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[hermitcraftx]

gay people go here

james/icarus/patroclus | he/it/they + she sometimes + neos! switch it up

19 | traumagenic system

blog is rated 16+ interact at own risk

follows and likes from @faggotcowboys | alter blog: @lowresolutionboyfriend

ccs dni i dont want you here this is my treefort and ur not invited

I POST HERMITSHIPPING!!! BOO!!!

hi! wewcome to my bwog uwu i am a longtime tumblr user moving blogs

i mostly post hermitcraft/trafficlife but i dabble in some other stuff too <3

i am a fan of the dream smp but i dont post about it and i have most of the fanbase on here blocked from ye olden days. i dont like interacting with the fandom other than fanart so dont expect that from me if ur blocked nothing personal just how it is

i'm a writer. in theory. mostly i liveblog and shitpost and reblog art but occasionally i will upload my own art or writing

i do not tag for shipping mostly because i am absolute dogshit at remembering. i am an adult and i don't shy away from reblogging suggestive or the occasional nsfw post, but usually they're tagged under #suggestive or #nsft.

i am a beginner artist! please be nice to me :') i use krita

for hc s10 i'll be maining grian, joel, scar, and etho, but as of right now i am also caught up on mumbo, iskall, gem, zombiecleo, and i'm trying to slowly work my way through other people's povs

i main grian and joel! i go apeshit insane over scarian and smalletho, but i also enjoy gribeans/joelian and smallidarian/badboys content. treebark fan by osmosis. outside of trafficblr i watch a lot of content creators but ive been a fan of slimecicle and jschlatt for a while

used to be a wilburian. still like c!wilbur, disappointed and ignoring the actual guy. support shelby shubble and victims of abuse

i dont tag things as duo names i think its dumb as fuck i portmanteau their names or use "ship names" even if i dont care whether its romantic or platonic. if that bothers you block button

i dont believe in dnis but if you are a fan of dreamteam vivziepop jkr matpat or brendon urie i am probably going to block you. no terfs no swerfs no maps no zionists no racists or anti-semities and i am NOT pro-endo but i dont really care?? as long as you dont cause syscourse ur welcome idgaf

i <3 heart weird problematic labels like boygirl fagdyke mspec butch lesbians bi lesbians bi gays cisgender het aros furries neopronouns xenogenders objectum and if any of that bothers you. well. block button

[muddledstrawberries]

🥩 Fleshcore/meatcore ! & other similar feeling things

🍓 No irl gore or self harm though (maybe some blood though)

🥩 you’re meat too! Don’t forget it :3

(Main is @cherubimrainbowpuke)

[scarianmc]

Ah, look at all the lonely people!

💥 Felix

☀️ adult

✨ he/him

🌻 faggot and other far more sinister things

🌱 system

🪐 life series lover + hermitcraft hoe (also dsmp + qsmp)

🌊 faves: grian, gtws, joel, etho, gem, pearl + more (always willing to get into more people !!)

🫐 pfp by @/mishori-o

surprises below the cut ^_^

(^by @/mishori-o^)

[yourlocalxenomorph3]

hi! welcome to my blog :)

al / xeno | they/them | 21+ | agender

[icon credit ; kMIKEj on deviantart] previous blogs were @yourlocalxenomorph (2014-2023) and @yourlocalxenomorph2 (2023-2024). the first one was terminated for a misunderstanding that staff never properly or respectfully addressed, and the second was terminated because i spoke up about the transmisogynistic moderation and ownership on this website.

if we are mutuals please tag #parent death or #parental death

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i don't block minors; this blog is more or less sfw and i don't post or reblog anything explicit. anything regarding sex is typically tagged with #sex talk or #suggestive.

if you'd like me to tag certain subjects, please shoot me an ask or a DM and i will do my best to tag it :)

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DNI - zionists, antisemites, TERFs/SWERFs/radfems, nazis, proship/pedo/zoo/"radqueers", ace/aro exclusionists, or any other variety of bigot. fuck off

arthropod/invertebrate/bug haters also dni. we love and respect bugs here. yes, even the annoying ones. even the scary ones. even the ones that inadvertently carry diseases. nature is morally neutral.

if you unironically, genuinely, and/or proudly call yourself "problematic", go away. and seek professional help, perhaps.

pro-ai / ai users / ai engineers and crypto/nft enthusiasts can go rot in a grave. [specifically generative ai, the kind used for generating images, text, and audio] you are contributing to the enshittification of the internet aond the exploitation of artists, not to mention the environmental impacts of what you're doing.

