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grandparent's house
#boink#they are not technically my grandparents#but they are#great aunt and uncle technically#doesn't really matter#they play cards a lot#my aunt cheats#my uncle makes paper boats and hats#i found this bird that he made#i think it's a bird#it made me almost cry a little#i used to try to make the boats with him but it was tricky#we had dinner at their house tonight#im still not sure what the actual words are to their meal prayer#all ive ever been sure of is the sign of the cross--#the rest of it they talk over each other and my french isn't hardly good enough to catch enough of it#everyone talks over each other#sometimes it's comforting and sometimes i have to grip my thighs and slip out for space to breathe#i wonder if im allowed to kiss their cheeks like i used to#my mom talks about how my uncle needs to lose weight while my dad passes him a slice of cake he doesn't want#i slip out#i look at the bird but i dont touch it#my aunt hasn't cooked but the house smells the same#rice and plastic bowls and armchair covers#im not even sure how old they are now#beez blogs
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there has to be something about the way they made the marrieds swap partners to test the sanctity of their marriage before the public and THEY BOTH FAILED TREMENDOUSLY
"me and bark (delighted tittering little school girl giggles as he reminisces on the one who got away)"
"OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT MISSILE!!! two best looking guys on the team! (slobbering in his mouth)"
#“i hate sasha with ekkys beard dear god put that away WOW I LOOK SOOOOOO HOT WITH FORSY HELLO SAILOR”#maffhew sweetheart#i need you to take a few deep breaths with me okay? okay.#i cannot get over ekkys little giggle at seeing the lovebaby of him and sasha and his plain “forsy and CHUCK” in contrast#like ooohhhh is someone in the doghouse for not even real cheating? did that strike a nerve? did you not like that?#him going for chuck instead of a matty or chucky... curious#whats in a name anyways#today i learned the male equivalent of calling someone a rocket is ���missile”#and im too queer for this i just sighed into my hands#does it get funnier that sasha and forsy dont get to react to this. just their catty wives?#the square dancing wife swapping polycule goes crazy here#but they would all make each other worse actually#im sorry them not liking each other with their husbands but quite the opposite when its them with the other husband...#id like to study them like bugs#and kuli the wine aunt whos witness to this all#she has to humble maffhew and her big fat head#“they had to put you with someone good looking” “yeah-”#at least she remembers humility!#the girls named chuckles and giggles are the mean girls of the team? who wouldve guessed!#it is such a shame forsy and sasha werent given these pictures to react to GOD ID PAY SO MUCH MONEY FOR THATTT
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wild to me that it takes hours for people in the usa to vote. it's never taken me more than 10 minutes and that's including the inevitable chit chat with the people there because they're either my parents' neighbours or the parents of people i went to school with.
#literally have your voting card and some kind of id ready#if you don't have your voting car then you just have to look up what desk you're supposed to go to usually it's split alphabetically so#for albonium it would be desk 1#get there give id (either my id my passport my social security card my driving license or a hunting permit (💀))))))))#pick up the little papers and an envelop#get in the booth#put the little paper in the envelop#that's if you haven't done it at home already#get out#put it in the box#the person there says “ HAS VOTED”#you sign next to your name#take your id#and fuck off#before your cousin's neighbours' grandma asks how your aunt is doing and if you've heard about the bakery being closed because the baker's#wife cheated on him and now he's got to take care of the kids and aetstdfhgfsgjgthj#you get what i mean#10 minutes tops#even in big cities#also it's always by paper like this if you want you can vote for someone else but you have to file papers at the police station#people empty the boxes and count them all together#if you want you're allowed to stay and watch as they count#or you can ask beforehand to participate in the counting#kids are automatically signed up on the voting lists when they turn 18 if they've done their mandatory 'defense and citizenship" day#ok this one is kind of propaganda-y for the army the cops etc but at the same time it allows to test the entire population to see if they'r#illeterate (there's grammar spelling etc tests)#do some driving rules lessons#cpr training#reminder about blood donations etc#which imo is important
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Anytime someone, especially in a romantic context, says, "I'm your/you're my destiny!"
Actual Destiny is like:
#The Sandman#Destiny of the Endless#Aka my favorite chew toy- filled with catnip#He's looking at them like “mm-MM” like a sassy aunt at a coffee shop- judging them#Or like nods along while knowing that their marriage ends in divorce after a year when the wife cheats on him with his female secretary#I know this man is/will be nothing but serious in canon which is why I desire to roll him in fanon flour and bake him in a crack cake#As an addendum- he hates any “destiny” lines and Desire probably knows that#So every chance they get they're like “This event was written in the stars” or “They were destined to meet!” just so Destiny will glare#Destiny also biting his tongue so hard EVERY TIME Dream “falls in love”#He's already filling up a chalice of wine...a deep one- like here we GO AGAIN!
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My one gripe! With this movie is that they introduce Andy and I immediately clock him as autistic/cognitively disabled/idk the words and I was like hell yeah. Taking care of her brother who may or may not be related by blood and he needs help navigating the world but they take care of each other. Love this. And then oh he's a robot. Right. Cool. Why did I not see that one coming.
