#my friend sent me this text post

[silent-shanin]

They deserve some relaxation

[raelle-writing]

Dead Friends Forever as text posts (episodes 1-4)

Bonus:

[glouris]

“they are very annoying and irritating” are you familiar with the concept of fun and being entertained by drama

[eaglelarusso]

i give up on looking at ck theories for part 2, like kenny ain’t joining cobra kai again wdym?? he’s back in LA making out with anthony, that’s my theory 😌😌

[theokusgallery]

Almost forgot about that one

[milniar-problemsolved]

so anyways I was bored and thinking about epic the musical, as you do, specifically where I have heard the name tiresias before. And I finally figured out (which a lot of people probably already have but whatever) that the Tiresias they meet in the underworld is the SAME GUY as the Tiresias in Oedipus (I have spelt that name like four different ways in two minutes while excitedly texting this to my friend)

Which leads me to these conclusions:

one. Oidipus (i don't care) is chronologically before the odyssey and probably Troy Story too.

two. Homer was probably just lazy and didn't wanna come up with his own OC prophet so he just grabbed another guy. Like. "Guys dead anyways I don't have to give credit or anything plus going to the underworld will make a more interesting adventure"

or. One might say. A more EPIC adventure (I am forcefully removed from the stage)

[bright-and-burning]

this is i think the most i've ever cared about a sport without being involved in it myself. like i got emotional frequently about cross country and track but that was so different like those were my best friends, my roommates, people i photographed the highs and lows of, people i held my breath waiting for times to come in when i couldn't make it physically to a meet, etc. like i knew them, they knew me, i will be part of their weddings kind of thing. so it's very weird to have cried over f1 being so much further removed than i am used to being to a sport i care about this much lol.

anyways the upside here is thank fucking GOD i don't have to send any of these drivers consolation texts; that was the worst part of races in college

[daily-whistlepaw]

You must be so freaking pumped rn. The writers are considering making Whistlepaw a POV!!!

I am away from Tumblr for ONE NIGHT, one night where I'm going to a play with some friends and they post it THEN.

My god this is terrible for my heart, they are going to kill me eventually with this. Yes I Am Hyped.

Also, @vulturequills' drawing of my design of Whis is in this article. They Know About Me Lol.

[oh-cramity-its-amity]

trust the process

trust the process

trust the process

trust the process

trust the pro- WHY IS WRITING SO HARD. THIS IS SO BAD!!

*proceeds to backspace half of the document*

[knittedslug]

im doomed by the narrative (im tall)

[writtenroses1813]

I think the biggest red flag I’ve ever overlooked in a friendship was when she sent me a detailed description of how she would get away with my murder and lie to my family at my funeral

[mcheung]

need a song for what i’m feeling rn bc what on earth is happening 😭

[notanotherinfjblog]

Texting habits per judging function

No one asked, but here are some observations I've made in my personal life.

*Note that this probably differs by age, gender, and culture (for instance, I have been told by several Americans that I use an insane amount of emojis, whereas it's not considered weird at all here in Germany).

FJ:

Generally very good at texting, will respond to absolutely every point you make. If you send them a long voice message, they can be found taking notes while listening so that they will not forget to answer any point you made.

Have a very hard time leaving someone on read and if they do, either something happened and they forgot, or they simply don't like you very much. If they open the message, they answer. If they don't have time to answer you right now, they simply will not open the message yet.

If the text conversation is done (i.e. you wrote something like "bye, see you tomorrow!" that does not require another response), they will still at the very least send you an emoji back for no reason other than letting you know that "Yes! I read your message! I'm not ignoring you! I love you!" (Literally every FJ I have ever known does this. Every single one, including myself.)

They will adapt to your style of texting. If you are the kind of person that likes to send a bunch of heart emojis to friends and the FJ friend is not, they will still pepper in a heart here and there. If you generally don't use emojis, they will use them only occasionally. If you reply in wallpaper long messages, so will they. If you break up your messages into several texts one after the other, so will they.

FPs:

Also generally quite good at texting and can actually appear a lot warmer in writing than in person (there have been several instances where I received really lovely messages from FPs who I used to think hated my guts whenever we met in person).

Prepare for emojis. Seriously.

You can have infinitely long text conversations with them. If you are willing to commit, the conversation between the two of you will never end. With NFPs, the conversations usually end up spiralling into nonsense scenarios, while SFPs keep telling you about their day and keep answering you about your day every day.

TPs:

(my texting experience with TPs is unfortunately very limited, so feel free to fill in my blanks)

Fe is very noticeable in the extroverts, i.e. they tend to go the FJ route described above, but in a more nonchalant and more relaxed way. Like with FJs, the focus of the conversation is on you and their dynamic with you.

The introverts (i.e. my dad, i.e. my only point of reference) are bad at texting and prefer to call, so almost all text conversations go something like this: TP: "Hi, I tried to call you, but you didn't pick up. I hope everything is alright with you?" You: "Yes, sorry. Everything's good here, how about you, everything okay?" --- end of conversation ---

TJs:

Generally bad at texting. Also don't really like it and see no point in it, so they usually prefer calling or talking in person.

Will appear colder in writing than in person, especially the STJs. Their answers will be straight to the point. No beating around the bush and no needless extension of a conversation in form of jokes/questions/anecdotes for a bonding experience. If they want to tell you something, they will tell you in person.

Have absolutely zero problem leaving people on read and usually don't mean anything by it.

STJs rarely use emojis, NTJs do but not excessively

If their answer requires them to type anything more than two sentences, they will send you a voice message instead. (Literally every single TJ I know does this, except my INTJ brother who is a complete maniac and calls instead.)

[starlightlightning]

oh i am so autism tonight folks

[an-theduckin]

Wait shit people might actually care about me

[trans-xianxian]

everybody wish me luck on my drivers test today 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