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#xenospeak - personal / original posts

#xenostuff - original works / my art / other creative endeavors

#boo kitty - pictures of and posts about my cat

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@localxenospores - sideblog dedicated to Spore (2008). mostly original spore creations, please check it out :)

@yourlocalxenocs - sideblog dedicated to my OCs (wip)

@/notpublicyet - sideblog for speculative biology and worldbuilding

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one last DNI (tw / nsfw)

people with rape/"""cnc""", incest, and ageplay "kinks": the world would be a better and safer place without you in it and your willingness to commit that kind of violence against your partner(s) is an enormous red flag. it is not safe, sane, or consensual. get help.

additionally, if you refer to rape as "noncon" or "nonconsensual sex", you're a walking box of red flags. call it what it is and stop trying to sugarcoat it.

if you defend people with these "kinks", also fuck off. zero tolerance policy. go rot.

people who engage in raceplay: you're just a racist. getting off to it sexually doesn't somehow make it any better. go fuck yourselves.

feeders/feedees/weight gain fetishists/people who otherwise get off to disordered eating: block me. go away.

objectum: don't take it personally but i will probably softblock you because the whole thing makes me insanely uncomfortable

[highway-userboxes]

[text: This system makes user boxes for other systems! :D]

Hello! This is a system userbox blog! (Pro-Endo!)

We don't only make boxes for systems, however. We'll also make them for alterhumans of all kinds!

Update: Masterlist 2.0!! Link here!

You can request your own userboxes! Just tell us the words, colors, and pictures you want on the box, and we'll make it! We'll probably make 2 or 3 variations.

Our userboxes are created via Procreate!

We ask that anti-endos refrain from interacting with this blog and using our boxes. Please visit @/sysboxes instead! Aside from that, however, we do not really have a DNI.

We Will NOT make userboxes for/about the following things:

Anything Bigoted/Exclusionary NSFW (Highly Sexual Things. Silly sex jokes are allowed) Harry Potter Radqueer Terms/Labels Medical Syringes Mirrors

That's it! As long as your request doesn't include any of these, you should be good!

Current Anons: 🫐, the Untitled, 🌼🍁

[linen-bakes-pastries]

Hello! My name is Linen, I run a bakery in reclaim. I heard my son and his friends are on here and figured maybe I could promote my bakery!

She/any :)

(tags and ooc stuff under cut)

HIIIII IT'S @girlboylintjrwi (William Ratmouse) GIVING LINT JUSTROLLWITHIT A MOTHER!! ooc I use it/he/she/any :3

as you can probably guess, this is an oc! linen is not canon unfortunately </3

tags time!!

#linen buzzing (talking tag)

#order up! (asks)

#linen bakery (promoting the bakery)

#speaking with customers (interacting with other blogs) (used to be something else but I got bored)

#linen rb (reblogs)

[1watermelontea]

pinned post: will be prone to edits!

hi, you can call me melon—they/he/it (all fine)

i’m a hermitshipper & i write fanfics. i exclusively ship the characters, not the people. you can find my ao3 attached below:

more-in depth descriptions of my currently published fics under the break:

Chasing the Horizon Line

co-authored with @nine-of-diamonds! a seablings fic with a dash of scarian. gem moves to aurecove, a seaside town, to be the new lighthouse keeper. turns out she may have bitten off more than she can chew with this place—between spreading rumours and missing persons, gem and grian become unlikely friends. merfolk and land dwellers are not meant to interact, evidently. hurt/comfort with themes of feeling lost and wanting to find where you belong. gem & grian -centric povs (swaps multiple times each chapter)

Crosscurrents

co-authored with @nine-of-diamonds! oneshot side story and mostly prequel to chasing the horizon line that explores 4 times that aurecove citizens met mers, and 1 time that a mer met a land person. has main characters you don’t normally see—like joe and stress—and duos you scarcely see, too. humour, through and through, and we thoroughly bullied bdubs throughout the entire run of it. five different povs in total.

There Must Be A Catch

co-authored with @nine-of-diamonds! oneshot attached to the cthl series following skizz’s pov. throughly crack. i cannot describe it in words.

Walking the Line

co-authored with @nine-of-diamonds! the second mainline instalment of the cthl series. solidaritek with a notable dash of flower husbands. three years after moving to lunere, jimmy and tango are doing dandy, until jimmy’s past comes back to bite him. when jimmy goes dark, tango is left scrambling to figure out what’s happening. it only gets more complicated from there. angst & humour with some timeline jumps. jimmy & tango -centric povs (swaps multiple times each chapter)

Set On True North

co-authored with @nine-of-diamonds and @crabbri! oneshot side story directly following the events of walking the line. gem and grian find a way to sort out their mer memory problems. humour with some beautiful prose in there. gem-centric pov.

