#my eggs

[internaleggplant]

Pixel art of Adam, its kinda bad, but it looked good enough to post

[eggreviewer]

Egg sandwich I made recently. I learned recently that you need to have a lot of eggs for breakfast to get the amount of protein you need (if you're just eating eggs) so I have been trying to make my sandwiches with two eggs instead of one as I usually do. This is saddening because the single egg tends to form the perfect shape for both english muffins and regular bread slices, but I strive to fuel myself properly and am willing to sacrifice that to do so. I am aware that there are circular egg molds on the market but I believe them to take up too much space in a drawer for my liking. Well anyway I made this egg sandwich with garlic powder and Trader Joes Citrusy Garlic Seasoning and also some butter. And here is my rating.

Egg sandwich

Type of egg: Brown

Cooking method: Pan

Bread type: Multigrain English Muffin

Rating: 3/5, it was an average sandwich

[got-peaches]

photo from the meet & greet with SAUL

[ohhhmio]

my brother believes that if ever the egg bois do get to heaven, they'll be chicks now cause they've leveled up.

[internaleggplant]

BREAKING NEWS: Depression Eating, a good thing? As opposed to depression starving, depression eating is good?

Diet companies won’t tell you this but starving yourself is a lot worse for your health than overeating

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[clonerightsagenda]

I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.

[lemongogo]

mimics

[polymoth]

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

[big-armed-mar]

If something like this doesn’t happen in regards to the egg bois I’m not gonna be happy

Edit: changed the watermark

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

If this reaches 1 note, I will draw a frog.

If this reaches 10 notes, I will draw a bigger frog.

You can figure out the math from there

[internaleggplant]

[eggreviewer]

This is an omlette I cooked this morning. I don't actually know how to make those fancy rolled omelettes and I also don't really like gooey eggs so they didn't turn out perfectly. Anyway I made it from a recipe that was from The Bear so I used fancy cheese and sour cream and onion chips. Didn't use chives though because I don't have those.

Materials used: Brown eggs and the other stuff I already said

I'm going to rate it a 4/5 because it was good.

[supd00dle]

First I wanted to draw Maria’s new model but then—

ARK SIBLINGS AND EGG SIBLINGS

[beaks-wacky-world]

None stick pan? No. Everything stick pan with the way everything wants to stick to it.

[notherpuppet]

Good morning 🍎📻