#mushroom eggs benedict

[itsfoodbaby]

instagram.com/breanna.eats

[thealanwrightblog]

An assortment of cooked breakfasts from the last 12 months.

[1luv4mahaters]

[skittledeedoo]

Wild Mushroom Eggs Benedict

[youaretheairinmyalveoli]

Mushroom Eggs Benedict with NotHollandaise

[cuepoc]

Wild Mushroom Eggs Benedict

[on-the-clear-blue]

Dead Man's Diner pt3

Dick knew that Tim was sending him looks every few seconds.

How could he not? This places food names were honestly the best, if this was some kinda murder cult Dick would be so disappointed.

Glancing up over the menu at Danny, Dick smiled at the teen who had been whipping down the same cup for five minutes like some wild west bartender while trying very hard not to stare at the two vigilantes.

"Okay, I think I have made up my mind, Red you got what you wanted?" Finally meeting Tim's eyes, Dick mentally winced, Tim's eyes were doing that twitchy thing that happened sometimes...

"Yes. I am." Dick understand slightly but like...the puns weren't that bad

Out of the corner of his eye Dick saw Danny pop up, nearly slamming the mug he had been holding as he fumbled with a note pad, coming closer to the two, he did a pretty decent customer service smile as he waited.

Since Tim was having a problem with words, Dick went first.

"So, I'll have some Boo-berry Poltergeist pancakes, with two sunny side up eggs and a side of bacon?" Dick watched as Danny paused for a moment, let out a little laugh and then started to write before looking to Tim.

"I will have...Ugh, the Wraith waffles with the hunting hashbrowns on the side...please." Dick had seen Tim look less pained over being stabbed than say the wonderful puns.

"Alrighty, anything to drink before I head back and get started on your order?" Holding up a coffee jug in one hand and an orange juice jug in the other, Danny gave a slight smirk.

Perhaps it was the coffee but Tim looked a bit less pained after that.

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As he slapped down a few pieces of bacon, Danny totally didn't use his ghost powers to bring the bowl of pancake batter over closer as he scooped a ladle full on a freshly buttered side of the flat top, making sure it set first, Danny heard a beep from the frier, heading over he paused to see French fries in there as well.

Shaking his head, he dunked them all into the oil, and moved to set the timer only to see it already clicking down, "Oh um...thank you very much." Patting the deep frier, Danny moved back to the flat top as it let out a gurgling purr.

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Tim took all of five seconds after Danny rounded the corner into the back of the house to start whispering

"Wing, this place is mocking me. Apple apparition pie? Haunting Hashbrowns? Ethereal fucking eggs benedict." Hissing Tim shifted in his seat, "like I would get it if this place was ghost themed but it very clearly isnt! It is mocking me because I know this place doesn't exist!" Slamming a fist down on the counter, it very much thudded.

Sharing a look with Tim, Dick placed a hand on Tim's shoulder, "Buddy...I agree there is something up with this place but...I very much think it exists? Since we are kinda sitting here."

Dragging his hand down his face with a groan Tim leaned back in his seat, "I know and it is infuriating me..." Grabbing the coffee mug Tim looked at it with a not insignificant amount of distrust before taking a swig, pausing, than taking another, much slower sip, holding the mug with both hands as he lowered it down, staring at the dark liquid with a small glare.

"Red? You okay? Is that the bad coffee look ot oh shittake mushrooms that was poisoned look?" Dick said worryingly, looking to the cup of orange juice that was in front of him with suspicion.

"N-no...I" Tim's words cut off as he took a breath, "Just...tastes just like the kind Mom used to drink, came from this little town in Chile they passed through..." staring at the cup a little longer Tim shook his head, "They closed a few years back, the farmer that made it got killed by a drug cartel that wanted him to plant coca rather than coffee, it's just that this place should very much not have this."

There was a tension between the two vigilantes, Dick moving to speak before being cut off by Danny quickly coming out from the back.

"Order up! Got two pancakes for Mr. Nightwing, side of bacon and eggs and two waffles for Mr. Red Robin with some hasbrowns!" Setting each plate down in front of said vigilante, Danny gave them both a grin.

"And a side of Phantom fries for both of you on the house!"

After refilling the little bit missing out of Tim's cup, Danny seemed to be to there one second and back in the kitchen a moment later.

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"Phantom fries?" Danny whispered to himself as he started to clean off the griddle, a grin on his face as he did, he might of left the hero business, but oh God was it funny, he wondered if other people got the same fun out of it.

Checking out on he customers through the small window to the front, Danny felt his core thrum at the sight of the two eating, it was a different kind of thrum that he got while protecting people, this one...this one gave him a full body shudder and cleared a fog in his mind he didn't even he had.

Shaking his head, Danny tried not to let the purr building in his chest out.

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Screw the worries that Tim had, Dick was having the time of his life.

"We can't tell the others about this place Red...Little wing would try and place it in the Alley and B might try and buy it cus holy guacamole this shit is good..." Dick had dug in after Tim's wrist mounted computer had tested the food for any known poisons which said that there weren't any, but still went and saved a few samples for further analysis at the Cave.

Dick didn't know why but the pancakes tasted like those that Alfred made the first week he had been at the manor, he had gotten upset at Brcue and hid in the attic all day, but Alfred managed to lure him down with the promise of blueberries in his pancakes.

They were perfectly fluffy, butter soaked with that little edge around it that was crunchy, the berries were tart enough to battle the maple syrup and...it was just like how Dick remembered.

Shaking his head as he finished up his food, Dick threw a look over at Tim, who was hunched over his empty plate, holding his mug of coffee closer, at Dicks questioning look the teen spoke.

"We have to leave Wing something is just...off about this place, its...they taste like when my dad used to make breakfast after coming home from a dig...has to be brain waves or mind reading or..." Tim continued to ramble on, ideas flowing out of him like a water fall.

By the time that Danny went back to check on the two, they were gone.

[copperbadge]

[ID: A series of photographs from my recent trip to Detroit; the top two are a drinks menu from Cafe D'Mongo's where I got the Detroit Brown -- Crown Royal, Angostura Bitters, Vernors -- and a fantastic raspberry pastry from Canelle nearby. Below, an image of the entrance to a promenade at Eastern Market, the big year-round farmer's market, set against a cloudy sky. Then more food, including a Detroit pizza from Como's and Eggs Norwegian (eggs benedict with spinach and smoked salmon) from Le Supreme. Lastly, three images from the Zoo Lights walk, including whales, seals, a moose, mushrooms, and illuminated trees.]

Greetings from Detroit! Or rather, retroactive greetings, since I was there this weekend and am back home now. I got to have some delicious food, visit interesting shopping destinations, and freeze my LEDs off at the Zoo Lights! (Worth it.)

I got to see, hang out with, and talk shit with good friends, but this trip was also unusual because I have a friend who grew up in Detroit but moved away decades ago and hasn't been back, and this is the first time I've been there since meeting him.

He came from an abusive home and Detroit didn't have many good memories for him; I told him I wouldn't send photos or talk about it if he wanted, but he actually ended up sharing a lot with me and enjoying seeing Detroit through my eyes, which I think was somewhat healing for him. He said it looked as though the Detroit he knew had mostly died away in favor of something new, and it felt like the old memories had died off with it.