#alien romulus#idk it made me not enjoy the first like 20 minutes because i felt cheated#it me think of my aunt and i love my aunt but then they did the robot thing#domt get me wrong I LOVE LOVE Andy i fo
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I promise none of you have family drama that even compares to mine
#i will always always have the craziest fucked up family in a room#not even in an abusive way even though my mother is nuts#some characters in my family: flat earther aunt; uncle whose day job is birthday magician but whose real job is landlord#(i dont like that uncle much.)#gay drag queen cousin x2#brother who ive met 5 times ever who is a cop?????#i dont like him (he illigally evicted me from my fucking house)#sister who owns 5 horses (she helped my brother evict me we also hate her)#cousin who got a trust fund from a law suit as a baby but bc she dropped out of school at age 10 (flat earther mother didnt bother to keep#her in school) she is spending thosuands on like. spa days. when she could buy a house#father who was cheated on by his first wife. with the neighbors wife.#as in his wife cheated with the neighbors wife in the fucking late 80s#dad who cheated on every woman he was ever with (exept the first wife) (who was a lesbian) (they had 3 kids) (so like 5 women) with my mom??#oh and my other brother was born missing like 4 chromosones or something and he is one of like 4 people in the world who have what he has#and didnt die at 5#like when i say my family is fucking bonkers i REALLY MEAN IT
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TELL ME ABOUT THE CURSE!!
Okay so basically the idea of The Curse is to explain why the Strongs are a "extinct" house during Game of Thrones. It's my way of filing in gaps so I can continue my personal delulu train lol.
So during the Dance of Dragons, all of House Strong were wiped out. (Which I won't explain bc spoilers.) But I'm already fucking with the timeline by keeping Harwin alive, so like as "payment" for that, and having all his family live after the war (himself, wife, their children), a curse is placed on their family for the rest of time.
Only one person in each generation will live to produce more children. This severely restricts the amount of living members of House Strong - so generations pass with only one whose named Strong surviving each time. They end up getting lost to time. And they learn as time passes that if they have more than one child, they'll all die until there's only one left.
Their curse is that they will keep existing, but the cost is that they will be alone.
#UNTIL GAME OF THRONES WHERE THE STRONG MAN HAD FOUR DAUGHTERS FOR SOME REASON#anyway they are my grandbabies and i love them#there is a way to cheat the curse and thats to just. not have kids. swear off it. which is harder than it sounds#but like say for example if one of the four sisters had a child#as long as that child is alive the other three will be doomed to die before they have kids#but for some reason if the child died before its aunts did#theyd be 'safe' again until another child comes along#but with that comes a major issue#bc if they all live long eniugh without having kids to protect their siblings theyll die without an heir to carry on the strong name#its a very fine line to walk#truly a curse worthy of the old wardens of harrnehal#nemo answers#oc.the strong sisters#oc.lady strong#andy <3#mutual appreciation
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Dude if you don't get married you can't get a divorce. Lol. Omg. Just pair bond and there's no chance you will ever have to experience a divorce. You marry someone, half of everything you own is theirs without a prenup. Not many people know that and marriage is highly romanticized. Almost half of marriages end in divorce and 60-70% of second marriages end in divorce. The government wants to stick it's fingers into your love life. Study the history of marriage as a legal concept and what common law is all about state to state
#I have been thinkig about this so much since my amazingly kind ray of sunshine aunt commited suicide during the divorce proceedings with my#uncle who was literally slated to take half her lifes earnings as a wealthy real estate professional.#he was a music producer but set up his hobby with her income#the father of her children#her high school sweetheart#cheated on her...#she died this year
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guys there was a fire in my building this morning i am officially a fanfic writer
#it’s okay everyone is fine#also this isn’t the first traumatic thing to happen#reason I took a break two years ago was bc my aunt died lol#and then I got cheated on#anyways#fanfic writer curse
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I hate that I literally just do not trust any of the older folks in my family to do right by anyone
#if i have learned anything from my grandparents parents uncles and aunts it's how not to treat children and spouses#i hope I'm a good wife to my wife and that i never put them through pain I've seen people put their partners through#i hope i never treat any children in my life like they do#i hope my possible children my nephews and nieces and my siblings always know they have a home with me#EVEN if I'm mad or disappointed in them#even if they scream how much they hate me i hope they know i love them I'll still feed them and make sure that's safe#i hope the people in my life never have to question of they're loved or safe with me i hope i can provide for them so they never have to go#with out something they need and then some to spoil them i want these people loved#i don't want my daughter to think because she talked back to me or is dating someone in not super found of that I'm goin to throw her away#i hope all the kids in my life always know I will try to take care of them as best i can no matter what#not trusting your elders to love you sucks ass not trusting your partner to love you through the scary bits of life sucks#i know so many men who just leave their spouses or cheat on them when they're wives get cancer#that's one thing I'm glad my dad did everything he could to try to let my mom know he loved hwr when she was here at least#i didn't understand or like some of the things he did but qt least he stayed with her and loved her then#unlike some people I'm regrettably related to#i hwar people at work talk about their spouses also one lady wants her husband to die#and it makes me sad i hope to God. my wife never has to question how much i love them i hope they feel loved and special forever#i hate how people treat the people they say they love the most i hope i am not like that i hope i never ever get like that
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my cousin is getting married and her parents paid $6000 just for her wedding dress……… and now it doesn’t fit her so she wants alterations done in addition to that
i can’t even imagine what else they’re covering for her and how much it must cost
#she’s been spoiled absolutely rotten all her life#her fiancée is trans though so good on them#i’ve only heard this through my great aunt and she seemed to not know what they identified as#but my lutheran aunt disapproved at first#still a far cry from our bisexual grandpa who stayed closeted and cheating on his wife sporadically for decades#but this type of ridiculous excess is why my sister and her husband got married at a courthouse#well that and they moved far away from everyone they’ve known for a long time
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divorce inspo for lonelyeyes mfs (And a fun fact about my uncle)
A few years back my uncle's (now ex) wife cheated on my uncle with her boss. He ended up finding out about it, so she asked for a divorce.
