#mw2 stiletto

[bl00dysavior]

Stiletto: Yeah, well I've never died so how do I know God is real?

[gremlinmodetweeker]

Big Guy Big Belly

König is a big man, and with a big man comes a big appetite. We’re talking about a 6’10 man constantly maintaining his peak physique. He needs to be consuming as many calories and as much protein, carbs, fats, fiber and more to keep himself in fit and fighting shape.

At the canteen, he’s a nightmare. I bet that people rush to the cafeteria just to make sure they get something to eat before the big man on base rolls up. He’ll clear out the bins if he gets a chance. There’s a rumour on base that the reason König fought so hard to climb the ranks so quickly was just to be able to eat more and get away with it. Little do they know that they’re absolutely right, but König will never say that out loud. Ever. There’s some secrets you take to your grave. 

Either way, König is a menace in the canteen. He’ll pile his plate as high as he can when he gets a chance. He’s packing away all he can get in the shortest amount of time he can, and everyone has to suffer for it. The worst part is that everyone has to rush to get to the caf before König, and König knows exactly what others are doing, so he’s in a daily race against the entire base to eat his fill. It’s always a photo-finish to see who gets to the cafeteria first.  König currently has been slacking, so he’s not been eating like he normally has. Is he mad? Not really. He’ll clean out the snack cart later. 

He’s a monster late at night. Everyone knows that you need to leave the big man to his snacks, lest you face the wrath of the colossus on base. Well, wrath in a peculiar way. He just gets quiet and angry, but it’s still not a fun experience to try and fight him for a sandwich. If you take the last egg salad sandwich you’ll be at the top of his shit list for the next week. Don’t even think he won’t track you down. He’ll throw around his rank just to get his hands on the poor bastard. Nobody is safe, either.

Stiletto only once took the last pudding cup. Once. She never made that mistake again. For a week he was giving her dirty looks over a cold shoulder as he bumbled down the hall. She eventually had to give in and sacrifice a desert to be able to get back in his good graces. She still thinks he’s a massive bitch because of it. And you know what? She’s right. Everybody knows she’s right, König included, but he’ll keep going after whoever ‘steals’ ‘his’ snacks. They get along a bit better now that they’ve both advanced in rank and worked together, but there was a good period of time where Stiletto had to sleep with one eye open.

It gets a bit better for everyone when König finally finds a partner and doesn’t stay on base so often. Everyone takes a moment to pray for the poor soul who has to cook for König whenever he gets home from deployment.

See, during deployment, König can’t be such a massive bitch about food. He gets his rations, and that’s that. He can’t steal from anybody else, so he gets stuck with these pitiful MREs that barely fill him up. It’s miserable, and he’s losing weight like crazy when on the field. He’s running on fumes and burning calories like crazy as he’s risking his life out there. It’s gotten to a point where König has taken to eating with hostages post-rescue to ‘help them feel safer’ (read: get more food into his gullet). Thankfully, he puts his best foot forward when dealing with victims of trauma and ensures that he has somebody else do all the socializing while he plays with the kids after dinner. Apparently, after the inevitable shower of tears whenever kids have to face König, he becomes pretty popular. They love to use him as a jungle gym (and make fun of him) and he’s just happy to get more to eat. He’ll take being called ‘bigger than even my dad!’, being told ‘you’re weird’ or being asked ‘why are you so big and scary all the time?’ any day for a little extra to eat. He can tolerate a few kids. He won’t ever admit that hanging around them makes him want some kids of his own, or at least not to Horangi, who’s already teasing König about being a surrogate father to the kids. König tells him to keep it to himself, but Horangi is already buying things for the baby shower.

Once König finally comes home, that’s when all Hell breaks loose. This man has been starving and he needs food NOW. He won’t take no for an answer. If you don’t have something prepared, he’ll be ordering a massive order of takeout the likes of which you’ve never seen before in your life. He’ll hit multiple places on his way back to your place if he doesn’t think you’ve been able to get something together for him. If you can’t cook, he won’t even bother telling you to cook for him and just focus on getting a whole banquet of junk food ready for when he arrives home. He brings the pizzas in the door before he even brings in his own bags. You’ll have to go out and grab his bag as he sets up his personal buffet table. The worst part is despite how much he can shove down, he always buys more than he can eat, so you’ve got a couple of days worth of food to shove in the fridge at the end of the night.

If you can cook, this is a multi-day experience. Is it rewarding? Absolutely. Is it painful? Abso-fucking-lutely. He’s got you slaving for hours a day just to get him a nice home cooked meal. You’ll be going all out to get him a big enough meal. We’re thinking a tray of mac and cheese, a whole roast chicken, easily a handful of loaded baked potatoes. If you have something from your traditional cuisine, he’s not picky, he’ll gobble it up in a heartbeat. Knowing you made it for him is more than enough for him. Food is the way to a man’s heart, some say, and König will never let you go if you treat him like the king he is.

