus mini-rants:

i loooooove making marlene a "mean lesbian stereotype" and hate when people complain abt it

i think it's fucking weird when people look at the popular hc of dorcas going after voldemort for revenge and call that "female rage"

i dislike it when people insist that lily being a "good mother" is the most important part of her character. same goes for narcissa. jkr's weirdness abt motherhood is one of the main ways that sexism is baked into the source material of this fandom which is why i think people need 2 stop acting like u can just close ur eyes + pretend jkr doesn't exist when writing hp fanfic, bc then u get shit like people regurgitating her weird moralizing abt mothers lmao

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[nikholascrow]

uh hi there buddy- (finally redoing this should be done later today)

this is my introduction i guess

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🦝 hello I’m Niko!!! But you can call me Nick, Neeks, or Nikholas if you’re feeling fancy and formal (or any nickname steming from the name Nikholas)

🍃 my pronouns are he/ey (he/him/his and ey/em/eirs) i’m totally okay with you just picking one set and sticking to them you don’t have to switch between but you’re welcome to if you’d like

📀 interaction guidelines if you’re feeling silly: tone tags almost always required, feel free to ask me to draw stuff i might if i think its cool or funny but try to keep all stuff you want to draw somewhat sfw you can go ham with dialogue tho i just might edit it if i am not comfy, if you wanna tease/gently insult me idm just slap /t on the end so i know it’s nothing serious, feel free to call me pet names if you want idm :]

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[padfootastic]

My unpopular opinion is that if Peter weren’t fat and ugly then Sirius/Peter would be an extremely popular and mainstream ship, while Wolfstar would be a rarepair and Prongsfoot would stay as it is now - because i see prongsfoot as a ship for people who love to see Sirius in a healthy and balanced relationship. Wolfstar and Sirius/Peter are/would be for people who love the drama and the emotional turmoil.

dude. DUDE. i fully agree with this. i think a large part of how peter is treated/used/characterised stems from his physicality. it's almost like a woke parallel to jkr's beauty morality politics.

i literally cannot even tell u how often i've been annoyed by the way peter gets treated by the marauder fandom, specifically. because yeah, i get not everyone's gonna like a snivelling rat but--the corner of the fandom that operates purely on fanon and has changed everyone's character? yeah, zero excuses there.

not just the fact that peter often gets zero romantic/sexual attachments (and lets not even talk ab the 'ace/aro hcs bc hes fundamentally unloveable/so ugly no one wants him') even in spaces where's he's redeemed, but even if he's still a bad guy, so what? this is the fandom that's casually redeemed regulus black, barty crouch, all the other assortment of DEs. i dont get why peter's always the one who gets left behind. (i mean,,,,i kinda do,,,but yeah, idk what their rationale is)

and then theres also the peter art oh my god. it just. there's nothing technically wrong with any of it, but the way peter--a canonically fat guy--is drawn (often very infantilised and non-sexually, even wehn everyone around him is thirst trapped up) vs say, lily--who's the hot new 'plus size' rep--who always gets to be slim-thicc, very fkn sexy, and just overall fun. it's just. it icks me out, ykno?

and then the relationships, of fucking course the ship would be more popular, dude. like, its classic enemies to lovers, classic passion and intensity that can fall on either side of the coin. u can play around a lot with it. and honestly, peter & sirius had way more interactions/moments/chemistry than remus/sirius, like that's my unpopular moment right there lmao

overall, yeah, i get what u mean and i second it. fat characters are not written the best bc its often just a facsimile of how irl fat people are treated and we all know how that goes.

[notdrifting]

some quick notes on my portrayal of lady d and shipping under the cut - ah, also ? please be mindful and respectful that me sharing my own hcs and portrayal do not necessarily mean that i claim that other hcs and portrayals of other muns are wrong. everybody is entitled to their own hcs and understandings of characters, there’s literally no right or wrong there.

