#cod stiletto

[madammidnightsblog]

Headcannon: Horangi has made all of KorTac go to a Kpop concert at least once as a bet. They all had to last to sit there listening to Red Velvet all night which had Horangi dancing and singing while Hutcher joined in and Roze filming them dance along while laughing.

[gothghostiie]

Brat tamer Stiletto. That’s it

Thoughts? Opinions?? Facts??? Ideas???? /silly

cw: brat taming, man handling, slapping, gn!reader

mhhh. stiletto is so god damn gorgeous and you just see that she knows how to tame a brat. i mean christ, look at her. give her a funny look after she gives you an order, she just raises her eyebrow at you, as you just stay put, trying not to grin. "I gave you an order, pet." her voice is low and calculated, she knows what you're doing and she knows how to fix it.

"nothin'." you keep smirking as she walks over to you, arms crossed over her chest, eyebrows furrowed. she only stops when she's toe to toe with you, staring you down.

"last chance. are you gonna be good?" the question is more of a courtesy question than anything, she knows you wont. and she wouldn't have it any other way honestly. she waits until you shake your head with a grin, giving her the green light before slapping you across the face and immediately grabbing it tightly, squishing your cheeks. either leaning down to your height or pulling you down to her height untol your noses are touching. "when I give you an order, you do it. no hesitation, no refusing. are we clear?" her voice is almost sweet, but you know that's when it gets dangerous. you nod quickly; as good as you can anyway; before she smiles and let's your face go, patting your cheek a bit too firmly. "good. now get."

[seriously-mike]

Stiletto (knife-flirting with Valeria): Do you know what goes between fear and sex? König (popping up ass outta nowhere): FÜNF!

[cerosin-bis]

Would you happen to have any hcs for Stiletto?

Yes !! Stiletto is imo one of the most interesting characters in MWII lore-wise. I think of her... Here are a few Stiletto headcanons!

She's often blinded by her (unsatiated) need for revenge. Like she will project her grievances very easily and she gets upset *fast* and loud, but sometimes not at the right people.

Cannot lie. She has tact, thank you very much, she knows how to say things and adapt to situations, but she could not be undercover. Even if a friend of hers lies to someone next to her she WILL call them out for it immediately after. if one could be phobic of the mere concept of lies that's exactly what Stiletto would be

That being said she's incredibly loyal, she has very few friends but they mean the world to her

Both cold-headed and impatient. Gets things done fast and well.

No, she will not tell anyone where her massive scar is from. She knows it's often the elephant in the room but nothing will make her talk about it.

Literally two-faced: work (assertive, cold, even ruthless at times), vs private (caring, attentionate and observant)

She's SO bad at jokes. She cannot deliver a joke and it is also a bit hard to crack jokes with her - but her laugh is both contagious and very pretty!!

[children-of-epiales]

Thank you @felrijarija for the gorgeous comms!

Top: Renata

Middle: COD crossover ReaperxStiletto

Bottom: God of War AU LaraxSage

[bl00dysavior]

Tried my hand at drawing her while waiting around at work

[hellmersy]

With the recent announcement that Overwatch 2 PvE isn't coming and the community basically in shambles; I've decided to commemorate it with a list of who I think my fav COD operators would main. Enjoy.

Soap: Junkrat main. It's okay tho everyone bullies him for it.

Ghost: Widowmaker and Kiriko are his jam, occasionally plays Cassidy as well. He gets accused of hacking all the time because he hits nothing but headshots.

Price: Doesn't understand how this game works at all, really likes Winston tho.

Gaz: Doesn't care about being good at the game, he is simply so down bad for Sojourn AND Soldier: 76, you cannot change my mind.

Alex & Farah: Pharmercy duo; Alex is Mercy obvi.

Alejandro: Sombra main, the poor man.

Rudy: Also has no idea how the game works, thinks Sombra is cool.