over email.
#Obviously Elias is my former aunt in this situation#Peter wouldn't cheat because. you know. lonely.#and I think email divorce is his level of petty#lonelyeyes#tma
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Getting a tattoo 💪 of the adventure time treehouse
#its temporary but its basicslly the whole tattoo process but the ink lasts only a couple of years#my silly little posts#the muslim cheat code to getting a tattoo 👍🏼#dont tell me its still haram if my aunts from afghanistan wanna get one then thats all i care about
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#csa // victim blaming tw#bc i just want to rant abt this on the internet one time#abt how my stupid ass uncle has me so fucked up this week#this dumb fuck equated trauma bonding to me ''being in love with'' abuser#and also said he could see why my abuser chose me to abuse as if it were a compliment#(like ''ur so pretty ofc he would choose u''was the implication)#also said i have a nice butt after i bent over to get a water bottle from the cooler#he said some other things i can't remember but even our fucking neighbor who went with us#was abt to say smth to him bc he was being such a creep#he knows the trauma i've been through like what the fuck#also this gross fuck cheated on my aunt and after being separated for a few years are reconciling#and this sick bastard wazs hitting on me while she was asleep#my emotions have been on roller coaster mode his comments really fucked me up#and now it's affecting my feelings towards other situations and just has me so fucking triggered this week#that piece of shit#that utter piece of shit uGH#and my dumb ass mom upon me telling her was like#''if i had heard him i would have said something''#like 1) no u wouldn't bc ur a little bitch#and 2) you still could say smth bc ur a little bitch!!!#and god forbid i make a deal out of it bc you know these sick fucks would all blame me#this family's need to protect men even when it comes to fucking incest makes me wanna barf#this man watched me grow up as a child what the fuck#anyway fuck men fuck women who defend men fuck all this shit i fucking hate everything rn
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i'm so out of it rn but apparently my eldest aunt's mother in law used to practice magic. in rural pakistan in the mid to early 20th centruy. she ran away from her village to marry the man she loved and was hated for it by the society around her. apparently people used to call her too cunning. she was also apparently famous in the villages nearby for her beauty.
i am really, really mad that i did not get to ever meet this woman.
#especially as someone who is now interested in paganism#like ancestral connection and magic are such an important part of the magicks and practices i've been looking into#and its always felt so difficult for me because i come from a muslim family and its like who the hell am i supposed to connect to??#i dont share a drop of blood with this woman but my heart aches to know her anyway#she was famous for her beauty. her first husband died and she was forcibly married to his brother.#she ran away from that marriage and married a man she loved. she practiced magic and had children and everyone talked shit about her for#being too cunning but she just kept on going despite the hardship#and idk. i feel like i might be putting this woman who died well before i was born on some type of pedestal but like !!!#in rural punjab during the 20th century this woman fought for her life to not be taken from her#and idk. i wish i could have met her#i mean even if she was alive i probably wouldnt have since my family have cut ties with her family#because her son cheated on my aunt but i really really wish i had met this woman once#limebug.txt
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since everyones sharing family cheating stories i was gonna say i dont know any cheating incidents in my family but actually my great great aunt owned a pub in dublin and her husband was, forgive me for saying this, a malewife but also he would cheat on her all the time. she knew btw she just didn’t give a shit because she was busy running that pub like the navy. when my grandmother took the train down to see them as a kid her uncle would take her to the mistresses house for tea first 😭😭
#and then he would buy her a new swimsuit and she would swim in this one pool that was? connected to the ocean?? idk lol it was the 40s#and THEN they would go to the aunts pub#and she’d dance on the tabletops until last call. and then the men there would give her money as they left for the night#kids used to do whatever the hell i guess. shoutout to my grandmother and her aunt and uncle#all my grandmothers aunts were very short girlbosses who didnt care about their loser husbands woohooo#anyways besides that i dont have any evidence of cheating in my family#i wouldnt be surprised if my grandfather cheated lololol but he and my (other) grandmother got divorced#so idk he had opportunities to sleep around after their marriage#tales
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