as i have mentioned before  i do not accept nor ship maidens/lady d, she wouldn’t fuck nor fall in love with her own food - with that being said, shipping with her is complicated.  and i feel compelled to express my firm stance against endorsing or engaging in any romantic plots or shipping involving lady d and the maidens under her employ. i see such relations as deeply problematic due to not only the inherent power imbalance in their dynamics and the exploitative nature of their relationship. as much as a queer icon as she is to us all, it is crucial to remember that alcina is and will always be ( except perhaps in aus, of course ) a cruel vampire who feasts on human flesh and effectively keeps these girls as pretty much prisoners/slaves, considering them far beneath her and her daughters in the food chain, depriving them of their autonomy and personhood. with that in mind, romanticising such a relationship could not only perpetuate harmful tropes, but also normalize abuse ( which is a big no no as you can see in my rules ), and i don’t want any of that here. alcina's callous disregard for the well-being of the maidens is an essential aspect of her character, and any attempt to force her into a romantic relationship with them would pretty much undermine her consistency as a character and the gravity of her actions. furthermore, this sort of relationship portrayal may lead to a faux idea that abusive dynamics can be redeemed through love, a notion that can be harmful and manipulative. i am always eager to explore alternative storylines that empower the maidens though, allowing them to break free from their oppressive situations, form supportive bonds, and assert their agency. so yes, i am steering clear of romanticizing these harmful relationships, however in case anyone wants to explore other dynamics i’m 100% here for it. lady d probably would never fall in love or be attracted to a human, that is a regular human, as she finds weakness ( and she deems all humans weak ) disgusting. to get her attention they need to be powerful but not enough to pose as a threat to her or her daughters.

i write her a sapphic demisexual demiromantic as, to me personally, it makes sense considering what i saw of her and the other hcs i have for her - although most hc ( and i say hc because it wasn’t formally confirmed nor denied by capcom itself and despite one of the writers giving his opinion on it in a rather jkr w/ albus fashion, as it is re8 is a collaborative work and in the end the decision to make something canon or not is capcom’s ) her as a lesbian and i have no issue with that,  as a fellow queer i do find the entire man-hating-lesbian trope to be rather harmful. my main issue with this trope is that it follows patriarchal, hetero-normative ideas that often refuse to acknowledge the idea that a relationship between two women can exist on its own without having anything to do with men  ( as most hcs that i have seen are deeply linked to her misandrist personality and the mindset that just because she hates men she is automatically a lesbian ), the trope is flawed, simple minded and rather disrespectful to the sapphic community ( the trope suggests same-sex relationships are rooted solely in disdain for men, trivializing and undermining genuine emotions and love within them ). now, does that mean you cant hc her as lesbian? of course you can! her being lesbian or not is not the issue, hcing her as a lesbian should have nothing to do with this bad trope and we are all free to hc whatever we want that makes sense and relates to us individually, but let us all be mindful of the sexist tropes the fandomTM and the media loves to apply to female characters. as it is, since no official announcement has been made by capcom regarding the character so far, i will write her within the aro/ace spectrum for my own comfort, which i will  explain best in the next section

although she is within the aro/ace spectrum i don’t necessarily belive her to be sex repulsed per se,  though it is worth noting she is nowhere near inclined on having flings or one night stands at all -  ever since day one that she called the attention of the re fandom and from all sort of people, sadly as it usually goes with attractive female characters in media, she was painfully fetishised to no end. that makes me severly uncomfortable and has driven me off from writing her in the past. my portrayal will not focus on her sex appeal to the point of objectifying her, if at all. i want to go beyond that and bring out  depth and authenticity, exploring more than just her appearance. lady d is a lot more than just “tall vampire mommy makes me go brrrr”  she's complex and fascinating, that's why i think it'd be awesome to showcase her forming deep emotional bonds before experiencing sexual or romantic attraction ( if any ). this adds a whole new layer to her identity, and while i'm totally down for some fun shipping, it will be handled it with care. i’m all about respect and creating inclusive fan content that celebrates her character and explores different aspects of her life and relationships.  so while her natural despite for men in general still remains and her usual cruelty to those women who serve her is also present, she'll be free to explore relationships within her demi orientation in case plotting happens. of course some lighthearted flirting might appear every once in a while, but they will be nothing but crack. for actual shipping severe plotting is necessary.

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

!! all the main mlm ships follow this weird pattern of over sexualisation and this so called 'woke' fandom does nothing about??

wolfstar : feminine, short, overdramatic, damsel-in-distress, incompetent, sensitive, no-one-wants-you, stupid, sirius black who's entirely dependent on and worships the angry, strong, tall, smart, knight, tragic-hero-martyr-that-everyone-is-wet-for remus lupin.

not only is it so clearly the wattpad fetishization of gay men, it's also so fucking sexist? they'll have 'fuck jkr' in their bios and then make the 'feminine' one in every ship a braindead cockslut? they'll preach how women in hp are only written in categories (mother, insane, gossipy girlfriend, ...) and then ... yeah okay. that. you get it.

