#my bagel sandwich...

[corduroysockz]

Why the fuck is it that once in a while your toaster will just say fuck you and burn your shit despite you using the exact same setting every time

[t00thpasteface]

i got moves!

[danger-xylophones]

This happened to my coworker at the register today.

I work at a bagel place. It’s shitty but a paycheck is nice.

We offer avocado toast but there’s no toast it’s on a bagel because why would we have regular bread at a bagel place?

Lady orders avocado toast.

Coworker asks what type of bagel she’d like.

Lady orders avocado toast but doesn’t want the bagel.

My coworker explains that the bagel is the toast. What kind of bagel would you like?

Lady doesn’t want the bagel, she just wants avocado toast.

Coworker explains there is no toast the toast is the bagel…toasted

Lady doesn’t want the bagel.

The bagel is the toast.

Lady doesn’t want the bagel.

The bagel is the toast, what kind would you like?

Let’s make it really simple, lady wants avocado toast. Lady does not want bagel.

…

…the bagel is the toast…

Lady’s husband chimes in, “the bagel is the toast?”

The bagel is the toast. We toast the bagel. We put the avocado on the toasted bagel. The bagel is the toast. That is our Avocado toast.

Lady doesn’t want the bagel, she just wants avocado toast.

“You’re saying that there’s no bread, it’s just a bagel?”

There is no bread. This is a bagel cafe. The bagel is the toast. Everything is bagel. That’s the whole gimmick. What bagel would you like?

Lady asks that she’ll only get charged for the avocado toast, not charged for a bagel?

…There is no separate charge for the bagel, the avocado goes on the bagel, the bagel is the toast.

Lady orders avocado toast.

They leave the register. Coworker turns to me. We stare at each other in silence as I grab the avocado and a bagel to toast.

[etdraconis]

( well. barely slept last night. started my day by crushing my foot then proceeding trip on shoes that i KNOW i had not placed where they were. and then traffic was terrible on the way to class. all after hearing the fucking cheeto is back in office. today is uh. no going well friends )

[istherewifiinhell]

Egg. Sandwich.

[redchaosscrungle]

I just had the most amazing idea I'm peeved doesn't exist: Everything sub sandwich bread, seasoned like an everything bagel but can hold as much as a sub sandwich.

[filet-o-feelings]

I usually hate getting my oil changed because there's too many noises at the dealership, but it’s quiet today and I got an iced coffee for the first time in weeks AND I got to pet a dog! It's shaping up to be a pretty good day.

[lavampira]

btw I’ve still been watching grey’s anatomy and this truly gets more and more unhinged. and emotional. and unhinged.

[mysteriousbeetle]

bagel sandwich could save me.

[feehippielove]

Can we talk about how pretty this is?

[insomtiny]

all dunkin workers know is eat hot chip and lie

[jumpin--bean]

Salmon-maxxer 😎😎😎

[stalactites]

threw five pretty good cups today against all odds (hate throwing cups) so now i can't focus on anything because i'm worried that they're going to be too dry and deformed (both) by the time i get to the studio tomorrow

[miserye]

i thought i was hallucinating this pickle smell but i wasn't

[old-skulls]

need to eat but k got like. decision paralysis