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themildestofwriters · 1 year ago

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Me: "Homelander is an actor."

Some bozo: "Ugh??? Are you stupid??? Homelander's a fictional character played by Antony Starr!!! Is this a joke???"

Me, staring at Homelander's page on The Boys fandom wiki:

Me: "No. I mean, Homelander is canonically an actor. He's very good at acting. Do you think he was portraying his most genuine self when he lied his ass off about the plane crash? No! He was acting.

"There is Antony Starr, the real life actor who plays Homelander, the fictional character who plays The Homelander, the fictional character's fictional all-American heroic persona which he (Homelander) displays not just on camera but when out in public.'

"His annual birthday save is not Homelander, himself, going out to rescue someone. It is Homelander playing the part of The Homelander going out to save someone as a publicity stunt."

#the boys #sorry #i just got a comment from someone #who was treating me like an idiot #because i described homelander as an actor #and even after i explained that i wasn't making a joke #and that i was just genuinely stating that homelander is an actor #they continued to act like i was making some joke #or that i was just plain stupid #and it's like #my g-d #the reading comprehension #fucking hells

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chainsawworld · 1 year ago

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I finally looked up what the actual damage bonus of fury cutter and metronome is and this is. Stupid. Together they're an additional 220% damage. Fury cutter only doubles twice maxing out at 160 damage (it's base is 40) but the metronome keeps adding 20% until the 5th round.

Round 5 you are working with an additional 500% damage. Good lord

#gamer txt.#fury cutter goes from 40 to 200 #not including stab #my g-d #stabs like 10% right?#whats 44 times 5? 220?#and thsts still not including the attack stat #this is just what im doing to people eith my ninjask. like casually. my g-d

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thecreaturecalledriza · 2 years ago

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Chapter 2 of I’d Let You, at a whopping 11,000 words. Enjoy!

Now please excuse me while I go faceplant into bed.

#bellhands #izzy hands #sam bellamy #black sam bellamy #soft bellhands #a/b/o #my g-d #i actually finished something #and it's massive

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bijoumikhawal · 7 months ago

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@johannestevans

Dungeon Meshi - Kabru the Charmer

Mickbell had a point

#My g-d #Maybe he /is/ part succubus /j

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iamnmbr3 · 6 months ago

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Harry most times that he sees a Veela: lol why is everyone acting so weird?

Harry when he sees Cedric: Omg he's so handsome and good looking and attractive.

Harry when he sees young Sirius: How is he this fit without even trying?

Harry when he sees Tom Riddle: Damn. Credit where credit it due. An 11 has entered the room.

Harry when he sees Draco: That soft, gleaming, sleek blond hair tho. Those glittering, pale grey eyes tho. I hate him. But like. I can see.

JK Rowling: I have written a heterosexual protagonist.

Me: Have you tho?

#like for real. she messed up so bad lol #Harry Potter #hpdm #drarry #h/d #guess you could read this as #tomarry #if you wanted #soulseeker #tomarrymort #my post #Harry Poter g #drarry g

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iliothermia · 2 months ago

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Drawing my insecurities on beautiful men I want to be more like / representation I needed as a feminine but not twinkish man over the years has helped me feel much happier and more secure with myself, wanted to share. Highly recommend that process of self love, or at least self-appreciation ?

#semi-annual reminder that im not a twink sorry T_T #no one body i draw fits me entirely. but you can see parts of me #i guess. that i want to be there #didnt want to post too many examples but. if hes bigger he likely has something of me added on him jhdfghj #like my back fat especially. nowadays i look forward to adding that roll where the back bends #Thank g-d I got over my nose and hair issues #parental bullying is a monster #create what you need homies i swear by it

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hoagiesnadwich · 9 months ago

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an honest conversation

wahoo part 5! i was so excited to post this the entire time i was making it, i think its so funny

part 4 <- part 5 -> part 6

extra:

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ryuki-draws · 3 months ago

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When I saw the coffin-shaped shell unit on Calibarn's head, I knew what I had to do. Utena inspired prints I had at TFNation 2024!

#the witch from mercury #g witch #gundam #gundam aerial #gundam calibarn #ericht samaya #suletta mercury #revolutionary girl utena #rgu #these gundams are our coffins #my heart craves Sophie Norea and El4n ones too but alas #it's too many gundams to draw :'D #maybe some day

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emotionaldisaster909 · 1 year ago

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

OFFICIAL BABY HONG HONG-ER DESIGN?????

AND SOLDIER HONG HONG-ER!!! MY CHILD!!!!!

LOOK AT HIM!!!!!

sourse - градоначальник хуа

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raepliica · 1 year ago

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Heartbeat

[image description: A grayscale Trigun comic featuring Vash and Wolfwood.