As distracting as it can sometimes be to be trying to take and send photos, text context and have conversations all while touristing and socializing, I do also love sharing the places I go with people. Especially for folks who can't get out much, like when I go to the museum and send paintings to my parents, it feels good -- productive, even -- to be able to bring a city to someone in that way.

[dunmeshistash]

Dungeon Meshi - "Dungeon Meals" from volumes 5 to 8

More info under the cut

These are from chapter 29 to 56 (Volumes 5 to 8)

1 to 4

There were a total of 24 'Meals' this time in 28 chapters, for more info on the counting check the first post

Here's the meals of each chapter and who made them.

Chapter 29 - Red Dragon VII Meal: Boneless Dragon Ham Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 30 - Good Medicine Meal: Orcish Decoction Cooked by: Leed

Chapter 31 - Dryad Meal: Jack-O-Lantern Potage & Sauteed Dryad Buds with Cheese Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 33 - Sea Serpent, part 2 Meal: Portable Meal Set For Adventurers Cooked by: ? (ready made rations)

Chapter 34 - Cockatrice Meal: Eisbein-Style Cockatrice & Dyad Bud Sauerkraut With a Side of Grilled Anti-Petrify Herb Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 35 - Cleaners Meal 1: Cockatrice & Egg Ankake Cooked by: Senshi Meal 2: Stone Dish Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 36 - Dried with Sweet Sake (Mirinboshi) Meal: Eastern Style Cuisine Cooked by: Maizuru, Senshi and Chilchuck (Benichidori, Hien and Tade helped with prepping)

Chapter 38 - Chimera Meal: Omelette Made With a Harpy Egg Cooked by: Laios with Senshi's help

Chapter 40 - Shapeshifter 2 Meal: Memories of the 5th Floor Pilaf, Sweet Dyad and Whole 5th Floor Piccata Cooked by: Shapeshifters, Senshi, Marcille and Chilchuck

Chapter 41 - Hag Meal: Risotto Made From Mushrooms Collected at the Graveyard & Cheese from the Orcs Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 42 - Nightmare Meal: Nightmare Steamed in Alcohol Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 43- Ice Golem Meal: Ice Golem Chawan-Mushi & Cooked Fish that was Inside the Ice Golem Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 44 - Barometz Meal: Barometz Balut (Alternative Name: Barometz Chops) Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 45 - Egg Meal: Souful Eggs Benedict Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 46 - The Golden Country Meal: Vegetables in Jellied Slime, Rack of Beef Ribs, Bladefish Loaf, Potato and Rabbit Soup Cooked by: Golden Country Citizens

Chapter 47 - Griffin Meal: The Breakfast Senshi Made (Pancakes, Sausage, Pumpkin Soup, Scrambled Eggs) Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 48 - Familiars Meal: Skyfish and Chips Cooked by: Laios

Chapter 49 - Griffin Soup Meal 1: Griffin Soup (Upper Body), Griffin Soup (Lower Body) Cooked by: Senshi Meal 2: Hippogriff Soup Cooked by: Laios

Chapter 50 - Dumplings 1 Meal: Hippogriff Dumplings Cooked by: Senshi, Laios, Marcille, Chilchuck and Izutsumi (everyone)

Chapter 51 - Dumplings 2 Meal: Changeling-Dumplings via Fairy Ring Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 55 - On Floor One 3 Meal: Hamburger Steak with Changeling sauce Cooked by: Senshi and Marcille

Chapter 56 - Bicorn Meal: Crispy Crunchy Mushroom Sandwich Cooked by: Senshi?

The chapters that had no "meal is done" panel were:

32 - Sea Serpent Part 1

37 - Harpy

39 - Shapeshifter 1

52 - Bacon and Eggs

53 - On Floor One 1

54 - On Floor One 2

Again most of them are the multi parts. chapter 47 originally didn't have the title and stats but the panel looked just like a food is done panel so I went to check on the official release and they added it so it's here. Chapter 37 I think its so far the only non multi part chapter where no food is prepped or eaten, in chapter 52 they make and drink tea even tho there's no special panel.

Now for stats.

Senshi made/worked on 17, 18 if you count the Crispy Crunchy Mushroom Sandwich and 19 if you count the small help with the omelet, I'll count the sandwich so 18.

Chilchuck worked on 3 meals

Marcille worked on 3 meals, one of them she was making a potion but it got used in a sauce

Laios made/worked on 4 meals, 2 of them by himself! And one of them with minimal Senshi help.

Izutsumi helped with the dumplings, you go izutsumi.

Out of the 24 meals in these 4 volumes, 22 were food and 1 was medicine and 1 was a goopy brick

Out of the 22 foods Senshi worked on 17 of them (1 of his was the brick), 3 of them were Laios, 1 of them was ready made food and 1 was the golden kingdom citizens

The eastern style meal was mostly made by Maizuru but Senshi helped.

There was a few panels that were small/had dialog in them but I counted cause they had the meal title, dragon ham title appears twice but I only counted as one meal.

Once again, I'm bad with numbers if I got anything wrong feel free to correct me!

[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

Another annually repeating tournament, it's the

Most Delicious Meal in the Dungeon Tournament 2024

This is the masterpost for the tournament. I'll pin it and update it with every new round, so you'll be able to find all polls easily.

The rules are very simple: You just vote for whichever meal you think tastes better, for whichever reason. The meal with the most votes advances to the next round.

Propaganda is encouraged! Please put it in the body of the post so I can reblog it. I don't reblog propaganda from tags or replies.

Spoiler warning: This tournament contains material up to the end of the manga. If you haven't caught up yet, you may be spoiled.

Finale:

Red dragon meal vs Falin's dragon cock (Falin's dragon cock won)

Battle for the bronze:

Changeling dumplings from fairy ring vs Marcille's home town local cuisine (Changeling dumplings from fairy ring won)

Previous rounds under the cut

Semi-finals:

Red dragon meal vs Changeling dumplings from fairy ring (Red dragon meal won)

Marcille's home town local cuisine vs Falin's dragon cock (Falin's dragon cock won)

Quarter finals:

Red dragon meal vs Head-chopping rabbit curry (Red dragon meal won)

Changeling dumplings from fairy ring vs Crispy mushroom and egg sandwich (Changeling dumplings from fairy ring won)

Marcille's home town local cuisine vs Soul eggs benedict (Marcille's home town local cuisine won)

Falin's dragon cock vs Boiled Hippogriff potstickers (Falin's dragon cock won)

Round 4:

Red dragon meal vs Phoenix confit (Red dragon meal won)

Head-chopping rabbit curry vs Huge scorpion and Walking mushroom hotpot (Head-chopping rabbit curry won)

Stolen vegetable and chicken stew with plundered bread vs Changeling dumplings from fairy ring (Changeling dumplings from fairy ring won)

Crispy mushroom and egg sandwich vs Dryad potage and sauté (Crispy mushroom and egg sandwich won)

Marcille's home town local cuisine vs The breakfast menu (Marcille's home town local cuisine won)

Soul eggs benedict vs Faligon gratin (Soul eggs benedict won)

