#my boy is KILLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[swingstep]

skill issue.

[dashintrash]

He is THE King (and the father)

[prlssprfctn]

Alfred, who tries to punish little Jason for something he messed up with by using the same methods he used on Dick — aka. ground him, make him wash dishes and clean the house, or just watching some old reality shows with him — expect... it never works. Jason is actually fucking excited about all of these things.

Alfred: To my attention was brought a fact that you smoked with Commissioner Gordon again. Jason, stuttering: I mean- I- Alfred: Thus, you are punished. I expect all dishes to be cleaned by the time I return home. Jason, confused: Really? Alfred: Yes. Jason, beaming, because cleaning makes him feel better and helps to distract himself: Cool! Thanks, Alfie. Alfred: Excuse me?

Cut to Alfred, who stares in shock as he finds Jason actually enthusiastically washing dishes, while singing along with Whitney Houston.

Alfred: For this punishment, you will... be grounded. Jason: Oh, thank god, guys from school invited me to the cinema, but I didn't want to go, anyway. Alfred: ...And clean up the whole cave. Jason: I actually did this morning! But I can do another round of quick cleaning session if you want, Alfie. Alfred: ...And then you will watch another soap opera with me, lad. Jason, squealing: Cool!

Bruce, staring amusedly on Alfred and Jason, who sew Batman's and Robin's suits, while discussing the new episode of their favourite show: Al, I don't think that's a punishment for a kid... Alfred, frowning: Of course not. I am just spending time with my grandson. Bruce: Mhm-m. What about the punishment for your favourite broken vase? Alfred, who promised to punish anyone who did it this morning, because he thought it was Bruce, and not Jason, who accidentally knocked it off with the tip of his cape: ... Alfred: What vase? Jason: *beaming*

Alfred, solemnly: My boy. I am afraid, this time you truly need to serve your punishment in the order to understand your mistake. Alfred: No Jane Austen adaptations marathon for this Sunday. Jason, in horror: Alfred, no. Please. Alfred: Even more, you are obligated to go out on Sunday, and stay away from doing any additional homework. Jason: NO-O. Dick, who came for holidays, witnessing this for the first time: ... Dick: I think this kid is broken or something.

[gongyussy]

(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

[alittlebmblb]

It was only a matter of time. After two whole years... not one piece of art. I am ashamed.

[danicloth]

One of my favorite episodes so far 🍔✨

[vampcaprisun]

caterina: i have made the Perfect Assassin

rook: you fucked up a perfectly good househusband is what you did. look at him. he’s got anxiety

[imactuallyagiraffe]

emo kids: “i’m bad with song titles”

the song titles in question:

[merriland]

"tomorrow I have media training and this time is not a joke... y'all still have a few hours to save me"

[doctormori]

Here's a silly little comic I did in whiteboard >:) enjoy!

bonus whiteboard art below!

[demaparbat-hp]

She will (and he'll let her)

[akanemnon]

Told ya they should've come up a plan B

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[symeona]

Image description: It's a drawing of Starfire from DC comics. She's flying in outer space, it's an eagle's eye view with her head being closest to the camera. She's smiling and looking off to the right while she charges her left hand for an energy blast. She's wearing her suit of armor that leave her head, biceps and abs exposed. End of description.

[mag-101]

Goodmorning I am back in the fucking building again

[mossymage]

As the incense burns low

[spineless-lobster]

So I cackled the new clip of jorge’s cut song that’s about achilles facing off against hector and this line is so abysmal it wraps back around to perfection and I just… I just had to make this