Valeria: Doomfist and Reaper. Screams into the mic in Spanish about how the healers are shit even though she is constantly out of LOS.

Kleo: Tank main (all the tanks). The hyperaggressive Tank player that makes the enemy team feel genuine fear. Makes all the space for her team and has literally never lost a comp game, somehow still in silver.

Stiletto: Is upset that there are no Italian characters, DPS Lucio/Moira.

Roze: Sojourn/Ashe main, also down bad for Sojourn, also gets accused of hacking.

König: Reinhardt main, he hopes that by playing a character with so much charisma he'll inevitably adopt some of it. He doesn't lol.

[lukiifer]

Did you see the new Stiletto skin? It’s like she asked Konig to help her make a mask 🥰

i just looked it up and you're right! they're gonna be matching now! soon könig is gonna start making masks for all of kortac hehe

[gremlinmodetweeker]

Big Guy Big Belly

König is a big man, and with a big man comes a big appetite. We’re talking about a 6’10 man constantly maintaining his peak physique. He needs to be consuming as many calories and as much protein, carbs, fats, fiber and more to keep himself in fit and fighting shape.

At the canteen, he’s a nightmare. I bet that people rush to the cafeteria just to make sure they get something to eat before the big man on base rolls up. He’ll clear out the bins if he gets a chance. There’s a rumour on base that the reason König fought so hard to climb the ranks so quickly was just to be able to eat more and get away with it. Little do they know that they’re absolutely right, but König will never say that out loud. Ever. There’s some secrets you take to your grave. 

Either way, König is a menace in the canteen. He’ll pile his plate as high as he can when he gets a chance. He’s packing away all he can get in the shortest amount of time he can, and everyone has to suffer for it. The worst part is that everyone has to rush to get to the caf before König, and König knows exactly what others are doing, so he’s in a daily race against the entire base to eat his fill. It’s always a photo-finish to see who gets to the cafeteria first.  König currently has been slacking, so he’s not been eating like he normally has. Is he mad? Not really. He’ll clean out the snack cart later. 

He’s a monster late at night. Everyone knows that you need to leave the big man to his snacks, lest you face the wrath of the colossus on base. Well, wrath in a peculiar way. He just gets quiet and angry, but it’s still not a fun experience to try and fight him for a sandwich. If you take the last egg salad sandwich you’ll be at the top of his shit list for the next week. Don’t even think he won’t track you down. He’ll throw around his rank just to get his hands on the poor bastard. Nobody is safe, either.

Stiletto only once took the last pudding cup. Once. She never made that mistake again. For a week he was giving her dirty looks over a cold shoulder as he bumbled down the hall. She eventually had to give in and sacrifice a desert to be able to get back in his good graces. She still thinks he’s a massive bitch because of it. And you know what? She’s right. Everybody knows she’s right, König included, but he’ll keep going after whoever ‘steals’ ‘his’ snacks. They get along a bit better now that they’ve both advanced in rank and worked together, but there was a good period of time where Stiletto had to sleep with one eye open.

It gets a bit better for everyone when König finally finds a partner and doesn’t stay on base so often. Everyone takes a moment to pray for the poor soul who has to cook for König whenever he gets home from deployment.

See, during deployment, König can’t be such a massive bitch about food. He gets his rations, and that’s that. He can’t steal from anybody else, so he gets stuck with these pitiful MREs that barely fill him up. It’s miserable, and he’s losing weight like crazy when on the field. He’s running on fumes and burning calories like crazy as he’s risking his life out there. It’s gotten to a point where König has taken to eating with hostages post-rescue to ‘help them feel safer’ (read: get more food into his gullet). Thankfully, he puts his best foot forward when dealing with victims of trauma and ensures that he has somebody else do all the socializing while he plays with the kids after dinner. Apparently, after the inevitable shower of tears whenever kids have to face König, he becomes pretty popular. They love to use him as a jungle gym (and make fun of him) and he’s just happy to get more to eat. He’ll take being called ‘bigger than even my dad!’, being told ‘you’re weird’ or being asked ‘why are you so big and scary all the time?’ any day for a little extra to eat. He can tolerate a few kids. He won’t ever admit that hanging around them makes him want some kids of his own, or at least not to Horangi, who’s already teasing König about being a surrogate father to the kids. König tells him to keep it to himself, but Horangi is already buying things for the baby shower.

