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gay-idiot-pyromaniac · 1 year ago

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my dog ate my brothers ramen while he went to the bathroom and his gf who was on facetime during the crime took evidence 😭😭

#dogs #we rate dogs #ramen thief #j talks #thisbis so funny #my dogs a criminal #lmao #im literally going insane

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jenoutof10 · 6 months ago

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alcohol + bsd men because i remembered i have free will 🧎🎉

uncolored bcs i was originally gonna make these 3 + nikolai and sigma but got lazy 🤷 will maybe draw sigma or color in the future if i feel like it

super random post that started when i doodled dazai in my notebook while in a super boring religion class

#i think due to recent chapters fyodor had to be knocked down a peg #in my mind he is not only a highly dangerous criminal but a pathetic one #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chūya #fyodor dostoevsky #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #bsd fyodor #bungou stray dogs fanart #bsd fanart #dazai fanart #chuuya fanart #fyodor fanart #artists on tumblr #🍑 jen's sketches

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definetelynotavampire · 11 months ago

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The case of the missing candy

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degenerateshinji · 2 years ago

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did i fix it

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luthqrs · 7 months ago

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JENNIFER JAREAU & EMILY PRENTISS in CRIMINAL MINDS 5x03 | ‘Reckoner'

+ a close up…. for science

#jj and her big sad puppy dog eyes #why'd she have to look at her like that #criminal minds #jj jareau #jennifer jareau #emily prentiss #jemily #aj cook #paget brewster #cm #cmedit #criminal minds gif #luthqrs #luthqrscm #my gifs #crim s5 #luthqrsgifs #cm 5x03 #reckoner

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glendylucast · 1 month ago

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Sparky

Ronald Speirs, Band of Brothers

Frameless :

Thank you @kuma4077 for these pics of Speirs and his cute poodle. it invaded my mind for days

Also Matthew Settle with his squad lol

(All the lyrics on screen is self-explanatory lol) So by Ed Sheeran

#Leader. Killer. Bloody. Sparky. The Dog... yada yada... baby he is just a lil guy with sweet smile and probably war criminal records #My man just living his best life #probably a prequel before his poodle become that big lol #lipton took the photo #band of brothers #ron speirs #ronald speirs #hbo war #hbowar #easy company #band of brothers #band of brothers fanart #fanarts #digital art #hbo war fanart #artist on tumblr #digital illustration #hbowardaily #glendy lucast

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suja-janee · 1 year ago

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I wonder who these two totally random people in disguise are?

#sareena really said ‘if you don’t take me out on a date FOR ONCE I’m gonna break up with you again’#they break up twice every week and for some reason get back together EVERY TIME #that’s their relationship dynamic… they get along about as much as cats and dogs do #also they’re wanted criminals now for stealing from a 7 eleven #bi Han has no idea how normal society works and doesn’t have any money #law enforcement can’t ID them either cause ones a literal demon and the other lives in an isolated clan #bireena #mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #bi han #sub zero #sareena #bi han x sareena #sareena x bi han #doodle #my art

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sleeplessv0id · 7 months ago

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me when someone asks me something about the fandoms I've been heavily involved in for years.

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cornflowersandspoons · 3 months ago

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Mushi my beloved!!!!💕

I can't believe it took me so long to draw him, despite him being my second fave after Sigma! 💕 Wanna give him the biggest hugs, my tragic babyboy. 🥺

#bsd #bungo stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd mushitaro #mushitaro oguri #fun fact: I actually cosplayed him :3 hopfully that makes up for my criminal lack of fanart on his altar #also realised that I have some insta stuff not posted here so just dumping that

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vaspider · 9 months ago

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I don't know what I was expecting. I named him after a smuggler.

#ser davos seawoof #MY DOG THE CRIMINAL #I realized smth was up when suddenly it was TOO QUIET #and he hadn't come to wail dramatically at me that he wasn't getting attention for at least 5 minutes

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shannonsketches · 11 months ago

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Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,

Anime:

GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)

VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!

Manga:

GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.

#dbtag #I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd #Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao #they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of #Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind'#and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life'#toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned'#and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit'#girl hWHAT #Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants #to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!!#Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies #They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted #He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok #He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be #because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that #Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt #+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow #realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??'#now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader.#and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat #you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play.#You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here #And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship #and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there #you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad #anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay #And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe

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mortalscience · 18 days ago

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somebody sedate me because all through this episode of criminal minds all I could think of was how much luke and matt were giving hunting dogs. I-

#i'm not crazy right??#ok I'm probably a little crazy #these two are not allowed to have scenes together #they're just two excruciatingly hot dumb dog friends #i fucking love them sm #i loved this episode there were so many fun bits #emily trying to cook one of rossi's recipes and then her calling him for help!#a moment with emily and penelope and jj together!! i love my og girl trio #lowkey liveblogging #luke alvez #matt simmons #criminal minds #criminal minds s14e10 #my stuff

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a-timely-problem · 6 months ago

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Overheard at the BAU

Emily and 4 year old Henry: /both dressed in ski masks/

JJ: "...What are you doing?"

Emily, exited: "We're on a mission to steal the neighbours' dog!"

JJ: "No you aren't"

Emily, stops smiling: "They say 'be gay, do crime' but they never mean it."

#criminal minds #bau #incorrect quotes #paget brewster #emily prentiss #jemily #aj cook #jennifer jareau #henry lamontagne #Dogs #Stealing dogs #My grandma and her best friend once stole a dog #Back in the 50s #They were adults #She was an icon

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mindless-existence1 · 6 months ago

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