Hamburg steak with Changeling sauce vs Falin's dragon cock (Falin's dragon cock won)

Boiled Hippogriff potstickers vs Faligon cream stew (Boiled Hippogriff potstickers won)

Round 3, part 2:

Boneless dragon ham vs Marcille's home town local cuisine (Marcille's home town local cuisine won)

The breakfast menu vs Ice golem savoury egg custard and cooked fish (The breakfast menu won)

Soul eggs benedict vs Faligon meat pie (Soul eggs benedict won)

Court cuisine full course meal vs Faligon gratin (Faligon gratin won)

Hamburg steak with Changeling sauce vs Tentacle gnocchi (Hamburg steak with Changeling sauce won)

Golden castle meal vs Falin's dragon cock (Falin's dragon cock won)

Boiled Hippogriff potstickers vs Exorcism sorbet (Boiled Hippogriff potstickers won)

Mushroom and cheese risotto vs Faligon cream stew (Faligon cream stew won)

Round 3, part 1:

Red dragon meal vs An eastern meal (Red dragon meal won)

Phoenix confit vs Rolled Harpy egg omelette (Phoenix confit won)

Head-chopping rabbit curry vs Roast Basilisk (Head-chopping rabbit curry won)

Huge scorpion and Walking mushroom hotpot vs Faligon stew (Huge scorpion and Walking mushroom hotpot won)

Stolen vegetable and chicken stew with plundered bread vs Grilled Kelpie (Stolen vegetable and chicken stew with plundered bread won)

Fifth floor meal vs Changeling dumplings from fairy ring (Changeling dumplings from fairy ring won)

Crispy mushroom and egg sandwich vs Looted grain porridge (Crispy mushroom and egg sandwich won)

Dryad potage and sauté vs Egg and carrot porridge (Dryad potage and sauté won)

Round 2, part 4:

Cockatrice eisbein with Dryad sauerkraut vs Hamburg steak with Changeling sauce (Hamburg steak with Changeling sauce won)

Tentacle gnocchi vs Stone dish (Tentacle gnocchi won)

Golden castle meal vs Shinkei-jime Marcille (Golden castle meal won)

Hippogriff soup vs Falin's dragon cock (Falin's dragon cock won)

Cockatrice and egg ankake vs Boiled Hippogriff potstickers (Boiled Hippogriff potstickers won)

Exorcism sorbet vs Barometz stew (Exorcism sorbet won)

Tentacle and Kelpie stew vs Mushroom and cheese risotto (Mushroom and cheese risotto won)

Baked Senshi vs Faligon cream stew (Faligon cream stew won)

Round 2, part 3:

Boneless dragon ham vs Falin and Warg skeletons (Boneless dragon ham won)

Portable meal set for adventurers vs Marcille's home town local cuisine (Marcille's home town local cuisine won)

The breakfast menu vs Chilchuck ruibe (The breakfast menu won)

Stewed Dullahan's horse's head vs Ice golem savoury egg custard and cooked fish (Ice golem savoury egg custard and cooked fish won)

Soul eggs benedict vs Treasure insect snacks (Soul eggs benedict won)

Living armour full course meal vs Faligon meat pie (Faligon meat pie won)

Court cuisine full course meal vs Nightmares steamed in sake (Court cuisine full course meal won)

Seawater-pickled Izutsumi vs Faligon gratin (Faligon gratin won)

Round 2, part 2:

Man-eating plant tart vs Stolen vegetable and chicken stew with plundered bread (Stolen vegetable and chicken stew with plundered bread won)

Grilled Kelpie vs Mandrakes simmered in sweet sauce (Grilled Kelpie won)

Fifth floor meal vs Green dragon's acqua pazza (Fifth floor meal won)

Grilled Cockatrice vs Changeling dumplings from fairy ring (Changeling dumplings from fairy ring won)

Crispy mushroom and egg sandwich vs Mandrake kakiage and Big bat tempura (Crispy mushroom and egg sandwich won)

Looted grain porridge vs Roast Walking mushroom (Looted grain porridge won)

Dryad potage and sauté vs Mysterious bavarois and some kind of tea (Dryad potage and sauté won)

Warm Succubus milk vs Egg and carrot porridge (Egg and carrot porridge won, with exactly 1 vote difference)

Round 2, part 1:

Red dragon meal vs Let's cutlet the dragon to pieces! (Red dragon meal won)

An eastern meal vs Steamed Mimic with rice wine (An eastern meal won)

Golden country dragon vs Phoenix confit (Phoenix confit won)

Rolled Harpy egg omelette vs Succubus and Bicorn brain doria (Rolled Harpy egg omelette won)

Head-chopping rabbit curry vs Skyfish and chips (Head-chopping rabbit curry won)

Roast Basilisk vs Faligon blood sausage (Roast Basilisk won)

Barometz balut vs Huge scorpion and Walking mushroom hotpot (Huge scorpion and Walking mushroom hotpot won)

Faligon stew vs Stir-fried Walking mushroom with medicinal herbs (Faligon stew won)

Round 1:

Let's cutlet the dragon to pieces! vs Orc medicinal concoction (Let's cutlet the dragon to pieces! won)

Skyfish and chips vs Special interfaith holy water (Skyfish and chips won)

Barometz balut vs Boiled Mimic (Barometz balut won)

Grilled Giant parasite vs Man-eating plant tart (Man-eating plant tart won)

Crispy mushroom and egg sandwich vs Mandrake and Basilisk omelette (Crispy mushroom and egg sandwich won)

Frog suit vs Portable meal set for adventurers (Portable meal set for adventurers won)

Griffin soup vs Treasure insect snacks (Treasure insect snacks won)

Nightmares steamed in sake vs Kelpie oil soap (Nightmares steamed in sake won)

Tentacles with vinegar dressing vs Cockatrice eisbein with Dryad sauerkraut (Cockatrice eisbein with Dryad sauerkraut won)

Boiled Hippogriff potstickers vs Golem field fresh veggie lunch (Boiled Hippogriff potstickers won)

[alittlepudge-neverhurtnobody]

kinktober #17

Gaining Gamer 🎮 / Dungeon 🏰 (both-ish!)

Delicious Dungeon: Channel Trailer

farcilleskitchen☑️

102,422 views · 1 year ago

Welcome to the dungeon — er, kitchen! We’re Falin and Marcille, and we’re on a mission to cook every dish featured in everyone’s favorite dungeon game. 

New videos every other Tuesday! 

43K likes

498 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: Boiled Mimic

farcilleskitchen☑️

23,232 views · 1 year ago

Starting off easy(ish) with a deceptively delicious dish from early on in the dungeon. Will it transform into something we can enjoy irl too? P.S. bonus points to everyone who commented on our trailer to yell about how cute Falin is. ISN’T SHE?!?!? P.P.S. NEGATIVE bonus points to everyone who commented to tell me that my elf ears are distracting. IT’S CALLED AN HOMAGE, PEOPLE! 

