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#you do know that macs have these functions also you just use a slightly different button right#anyway it's too hard to choose but cmnd + z is one of my favorites
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love the way we finish each others' sentences. it's like we're soulmates or the beastie boys
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[ID: a drawing of an anthropomorphic garlic and ginger sitting together and holding each other lovingly.]
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the boys and I all line up for the new robin wall kimmerer book like ants and one by one we all say Thank you dr kimmerer for your service
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Have you ever wanted to kill yourself in a trader joes
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rosencrantz is dead, guildenstern is dead, and me I feel also not so good
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Mercy and Cristabel commission for @shifuaang and @thelockedtombcfp
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holy shit
i knew teslas were bad but "literally twice as deadly as the average vehicle" is something else
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Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons
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a couple apples, one apple product, and three persimmons (unrelated to the apples)
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I literally love being a mammal sooooo much like im soft and warm and get to love other soft warm and nice smelling creature. In the winter I like to get wrapped up so as to stay warm and dry. Its just my #MammalWay. I eat fruits which are sweet as well and I can use germs to make breads cheese and wine. I cant wait to retire to my burrow tonight. And when you touch gently my mammal body it feels good.....omggggg
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this is your thanksgiving reminder that the chinook tribe is still fighting for federal recognition, which means they are unable to access programs and resources. please take some time today to sign their petition and donate if you’re able to. and if you live in washington or oregon please write to your elected officials.
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