there's such a clear power dynamic between them. i saw a vid of one of my favr maurader accs on tiktok (@/againaweasel) saying that the reason for sirius and remus' personalities being exchanged (not multiplied into caricatures, but later on that) may be because remus was very docile about the prank canonically which may encourage sirius into doing worst shit? something like that, i dont remember right, but not only is that a very interesting dynamic to explore (common mauraders fandom L) it's just... eek? i mean, if it was on a digestible level, i guess i get it - but this weird characterization of them? you could change their names and not one person from the books would recognize the pair. so much to say about them, but whatever.

i fucking hate fanon wolfstar.

jegulus : stupid, himbo, james and genius, non chalant, leave-me-alone regulus? i wont mention how much i despise this ship outside of how it just once again has this weird power dynamic thing, only now it's all emotional because james is regulus' bitch ?? like when did that happen.

also the trans reg hc?? i feel like they def started to spite jkr and nothing more - because when i go to the tag it's usually ALL jegulus. and even then, it's so much just boypussy content.

rosekiller : literally smut. i go there, it's either sex or biting or kinks or SOMETHING. like i get it its hot theyre insane but holy. fucking. shit. give them characterizations. characterizations that go beyond stealing canon sirius and splitting them between the pair. (this happens a lot in slytherins - i'll prbly rant about it someday,).

maybe i havent read enough rosekiller, but god if they are not sexualized to bits.

this fandom is run by booktok daughters, boyfriends webtoons enjoyers & mlm fetishizers i fear. i get off tumblr and go to tiktok and cry because i am assaulted with alpha remus, cumdump sirius, dumb james, child genius regulus, rosekiller porn, sidelined dimensional female characters and misunderstood black brothers 'lore'

i genuinely think that the shift from the old marauders to the new one where every straight ship even the canon and most important one (i.e jily) and that whole jegulus/all the other made up ships that make no sense come from a place of fetish. yall LOVE to turn characters into little stereotypes and that whole constant obsession w homosexuality is not helping any cause. most of view view homosexual/queer relationships as more angsty or interesting in a way that’s so strange to me. ships could follow the most standard plot line but still be considered angsty cus they’re queer and why is that? this fandom has taken such a strange turn.

you are making sexuality such a strong and central point in a character importance more than any other trait of their character. and those head canons just end up erasing the most important things about these characters

james potter was a strong and good man. he developed from his arrogant teenage self into a good man fighting for a good cause. but now you made him into a twink that is in love with a death eater/ a member of the family that abused his best friend all his life. james and sirius’s relationship was a central point of their characters. and james’s love for lily is a central point as well??????

sirius being turned into a overly feminine gay drama queen, even though what WAS important about him was his loyalty his strength and his honor??? but all of that was forgotten. HE CAN BE GAY WITHOUT ERASING HIS ORIGINAL PERSONALITY. stop painting him into a stereotype of a gay man.

regulus black is getting the recognition that is to be given to sirius. his character was not some brave rebel vigilante that fought for justice. he was a pureblood supremacist.he was a deatheater. yes he is important to the story but he was not what you made him.

lily evans is the most important character of the series. she’s the reason it exists. her and james’s love is the center point. but it was pushed away by you people to focus on your strange fetishized view of gay men. this MAJOR character whose love for her son and husband literally MADE the story got cast away as a secondary character.

important topics like sirius’sabusive family, lily and james’s courage and love….was remplaced by ridiculized view of characters

make characters gay cus we don’t know anything about them yes okay that’s why wolf star was a major part of the fandom. but the complete shift of every single characters identity is just bullshit.

[hotpoopymilk]

Rita Skeeter is considered a transphobic caricature by many (she is introduced as being mannish and described negatively with masculine traits throughout). Because of her extensive physical descriptions and the fact she's deceitful some people have argued she was intentionally written as trans (as a parallel to crouch jr impersonating moody) and then changed/never acknowledged, which... Yikes

You can hc whatever but it's a pretty fucked situation, not much of a fuck you to jk.

thank you for bringing this to my attention! i actually fully wasn't aware of this and i'm sorry if my post was perpetuating any harmful stereotypes or rhetoric. i've purposefully been out of the hp loop for quite awhile now so i haven't really been aware of much of the discourse other than the fact that jkr sucks and most hp characters are, in fact, based off of harmful stereotypes. the reason for that post/headcanon was bc i kinda just randomly thought about rita skeeter and how she was lowkey so real and just focused on her bag and i actually wasn't really thinking about the books or how she's described in canon, if that makes sense. i was just thinking about cunty movie office siren rita. either way, i fucked up. sorry guys.

