#my favorite disaster

[2aceofspades]

🖤 Happy Birthday EMD!! 🖤

Gah! I had so so SO much fun drawing the EMD boys again <3 <3

Y'all please go check out @evenmoreofadisaster 's 2 Year Dtiys here! -> ✨OG dtiys✨!!!

(:

[dragonologist-phd]

Please tell me how Cleo is problematic 👀

answering @daisymeade too! thank you both!

why is Cleo problematic:

oh god how much time do you have

first of all there's the whole demon thing, we all know about that

likes to start fights for fun

terrible taste in drinks, she'll drink literally anything with alcohol in it

really needs to call her mom more often

scars up irabeth before the drezen invasion, in a scene that was painful for me to play through

around that time starts getting a lot of angry destructive intrusive thoughts but doesn't mention them to anyone because it's probably fine right

ignores multiple people telling her no something like that would not be fine it would be bad actually

isn't interested in the details of ruling beyond running the military, so just kind of lets the other councils run wild and do whatever

(and she couldn't figure out why her mother didn't want her leading their tribe)

considered sleeping with Yozz because she was bored

had such a messy situationship with Galfrey that they had the world's worst breakup when they weren't even dating

said breakup may have involved both verbally and literally attacking each other

needed a rebound so she had a drunk almost-hook-up with Wenduag

killed people for Yozz no questions asked then was surprised when that was a bad idea

made Arueshalae sad

made Woljif sad

deliberately pissed off Iomedae even when she knew she needed her help

was so demonic in the Abyss that she basically broke the Hand and he couldn't be brought back even when she found his heart

spent her whole life not doing druid stuff because the studying required was boring, then got druid powers all at once by going Legend

she's so divisive that she got called "a pathetic worm" in the comments of her own fic

when she does eventually get back on better terms with her family, she babysits her cousin's kids and lets them eat waaay too much sugar

she's a mess and i love her <3

Ask me about one of my OCs and I’ll list out why they’re problematic.

[snugglecat453]

Offering hugs in exchange for a helpful hand is always a good way to secretly show you want affection! He got it from his dad, ok? The thing Leo helped him with was something that happened 2 weeks ago and he was saving it for THIS MOMENT‼️‼️

[inkskinned]

the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.

capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.

now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.

and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.

and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.

and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".

it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"

[chiscribbs]

Disaster Twins Karaoke Battle (alt title: Getting Hyped for the Next Lair Games)

These sketches are old, but I couldn't let National TMNT Day pass without showing my appreciation in some way. I drew these some months ago, while listening to the song Stalemate from the Death Note musical yes, that's a thing, go check it out on loop, and forgot to post them. The song is a bop and I could so easily see the twins loving it, and loving to perform it even more. Massive theatre nerds, the both of them, no one can convince me otherwise.

(In my mind, Leo is singing Jeremy's part and Donnie is singing Jarrod's, but it's interchangeable.)

[chxrrylungs]

they're the same ship in a different font and by font i mean treatment of their yellow omnipotent boyfriends

[beguilingcorpse]

underrated hilarious part of the locked tomb is when john told his lyctors that he wasn't allowed to die bc then the whole universe would collapse. so he locked himself in his room and no one murdered him for 10,000 years. and then eventually they DID decide to murder him even though they thought literally everything would die and jod had to be like "hm. ok. so. that was a lie"

[nimuetheseawitch]

The Day After Tomorrow (2004)

The wave hits the library

[tolkienillustrations]

“It [The Lord of the Rings] is finished, if still partly unrevised, and is, I suppose, in a condition which a reader could read, if he did not wilt at the sight of it…now I look at it, the magnitude of the disaster is apparent to me. My work has escaped from my control, and I have produced a monster: an immensely long, complex, rather bitter, and very terrifying romance, quite unfit for children (if fit for anybody); and it is not really a sequel to The Hobbit, but to The Silmarillion.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien to Sir Stanley Unwin, 24 February 1950

[gunsatthaphan]

13/10/1998 - happy birthday to actor, legend, bestie, crush and personal heart killer khaotung thanawat 🫶🏻✨💓🫳🏻🐈🧎🏼‍♀️😌💝

[give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back]

Dean fighting his inner demons (they are perfectly visible from the outside)

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

The Rookie 4x22 | 9-1-1 7x5

[puppetmaster13u]

Another Prompt in Memes?! Yes.

[inafieldofdaisies]

Twisters (2024) | Cinematography appreciation

[starry-bi-sky]

*points at bruce and danny in 'late at night when the nightingale sings'* THESE TWO MFERS MEAN SO MUCH TO MEEEE

no thoughts head empty just these two socially inept fools finding family in one another. like yes you go you funky little death omens stole that one from a comment on the fic, so if you see this you know who you are, discover that family isn't only tied in blood.

bUT onto less mushy stuff: these two being shenaniganizers; tomfools. Bruce realized that Danny didn't actually know he was Bruce Wayne and instead of going "oh actually im bruce wayne" he went; "hrm... how long can i keep this going until he realizes...."

like. i think they deserve to be the sillies. just utter goobers the both of them. like, danny makes the wittiest side comments, dry quips, under his breath towards Bruce while they're out in public (Danny covering his face with a face mask) and Bruce is trying not to laugh. Meanwhile if Bruce makes one sly comment about someone to Danny, Danny's gonna collapse with laughter.

Bruce plays straightman in most of their bits, he has the best fucking poker face. But also I firmly believe he does actually enjoy Danny's puns. Look me in the eyes- look me in the eyes. Try and tell me that a man that willingly agrees to call a car "the batmobile" even after his eight year old ward grows up (thus negating the need to go along with his antics) doesn't enjoy a good, well-placed pun. Look me in the eyes and try to tell me that. That's right you can't.

He's gonna spit out a well-placed pun in the driest, most boring Batman Voice Ever one day while he's getting ready for patrol, and Danny's gonna fucking die of laughter. He's gonna lose his mind. Bruce is going to have a half-dead sickly teenager laughing his lungs out in the chair. That's a new core memory right there, every time Danny thinks about that he's gonna start giggling.

just!!! these two making each other laugh! That's so important to me. So so much. I nEED Danny to get Bruce to smile and laugh and I need Bruce to make Danny do the same. Danny's all snark and sass and Bruce is all deadpan and dry quips. Do you all see my vision.

[grey-viridian]

Vent art