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Pixel art of Adam, its kinda bad, but it looked good enough to post
#adam hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin adam#fanart#i dont even fucking know#sorry theres no writing as of recent#pixel art#im bored#My Eggs
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Egg sandwich I made recently. I learned recently that you need to have a lot of eggs for breakfast to get the amount of protein you need (if you're just eating eggs) so I have been trying to make my sandwiches with two eggs instead of one as I usually do. This is saddening because the single egg tends to form the perfect shape for both english muffins and regular bread slices, but I strive to fuel myself properly and am willing to sacrifice that to do so. I am aware that there are circular egg molds on the market but I believe them to take up too much space in a drawer for my liking. Well anyway I made this egg sandwich with garlic powder and Trader Joes Citrusy Garlic Seasoning and also some butter. And here is my rating.
Egg sandwich
Type of egg: Brown
Cooking method: Pan
Bread type: Multigrain English Muffin
Rating: 3/5, it was an average sandwich
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photo from the meet & greet with SAUL
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my brother believes that if ever the egg bois do get to heaven, they'll be chicks now cause they've leveled up.
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BREAKING NEWS: Depression Eating, a good thing? As opposed to depression starving, depression eating is good?
Diet companies won’t tell you this but starving yourself is a lot worse for your health than overeating
#this is a half joke#if you HAVE to choose between the two#then choose depression eating#depression#eating disorder#My Eggs
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I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.
#or maybe he was the babysitter. idk#crack open a pompeii cast like a kinder egg and there's teeth in there#now personally if people wanted to put my bones on display I'd be cool with it#maybe I'll decide to donate myself to science idk. I don't want to be used to practice face lifts though...#writing in my will 'if someone wants to have my skull on their bookshelf that's fine. put a candle inside it'#why this
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
#i feel a kinship with that snake#would that i could be a simple tube#and eat my fill of eggs#but being a person is rather nice too#my wife is a saint#and i promise that most of the time she is the goblin and i am the Serious Guy#but i had a little pique of insanity and you know what it was my junior year of college#and i deserved to just go a little insane#you spent 65 hours a week being Rational and then you go home and eat like twenty raw eggs
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mimics
#chilchuck#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#my art#i thought ab coloring it but idk if im up 4 the challenge AHAHA#AND TREASURE BUGSSS#iactually really love the .idk what u would call it. in universe ecology HELPP idk laios facts ab#the bugs laying eggs in the mimics.devouring that thing..and now u have treasure bug chests <3 SOO COOL#and doesnt chilchuck think they r cute or smt :sob:
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The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk
#pb&jae#i love you fried egg runny yolk with cheddar and sriracha mayo sandwich....#i don't love you egg yolk dripping all over my hands and face and plate
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If this reaches 1 note, I will draw a frog.
If this reaches 10 notes, I will draw a bigger frog.
You can figure out the math from there
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First I wanted to draw Maria’s new model but then—
ARK SIBLINGS AND EGG SIBLINGS
#my art#sonic#art#I rushed this as you can tell#sth#sonic the hedgehog#maria robotnik#shadow the ultimate lifeform#shadow the hedgehog#sage the ai#sage robotnik#Metal sonic#fanart#ark siblings#egg siblings
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#hazbin hotel fanart#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin fandom#hazbin hotel vox#vox and alastor#pixel art#silly goofy guys#i dont even fucking know#My Eggs
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This is an omlette I cooked this morning. I don't actually know how to make those fancy rolled omelettes and I also don't really like gooey eggs so they didn't turn out perfectly. Anyway I made it from a recipe that was from The Bear so I used fancy cheese and sour cream and onion chips. Didn't use chives though because I don't have those.
Materials used: Brown eggs and the other stuff I already said
I'm going to rate it a 4/5 because it was good.
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You get a pet tentacle as a "gag gift" for your birthday. You have no idea why your friends thought the little mass with a tentacle would make you laugh, but it didn't. Of course though, you don't want to be mean to it, so you take it home, trying to make it comfortable. You don't understand that by taking it home, now it thinks you've chosen it as your mate.
Once you're asleep, it expands, filling your bedroom with all of its tentacles. The first one to reach you has a plant like appendage, which spritzes you with an aphrodisiac that will also help you properly incubate its eggs. You groan, wiping the droplets from your face. There's already a hot pulsing between your legs. Without thinking much about it, still being half asleep, you kick off your blanket, eager fingers rolling your clit and stuffing into your hole.
Your tentacle pet stops to watch you, excitement building within it. Its mate is putting on a show for it! You must really want it! After a few moments, it can't stand it anymore. Two more tentacles reach for you, attaching to your nipples. That's when you start to realize what's going on, but you're so desperate now for release and to be stuffed you're almost crying.
Its suckers suck and pull on your nipples, making you moan and whimper. More tentacles wrap around your arms, pulling your hands away from your dripping hole. You let out a tiny whine of protest. The tentacles spread your cunt wide, looking at you clench around nothing, your wetness soaking your bed. Its breeding tentacles pulsing already.
You start to whine and beg for it to fuck you, wiggling your hips as more tentacles restrain you, making sure you're secure. Finally, one starts sucking on your clit, making you cum almost instantly. Despite your finish, your cunt is still eager to be stuffed and filled.
"Please, please," you beg it, lifting your hips up slightly.
Your pet is more than happy to comply, stuffing a thick tentacle into your eager hole. A moan escapes from your lips, your eyes half lidded from pleasure. It thrusts in and out of you, slowly depositing eggs directly into your womb. It doesn't even matter to you as you feel the weight in your body. You just need the tentacles to keep pleasuring and fucking you.
#writers on tumblr#writing#author#fantasy romance#monster lover#monster romance#monster fucker#fantasy smut#monster fuqqer#smut#monster fucking#monster lust#monsterfucking cw#monsterfucker#monsterfucking nsft#tw monsterfucking#monster fudger#tentacle smut#tentacle nsft#br33d1ng#breeding k1nk#egg kink#monster smut#my writing#creative writing#writers#my work
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None stick pan? No. Everything stick pan with the way everything wants to stick to it.
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Good morning 🍎📻
#it’s radioapple week on twitter#idk how many I’ll be able to do#but I got a few in mind for some of the days!#hazbin hotel#radioapple#hazbin hotel fanart#my doods#liked by creator#alastor#lucifer hazbin#Lucifer Morningstar#lucifer gets sick of seeing alastor's gross breakfast#he makes him a meal#smiley face eggs and bacon#alastor *offended* prepares a gourmet breakfast out of spite#this has an unforeseen effect of awakening alastor's love for cooking#they begin to cook in the kitchen together#radioapple week
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