#my dogs a criminal

[gay-idiot-pyromaniac]

my dog ate my brothers ramen while he went to the bathroom and his gf who was on facetime during the crime took evidence 😭😭

[jenoutof10]

alcohol + bsd men because i remembered i have free will 🧎🎉

uncolored bcs i was originally gonna make these 3 + nikolai and sigma but got lazy 🤷 will maybe draw sigma or color in the future if i feel like it

super random post that started when i doodled dazai in my notebook while in a super boring religion class

[definetelynotavampire]

The case of the missing candy

[degenerateshinji]

did i fix it

[luthqrs]

JENNIFER JAREAU & EMILY PRENTISS in CRIMINAL MINDS 5x03 | ‘Reckoner'

+ a close up…. for science

[suja-janee]

I wonder who these two totally random people in disguise are?

[sleeplessv0id]

me when someone asks me something about the fandoms I've been heavily involved in for years.

[cornflowersandspoons]

Mushi my beloved!!!!💕

I can't believe it took me so long to draw him, despite him being my second fave after Sigma! 💕 Wanna give him the biggest hugs, my tragic babyboy. 🥺

[vaspider]

I don't know what I was expecting. I named him after a smuggler.

[taxolotl]

hm?

[shannonsketches]

Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,

Anime:

GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)

VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!

Manga:

GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.

[a-timely-problem]

Overheard at the BAU

Emily and 4 year old Henry: /both dressed in ski masks/

JJ: "...What are you doing?"

Emily, exited: "We're on a mission to steal the neighbours' dog!"

JJ: "No you aren't"

Emily, stops smiling: "They say 'be gay, do crime' but they never mean it."

[l1li4n]

i want everyone to know, i still haven't moved on.

(i was listening to this while looking at these btw. so y'all know where my mind was going)

[fondfamilies]

ok 3 more now i sleep

[cxrrodedcoffin]

this man loves an animal and i love him for it🐾🤎

mgg + dogs/animals lockscreens for anon

reblog/like is you save, likes are always appreciated but reblogs and feedback keep artists going!

[silverspleen]

STUPID SHIP MEME DRAWINGS.

I just think they should kiss maybe?

Obsessed (positive??) with the dynamic of guy who betrays his country so he can run off with the militia he's been working with because he gets a case of loyalty feelings so bad he goes and blows himself up X morally upstanding traumatic backstory woman having the worst fucking time of her life (again) who really just needs someone to be as fanatically loyal as possible to her, as a person who is really into the inherent eroticism of the hierarchical military power dynamic focus on loyalty and the use of "yes ma'am" as I love you.

Obsessed (negative) with the propaganda implications that we seem to have ignored of the fact that the three most important people in an arabic woman's life are 2 (two) white guys and her brother, who betrays her and becomes a villain in the later games, and the fucking insidious-ass narrative choice of placing one of said white guys in said militia as like, the tacit fact that this organization is ok only because the western white guys are cool with it. Stop introducing more ULF people just to kill them!!! I SEE YOU WRITERS!!! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!!!!!!

because, once again, the character dynamic? I am sick for it. He dropped a building on himself for her and then came back???? He came back???? He could have gone anywhere but he came back to her???? I'm unwell. I think I have covid. I need to go lie down.

Anyway my city now my characters now smashing them together like barbies watching that .gif of them staring at each other eighty times reading all the fanfiction goodbye

you shouldn't blow yourself up in the furnace I want to blow myself up in the furnace for you as my own personal choice and you should order me to do it because you're such a good leader what is wrong with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh *gnaws on furniture*

WE DON'T EVEN GET TO SEE HIM COME BACK TO HER. THANK YOU FIC WRITERS YOU KNOW THAT REUNION MUST BE SO ANGST THE COMPLEX DYNAMIC OF SACRIFICING YOURSELF FOR SOMEONE AND MAKING IT OUT AND BACK TO THEM AGAIN!!!!!!! THE GUILT! THE YEARNING! THE LOYALTY! I AM GOING TO EXPLODE.