Against a black background, child Vash floats in Ship 5, curled up and with his thumb pressed to his mouth. Heartbeat noises sound around him, and he looks at peace. The background shifts to white and shows adult Vash, sitting shirtless with his knees pulled up to his chest. The heartbeat sound continues only to be interrupted by knocking. Wolfwood, from outside the bathroom, asks, "Hey blondie! You fell asleep in there?"

The scene expands to reveal Vash sitting curled up in the bathtub, shower spraying on the back of his head. His clothes are left aimlessly on the bathroom counter and floor. From outside the bathroom, Wolfwood, shrugging of his jacket, continues, "… The sand steamer leaves at dawn tomorrow so don't take all night. I'm not waking you up gently if you're late." Vash's eyes continue to look downward, glazed and unfocused. Step sound effects and a yawn sound from outside the bathroom before Wolfwood says, "'m going to bed…". In the tub, Vash sits curled up against a dark background, before eventually lifting his head and unfurling himself as the background grows lighter.

He twists around to turn off the shower and then looks at the floor, going, "Ah." He sits, thinking, before calling out "Wolfwood?". A sleepy Wolfwood replies, "…yeah?" from offscreen. "I forgot my towel!" Vash exclaims. "Ugh, look under your change of clothes… Knew you'd forget so I left it there…" a grouchy Wolfwood replies. "Gee, thanks!" Vash replies, a cartoony doodle of him saying "so reliable!".

Vash, shirtless but with sleep pants on, opens the door, towel draped over his head, to see Wolfwood, reclining on the bed. Wolfwood's smoking and holding his rosary, lit by the light from the bathroom. Vash climbs into bed next to him, towel still around his shoulders, and rests his head on Wolfwood's chest. His eyes close and then open to see Wolfwood watching him. Vash exclaims, "Oh! It's speeding up!, and Wolfwood bonks him on the head before saying, "Get on here since ya wanna be so up close 'n personal!". The two tussle briefly and Vash laughs before Wolfwood tucks the blanket around them. Wolfwood continues to smoke as Vash curls up against his chest and listens to his heartbeat, the background turning black once again as he smiles, content. /end id]

#trigun #trimax #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #vash centric #my art #image described #vash finding comfort in regular and rythmic sounds #vash missing the quietness of the zero-g room and never being able to truly find that same safe space again #at it again with the heart-themed vash comics #its gonna happen again #from the manga we already know vash's little habit of curling in on himself #so i thought i'd give my own little idea to that concept #also sleepy woowoo with his rosary🫶🫶#<- very important to me #i think he'd use it out of habit to occupy his mind rather than for any religious reasons #thank you sm gnomebud for the ID!!#raepliica_art

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striveattemptfail · 2 months ago

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this wade

with this logan

i have been going insane thinking about these two giving these exact hearteyes at each other

#.that's it that's the post i can't think of anything else bc i am literally swooning as i type this good lord #deadpool #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool & wolverine #dp&w #wolverine #wade wilson #logan howlett #poolverine #deadclaws #peanutbub #wolverpool #jercy speaks #.anyway clearly i'm not liveblogging tonight have a good 4am lmao #.i feel kinda bad for sidelining the female love interests for my old man yaoi agenda but oh my god. jeezos cryste. flippin hell.#.LOOK AT THEIR GD FACES!!!! G O D

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vanmec · 3 months ago

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Secondo and his dogs

[My Socials] | [Prints]

#d o g e #fun fact they're both rescues cause he would never have their ears docked #also he calls them his little principe and principessa #idk why dobermans just seem to fit him #my art #the band ghost #ghost band #ghost #ghost fanart #ghost bc #papa emeritus fanart #secondo emeritus #papa emeritus ii

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sillyzlaurr · 2 months ago

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Walking🕶️

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shalom-iamcominghome · 7 months ago

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If anyone is interested, please feel free to light a digital candle through Illuminate. I got a name a few years back, and it's a name I won't forget. May every name we have found be a blessing. May their names never be forgotten. May we never forget.

Never again means now.

#jumblr #yom hashoah #shoah tw #this is a very small thing but i think it's a good digital project in the sense that it connects you with a name - a person #and gives you information - however scant - that is connected with them #i know many people have probably shared this but i still wanted to share #never again #i don't think i can attend the irl yom hashoah event near me tomorrow and it's kind of gutting me a little #but the person whose name i lit a digital candle for had... such little information we know. it aches my heart #i hope we continually find names and information about the people we gave found already. may we never ever forget them all #it causes so much anguish that there are names and people we may never know about #or information about people we will never know. i know g-d has not forgotten them i just... i wish we could know too

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iamnmbr3 · 6 months ago

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Voldemort: So you had Harry Potter captured and completely at your mercy on the Hogwarts Express and you let him go?

Draco: Oops? I did break his nose first.

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Voldemort: So you had Harry Potter captured and completely at your mercy on the floor of your living room and you let him go??

Draco: I didn't realize it was him? I thought it was a different dark haired, green eyed wizard with a lightning bolt scar on his forehead.

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Lucius during the Battle of Hogwarts: Where's my son?