The good thing about cooking König such a big meal is that he gives back. He’s not a fan of cooking, but for the next few days he’ll take over cooking and cleaning in the kitchen. It’s just an easy way for him to give back, you know? He can’t thank you enough with words, so why not with actions?

But the best part of König giving back is that he’s an excellent cook. He cooks mostly traditional food from his culture, but he’s down for some french or italian cooking if you’re into it. He can make a mean lasagne. He does not skimp on the cheese, this man. No he’s a cheese fiend. If you’re lactose intolerant, you’ve got another thing coming for you. He will hand feed you lactaid just for the meal. If you have a dietary restriction, he’ll learn how to cook your types of meals in abundance. He’s perfect that way. Vegetarian, vegan, keto, no matter what, he’s got your back. He’s learned how to make an excellent spread for a dinner party, and part of learning to cater to others is to work around other people’s diets; his mother drilled that rule into his little head as a kid. He does it without complaint, too. For at least a week after coming home, he’s just so happy to be around food in abundance again. He’s absolutely thriving in the kitchen before the thrill wears off and he’s back to avoiding cooking like the plague again.

He loves to eat, but usually hates to cook. He’ll mostly eat takeout until he actually has to eat a nutritious meal again for a change. It’s not that cooking is awful, it’s just that he hates doing the dishes. He’d be far more inclined if he didn’t have to do the dishes afterwards. If you take over dishes, he’ll definitely step up his game for the both of you.

All in all, König loves to eat. He’s a big man with a bigger appetite, as hard as that is to believe. Once he retires he has to learn to cut back a fair bit, but he never loses his taste for sweets and snacks. It’s just something you’ll have to learn to live with.

[numberonecodwomenfan]

im going crazy thinking about my idea for a cod women roller derby au

i play roller derby and i literally just finished practice so its fresh in my brain rn

also theyre all on the same team because i want them to be besties ok

laswell is the captain of the glam grenades (yes i know the name is corny, derby team names usually are lmaoo), and her wife coaches the corresponding junior team. laswell’s derby name is watcher, and her number is 01. she usually plays as a blocker, but she’ll pivot sometimes.

farah is almost solely a jammer. her derby name is farah scare-‘em (which again, i know its corny but all derby names are 😭). she’s a speed DEMON, and she’s insane at jumps. if she’s jamming against you, you’re barely even gonna land a hit on her. she’s jumping around on her toe stops and squeezing around blockers like she’s dancing. alex goes to all of the team’s practices and bouts, and he’s practically drooling the whole time like “holy shit thats my badass girlfriend”

valeria is usually a pivot. her name is slammin’ scorpion (referencing that one line where alejandro calls her a scorpion 🤭), and when i say slammin, i mean it. shes one of those blockers that gets penalties constantly. she is VICIOUS. she send jammers flying when she hits them. she has a lot of pent up anger, ok? god forbid a woman has hobbies.

roze is a blocker for sure. she’s sturdy as hell and it takes a lot to take her down. her derby name is ragin’ roze and shes a bad bitchhhh!!! i like to think shes pretty tall, so sneaking around her is a no go with those long legs. she also seems like the type to manhandle her teammates a lot. like if the jammer is moving to the opposite side, shes yelling “out!” and just yanking the other blockers over.

callisto is a blocker too. she prefers to play as a point because she’s a control freak, and while she trusts her teammates, she prefers to be able to see the jammer. this is a really stupid joke but i think it would be funny if her derby name was lady liberty because she’s from france and moved to the US lmaoo

i feel like stiletto’s derby name would just be stiletto. its cool enough on its own lmao. she also gives blocker to me, and i feel like shes the type to get penalties a lot and then get insubordination penalties for giving the refs sass.

nova feels like a jack of all trades to me. i think her derby name would be nova, and i feel like she would be one of those players that just throws caution to the wind and charges in with no hesitation.

kleo is greek and i also imagine her to be pretty tall, so i think her derby name would be something like amazon lol. i feel like shed be a pretty aggressive blocker. she is NOT letting that jammer past, so much so that she sometimes gets stop block penalties.

uhh yeah thats all the brainrot i have lmao. i might draw them 😏😏

[cariadlovescodwomen]

while everyone obsesses over ghost, price, soap, könig, and graves (give more love to gaz, ale, and rudy, though)

i am pathetically enamoured with the cod ladies

these four in particular, lmao

just look at kleo, holy fuck

i’d let roze shoot me

calisto would probably hate me, but, oh well 😍

and stiletto just does things to me, man

[mr-not-null]

[creaturefeaturecommando]

KONIG NOT MAMAS !

[gothghostiie]

Brat tamer Stiletto. That’s it

Thoughts? Opinions?? Facts??? Ideas???? /silly

cw: brat taming, man handling, slapping, gn!reader

mhhh. stiletto is so god damn gorgeous and you just see that she knows how to tame a brat. i mean christ, look at her. give her a funny look after she gives you an order, she just raises her eyebrow at you, as you just stay put, trying not to grin. "I gave you an order, pet." her voice is low and calculated, she knows what you're doing and she knows how to fix it.