[thatthinginthemoss]

Okay so this is my updated hc’s on the Marauders & Co. but there’s no war and no one dies because that just seems unrealistic like how would they ever let that happen

James Potter

• pansexual king

• half Indian on his mothers side and his fathers Scottish his mum moved over to the UK as a young woman then meet his dad here and the married then had him later in life but she makes sure to keep visiting family especially after James was born, going over for most of the summer holidays (they’d always invite Sirius who didn’t accept the invitation until the summer before 7th year as by this time they were living with James but in the other years they made sure to tell them when they’d go and return)

• mother hen to the extreme, always made sure his friends knew they could come to him if they needed comforting or help or just to talk etc

• really bad anxiety because he just doesn’t want to disappoint anyone so when things don’t go as he wanted he quietly freaks outs until he can calm down or someone else calms him down (for years it was just marauders but after getting close with Lily she started to help as well and then later on Regulus as well)

• didn’t actually fancy Lily until about 6th year before that he just thought she was cool and wanted to be friends with them

• but when he did realise he fancied her he f r e a k e d out because he didn’t want to ruin their friendship and briefly forgot how act around them

• everyone saw how much they liked each other but both were oblivious thinking the other just thought of them as a friend so they didn’t get together until just before 7th year at the end of the summer after much convincing from friends

• since there’s no war they decide not to get married so soon and wait a few more years marrying when they’re 24 instead

• Harry’s born about a few years after they get married and you know James is the best dad out there, he’s slightly overprotective just because he knows how he and the marauders were but he’s still a lot of fun

• they have twins after Harry because 1. James was an only child until Sirius (because Sirius is is his sibling and you can’t tell me otherwise, they thought each other siblings since 1st year) and 2. while Lily and Petunia don’t get on as they used to, she always thinks of the time when they did get on and wanted Harry to have that as well

• he’s the cool dad that all of Harry’s friends love so of course they’re house is almost always full of kids

• he’s a great cook because while he enjoyed cooking with his mum when he was younger he got her to teach him as many recipes as she could when he moved out so he could have little dinner parties with the marauders then to spoil Lily after they move in then so he can spoil the kids as well

• he likes Simon & Garfunkel and you can’t change my mind

okay so I am a Jegulily shipper so you can just skip this if you don’t like it or don’t ship them (i fell into a hole of Jegulily don’t at me)

• when James realised he fancied Regulus he again freaked out because he was married to Lily by this point and felt awful since he loved her so much but also liked Regulus

• he did eventually tell Lily after ignoring it for awhile hoping it would go away but it didn’t and he definitely cried when he did so because he thought Lily would hate him and leave him

• but she didn’t obviously but they did both cry about it for a while thinking it was would be the end of their relationship

• they decided to wait a while before telling Regulus to try and see if he did fancy them but neither could tell so it took awhile

• they did tell them though after deciding it’s be best to just do so and if he didn’t like them then they’d get over it together

• Regulus did like both of them though and again everyone cried and hugged a lot because of the relief

• they all dated for awhile before James and Lily decided to ask Regulus to move in with them because they just hated being so far away even though it wasn’t that far

• James always makes time to spend with just Regulus so he doesn’t start to feel left out, he takes them on dates or they go to the cinema together of just lay around curled up next to each on the couch

• he does the same with Lily but also knows when to leave them to be with each other and when to be with both of them

• after Harry and the twins born James makes sure that Regulus knows they’re just as much their parent as he is even if not biological

• anyways James lives a very long and happy life with his family and friends

[cosmicbrowniefan]

Idk how I just noticed your pinned post but your fandom taste?? beyond immaculate.

I am humbly asking if you perhaps have any hcs for a gravity falls!au for stranger things, and/or a hogwarts!au 👀

beck, we simply have the best of taste. and yes i do have headcanons

disclaimer: fuck jkr

gravity falls au hcs:

so. will and el are the mystery twins. we been knew

visiting hop in gravity falls, oregon, for the summer of course

the rest of the party happens to have summer jobs at the mystery shack

(why hopper hired them all, he will never know. to this day, it is still one of the best and worst things he's ever done)

i think that the other party members (max, mike, lucas, and dustin) have a little mystery club. a gang, if you will

i think they have journal 3 and they give will and el a brief evaluation before inviting them in to the club

when will and el have their first supernatural encounter and end up defeating the gnomes with a leafblower, the party knows that they're perfect for their club

will and el are just. stunned. to hear about all the stuff that goes down in gravity falls

they love the lore and yeah they might've just fought off a shit ton of gnomes but WOAH there are that many other cool things here too??