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille’s Instagram: arcane_ambrosia

Falin’s Instagram: bugoutwithfalin

10.5K likes

344 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: Risotto with Graveyard Mushrooms and Orc Cheese

farcilleskitchen☑️

26,458 views · 11 months ago

We didn’t pick these mushrooms from a graveyard, but we did walk by one on our way to the farmer’s market so it still counts. And we couldn’t decide on what cheese was the most orc-like so we picked ORK(NEY) CHEDDAR. This preparation is a little different from normal risotto because it calls for short-grain rice instead of long-grain, but it’s still delicious!

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

13.9K likes

398 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: Griffin’s Egg Quiche

farcilleskitchen☑️

32,495 views · 11 months ago

Have you ever tried ostrich eggs?! Neither have we! It’s a first for everyone this week, including Falin’s brother Laios who’s lurking in the background. (Hi, Laios!) Thanks to Falin & Laios’s Uncle Senshi for the eggs from his farm!

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

Senshi’s website: http://www.prodigiousprovisions.com 

16K likes

344 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: Grilled Cockatrice

farcilleskitchen☑️

399,994 views · 10 months ago

Falin said I couldn’t make a joke in this video about how we’re doing meat this week because everyone in the comments wants Laios’s meat SO BAD so I’m making it here HAHA! He’s not on Instagram, sorry everyone. ANYWAY! Today we’re making grilled cockatrice. This made enough for a family of 5, but luckily, we have Laios, so it all got eaten!

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

Senshi’s website: http://www.prodigiousprovisions.com 

17.3K likes

403 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: Jack O’Lantern Potage with Sauteed Dryad Buds and Cheese

farcilleskitchen☑️

42,587 views · 10 months ago

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! The truly scary thing about this video was how much cheese Laios ate behind the scenes. (I know it’s not Halloween YET, but squash blossoms are still in season right now and you’ll need them for this. Besides, all of October is Halloween for some of us.) 

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

Senshi’s website: http://www.prodigiousprovisions.com  

18.2K likes

487 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: Soul Eggs Benedict

farcilleskitchen☑️

50,943 views · 9 months ago

Benedict is a great topic for this video because SOMEONE barely even left us a bite after we spent ALL AFTERNOON in a HOT KITCHEN making it, LAIOS. #traitor #eggsbenedictarnold Anyway, you can use any eggs you like for this! Ours are duck eggs from Uncle Senshi. We told him how much you guys love him and he was so happy!!

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

Senshi’s website: http://www.prodigiousprovisions.com 

24.9K likes

504 comments

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MUKBANG | Eggs benedict 

LaiosTheDevourer

1,094 views · 9 months ago

I’ve seen a lot of these recently so I thought I’d try one too! Eating lots of eggs benedict cooked in the style of the dungeon game. Food prepared by my sister and her girlfriend, go check out their channel at farcilleskitchen!

52 likes

14 comments

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Delicious Dungeon DOUBLE FEATURE: Tentacle Gnocchi AND Tentacles with Vinegar Dressing

farcilleskitchen☑️

58,928 views · 9 months ago

… listen, sometimes life gives you a LOT of tentacles, and you gotta use them up somehow. Thanks again to Uncle Senshi for the boatload of squid he procured for us this week, definitely legally! And thanks to Laios for eating more tentacles than either of us thought possible.

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

Senshi’s website: http://www.prodigiousprovisions.com 

28K likes

555 comments

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MUKBANG | Wings on a full stomach

LaiosTheDevourer

2,304 views · 9 months ago

Hey, this is kind of fun! Thanks for all the comments, they were very nice. Today I’m having wings because the place I like has a deal on Wednesdays. I was already pretty full because I had a lot of squid earlier (very good!) but who can say no to wings? By the end I could barely move, I was so stuffed, but it was worth it!

123 likes

19 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: Hippogriff Soup Dumplings

farcilleskitchen☑️

63,082 views · 8 months ago ago

This week, we get freaky with PORK FAT, which was … not fun for one of us. Thanks to Uncle Senshi for sourcing the chicken! Also, guest appearance by Laios, who got freaky with so many soup dumplings that he had to unbutton his pants. #achievementunlocked?

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

Senshi’s website: http://www.prodigiousprovisions.com 

31.7K likes

602 comments

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NOT a mukbang | So much soup

LaiosTheDevourer

2,976 views · 8 months ago

You guys are so nice!! Thanks so much for the support. You really liked my last video when I was really full, so here’s another for you. My sister and her girlfriend made soup dumplings and had a lot of extras, so they gave them to me! Every time I move I can hear my stomach slosh :/ How many do you think I ate?

Food made by farcilleskitchen!

273 likes

21 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: Nightmares Steamed in Sake

farcilleskitchen☑️

78,146 views · 8 months ago

This week, we venture into new territory for one of our party members (not saying who because it will be abundantly clear in the video) and make OYSTERS! Some of us were very excited because “oysters are like if slime was edible.” Believe it or not, that did not help sell one great adventurer on this dish. Cooking wine will work for this recipe if you don’t have sake, but sake is the most authentic! Luckily it’s pretty easy to find in your local Asian market. #hmartforever

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

Senshi’s website: http://www.prodigiousprovisions.com 

45.5K likes

723 comments

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MUKBANG | Oysters!!

LaiosTheDevourer

3,415 views · 8 months ago

Wow! Thanks so much for the comments on my last video. I really appreciate it! Today it’s oysters in sake for lunch, and my friend didn’t want hers so I got them instead! I hadn’t thought about how many oysters I could eat until now, but I guess the answer is a lot. 

Food made by farcilleskitchen!

312 likes

26 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: Hamburg Steak with Changeling Sauce

farcilleskitchen☑️

84,458 views · 7 months ago

No changelings were harmed in the making of this dish! Just mushrooms, we promise. Thanks to Uncle Senshi for providing the meat AND produce for this video! Everyone go sign up for his farm newsletter or we’ll hold our next video hostage. [EDIT: We will not hold the next video hostage. But it would be nice if you signed up for Uncle Senshi’s newsletter. He includes a lot of pictures of cows! — Falin]

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

Senshi’s website: http://www.prodigiousprovisions.com 

48.1K likes

992 comments

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MUKBANG | Steak with mushroom sauce

LaiosTheDevourer

3,728 views · 7 months ago

I think these videos are making me fat … it’s getting harder to button my pants. But I persevere! Food is very important to me and I could never disappoint my wonderful followers! Haha. Anyway, here’s a couple of big steaks with mushroom sauce. Delicious!

Food made by farcilleskitchen!

345 likes

31 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: Head-Chopping Rabbit Gently Prepared Chicken Curry

farcilleskitchen☑️

97,124 views · 7 months ago

Sorry, everyone … we chickened (rabbitted?) out. While you may know us as the tough-as-nails, take-no-shit dungeon adventurers we play on this channel, we have a soft spot for rabbits so we made a big substitution in this one and used chicken thighs instead. You can use white meat if you prefer, but we used dark. And you may enjoy a picture of Marcille with her pet rabbits as an apology for deviating from the recipe. (Apologies to chicken owners. We don’t have any experience with chickens as pets but we acknowledge that you are out there and we’re sorry. It’s okay if you skip this one on principle.)

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

Senshi’s website: http://www.prodigiousprovisions.com 

53K likes

1,123 comments

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MUKBANG with burping | LOTS of curry

LaiosTheDevourer

3,415 views · 7 months ago

I ate too much :( Everyone was very nice about my last video so I hope you’ll be nice about this too! Sorry for all the burps, I couldn’t help myself. The curry was just so good! A perfect mix of creamy and spicy, and expertly seasoned!

