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[themildestofwriters]

Me: "Homelander is an actor."

Some bozo: "Ugh??? Are you stupid??? Homelander's a fictional character played by Antony Starr!!! Is this a joke???"

Me, staring at Homelander's page on The Boys fandom wiki:

Me: "No. I mean, Homelander is canonically an actor. He's very good at acting. Do you think he was portraying his most genuine self when he lied his ass off about the plane crash? No! He was acting.

"There is Antony Starr, the real life actor who plays Homelander, the fictional character who plays The Homelander, the fictional character's fictional all-American heroic persona which he (Homelander) displays not just on camera but when out in public.'

"His annual birthday save is not Homelander, himself, going out to rescue someone. It is Homelander playing the part of The Homelander going out to save someone as a publicity stunt."

[chainsawworld]

I finally looked up what the actual damage bonus of fury cutter and metronome is and this is. Stupid. Together they're an additional 220% damage. Fury cutter only doubles twice maxing out at 160 damage (it's base is 40) but the metronome keeps adding 20% until the 5th round.

Round 5 you are working with an additional 500% damage. Good lord

[thecreaturecalledriza]

Chapter 2 of I’d Let You, at a whopping 11,000 words. Enjoy!

Now please excuse me while I go faceplant into bed.

[bijoumikhawal]

@johannestevans

Dungeon Meshi - Kabru the Charmer

Mickbell had a point

[iamnmbr3]

Harry most times that he sees a Veela: lol why is everyone acting so weird?

Harry when he sees Cedric: Omg he's so handsome and good looking and attractive.

Harry when he sees young Sirius: How is he this fit without even trying?

Harry when he sees Tom Riddle: Damn. Credit where credit it due. An 11 has entered the room.

Harry when he sees Draco: That soft, gleaming, sleek blond hair tho. Those glittering, pale grey eyes tho. I hate him. But like. I can see.

JK Rowling: I have written a heterosexual protagonist.

Me: Have you tho?

[iliothermia]

Drawing my insecurities on beautiful men I want to be more like / representation I needed as a feminine but not twinkish man over the years has helped me feel much happier and more secure with myself, wanted to share. Highly recommend that process of self love, or at least self-appreciation ?

[hoagiesnadwich]

an honest conversation

wahoo part 5! i was so excited to post this the entire time i was making it, i think its so funny

part 4 <- part 5 -> part 6

extra:

[ryuki-draws]

When I saw the coffin-shaped shell unit on Calibarn's head, I knew what I had to do. Utena inspired prints I had at TFNation 2024!

[emotionaldisaster909]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

OFFICIAL BABY HONG HONG-ER DESIGN?????

AND SOLDIER HONG HONG-ER!!! MY CHILD!!!!!

LOOK AT HIM!!!!!

sourse - градоначальник хуа

[raepliica]

Heartbeat

[image description: A grayscale Trigun comic featuring Vash and Wolfwood.

Against a black background, child Vash floats in Ship 5, curled up and with his thumb pressed to his mouth. Heartbeat noises sound around him, and he looks at peace. The background shifts to white and shows adult Vash, sitting shirtless with his knees pulled up to his chest. The heartbeat sound continues only to be interrupted by knocking. Wolfwood, from outside the bathroom, asks, "Hey blondie! You fell asleep in there?"

The scene expands to reveal Vash sitting curled up in the bathtub, shower spraying on the back of his head. His clothes are left aimlessly on the bathroom counter and floor. From outside the bathroom, Wolfwood, shrugging of his jacket, continues, "… The sand steamer leaves at dawn tomorrow so don't take all night. I'm not waking you up gently if you're late." Vash's eyes continue to look downward, glazed and unfocused. Step sound effects and a yawn sound from outside the bathroom before Wolfwood says, "'m going to bed…". In the tub, Vash sits curled up against a dark background, before eventually lifting his head and unfurling himself as the background grows lighter.

He twists around to turn off the shower and then looks at the floor, going, "Ah." He sits, thinking, before calling out "Wolfwood?". A sleepy Wolfwood replies, "…yeah?" from offscreen. "I forgot my towel!" Vash exclaims. "Ugh, look under your change of clothes… Knew you'd forget so I left it there…" a grouchy Wolfwood replies. "Gee, thanks!" Vash replies, a cartoony doodle of him saying "so reliable!".

Vash, shirtless but with sleep pants on, opens the door, towel draped over his head, to see Wolfwood, reclining on the bed. Wolfwood's smoking and holding his rosary, lit by the light from the bathroom. Vash climbs into bed next to him, towel still around his shoulders, and rests his head on Wolfwood's chest. His eyes close and then open to see Wolfwood watching him. Vash exclaims, "Oh! It's speeding up!, and Wolfwood bonks him on the head before saying, "Get on here since ya wanna be so up close 'n personal!". The two tussle briefly and Vash laughs before Wolfwood tucks the blanket around them. Wolfwood continues to smoke as Vash curls up against his chest and listens to his heartbeat, the background turning black once again as he smiles, content. /end id]

[babyrascalx]

need a mommy or daddy to make me worse <3

[striveattemptfail]

this wade

with this logan

i have been going insane thinking about these two giving these exact hearteyes at each other

[vanmec]

Secondo and his dogs

[My Socials] | [Prints]

[sillyzlaurr]

Walking🕶️

[shalom-iamcominghome]

If anyone is interested, please feel free to light a digital candle through Illuminate. I got a name a few years back, and it's a name I won't forget. May every name we have found be a blessing. May their names never be forgotten. May we never forget.

Never again means now.

[iamnmbr3]

Voldemort: So you had Harry Potter captured and completely at your mercy on the Hogwarts Express and you let him go?

Draco: Oops? I did break his nose first.

*

Voldemort: So you had Harry Potter captured and completely at your mercy on the floor of your living room and you let him go??

Draco: I didn't realize it was him? I thought it was a different dark haired, green eyed wizard with a lightning bolt scar on his forehead.

*

Lucius during the Battle of Hogwarts: Where's my son?

Voldemort: Perhaps he has befriended Harry Potter.

Lucius: How could you say that?

Voldemort: ....

Voldemort: Have you met your son?