of course they have to avoid the watchful eye of hopper

but their friends and fellow employees steve and robin (wendy and soos respectively) help them sneak around and figure things out

the party lets will and el borrow journal 3 to look over

when el sees the page about vampires, she's immediately convinced that mike is one

and while will waves it off and says that that's ridiculous, he can't help but wonder as well

el takes it upon herself to ask max who just laughs and says that they're explored that idea many times, but it doesn't seem to be true

the golf cart is the main form of transport for the party

you're probably wondering, how on earth do six people fit in a golf cart??

well, easy enough answer there: lucas and max in the front, el and will in the back, mike hanging on the side, and dustin on top

they strap dustin in with bungee cords because they've had a few accidents too many

i think max is able to send bill cypher back into oblivion with just one dirty look

bill cypher may be like a demon of multiple worlds, but he has other worlds he can take over that don't involve the wrath of max

el plays matchmaker just like mabel does, but she gets max involved in it too

these girls are the finest matchmakers in all of gravity falls

well. until it came to mike and will

they tried several times to get those two together but god they were both so helpless, el and max just gave up eventually

MIKE FELL FIRST AND MIKE FELL HARDER.

this cute little nerdy boy obsessed with all the cryptids?? who keeps drawing them as they fight them all summer and adding more illustrations to the journal?? has his heart.

will spends most of his summer learning more about this stuff and getting excited about it

he does. think about mike. maybe just a bit

but he often tries to push those thoughts aside bc there's no way mike would like him back AND he has monsters to focus on

until one day lucas casually asks will how he and mike are doing and will is like ????

lucas thought they were dating

okay maybe he knew they weren't and just wanted to stir the pot but still it was enough to make will open his eyes

mike meanwhile has finally broken down and gone to the girls for advice

to which he is greeted with both enthusiasm and a speech of "if you EVER hurt MY BROTHER..."

but yeah. mike ends up asking will out finally

on pioneer day as well, mike asked will if he would go out with him or if he'd have to settle for marrying a woodpecker

will happily agreed

but anyway

uh

lucas punches a pterodactyl in the face

i could go on and on but that's the limit of my brain atm. i love gravity falls. i love stranger things. this was lovely to think about

hogwarts au hcs:

ok so sorting the party into their houses is difficult as fuck. i can honestly see a valid argument of putting the party members in almost any house, and i'm totally here for that discussion, but for this hc set, these are the houses i'm putting them in:

mike: slytherin, will: gryffindor, dustin: ravenclaw, lucas: hufflepuff, max: slytherin, el: gryffindor

dustin is muggle born but god that does not stop him from learning and absorbing everything he can about the wizarding world

el has a cat, mike, lucas, max, and will have owls, and dustin has a toad

the toad's name is scribbles

idk why, it just is

also lucas and will play quidditch!! lucas is a keeper and will is a chaser

fred and george did not pass the maurauder's map to harry. they passed it to max and will

max and will have not told a soul that they have it, but they use it to their advantage and love it

mike and el have a competition of collecting chocolate frog cards

who has the most, the rarest ones, the most diverse set, etc

el is winning btw

lucas thinks the toothpaste every flavor bean tastes good

they all have some wonderful wizarding talents as well

as i said before, will and lucas are on the quidditch team, so they're good at that

lucas is also great in care of magical creatures

he loves every single one of those animals and knows just how to calm them and care for them

el has a real knack for herbology!!

she actually wants to come back and teach it after she graduates

el also. wants a pet mandrake

dustin is a potions MASTER

he learns all these tricks and does them so well that he could practically write a second edition of the half-blood prince's book

mike is good at charms!

he loves all those little helpful spells that just make life easier, ya know

those are the best

max is FANTASTIC at transfiguration

she can turn anything into. anything

in fact max has this little business (that might not be entirely safe or legal for her to do by wizarding standards, but she does it anyway)

she helps transfigure body parts of dysphoric trans hogwarts students

shh don't tell anyone

mike got the most O.W.L.s.

no one knows how, but he did

also max once locked umbridge in the room of requirement

"it was what i required at that time! it wasn't my fault, i swear!"