Food made by farcilleskitchen!

379 likes

37 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: Roast Basilisk

farcilleskitchen☑️

102,405 views · 6 months ago

WOOOO WE BROKE 100K!! Thank you so much, everyone!! This week we’re ROASTIN’! And I don’t want to see a single comment about spit-roasting in the comments so don’t even think about it. More topically, YES Falin and I built this fire pit in our backyard ourselves! It’s great! You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a hot girl haul rocks around! We grew all the herbs in our garden and, of course, the Jersey Giant meat is courtesy of Uncle Senshi.

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

Senshi’s website: http://www.prodigiousprovisions.com 

59.2K likes

1,456 comments

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MUKBANG and post-mukbang weigh-in | Roast basilisk

LaiosTheDevourer

3,627 views · 6 months ago

So a couple of videos ago, I said I thought I was getting fat from doing these videos … we’ll see if it’s true! I ate so much roast basilisk before getting on the scale that I’m sure it added a few pounds.

Food made by farcilleskitchen!

392 likes

40 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: Rolled Harpy Egg Omelette

farcilleskitchen☑️

106,393 views · 6 months ago

Rolled omelettes are HARD but we make the best of it! The duck eggs we used for this recipe are Uncle Senshi’s farm. It’s not part of the recipe in-game, but we also fry up some bacon from Uncle Senshi just for kicks. What are eggs without bacon?? Fun fact: Marcille practiced rolling omelettes about 250 times so she could make it for Falin on Valentine’s Day. IT WORKED.

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

Senshi’s website: http://www.prodigiousprovisions.com 

61.4K likes

1,562 comments

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PROGRESS VIDEO | Old pants

LaiosTheDevourer

4,158 views · 6 months ago

My pants don’t fit! But I’m going to try them on anyway. Why don’t more people talk about how much fun it is to gain weight? What’s better than eating lots of amazing food?! I think being fat is a good sign that you know how to enjoy all the delights that life has to offer. What do you guys think?

423 likes

48 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: Man-Eating Plant Tart

farcilleskitchen☑️

108,837 views · 5 months ago

We’re going vegetarian this week because if I have to read one more comment about you guys begging to see more of Laios’s tHiCk CuT bAcOn I’m going to SCREAM! We used vegetable broth and agar-agar instead of chicken broth and gelatin for this dish so it’s truly vegetarian, but non-veggie options would also work fine. Also, we mention this in the video but I’ll say it again: this is a SAVORY tart! If it’s not sweet you’re doing it right!

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

Senshi’s website: http://www.prodigiousprovisions.com 

66.2K likes

1,684 comments

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MUKBANG | Bacon

LaiosTheDevourer

4,284 views · 5 months ago

Today I ate soooo much bacon. My sister was going to use it in a recipe, but then she and her girlfriend decided to make something else so they let me have it! I’m not as good at cooking but I do know how to fry bacon! This is the good stuff from a local farm run by my uncle and it made me feel so heavy when I was done. Oh man! Also, I wore a shirt I thought you guys would like — you can really see my belly now!

Food given by farcilleskitchen, made by me!

447 likes

52 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: Huge Scorpion and Walking Mushroom Omelette

farcilleskitchen☑️

112,458 views · 5 months ago

Back to omelettes this week because Uncle Senshi’s farm is just BOOMING with eggs. AND we’ll teach you the best way to eat mushrooms and you will never want to go back. P.S. if one more person makes a joke about how the man they want to eat is Laios I will figure out how to manually unsubscribe them from this channel

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

Senshi’s website: http://www.prodigiousprovisions.com 

73.8K likes

1,749 comments

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MUKBANG | Eggs

LaiosTheDevourer

4,462 views · 5 months ago

I should have saved some bacon from last week’s video! Today I decided to see how many deviled eggs I could eat and the answer is … well, the answer is always a lot! The more of these I do, the more I can eat :) And I think I’m starting to look it … 

Food given by farcilleskitchen, made by me!

460 likes

59 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: Sky Fish and Chips

farcilleskitchen☑️

115,343 views · 4 months ago

Your favorite adventurers bravely take on a new challenge: DEEP FRYING!! The goggles I’m wearing are excellent safety gear and not at all overkill. You should not approach deep frying with the devil-may-care attitude of a certain pair of Touden siblings. HOT OIL IS TO BE RESPECTED AND FEARED. P.S. Sorry about Laios’s GIANT BELCH in the background. He managed to do it at the single most difficult place to cut out or dub over so it’s still there. #yolo or whatever the youth are saying

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

Senshi’s website: http://www.prodigiousprovisions.com 

75.9 likes

1,978 comments

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NOT a mukbang | Way too much fried food and burps

LaiosTheDevourer

4,723 views · 4 months ago

I ate way too much fish and chips and my stomach hurts :( I had to put on my loosest pants and shirt because I felt so bloated. And I can’t stop burping … I wish I could say this would teach me a lesson but I know I’ll do it again!

Food made by farcilleskitchen!

486 likes

64 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: Mandrake Kakiage and Giant Bat Tempura

farcilleskitchen☑️

121,938 views · 4 months ago

In this house, we ♥️ tempura. You can use any meat in this recipe! We used duck since Uncle Senshi had some on hand, but chicken, pork, or turkey would work just as well. The moaning you hear in the background is the sound of a man who truly, madly, deeply believed he could eat five gigantic helpings of tempura and was sadly defeated. 

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

Senshi’s website: http://www.prodigiousprovisions.com 

79.3 likes

2,338 comments

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NOT a mukbang | Tempura aftermath and more burps

LaiosTheDevourer

4,901 views · 4 months ago

Aaaand … I did it again. We made tempura and I ate sooo much and now I feel so stuffed. My stomach hurts too much to move and all I can do is rub it and try to get the air out. No wonder my new pants don’t fit either …

Food made by farcilleskitchen!

503 likes

76 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: Kelpie Oil Soap

farcilleskitchen☑️

125,390 views · 3 months ago

APRIL FOOL!! Today’s recipe is NOT EDIBLE! DO NOT EAT IT! DON’T SAY WE DIDN’T WARN YOU!! You may not know this, but in her spare time Falin is an accomplished soap-maker! Today she’ll teach us how to make soap by hand with tallow from none other than Uncle Senshi. And then all of you guys in the comments can wash your mouths out from all the filthy things you say about Laios down there!

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

Senshi’s website: http://www.prodigiousprovisions.com  

83.5K likes

2,932 comments

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PROGRESS VIDEO | Weighing myself again

LaiosTheDevourer

5,078 views · 3 months ago

I’d say that you won’t believe that I popped another button off my pants, but you probably will because you see how much I eat here :) I’m getting fat and I’m pretty happy about it! I’ve gained 34 pounds since I started this channel and you can really tell. I’ve had to replace all my shirts, but I’ll try on some of the smaller ones just for you guys :)

Food made by farcilleskitchen!