"nothin'." you keep smirking as she walks over to you, arms crossed over her chest, eyebrows furrowed. she only stops when she's toe to toe with you, staring you down.

"last chance. are you gonna be good?" the question is more of a courtesy question than anything, she knows you wont. and she wouldn't have it any other way honestly. she waits until you shake your head with a grin, giving her the green light before slapping you across the face and immediately grabbing it tightly, squishing your cheeks. either leaning down to your height or pulling you down to her height untol your noses are touching. "when I give you an order, you do it. no hesitation, no refusing. are we clear?" her voice is almost sweet, but you know that's when it gets dangerous. you nod quickly; as good as you can anyway; before she smiles and let's your face go, patting your cheek a bit too firmly. "good. now get."

[seriously-mike]

Stiletto (knife-flirting with Valeria): Do you know what goes between fear and sex? König (popping up ass outta nowhere): FÜNF!

[nouns-are-bad]

All the women in kortac take one look at König and decided to adopt him no matter if he’s older or younger than them

He’s kind, he’s respectful, and he’s invited to girls night outs/ meetups because no one messes with them when he’s looking over their shoulders terrifying the creeps away

Plus he’s a great bag holder and scouter for stores

[huldrabitch]

It's t-shirt head and potato-sack mask...aka Konig and Stiletto with their matching gear uwu

[loth-moth]

Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (2022)

KorTac Operators - Default Skins and In Game Biographies.

For all your creative/curious needs.

All images, characters and writing belong to Infinity Ward and Activision. I've simply edited them down to full cards for the sake of accessibility. Enjoy <3.

SpecGru

[bl00dysavior]

Like for a starter w/ Stiletto!

[blummberg]

CALISTO BC I LIVE LAUGH LOVE HER SM PLS LOOK AT HER /normal

[andreas-river]

Hi, I hope you’re doing well. I’ve just seen there’s a new Stiletto skin and it looks like Konig. So I was wondering if you could do a small one shot of Konig and Stiletto making masks out of shirts. Can be romantic or sibling dynamics. All good if you don’t want to :)

König and Stiletto being siblings

A/N: sorry it took so long, but here's your request! Pretty funny to write, and Stiletto is actually so much underrated. Hope it's okay if this one is short!

Warnings: none.

Disclaimer: I don't own any MW characters. English is not my first language.

The skin of Stiletto's I'm talking about is this one.

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The KorTac base wasn't the biggest, but it was comfortable and everyone knew each other, like a big family. And everyone knows that it's not easy being siblings in a family.

"It's not even a t-shirt!"

The Italian woman almost jumped at the Austrian accent behind her, looking menacingly at the tall man approaching her.

"So? It's none of your business," she tried to dismiss him with a wave of her hand, but failed.

"You're coping me." he crossed his arms over his chest, looking almost like a child.

"I'm not coping you," she mocked him, gesturing to the cloth in her hands.

König tried to stay as still as possible, even tried to listen to the words Stiletto was saying, but it was too much for him: he looked at her as she tried to explain herself, although all he saw were the hand gestures, almost symbolic and due to her nationality.

"You're not listening, are you?"

And that was when he lost his composure, trying to keep from laughing, but in vain: maybe it was the accent or the way she moved, but he found her to be the funniest woman in the world.

On the other hand, knowing full well that her explanation was useless, she rolled her eyes at her colleague's reaction, pinched her nose between two fingers, and shook her head in disapproval.

In the back of the room, however, Roze and Horangi witnessed something they would never forget, as had happened so many times between the two of them.

[cariadlovescodwomen]

listen, i get it, i really do, i get that there is a lot more male characters in the game to obsess over, buy could ya please acknowledge the women? pretty please?

i’m scared of annoying people with repeating myself so much, but this is my blog??? 😭 i’ll post about this as much as i want, lmfao

i love them so much that it’s killing me, or the lack of content for them is

re-reading the same four headcanons, two fanfics, non-stop checking one blog over and over again

i’m happy for ghost/soap/price/könig stans… i am not at all envious… not at all… (but why do some of you guys exclude gaz from 141 stuff??)

i’m fed when it comes to valeria, thankfully, but that’s about it (any cod writers that write for valeria, kate, and farah, i love you so much, but i’m way too scared to ever make an ask, even anonymously)

(does anyone else’s social anxiety extend to the internet?? i find posting these things incredibly nerve-racking, i could never ask a STRANGER ON THE INTERNET to maybe write something for me)

[afifehatun]

Fobias de KorTac (termina raro)

Hutch: Digan sus miedos, sin pena Calisto: Las arañas Horangi: Al océano Fender: Los espacios cerrados Roze: A los payasos Stiletto: A las agujas König: Stiletto