#my girlfriend actually
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
ELLIE BAMBER as PRINCESS BEATRICE Red, White & Royal Blue (2023)
#rwrb#rwrbedit#red white and royal blue#ellie bamber#princess bea#mine*#my girlfriend actually#the fact she got all dressed up for the polo scenes just for them to be cut !! where are they!!!#we deserved more of her#blah blah blah but im glad they didnt write her out#god her eyes
267 notes
·
View notes
Text
Your honour he is just a cutie patootie
99 notes
·
View notes
Text
my girlfriend
#scott pilgrim#scott pilgrim takes off#fanart#gideon graves#gordon goose#my girlfriend actually#i'm julie powers irl
111 notes
·
View notes
Text
I’m anti-gun, but not for Nancy Wheeler, never for you miss
#marry me#nancy wheeler#my girlfriend actually#nancy x guns#she's sooooo#also i guess this is kinda my first post?#(and maybe last too bsjkalsfm)#sooo cheers to that...?#me posts! ✰
35 notes
·
View notes
Text
this scene was my 9/11
#i am also a bit taken aback by this gregory#wilson: no! it's good actually that you pointed out you and my girlfriend have the same personality#because now i get to date you and know i will be good at it#house#house md#hilson#mine
26K notes
·
View notes
Text
the problem is that being single is seen as the consolidation prize, and not the natural neutral state of being-a-person. at the end of the movie or the book or the poetry, there is a person waiting for you at the altar, and they love you. if the play is a comedy, everyone gets married. the metaphor is about how you are not-whole. the metaphor is about how everyone is going to be happily-ever-after. the metaphor is that romantic love is the most important resource on the planet, not just all-love. all-love is not a thing, that is a disappointment. the treasure is not the friends we made along the way. the treasure is the girl you landed.
the metaphor is that you cannot be alone, that means you are broken. are you getting over someone? that is acceptable, you can be getting over someone, but not for long. you must be single because you would rather not be single. you must be single and looking to not-be-single. you must want to date, eventually.
friendship and community are never seen as being equal-to or even-better than romantic connection. that person is your one! you need to find them. you need to hunt through the sand particles until you can shift out some kind of gem. this is regardless to your own experience of the beach and the sun. you need to be somewhere with someone.
if you are taking this time alone to heal, that is so sad. everyone gives you this little pitying look. the understanding is that you are not actually happier than you were before you were single. it is seen as a sort of pity - oh, you are choosing yourself, making yourself the priority? - that isn't quite right. you must mean that you are making yourself ready for the right person. you are just laying the bed better this time. open up your heart. you'll find them, we promise!
what do you mean you're really-truly genuinely-very happy? you are probably misremembering what it was like to be in a relationship. and besides, once you meet your person, that time will look grey and bland and wasted. your person is the only way for you to see in color. so what if you have taken this time - for the first time in your entire life - to actually-for-real do the fucking work. you can be proud of yourself, sure. but the way we need to know that you got better is that you get a partner. you're healed enough for the next bad part!
people don't choose to be single, they just say they're choosing to be single - they actually mean "nobody wants to date me." it doesn't matter how many people you have gently rejected or how many times you've talked it over carefully in therapy. what matters is that you are single, and by all accounts - that means you are something worth our pity. your successes and life all seem pale in the sunlight. sure, you have done amazing things and finally found your way in life. what matters is that there wasn't a person in the room with you while you did it.
you want to tell them - that's the whole thing. i didn't know how to be alone in the room. i didn't know how to handle the silence. every moment was so sharp, and i kept choosing the wrong way to close the door. i have spent my entire life in the empty well, living in the ricochet of someone else's cruelty. for once i have built myself a ladder. for once everything i taste is all mine, every bite of sunshine and laughter. i have learned how to sleep out in the open with my memories. recently, they have started to purr.
your father rolls his eyes. listen. this isn't about you. i just want a grandchild in my future.