Once König finally comes home, that’s when all Hell breaks loose. This man has been starving and he needs food NOW. He won’t take no for an answer. If you don’t have something prepared, he’ll be ordering a massive order of takeout the likes of which you’ve never seen before in your life. He’ll hit multiple places on his way back to your place if he doesn’t think you’ve been able to get something together for him. If you can’t cook, he won’t even bother telling you to cook for him and just focus on getting a whole banquet of junk food ready for when he arrives home. He brings the pizzas in the door before he even brings in his own bags. You’ll have to go out and grab his bag as he sets up his personal buffet table. The worst part is despite how much he can shove down, he always buys more than he can eat, so you’ve got a couple of days worth of food to shove in the fridge at the end of the night.

If you can cook, this is a multi-day experience. Is it rewarding? Absolutely. Is it painful? Abso-fucking-lutely. He’s got you slaving for hours a day just to get him a nice home cooked meal. You’ll be going all out to get him a big enough meal. We’re thinking a tray of mac and cheese, a whole roast chicken, easily a handful of loaded baked potatoes. If you have something from your traditional cuisine, he’s not picky, he’ll gobble it up in a heartbeat. Knowing you made it for him is more than enough for him. Food is the way to a man’s heart, some say, and König will never let you go if you treat him like the king he is.

The good thing about cooking König such a big meal is that he gives back. He’s not a fan of cooking, but for the next few days he’ll take over cooking and cleaning in the kitchen. It’s just an easy way for him to give back, you know? He can’t thank you enough with words, so why not with actions?

But the best part of König giving back is that he’s an excellent cook. He cooks mostly traditional food from his culture, but he’s down for some french or italian cooking if you’re into it. He can make a mean lasagne. He does not skimp on the cheese, this man. No he’s a cheese fiend. If you’re lactose intolerant, you’ve got another thing coming for you. He will hand feed you lactaid just for the meal. If you have a dietary restriction, he’ll learn how to cook your types of meals in abundance. He’s perfect that way. Vegetarian, vegan, keto, no matter what, he’s got your back. He’s learned how to make an excellent spread for a dinner party, and part of learning to cater to others is to work around other people’s diets; his mother drilled that rule into his little head as a kid. He does it without complaint, too. For at least a week after coming home, he’s just so happy to be around food in abundance again. He’s absolutely thriving in the kitchen before the thrill wears off and he’s back to avoiding cooking like the plague again.

He loves to eat, but usually hates to cook. He’ll mostly eat takeout until he actually has to eat a nutritious meal again for a change. It’s not that cooking is awful, it’s just that he hates doing the dishes. He’d be far more inclined if he didn’t have to do the dishes afterwards. If you take over dishes, he’ll definitely step up his game for the both of you.

All in all, König loves to eat. He’s a big man with a bigger appetite, as hard as that is to believe. Once he retires he has to learn to cut back a fair bit, but he never loses his taste for sweets and snacks. It’s just something you’ll have to learn to live with.