A Week in the Life of “Detective” Scar

co-authored with @nine-of-diamonds! a scarian oneshot wherein grian is pearl’s assigned watcher, and scar is very interested in knowing what’s going on with these new faces! however, the fact that scar can see grian at all is incredibly weird, and now scar’s losing sleep trying to figure out why only he can see this cute guy. lots of convex in this one, too. deeply unserious but very fun. scar-centric pov with some sprinklings of jellie’s pov.

But There Was Nothing

oneshot following the aftermath of secret life. lizzie relives memories of other lives, but telling what is real and what stories she's just telling herself to stay sane is a challenge. all she has left is the void. mostly canon compliant lizzie-centric pov.

Frost Focus

rancher duo. can be read platonically or romantically. watcher!tango + canary!jimmy decked out 2 au oneshot wherein jimmy and tango are trapped within the walls of the deepfrost citadel, cursed to eternally watch as players scour the depths in an attempt to win and free their friends. at last, pearl's diligence might serve to open the door for them. tango-centric pov.

Reverie, Revelry

solidaritek. assassin au. tango’s employer would benefit greatly from the sole heir to the solidarity family fortune being removed from the equation, so this assassination is high profile, to say the least. the only issue for tango is that, well, he fell in love with him. now to figure out how to deal with that, on a time limit. fluff with a decent lot of implied sexual content. tango-centric pov. shorter fic compared to my others.

Here’s To The World Where You Do

scarian. a fantasy au wherein scar, grian, scott, and jimmy are caught as members of a resistance against the current monarch, ren. however, with assistance from some undercover rebels (or by other means), they manage to escape. action! betrayal! false identities! there is a lot of violence in this one. angst with a happy ending and lots of lighthearted moments between the horrors. scar & grian -centric povs (swaps each chapter)

MORE IN THE WORKS 🎊🎉

[theglassbeadgame]

A blog dedicated to archiving Hermann Hesse related fanart. If you ever wish for anything to be taken down, please feel free to send an ask.

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[reminem69]

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ NOW ENTERING THE AUTISM ZONE ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗

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im remiel/remi <3 im 19!!! and im a queer autistic trans gay guy! i post about current hyperfixs and just whatever i find funny! also i go on massive rb spam sprees sometimes so be warned

i post art sometimes! dont like it without rbing or i block you and then publicly execute you <3

i rb nsfw sometimes and i do not always tag it dkdhdkjd so block me if needed <3 i also just block ppl for fun so yknow <33

if i do something shitty tell me, but if u have stupid beef with me i do not care! i have more important things to do

i say fag and faggot all the time and do not censor it, im a fag get over it

im on here like never and then forever and ever amen so idk slay <333

[autism-corner]

hihihi I'm Narfi, and I like my silly little guys& other things. ig. =w=bb

asks & dm's are always open +w+bb please talk to me

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This (@autism-corner) is my side blog (but used as main) YIPPEEE

I'm a very awesome and cool gay+aroace+trans+autistic guy <3.

I think I post quite a bit so be warned =w=b

Things I likely wont shut up about: OM!swd, Nu:Carnival, Kagamine Rin, From Madness With Love (<- MY WIFE)

Look at my figure collection!!

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I sometimes write or draw a little! yay <3

My masterlist with fics can be found here!!

For any of my art please go trough "#my work" <33

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this blog isnt pedo/transphobic/incest -friendly. kindly leave me alone :)

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My main blog is @not-real-boy (so also where i might like/ask/comment from)

any further navigation is under this cut <3

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#sillyposting - any original post i make =w=b

#my work - anything i've made

#obey me - most of my obeyme-related original posts

#om - any reblogs that have to do with obey me (if i've remembered to use this tag)

#nsfnr - not safe for narfi's room (anything thats explicitly 18+ )

#omgaq - ask's

#my headphones - music i really like =w=bb

#liveblogging =w=bb - to filter my spams out whenever autism REALLY takes over

[bunnyd0llh0use]

cutecore, kidcore, toys, etc

really just whatever I want ^-^

Main: @cherubimrainbowpuke

[emjaystories]

hi I'm emjay and I write sometimes!! hope you enjoy!!

if you remember that you're mine. 60k words, T, tedtrent slowburn, post-s3 fixit fic.

telemachus, odysseus's boy. 1.9k words, G. a slightly older henry lasso reflects on his family.

lay down my sword and shield. 5k words, T. tedtrent. as the stressors in trent's life pile up, he asks isaac for his once-a-season haircut and gains valuable hair care tips, as well as some life advice.

this one's for the expats. 8.1k words, T. tedtrent. when ted has no upcoming plans to go home any time soon, trent brings home to him.

maybe more bingo fics? 👀 who's to say, really?

this blog is mostly home to my fic updates, but feel free to send asks about anything you're wondering, tag me in stuff, or drop by my dms to say howdy!!