oh you know how i said dustin has a toad scribbles

he also is in the toad choir at hogwarts

he and scribbles both have voices of angels

when they're old enough, lucas and el get put as head boy and head girl

will is a prefect

mike flirting with him shamelessly and will trying to stay professional but he can't help but melt at his boyfriend's dumb little attempts to catch him off guard

sometimes he gets so flustered from mike's flirting that he can't remember the password to the common room and he has to wait for someone else to come back to help him

setting them in the year of triwizard tournament rn

lucas is the hogwarts champion!!!!!! bc who tf else i mean come on he's perfect

will drawing banners for lucas and mike charming them to animate

byler dancing at the yule ball :(((((((

ugh god i. i love them

again i could go on and on but that's the limit of my brain for tonight

hope you enjoyed!!!!!!

[ameliathefatcat]

Cool, yes fuck JKR. I’m a fan of Harry Potter Hogwarts Mystery even though I haven’t played in months (college life) so a lot of my hcs have to do with the game

Look at my #harrypotternextgeneration tags to see all of my posts. Here are some of my hcs, I have a lot for the Delacour-Weasley and the Weasley-Potter cousins plus Teddy

Victoire Molly Weasley. Bill and Fleur didn’t have a first name until after she was born on May 2nd. Fleur was the one who wanted her middle name to be Molly because it’s a tradition in The Delacour family for the grandchildren to have their grandparents names as their middle names. Her best friends are Naomi Kim (daughter of Jae Kim and Tulip Karasu) and Anelia Krum ( Viktor Krum and his wife Petra’s daughter). Has love hate relationship with her birthday. Has three kids with Teddy, Remus William, twins Nymphadora Fleur and Apolline Hope.

Dominque Apolline Weasley. Major grandparents girl, like she would all listen to her grandparents growing up (this drove both Bill and Fleur insane). Unhinged gremlin and is an artist. When Teddy and Victoire announced their pregnancies she drew furry Mpreg of Teddy. When her siblings and cousins announce pregnancies she draws Mpreg of the men. James’ partner in crime but got closer to Molly II as they got older. As an adult she works as an artist and as Apolline care giver. She’s also Apolline favorite grandchild. Shes proud to be part Veela and will always be the first one to bring up that all Veelas are Bisexual.

Louis Arthur Weasley, he’s one of the first healthy male veelas to be born. He deals with a lot of toxic masculinity and is generally a prick. Has gotten beaten up by many times by the girls in his year. No one understands why he’s able to date Lizzy Caron, since why would she date a prick like him.

James, is very much like his name sakes and his Uncle Fred. He has his own group similar to his grandfather’s. It’s him, Nicky Lee (Barnaby Lee and Chiara Lobosca’s son) Axel Zabini (Blaise Zabini and Daphne Greengrass’ son, Scorp’s cousin) and Theo Hartwin. Was a chaser and later captain. The gayest straight person you know. Dating Leah-Rose Lloyd, who’s Canadian

Albus. Bi and was outed by James after mistakenly telling his brother that he has a crush on Mason Wright (Cho Chang’s son) Harry found this hilarious that his son had a crush on his ex-girlfriend’s son. Is the only one of his cousins not to be in Gryffindor. Got his girlfriend Stella Kay pregnant at the end of their 6th year and his son Benjamin Harrison ‘Benji’ was born during their 7th year. He’s really close with his second cousin Mila Dursley (she’s his second favorite cousin after Rose)

Lily is the youngest cousin. She’s a lesbian and her and her gf Shoshana Ezer are adorable together. Went as far as to learn another language for Shosh. The first person she came out to was her second cousin Hexton Dursley because Hex is non binary.

Teddy, he was raised by many people. Of course his biological family his Gran and his Uncle Reggie (oc) but also his honorary uncles and aunts (the HPHM characters). Has memories of going to Massachusetts to visit his Uncle Reggie, Uncle Flynn and his step cousins, Emmett, Hailey and Logan. One of his best friends is Sophie Copper (Ben Copper and my mc Amelia Goldstein’s adopted daughter) and became the DADA professor after his Aunt Amelia retired. He’s allergic silver and nickel. Got his ears pierced behind the adults backs and it got extremely infected once. As a child convinced both James and Nicky to eat dog food on two separate occasions. Calls full moons ‘Wolf periods’ and since Nicky is also half werewolf helped him through his ‘periods at school’

Chat I keep thinking about Harry Potter next Gen and I just want that fandom to be as good as the marauders please can we build it 😭🙏🙏🙏

I WILL start building it myself I already have headcannons