#writeblr#i actually didn't want a girlfriend before nat#and my dad recently said to me - raquel. i don't approve of the promiscuity#1. i am 30.#2. i had casually dated about 4 people over 18 months.#3. i do believe he was just mad that i get more girls than he ever did#i had to look this 60 yr old deacon in the eye and say. okay so i have a girlfriend first of all im just not tellin yall about her#and secondly.#OKAY???? OLD MAN I DONT EVEN LIVE HERE WHAT ARE U GONNA DO ABOUT IT#briefly considered asking nat if i could pretend we were a one night stand kind of a thing
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
Aaron and Neil beef will always be funny to me Neil’s like ya im in love with your identical twin brother he means more to me than life itself, but you piss me off fr
#and aaron’s like my brother loved you so much he sacrificed our deal for YOU#AND you look very similar to my girlfriend kaitlyn#but you suck and i can’t stand you#i don’t think they actually hate each other#but they would not interact if andrew wasn’t in the mix#aftg#tfc#the foxhole court#aaron minyard#neil josten
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
i have a raging intelligence/dumbification kink. i loooove smart girls, i love when women are smarter than me, it makes me so horny. my girlfriend was explaining prime numbers to me because i didnt know what they were and i was like, "you are so hot can you explain hard shit to me while you choke me on your cock and laugh and call me a dumb puppy for not understanding and not being able to focus?"
#youd think itd be easy to find anyone smarter than me but its very difficult actually im actually a very intelligent person#so theres been exactly one other person who could match me and he was a man and also my sub#but my girlfriend? absolute genius#shes so smart#this may play into my misandry kink but#t4t nsft#trans nsft#ftm nsft#st4t nsft#ftm sub#ftm bottom#ftm breeding#ftm cnc#ftm puppy#t4t#st4t
552 notes
·
View notes
Text
finally managed to finish this. i forgot how fun it is to draw pretty girls, so here's some more genderbend ls designs :3 they're a little rushed, but i still like them.
#lifesteal fanart#lifesteal smp#princezam#mapicc#roshambogames#branzycraft#clownpierce#duality duo#clownzy#i cannot draw them together and not make it look gay it just happens on itself.....#im kind of proud of these actually#i will do more later im just too tired rn...#i want to give my fem branzy a lil kiss#but i wont cause i dont want to get murdered by her tall clown girlfriend#like girl share :/#☆ my art .
786 notes
·
View notes
Note
do you think freesia and jd would ever get back together? or will they stay sort-of friends?
I'm not going to lie, I kinda like the idea of them starting to date again and seeing where it takes them. 🙈 freesia sneaked into my heart for some reason (she kind of started this new trend of mine where i make ocs that were created to be dicks and then me just getting protective of them and trying to reason out their awful behavior kasjsdj)
also their ship already has a #1 hater and #1 supporter, both of which are doing it for the wrong reasons...
#bruce and clay join the fandom once floyd sends them letters saying he's been eating good ksjbhbfchf#trolls#dreamworks trolls#trolls floyd#trolls branch#trolls john dory#freesia#trolls band together#this was a lot funnier in my head. i guess that's what you get when you don't lay down your panels from the start#my art#answered#freesia was all four of the brother's first crush (sorry i don't make the rules. it's just facts)#even floyd's who i headcanon is exclusively gay#jd and her started dating pretty young#and the other three had kid crushes on her because she was the big brothers cool girlfriend that made jd behave nice to them lmao#also almond and plum brownies <3#floyd jd and branch all live in a sitcom in my head#it's beautiful#also i started coloring this and then i realized i actually DON'T want to spend another day on this when i can be drawing NEW comics
2K notes
·
View notes
Note
Your Charlie Rowland is somehow even cuter than your Charles Rowland !! I wanna cup her face and give her a million forehead kisses !!! Love your art, btw <3
A million forehead kisses for Charlotte!!
Thank u!