[sharkys-disco-stick]

missing my modern warfare ii ladies

[cariadlovescodwomen]

while everyone obsesses over ghost, price, soap, könig, and graves (give more love to gaz, ale, and rudy, though)

i am pathetically enamoured with the cod ladies

these four in particular, lmao

just look at kleo, holy fuck

i’d let roze shoot me

calisto would probably hate me, but, oh well 😍

and stiletto just does things to me, man

[numberonecodwomenfan]

im going crazy thinking about my idea for a cod women roller derby au

i play roller derby and i literally just finished practice so its fresh in my brain rn

also theyre all on the same team because i want them to be besties ok

laswell is the captain of the glam grenades (yes i know the name is corny, derby team names usually are lmaoo), and her wife coaches the corresponding junior team. laswell’s derby name is watcher, and her number is 01. she usually plays as a blocker, but she’ll pivot sometimes.

farah is almost solely a jammer. her derby name is farah scare-‘em (which again, i know its corny but all derby names are 😭). she’s a speed DEMON, and she’s insane at jumps. if she’s jamming against you, you’re barely even gonna land a hit on her. she’s jumping around on her toe stops and squeezing around blockers like she’s dancing. alex goes to all of the team’s practices and bouts, and he’s practically drooling the whole time like “holy shit thats my badass girlfriend”

valeria is usually a pivot. her name is slammin’ scorpion (referencing that one line where alejandro calls her a scorpion 🤭), and when i say slammin, i mean it. shes one of those blockers that gets penalties constantly. she is VICIOUS. she send jammers flying when she hits them. she has a lot of pent up anger, ok? god forbid a woman has hobbies.

roze is a blocker for sure. she’s sturdy as hell and it takes a lot to take her down. her derby name is ragin’ roze and shes a bad bitchhhh!!! i like to think shes pretty tall, so sneaking around her is a no go with those long legs. she also seems like the type to manhandle her teammates a lot. like if the jammer is moving to the opposite side, shes yelling “out!” and just yanking the other blockers over.

callisto is a blocker too. she prefers to play as a point because she’s a control freak, and while she trusts her teammates, she prefers to be able to see the jammer. this is a really stupid joke but i think it would be funny if her derby name was lady liberty because she’s from france and moved to the US lmaoo

i feel like stiletto’s derby name would just be stiletto. its cool enough on its own lmao. she also gives blocker to me, and i feel like shes the type to get penalties a lot and then get insubordination penalties for giving the refs sass.

nova feels like a jack of all trades to me. i think her derby name would be nova, and i feel like she would be one of those players that just throws caution to the wind and charges in with no hesitation.

kleo is greek and i also imagine her to be pretty tall, so i think her derby name would be something like amazon lol. i feel like shed be a pretty aggressive blocker. she is NOT letting that jammer past, so much so that she sometimes gets stop block penalties.

uhh yeah thats all the brainrot i have lmao. i might draw them 😏😏

[mr-not-null]

[seriously-mike]

So I'm reading all those weird COD MWII headcanon posts and I would like to add one more thing:

Stiletto steals König's clothes. It's canon. Just look at the skin pack above. No denying that.

[cerosin-bis]

You get these asks a lot but I love ur hcs to me they become canon bc mwll won't give us anything else about them SO: childhood/family hcs for Stiletto & Kleo pls🙏 (ik we got some for Kleo but I love her)

Thank you so much 🥺 I'm glad you like my headcanons!! I'm like; Notoriously bad specifically with family headcanons but here is what I could think about with them:

Given the way her bio mentions it, I would think Stiletto's family was torn apart by organised crime and drugs. I would imagine she had part of her close family murdered by a branch of the mafia as revenge kills, maybe because her father or mother was involved in drug trafficking and posed a threat. I'd imagine her to have lost at the very least a parent and multiple siblings, and it's a grief she will probably never overcome. She masks it a lot, but a part of her heart definitely feels empty, which is why connecting with others takes time but is supremely important to her. This is how she's slowly healing.

Kleo's bio mentions she comes from a blue-collar family, so I can imagine her picking a career that both resonates with her and how she works, and that would make her family proud. In my head she's an only child, raised in a very patriotic household, and she's super close with her parents (and although they're proud of her, she's extremely nostalgic of her hometown and wishes she could see her parents more often). She has a big family but only really is close with her parents.

[children-of-epiales]

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