[kittybaps]

haiiii :3 i’m stevie, i use any pronouns + xey/bap/meow/paw/:3, and i’m 20!! this is my silly little catkin blog because what else is a guy gonna do…. my main is @frothingatthemaw/@igotpapercuts =^>w<^=

i will mostly rb cat related stuff and will be talking about all my kitty feels !!

i am a system & autistic (headmates will not be posting here)

this should go without saying but please do not sexualize me or this blog!!! even though i am 18+, this is a safe space for me. i am also more ace aligned when i feel More kitty, Romance & Flirting is okay!

kitty playlist (coming soon) | pronouns.cc | tags (please read)

[amielot]

Stars

Immediate continuation from the previous comic :3

[lxnarphase]

satoru who uses possessives in front of things like “my sweet girl” “my cute girlfriend” sighs in adoration….. satoru. < 3 always has to remind you that you’re his.

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oh absolutely he has to put it in front of anything he calls you, even if it's just your name. 'my, my, my,' it's one of his favorite words when he's referring to you. he's so so possessive, the poor man goes insane if he can't think about you.

just imagine it, satoru being separated from you for longer than three days just comes back home and he doesn't have his sunglasses or blindfold on, and his eyes are wide and those pretty blue irises are charged to the point wher you shiver the moment his eyes land on you. "there you areee," he beams with a nearly insane smile, unblinking as he stalks toward you. if you didn't know this was your man, you would've been scared shitless. no, no, this was your satoru whenever he missed you too long.

"my pretty girl, my little angel, my babyyyy," he coos to you as he backs you further into the house until you bump against the wall and he towers over you. "missed you. missed you s'much. my princess...but you waited for me, right? waited for your 'toru to come home? hm?"

after you give him that nod and small 'yes', he's picking you up and carrying you to the bedroom, his hands squeezing your ass as he holds you. it's almost scary how it surprises you how hard he is already even though this always happens, but fuck, if it doesn't do something to a girls ego when a man like satoru gojo gets this turned on just thinking about you being his.

"good girl," he purrs into you ear, kicking the bedroom door shut behind him. he lays you gently on the edge of the bed and kneels between your legs, pulling down your longuing shorts. you know you hear the quiet sound of a rip but you can't think too much about it, not when satoru is staring you down like this..."you're always so good for me, aren't you," he asks as he puts your legs over his shoulders, kissing up your inner thighs. "mm, it's cause your all mine? mine? mhmm, you're mine."

i just. i love possessive satoru.....

[hurlingdown]

☆ THE PLAYHOUSE

# you can find all of my fics & drabbles here. some works contain dark content and sensitive themes. please read the tags before proceeding. all top!reader.

ONE PIECE

monkey d. luffy

eat you up: you find out about your perverted captain's love for your huge size.

roronoa zoro

need you: a drunk, needy zoro seduces you into fucking him.

how to break a monster: cock so big it got his stomach bulgin'!

hungry work: you're hungry for him, in more ways than one.

backyard bunny (kinktober): guess he's your bunny now.

vinsmoke sanji

i want more!: you eat the brattiness out of his sore pussy.

pervert! sanji (drabble): you catch him masturbating to your underwear.

portgas d. ace

make me feel good: he wants to make you feel good. you'll gladly return the favour. ftm! reader.

trafalgar d. water law

burn, baby, burn: omega! law goes into heat after catching a whiff of your scent - it's up to you to satisfy him now.

let my fingers do the talking: fingering his pussy in public.

trickle: you wake up to your pregnant mate riding you.

dracule mihawk

distraction: he needs a distraction. you're happy to give him one.

donquixote doflamingo

crime and punishment: he was your master, but now he's just your plaything.

the omega! series (mini thirsts)

omega! luffy omega! zoro omega! law: your needy, pathetic omega mates.

JUJUTSU KAISEN

gojo satoru

stranger! reader + afab! satoru series: somnophilia exhibitionism

nanami kento

fuck you like an animal (kinktober): you're a werewolf exposed to the full moon. and he's your mate.

toji fushiguro

gun play: you’re a mafia boss, and he’s a spy sent out to honey trap you.

ryomen sukuna

with my hands around your throat: he'll never admit it, but he likes it when you make him beg for your cock.

beast feast (kinktober): in another life, they only knew you as his guard dog. in this one, he's yours to own.

THIRSTS / DRABBLES

cunnilingus monsterfucking feminization baby fever