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Random Naruto Fic recs
Most of these are going to be general fic recs, ones without a ship, just focused on family/friendship and whatnot.
Also I'm obsessed with time travel, so like. There's a lot of that here.
A whole bunch of abandoned works, as well, sadly. This doesn't mean they aren't worth reading just bc they're unfinished!!! Please give 'em a chance.
Edit: some fics from here have been moved to a different list (yes I figured out how to categorize stuff just now, shut up), you can find them on my Warring States Era Naruto Fics
Here's the sitch:
A black dot • means it’s a one-shot
Brackets (…) means it's still being updated/not done/WIP – and I'm paying close attention to it
(000) -> disappeared off the internet (don't worry I have a copy shh)
(general+) -> Time travel or dimension hopping – something along those lines
100demons: "Ten Years Gone" (general+) a series, one of three Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.)
Chica Blanca: - "One Chance" (...) (general+) last update: 2020 Revenge never tasted so bitter. It never was supposed to be this useless waste of life. Now Sasuke has a chance to go back and change everything.
Frozen Shattered Roses: - “Loop” (...) (general+) last update: 2009 My name is Naruto and I'm cursed. I'm trapped in a loop of time, reliving the final fourteen years of my life for the third time. Only this time things will be different, because this time I have a plan to escape.
Phoenyxx: - “Unofficial adoption” (general) • A bed-ridden, sickly Kakashi receives a tiny unexpected visitor late at night, which causes a few interesting discoveries. Another moment to add to an alternate universe.
Jedi Honor Bound Ninja: - “To Be Cared For” (general) • Naruto doesn't often get sick, but when he does he knows his routine: hunker down and be miserable. But this time around maybe he can finally have a taste of what others normally have.
Laurelsblue: - “Summer Grass” (general) • There are many misconceptions about her. 20 Truths about Fuu, the Nanabi Jinchuuriki.
Blackkat: “Sweet baby, I need fresh blood” (general+) • Shukaku fixes the timeline. Grumpily. And with a lot of bloodshed.
Blackkat: “With friends like these” (general) • If she isn’t utterly mistaken, there's a flush rising in Orochimaru’s pale cheeks, one she only ever used to see when Jiraiya was being especially handsy during their genin days. It’s been a long time since Orochimaru got over that particular crush, and Tsunade stares at him now, at the averted eyes and rising color and aggrieved slant to his mouth, and feels glee bubbling up inside of her. “Really?” she says, delighted. “Who?”
Blackkat: “This is the passing of all shining things” (general) • There's a monster whispering in Minato's head, curled around his soul. It’s vast and hungry and full of fury, radiates it and basks in it and lets it spill over through the bars that cage it. If Minato had one ounce more energy, he would rage too, but— Anger is a luxury right now, an indulgence. He can't afford it.
Blackkat: “Switch It Up” (general) • Yamato is assigned to Team 7 as their jounin sensei. He may or may not be an evil mastermind, but it all works out for the better.
QuoteMyFoot: - “In The Name Of” (general) • Slowly, Sasuke forgets what 'living' is. (Post-massacre)
Searching.For.Enadi: “If the shoe fits“ (...) (general+) last update: 2020 Time travel. Technically, she could consider this the greatest mission she has ever undertaken, or a brilliant opportunity to finally hit the hot springs. (Or, the one where Haruno Sakura really, really needs a vacation).
Whispering Darkness: - “The life and times of Hatake Kakashi: nukenin” (...) (general+) In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. “Ok. That is definitely different.” In his head he blames Naruto – even if his number one unpredictable student had been nowhere near him on this mission. When things go this stupidly impossibly wrong it must somehow be the future Hokage’s fault. *it's marked as completed but the story's not done in my heart. so i live in delusional hope that it'll be updated one day
Narf—for-the-Garthoc: “Beautiful Day” (general) • Naruto focuses on his last day as Hokage and the people who mean so much to him.
Agent Malkere: - „What You Knead“ (...) (general) last update: 2022 It started, as most things did in Kakashi's life, with a mission gone wrong. (In which Kakashi accidentally acquires an emotionally healthy coping technique.)
Katlou303: - „Time Flies Like An Arrow“ (...) (general+) last update: 2021 Sakura traveled back in time with the intent of changing everything, but something went wrong, and now she's a four-year-old civilian having nightmares about impossible monsters and losing friends she has yet to meet.