529 likes

82 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: Naturally Delicious Treasure Insect Snacks

farcilleskitchen

127,493 views · 3 months ago

You can eat this one, but I don’t know if you’ll want to. It’s Falin’s birthday so I let her choose the recipe this week. And she chose … crickets. So many crickets. In so many increasingly upsetting flavors. But I’m proud to say that I was a good sport and tasted all of them. I don’t know if I can pick which one was best. 🙃

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

Senshi’s website: http://www.prodigiousprovisions.com 

86.2K likes

2,839 comments

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MUKBANG?? | Crickets and more

LaiosTheDevourer☑️

5,212 views · 3 months ago

I tried eating crickets today!! I thought I would like them more but they were just kind of like eating potato chips with legs. They weren’t very filling, though, so I’ll have to make sure I eat something else too …

Food provided by farcilleskitchen!

581 likes

92 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: Doppelganger Takoyaki

farcilleskitchen☑️

131,348 · 2 months ago

Laios got REALLY excited about this one, so we let him help. Luckily, the only doppelganger in this video is Falin’s octopus-shaped spaghetti spoon, so no one’s feelings were hurt when we cooked them. But it turns out that neither of us actually likes octopus that much, so Laios had the best day of his life. 

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

Senshi’s website: http://www.prodigiousprovisions.com 

92.5K likes

3,493 comments

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MUKBANG | Takoyaki! and burps

LaiosTheDevourer

5,345views · 2 months ago

I ate so much takoyaki that I had to lie down. I’m sooo stuffed in this video so please excuse the burping! I had to take a nap afterward because I was too full to do anything else. The best kind of day!

Food made by farcilleskitchen — and me! I helped!

599 likes

106 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: Exorcism Sorbet

farcilleskitchen☑️

138,921 views · 2 months ago

You don’t need an ice cream maker to enjoy some delightful sorbet! We’re getting summer a little early here and it is HOT. Stay cool with us and we’ll show you how to make a boozy granita out of it too. P.S. We tried deeply to get Laios to wear a shirt in this video. He refused and cited the temperature. Sorry/you’re welcome. At least you can see that he’s proof that we actually can cook.

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

Senshi’s website: http://www.prodigiousprovisions.com 

96.7K likes

3,594 comments

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MUKBANG | Ice cream on a full stomach

LaiosTheDevourer

5,455 views · 2 months ago

It’s so hot that all I want to do is eat ice cream … so that’s what I did. I ate a lot of sorbet for breakfast so I was already full when I started this video, and by the end I was so stuffed that my stomach was barely soft at all! Did you notice that it’s starting to hang over my belt? :)

613 likes

127 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: Barometz Balut

farcilleskitchen☑️

145,029 views · 1 month ago

YOU ALL NEED JESUS OR SOMETHING, OH MY GOD. Sincere thanks to everyone who commented about THE RECIPE and not Laios’s dadbod. We’re here for a reason, people! And today that reason is to use up some pork chops from, you guessed it, Uncle Senshi. He doesn’t like modern technology so he refuses to be in a video, but he loves that you guys keep asking him to. And he says that you should use San Marzano tomatoes for this, if you can.

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

Senshi’s website: http://www.prodigiousprovisions.com 

100.4K likes

3,947 comments

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MUKBANG | Ribs

LaiosTheDevourer

5,521 views · 1 month ago

You guys requested a shirtless video so here you go! I feel so good in a bigger body. It’s really liberating! I can’t believe I haven’t done a video with ribs yet, they’re so good and satisfying! I always feel like I’m eating a wooly mammoth or something haha. Thanks for watching!

Food made by farcilleskitchen!

637 likes

142 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: Giant Parasite from Giant Kraken, Grilled Plain and Kabayaki-Style

farcilleskitchen☑️

153,304 views · 1 month ago

EEL, THE KING OF MEATS! (Or at least that’s what the crossword tells me every week. They LOVE the word ‘eel’ over there.) Anyway, come greel eel with us. We’re the reel deel. P.S. SORRY, I stand corrected! Thanks (??) to everyone who chimed in to let me know that whatever Laios has going on is significantly more than dadbod. If you have any other info like this, I’d like to direct you to my personal phone number: 1-800-DID-I-ASK. Thanks!

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

Senshi’s website: http://www.prodigiousprovisions.com 

106.4K likes

4,029 comments

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MUKBANG and weigh-in | Eel

LaiosTheDevourer

5,611 views · 1 month ago

I could eat eel all day … and today I kind of did! I weighed myself before and after so you can see how well I did :) I’m getting pretty heavy! I was editing this video and kept noticing how chubby my face is getting. I really like it! And thank you again for all your encouragement, it means a lot to me!

Food made by farcilleskitchen!

684 likes

159 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: Mandrake and Basilisk Omelette

farcilleskitchen☑️

169,246 views · 3 weeks ago

If you guys haven’t signed up for Uncle Senshi’s CSA program, you are severely missing out. He’s got boxes for fruits and vegetables, boxes for ALL KINDS OF EGGS, and boxes for fresh and cured meats! What are you waiting for??? Also, to everyone asking why I hate Laios, I don’t hate him!! He’s one of my best friends AND basically my brother in law so I have full roasting rights. I also wish he’d make his OWN CHANNEL so I could stop hearing about how much you guys wanna [REDACTED] him! 

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

Senshi’s website: http://www.prodigiousprovisions.com 

108.7K likes

4,594 comments

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NOT a mukbang | Achy belly and hiccups/burps

LaiosTheDevourer

5,697 views · 3 weeks ago

I went out for Korean barbecue with some friends and ate way too much! I could barely get up from the booth when we were done, and they teased me (nicely!) the whole drive home about how tubby I’m getting. It’s been a few hours and I still feel like I’m going to burst. I’ll need new pants again soon at this rate.

702 likes

183 comments

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Delicious Dungeon: (Marry Me) Phoenix Confit💍

farcilleskitchen☑️

204,589 views · 1 week ago

Fun fact: neither of us took French in school! In today’s video, we butcher the language of romance and tell you a little about our own love story in honor of a) our channel anniversary and b) FALIN SAYING YES!!! Like this phoenix confit, our romance burned LOW AND SLOW for many years, but also like this phoenix confit, it’s been absolutely delicious since we got our act together 🥰. Here’s to many more years of #Farcille, and to many more delicious adventures together. P.S. Thanks for making me aware that Laios DOES have his own channel. Uh, go check that out, I guess.

New videos every other Tuesday! 

Marcille 📸: arcane_ambrosia

Falin 📸: bugoutwithfalin

Laios📹: LaiosTheDevourer

Senshi’s website: http://www.prodigiousprovisions.com 

140.4K likes

6,208 comments

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PROGRESS VIDEO | Weighing myself and GOALS!

LaiosTheDevourer

5,817 views · 1 week ago

New pants! Guess what size I am now :) I’ve gained so much weight since starting this channel and I’ve never felt better! Today I’ll talk about my journey so far, what’s next, and how much I weigh right now. Very excited for what’s to come!!

764 likes

229 comments

[the-himawari]

A3! Outing Event Translation - You're my first and last love. (11/11 Epilogue)

*Please read disclaimer on blog

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Today's Princess

*knock, knock*  

Izumi: …N-Nghh. What time is it right now…  

???: It is morning. Please wake up.  