#ask ask ask#dead boy detectives#payneland#dead girl detectives#forehead kisses are the ultimate show of love!#at least according to my girlfriend#and i believe her#i actually asked her to date me with a forehead kiss drawing of... marvel characters of all things#long story
610 notes
·
View notes
Photo
oh, yeah? what a coincidence
check more of my work on instagram // buy prints here
#lesbian art#sapphic art#actually me when my gf is away#vintage girlfriends#vintage art#vintage lesbians#vintage sapphics#vintage romance#jenifer prince
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
The moment when you find exactly what you were looking for (it was your best friend the whole time)
(close-ups below & my commission info)
#oh to see your best friend and question wether or not it’s possible to believe another person into godliness#because you believe in her. and she’s the closest thing to a god that you’ve ever known.#I will never shut up about them. I don’t think it’s possible.#‘my president’?? okayyyyyyy 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈#im sorry. they are so in love it’s actually crazy.#I use the term ‘in love’ to describe strong nonromantic feelings also :)#but like it’s debatable. y’know. my headcanons are too specific to put into words you just have to link brains with me.#figs shirt was supposed to say ‘my girlfriend is a wizard and she will kill you’ but I couldn’t fit all of that on there#fig faeth#kristen applebees#faebees#figsten#rip fig you would have loved queerplatonic partnership and polyamory#I would include kristen in that statement but she’s already aware#it’s been too long since I’ve posted about them. I clearly have some feelings built up#fantasy high#d20#dimension 20#d20 fantasy high#d20 fanart#fantasy high fanart#fh#fhfy#fhjy#queerplatonic#undescribed#not described#my art
592 notes
·
View notes
Text
⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡
#He's my girlfriend actually#evan peters#I'd do bad things to him!!#Leave us alone together see what happens
464 notes
·
View notes
Text
sometimes i’m sooooo blown away by the fact that kevin is so smart……. like yes he is the fox with the highest grades despite being also the fox with the tightest training schedule and yes he canonically gets called an obsessive genius and yes the extra content explicitly says he is both very smart and very willing to teach people. but really i am thinking about kevin playing reporters like fiddles, jean calling kevin too good of a liar to ever let anything slip, kevin going up to andrew post-game and wordlessly helping cover up the fact andrew is off his medicine by pretending andrew’s racquet had broken (and then proceeding to discreetly crush it in his hand when the foxes gather around andrew), kevin living a lifetime of walking on the edge of riko’s knife, kevin hiding french, hiding thea, kevin spotting potential from a mile away, kevin who even riko thought was brilliant and sharp-tongued. yeah……..!
#hes really one of the smartest aftg characters my sister deserves some credit#book smart and media smart#he could start a cult if he wanted to but he doesnt he just wants to play exy#its actually really really really cool to me that kevin is smart but his motives are so simple#he wants to live. he wants to play exy. he wants jean to be happy. he wants andrew to enjoy exy. he wants neil to live#yeah he could use all those smarts for evil but he doesnt want to he wants to use them for fun and for texting thea and for exy#i dont know if my point is getting across here but i just i really like him………….. kevin is so simple minded and yet so smart#he wants a world of people falling over each other like puppies and if he didnt we would be fucked but he does#kevin is really the first healthy manipulative girlfriend#kevin#txt
619 notes
·
View notes
Text
GRRRRR I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEMMMMM!!!! I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE UPDATE GUYSSSSS 😭✨ prepare to be SICK of m e-
they’re lesbians… lets go lesbians….
#digital art#my art#fanart#cult of the lamb#drawing#cotl#myart#cotl jalala#cotl rinor#cotl unholy alliance#cotl dlc#I LOVE THEM SM U DON’T UNDERSTAND-#can’t stop… thinking about headcanons…#butch lesbian with their non-binary girlfriend me thinks….#kkjdjjdjdhdjjd I can actually yap for DAYS#illustration#cotl fanart#art#cult of the lamb fanart
549 notes
·
View notes