Deletrear: - „Kick The Habit“ (...) (general+) last update: 2020 Yes, Itachi's emotional and physical well-being is his first and only priority. No, Sasuke does not have anything remotely resembling a plan to ensure this. It's fine, honestly.
Wroth_and_ruin: - „About Face“ (...) (general) last update: 2017 A little yellow-haired boy saves Sakura from the bullies. And everything changes.
Elumish: - „Adoption by Defenestration; or, A Family Can Be A Fox Demon, Its Jinchuriki, and Three Dozen Highly-Trained Assassins” (general) • He will not be the ANBU who let the jinchuuriki plummet to his death out a fourth story window. Let that be another ANBU’s legacy.
Elesrea: - “Anachronistic Drift” (...) (general+) last updated: 2021 Her plan was flawless. Save Shisui. Save the world.
Cyan96: - “Kurama” (...) (general) last update: 2018 Namikaze Minato makes a mistake. Uzumaki Kushina makes a choice. Naruto ends up growing up with a red haired, foul tempered older brother who wants Konoha to be atomized, preferably yesterday.
Dragonpyre: - “Time Travel? What the Fuck?” (...) (general+) last update: 2020 Basically, Team 7 vs. Kaguya, final smack down. Then suddenly POOF they’re twelve again and waiting to meet their sensei on team assignment day. With no way to get back they decide to stop the war before it begins, and maybe save some people along the way. But they’re twelve, how are they supposed to do that? Starring: Naruto Everyone's-My-Friend Uzumaki, Sasuke Maybe-I-Won't-Destroy-Konoha Uchiha, and Sakura Better-Than-This Haruno; with a guest appearance from Kakashi's guilt complex. We'll be in for a ride folks.
Tozette: - “Strike A Match” (general+) • Sasuke could have reversed time to save the world. He could have done it for his mother and his father, he could have done it for his clan or his village. That's... Those are sweet ideas. They're sort of like what might happen if you let Naruto imagine a motive for Sasuke to return to his hellish childhood. Save the village. Save the world. Be a hero. Sasuke makes a terrible hero.
YumeMadarame: - “I’ll fix it for you” (general+) Kurama wakes up in the dark, trapped inside a human body. The memory loss doesn't help. The Uchiha body either. When he finally understands he’s been sent years in the past, – decades, even – before Kaguya’s revival, before the devastation that had come with it, and before Naruto’s birth… he realizes he’s been given a chance to start anew. An opportunity to make things right, this time around.
Microgeek: - “Fox and Son” (...) (general) last update: 2021 Kurama has little love for humans and even less for his jailors, those Uzumaki with wind and tide in their blood, audacious enough to trap a god beneath their skins. But there is enough love left in him for his newest host, who had as little say in this life as Kurama did, and asked Kurama for friendship anyway. (In which Kurama raises a child out of love, hope, and spite, Naruto grows up to be terrifying, and Konoha collectively regrets that an ancient chakra-beast is better at parenting than they are.)
AvocadoLove: “Teach Your Children Well” (...) (general+) last update: 2010 What difference can one man make? After Madara and Sasuke's final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi finds a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently.
Lolistar92: “Kit and kin” (general+) a series, one of 8 (no this isn't a typo. 8) The Sandaime is resolute when he shakes his head. “No, Kakashi. Naruto is safe where he is. Return to your post, as ordered.” Kakashi doesn’t move. “I’ll give you time to reconsider,” he says, jovial tone chilling with how juxtaposed it is from his previous killing intent. ~~~~ Or, former Rokudaime Kakashi wakes up in the body of his 14 year old self, fresh from the Kyuubi attack. He may not have been allowed to save his first pack, but he sure as hell is going to save Naruto.
#not gonna lie#this took me like#a bajillion years to finish#my collection is vast#with unspeakable depths#ao3#fanfic#fanfic recs#fanfiction#fanfiction recommendation#fic#ao3 fanfic#fic recs#naruto#naruto fanfiction#found family#friendship#naruto shippuden#time travel#time travel fix it#time travel fic
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FINALLY!! I HAVE BEEN RECOGNIZED!!