Izumi: Morning…? (Whew, I slept like a log after the event ended. Come to think of it, I feel like I’ve heard those words somewhere before…)

*door opens*  

Troupe members: Good morning.  

Guy: Were you having a pleasant dream?  

Izumi: Huh!? Ah, yes… um, what…?  

Chikage: My, my. It still looks like you just woke up. Perhaps you should wash your face first?  

Izumi: Ah, right… wait, that’s not the point—.  

Kumon: The weather’s great today, so it’s a great day to go out and play catch! You’ll join me, right?  

Azami: Who would play catch first thing after wakin' up? Ahem… err, would you like rice or bread for breakfast this morning?  

Izumi: U-Uh… I’ll go with bread then.  

Azami: Comin’ right up.  

*leaves*

Izumi: (I’ve had this conversation before…! Which means this is—.)

*knock, knock*

*door opens*  

Summer troupe: Rise and shine.  

Izumi: G-Good morning…!  

Kazunari: Excuse me. Please allow us to help you get ready.  

Yuki: Heh, you’ve got some adorable bedhead. I’ll brush your hair for you, so come over here.  

Misumi: How about this outfit for today? I’ve prepared some trendy triangle patterns.  

Muku: I’ll hang the clothes you’re going to wear on the hanger. Is there anything else you need?  

Izumi: I-I’m good.  

Tenma: Alright, please call us once you’re finished changing.  

Izumi: O-Okay… (Yep, I remember this too…!)  

-pause-  

Sakuya: I see you’re done getting ready. Now then, we’ll guide you to the dining room.  

Itaru: You look wonderful in your outfit.  

Tsuzuru: Right… you look very beautiful.  

Izumi: Thank you? By the way, is this…  

Citron: Please come over here.  

Tsuzuru: Breakfast is ready.  

-pause-  

Sakyo: Thank you for waiting, my lady. Please give me your hand.  

Izumi: !  

Juza: Here’s your seat. …Go ahead.  

Taichi: Today’s breakfast is the chef’s special eggs benedict!  

Omi: As sides, I’ve prepared pickled bell peppers and mushroom potage.  

Izumi: Woah, it looks delicious. What a fancy breakfast…!  

Banri: And we’ve got seasonal fruits over here. I also prepared some jelly—.  

Juza: …  

Banri: Dude. This ain’t for you, got it!  

Taichi: Hold it, hold it! It’s gonna get wrecked!  

Omi: I made some for everyone. We’ll have our share later.  

Sakyo: God, guys…  

Izumi: Ahaha!  

Azuma: What kind of tea would you like? Or would you rather have coffee?  

Izumi: I’m good with tea.  

Tsumugi: Darjeeling, earl grey… we have all of them on hand. We shall prepare whichever you like.  

Homare: Would you like some lemon or milk with that as well?  

Izumi: I’ll take lemon then…  

Tasuku: How about some nilgiri tea that pairs well with lemon?  

Izumi: Err… sure.  

Hisoka: I’ll prepare some special marshmallows that go with it too.  

Homare: We shall pour our hearts into making it. Please do wait a moment.  

Izumi: Thank you very much. Um hey, is all of this…  

Masumi: Today is your very own Princess Day.  

Izumi: Masumi-kun! Yeah, I thought that was what was happening. Why are you all doing Princess Day again though?  

Sakyo: He came up with the idea. He said we couldn’t repay you enough.  

Azami: I can’t believe Masumi-san asked everyone to help out.  

Izumi: Masumi-kun did?  

Masumi: …You said you like all of us, remember? I would’ve liked it to be just the two of us. But I thought you’d be happier receiving thanks from everyone… so I asked them.  

Izumi: Oh, I see. Thank you, Masumi-kun. It was a lot of work, wasn’t it?  

Masumi: Not at all.

Hisoka: Everyone responded immediately, saying it was for Director.  

Misumi: Yeah~! Hisoka responded super quickly too!  

Azuma: And you lent a hand too, Sakyo-kun?  

Sakyo: …Well, I gave him a hard time earlier. Besides, I agree with what he said. You’re helping out for the same reason, aren’t you?  

Azuma: Mhm…? You’re being quite accommodating.  

Sakyo: Oh, shush. …I haven��t lost to that brat yet.  

Azuma: My, my. How childish of you.  

Sakuta: I’m sure everyone feels the same way. We all want to convey our gratitude towards you, Director.  

Izumi: You guys…  

Sakyo: C’mon. There’s still somethin’ Usui has to do.  

Masumi: I was going to even if you didn’t tell me. …Now then, let’s head out, princess. We will take you anywhere you wish.  

Izumi: Fufu, thank you. In that case, where should I go…  

Itaru: Btw, senpai and I will be the ones driving.  

Chikage: That’s the way it is. That’s why we can’t let you two be alone together. No hard feelings, alright?  

Citron: That’s right! All of us are going to serve as Director’s escorts all day today! We won’t let Masumi screech you away!  

Tsuzuru: It’s sneak away!  

Masumi: …I’ll bear with it just for today. I know I can’t prepare a play or surprise by myself, and they wouldn’t make you happy.  

Izumi: Masumi-kun…  

Sakuya: Alright then, let’s decide where to go while we eat breakfast.  

Izumi: Yeah, good plan!  

Masumi: Tell me whatever you’d like. I’ll make all your wishes come true.

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[the-fandom-queenxox]

Blaming @sincerely-nines for letting the demons out

Here is the minecraft food update ideas that have been plaguing me fo a very long time:

(Also I know most of what I am about to list off are in many minecraft mods, you don't have to tell me about them, I just wanna yap about things)

(Also also I mainly talked about food we could have with the already existing edible minecraft items)

-First of all WHY DON'T WE HAVE APPLE PIE IN MINECRAFT!!! WE HAVE PUMPKIN PIE SURE BUT WE DESERVE APPLE PIE TOO!! Oh and also golden/enchanted golden apple pie... cause I think it would be funny and I want it

-Continuing the pie train sweet berry pie, glow berry pie, shepherd's pie(we have enough meat options to make it), chicken pot pie and also just learned about this one, fish pie

-Speaking of fish, sushi. "Oh bUt FAndOm yOU neEd riCe AnD SeAwEEd To mAKe sUsHI" no you don't, there are many recipes of sushi without rice in them and you can use the dried kelp as a substitute to seawed

-But also yeah they should add rice too

-Squids, we should be able to eat the squids... both of them(and yes you would get the glow effect if you ate the glow squid)

-Getting back on the pie train for a second for the actual last pie for the list(unless I forgot any that could be made via the limited items we have in minecraft), chorus fruit pie, cause it's funny to think about

-Carrot cake, chocolate cake or even better brownies, sweet berry cake and glow berry cake

-Sugar cookies

-Cheese!!! Which they made cheese in one of the april fools updates, so they infact can code this in, but I want it in a specific way, it is the height of a half slab and it is eaten like a cake... and maybe also cream, butter, yogurt or frosting even, since the one cake we do have seems to already have something like that on the sprite on it... also I think it would be funny if you crafted a whole stick of butter and eat it infront of your friends

-Speaking of "april fools updates" sweet potatoes and mashed potatoes

-Chocolate, just regular chocolate

-Add on from the last point hot chocolate

-French toast, we have all the ingredients for this why can't we have it?!

