Jae, 20s, Oregon Nb lesbian they/hepb&jae is my personal tag, minioncore is my tag for my cat, Minion
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We gotta do something about the way dog owners behave. No other pet owner is just bringin the pet wherever the fuck they go all the time but for some reason with dog owners they think its fine if they bring their dog to the gym and taco bell and whatever. And you invite a dog owner to your house where youve got your own pets youve got your dog and your cats and whatever it is you have and this dog owner shows up at your door like "oh i brought my dog i hope thats okay hes so sweet youll love him" and it is always the most untrained poorly behaved agressive animal that has ever lived. And we all have to pretend like its acceptable behaviour well im sick of it
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me when the chronic pain is chronic and painful:
#me and my stupid calf muscles or tendons or whatever#but! i went to the doctor today about it and got referrals to hopefully find out wtf the problem is
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Somebody has certainly already made this post but this is all I could fucking think about it was killing me. I love her Good night
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lumpfish & leaf scorpionfish
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they should let you put footnotes on your blocklist so you remember what the final straw was
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say it with me: deserts aren't inherently bad. deserts are very important and are home to many ecosystems. you want an unhealthy, over-exploited desert to become a healthy, thriving desert. you don't want an unhealthy, over-exploited desert to become a forest. deserts and forests are distinct, separate biomes that are both indispensable. you want to see them both at their best. and a desert at its best doesn't look like a forest at its best. they're each beautiful in their own way.
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spin this wheel of fanfic tags. this will be the theme of your day tomorrow.
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girl im trying to get my penis parallel or perpendicular with yours. is this amenable to you
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Spin the wheel and let it randomly assign you a gender identity.
#need a button for 'had to google it bc i've never heard of it before'#i got uxingender which i don't totally know what makes it distinct from genderfluid?#but like. that's fine i guess. sure whatever
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