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goku being a lil gremlin
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*tries to organize my thoughts*
*remembers i'm not in school and therefore beholden to neither heaven nor hell nor any man's grading system*
*joyously shredding & tossing all my carefully arranged 3x5 mental notecards into the air like so much beige confetti. raising my arms in victory, cheering raucously until i accidentally inhale bits of homemade confetti*
(*coughing up itty bits of paper like a cat evicting a hairball with a firm understanding of tenants' rights*) wait wat happens next
#i marie kondoed my thoughts and *i* feel great. but now my stream-of-consciousness has escaped containment#so many innocent bystanders at stake#every time i try to organize my thoughts i run out of plastic bins and have to make a trip to the container store where i get even more dis#racted so. you can't just hand me THIS brain and NO catalogue OR library classification system#and expect me to single-handedly sort through all this nonsense? bad form but fucking form not in my job description#aNYways. formal education sure did a FUCKING NUMBER on us huh#(a number i measure not in gpa or dollars of student debt.#but in the number of therapy sessions & medical debt it will take to recover.)#seriously folks. our education systems are...innately traumatizing for a huge number of students. and we NEED to address this.#the fact that it is culturally common for adults to have anxiety nightmares about school/exams...even decades later?#that is not cute. it is Alarming.#no one--much less entire generations--should be spending their developmental years in an environment of chronic stress & pressure & strain#and yet that is the reality for millions and millions of pre-teen and teenage and young adult students#this isn't healthy and it serves and empowers NO ONE#...except of course the many exploitative educational & financial & debt-collecting institutions thriving from the current balance of power#and of course it's a nefarious and powerful way to sabotage/erase the middle class#which billionaires and the wealth-inequality creators they finance couldn't possibly have any noteworthy interest in whatsoever#it's not like there's an elite group of people with huge financial incentives to drain/steal resources from the masses...#anyways sorry for going all Conspiracy Theory on you.#obviously the billionaires who control the vast majority of our resources and news and political campaign funding#are not tied to every single itty bitty social issue and i'm a silly billy to imply it#please tell elon musk to ignore this tweet i am so subservient and acquiescent#mr musky u r so good at inheriting slavery-built mining fortunes & buying other people's companies#& building rocket ships & fancy cars that do NOT explode/catch fire & also NOT running billion dollar companies into the ground#mr musky u r so talented genius billionaire playboy with 10 kids and ex-wives who find you creepy af babe u r basically iron man
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i'm very obsessed with this particular pair of sunglasses alex wears during the early 'suck it and see' era.
#i need those sunglasses so bad you don’t understand#but i need that shaggy little coconut head even more#he's got a vast collection of sunglasses but this is one of my favourite pairs on him#the shape is so unique and looks really fucking cool and i want a pair of my own#arctic monkeys#alex turner#jamie cook#matt helders#sias era#nick o'malley#mine
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EVERY STORY EVER TOLD REALLY HAPPENED.
Stories are where memories go when they’re forgotten.
If you've got eyes and ears in the right places, you're likely to come across rumours of a man who will find these memories. He’ll go off a-hunting, foraging for the stories you’ve forgotten.
I bring them home and show the world, distilling them into pretty little glass vials for you to peruse the wonders of the cosmos.
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Your bone n flower art can appeal to the people that partake in vulture culture 👀
where do you think I got the bones 😏
I am also... somewhat cultured.
#and by somewhat cultured I mean I have been doing this for 15 years#my collection is vast and I am pretty much only selling stuff because it's not realistic to add any more#I have a VC blog as well#but I havent updated it in like a year or more#shire screams#ask
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LeBeau looks SO SMALL HERE
#original post#Hogan's Heroes#LeBeau#The Flight of the Valkyrie#I cannot stop laughing#Kinch#Col. Hogan#Carter#Newkirk#I'm looking for a specific screenshot to change my icon to (I know I just changed it yesterday shhh)#so I'm going to post some of my vast collection here as I come across things of (my) interest bc why not#my stuff
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“Making collections is an example of an autistic trait.”
Me: “Huh. Well I don’t really think I do that…?”
My photos app that has individually organized albums full of fanart of my past and current hyperfixations and special interests:
#autistic adult#autistic#autism#special interest#hyperfixation#the vast majority of the 48934 photos are fanart. I’m being completely serious.#a good estimate would be that about 3/4ths of my camera roll is just fanart#currently making a new album. I’ve been working on it tonight and holy shit man. I love laying in bed with the lights off and then#scrolling through a hashtag for one of my hyperfixations and just collecting an absurd amount of fanart into an album. AGGGGHHH <3 ! ! ! !
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Emily!Monty at west end live
#operation mincemeat#ewen montagu#emily barber#a mere fraction of my vast collection#i meant it when i said every frame#i need her biblically#i love how you can pinpoint the moment charles starts talking about trout
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Oh look it’s my 35 favourite CDs (I was going through them and putting them back in the right cases cuz I constantly mix them up and don’t bother putting them back)
#the collection is more vast than this#these are just my favs#most of them are second hand#I haven’t got the kind of money to buy all new CDs
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If there is one thing about me it is that I am a merch girly. I go to an event and I am immediately in a merch line with no less than $100 at the ready. 90% of my wardrobe is shirts and hoodies with logos of my special interests slapped all over them. My room is covered in posters and little figures and trinkets arranged in shrines to the things I love. I am nothing if not a walking talking advertisement for niche obscure media please ask me about the band on my shirt I have so much to say !
#tagging a few of my top merch contenders#Haikyuu#welcome to night vale#stray kids#big hero 6#gravity falls#pokemon#taylor swift#heartstopper#alice oseman#sk8 the infinity#dungeons and dragons#d&d#ALMOST FORGOT BEARS IN TREES HOW COULD I#bears in trees#genshin impact#< I went to the genshin concert this past weekend and waited 50 minutes in a merch line but it was too long and I didn’t get anything before#it started :(#this is a hashtag autism post#it didn’t hit me until this week when I was going through my clothes to throw out stuff just how vast my collections of merch are
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the internal debate between “wanting to have a high quality graphics version of aa4” and “not wanting to pay $50 for it” and also “not wanting to have to buy DD and SOJ again”
#lucy's thoughts#had a moment of panic when i realized i didn’t preorder it#and then i looked at the price again and remembered WHY i didn’t preorder it#and now i’m just like. okay realistically i will only play one of these three games#HOWEVER my love for aa4 is vast and immense#but it’s less than one third of the content in the collection#maybe i should get it on pc and just learn to stream games lmao
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Supposing that a lyric poet of the new school really had to deal with such an idea as that expressed in Pope's line about Man:
"A being darkly wise and rudely great,"
Is it really so certain that he would go deeper into the matter than that old antithetical jingle goes? I venture to doubt whether he would really be any wiser or weirder or more imaginative or more profound. The one thing that he would really be, would be longer. Instead of writing,
"A being darkly wise and rudely great,"
the contemporary poet, in his elaborately ornamented book of verses, would produce something like the following:
"A creature
Of feature
More dark, more dark, more dark than skies,
Yea, darkly wise, yea, darkly wise:
Darkly wise as a formless fate.
And if he be great,
If he be great, then rudely great,
Rudely great as a plough that plies,
And darkly wise, and darkly wise."
Have we really learnt to think more broadly? Or have we only learnt to spread our thoughts thinner?
-G.K. Chesterton, Varied Types
#g.k. chesterton#poetry#varied types#sharing mostly for the delight of chesterton trying to imitate modernist poetry#(ngl i kinda love it)#(my tragic flaw is that when someone tries to show me an example of bad writing i usually like the bad writing)#this is reminding me there's nothing better than a collection of chesterton essays#if he ever gets sainthood he shouldn't be the patron saint of journalists but of bloggers#because that's the style of all his best work#take a subject and use it as a launching point for discussing broader ideas#anyway i'd like to highlight all the good quotes#but i'm in danger of highlighting the whole book#i'll prob be sharing the vast majority of the essay on the brontes sometime in the near future
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Me when I saw your ask box is back open :)
(This one even freaks me out quite a bit too so sorry for the jumpscare lmao)
Me: My ask box is back open, be kind to me pls
Chen: Does the exact opposite and somehow shows me the worst plushie she's ever found and I've ever seen
WHY IS HE SMILING LIKE THAT. HOLY SHIT. THE JUMPSCARE ABSOLUTELY SENT ME HELPPP
#god damn#chen#you are ruthless#I'm just imagining you seeing my post about asks being open again#and racing to your vast collection of plushie pics#cherry picking the worst one to send#giggling like a gremlin as you sent it#plushie chaos
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scavenged a little photoset of behind-the-scenes pictures off jason salkey's website...
#em is posting about sharpe#sharpe#lads! lads! lads in their various little outfits!#you will notice a definite angle in the photos I have selected out of the vast array of options and to that I say What Of It.#...I have been making silly noises over this website for the past two days and now half my irl friends insist that I should email this man#I really do not think that that would be a good idea but hey he does appear to collect harris fanart on there. ha-hm.#mr salkey really is just out there living his best life with his strange little blogs it seems
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