-Maybe some egg dishes? Like fried eggs, boiled eggs, scrambled eggs...

-Oh it just came to me, eggs benedict! Just replace the english muffin with regular bread, which probably make it count as a sandwich now that I think about it... they should also add sandwiches...

-Maybe also some more dishes with mushrooms? Even though I don't lkke mushrooms irl it's kinda weird to only have one food item with them in it

-I also wouldn't mind if they made more stews or soup

-Puddings! More specifically bread pudding and chocolate pudding

-Caramel

-A lot of trees are actually very safe to eat the bark and seeds of

-Sunflower seeds

-Also apparently if you boil it, you can eat bamboo as well and we have that in minecraft so we should eat it

-Many types of juices!! Some short examples would be carrot juice, melon juice, beetroot juice... etc.

-Kinda going off topic with this one, but I wanna gnaw on the bones we get from the skeletons, mojang let me eat the bones!!! You can make it so if you eat one it gives nausea cause it is actually unhealthy to eat bone as is and can make you seriously sick, but I wanna be a rabid fucking animal damn it and scare off the hoes. Side note here but you can also eat bonemeal and be okay to do so, so yeah that is also an option

Aaannd that's all of them for me, but if any of you have some ideas on what else to add do let me know, I probably missed alot of things

[duckapus]

actually why ARE the gang in Port Aurora??

Well... the thing is they're not.

They actually meet Edgy Meggy and her new friends in the Mushroom Kingdom a few months before Sunset Paradise would've happened, since Benedict is running a global criminal empire and is specifically planning to go after the phoenix egg at the specific time when it'll hatch, so he doesn't really have much of a reason to be in Port Auora until like, a few weeks from then at most, especially given that his condition means it's best if he handles the prep work for that scheme remotely.

Sunset Paradise actually happens at the same time as it does in canon more-or-less normally, except that instead of Meggy actually being on vacation she's undercover as a tourist so she can protect the phoenix egg and finally take Benedict down, hopefully without attracting too much attention.

[return-of-a-space-cowboy]

The Maystone mangler pt2

Usually, you'd sleep in on Sunday but today you were up getting dressed in the best and most modest outfit possible. You hadn't attended church since you lived with your parents but you decided you probably should, considering you didn't go out much. Perhaps you'd have the opportunity to get to know some of the townsfolk better.

You looked at yourself in the mirror, checking if your outfit was suitable enough before leaving your bedroom and entering the kitchen.

You turned the light on and stared at it for a moment. It was still flickering, you'd have to buy a new light bulb at some stage.

You grabbed some bread and put it in the toaster before grabbing some spread. While you waited you made your way to the front door and grabbed the newspaper. You put the paper on the dining table on your way back to the kitchen, open the fridge, and grab a carton of juice. You pour yourself a cup before grabbing your toast, putting it on a plate, putting on the spread, and making your way to the dining table.

You sit down and take a bite of toast as you begin to read the news. Nothing really catches your attention. It kind of makes you miss the city news, sure it wasn't all good but gave you something to think about. You sip your juice and finish eating before you leave.

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The morning sermon ended and everyone flocked outside where they grouped up to socialize. You were surprised, when you were a kid everyone was desperate to leave the second the sermon was finished but here everyone seemed to get along with one another.

Honestly, you felt a little out of place. All these people who'd probably known each other their entire lives and you were just some stranger.

“Oh (Y/n) it's good to see you here today” a sweet southern voice that you immediately knew.

“Oh hello Mauve” you greeted as you turned to her direction where she stood with Blackmore who was obviously dressed in his Sunday best. Black dress pants, a white button-up shirt, and a dark blue tie that he was currently fiddling with in his hand.

“And hello Blackmore” you greeted him too. His expression brightened immediately.

“So what brought you to church today?” she asked you.

“Well I finished up with most of the house maintenance and I thought I'd get to know my community more” you replied.

“Oh you poor thing, you tried fixing up that old

house all by yourself” she said as she put your hands in yours.

“You know you can ask all of us here in town if you need any help” she assured you.

“T-thank you” you stuttered, feeling a little embarrassed.

“Blackmore and I were going to head to the diner for breakfast if you want to join,” she offered and you accepted.

You followed them both for 5 or so minutes before you arrived. It was a small diner with a muted palette of browns and dark greens. You sat down at one of the stalls and a waiter quickly handed you all the menus.

You looked at the menu trying to figure out what to eat but you couldn’t decide.

“Do you know what you want (Y/n)?” Mauve asked.

You looked down at the menu, it was massive. And you had already eaten an early breakfast so you weren't too hungry.

“I might just get the standard bacon and eggs and coffee” you replied.

“Are you sure that'll be enough for you?” She asked.

“Yeah, I had some toast before I left” you replied.

“And you want your usual?” Mauve asked as she turned to Blackmore.

“Yes please,” he said.

“Are you ready to order?” the waitress asked. You turned to face her to reply. She was young no older than 14. She had shoulder-length blonde hair and deep blue eyes.

“Oh good morning Lucy, I was wondering why you weren't with Steven this morning” Mauve greeted her.

“Martin called in sick so I offered to take over his shift this morning” she explained.

“anyways what can I get you guys?” She asked.

“Could I get two teas and a coffee, eggs Benedict with a side of mushrooms, the berry waffles, and bacon and eggs?” she told Lucy before you had the chance to tell her your order. Lucy quickly jotted the order in her notebook.

“And how would you like your eggs? Boiled, fried or scrambled?” Lucy asked you.

“fried please” you asked.

“No problem,” she told you.

“I'll have your drinks in a minute,” she told you before leaving.

“Lucy's an absolute sweetheart, she came here only a year ago after she was adopted by the Steels. She's been saving up to go to a nice college and become an English teacher” she told you.

“That's some dedication, when I was her age I had no idea what I wanted to do” you replied.

Shortly after Lucy came back with both a tea and coffee pot along with cups, carefully placing them down while balancing the tray in one hand.

“Food will be out in a few minutes” she assured you before leaving again.

“So (y/n) have you had enough time to explore Maystone?” Mauve asked you as she poured herself and Blackmore some tea.

“A little bit, mostly central,” you replied.

“Oh dear you've been missing out, the best sites are just a little outwards. About a decade ago we'd go hiking in the woods just a bit south of here. The lake was just gorgeous” she told you. Looking at Blackmore there was a somber expression on his face.

“The boys would fish there for hours” she sighed, reminiscing. You could tell that there was a sadness to it. Then you remembered what Magenta said about Frederik.

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After breakfast, you both headed home. When they returned Blackmore went into his room and sank into the double bed, the quilted blanket his mother made pretty much absorbing him. He never was fond of getting up early. Nowadays he didn't really have the luxury of sleeping in but it was a small price to pay to help his mother. So on Sundays, he'd take a nap after church. He closed his eyes only to get startled by a knock on the door.

“Yes, mom?” He asked while sitting up. She opened the door and stood by the doorway.

“Isn't (y/n) so lovely?” she said.

“Um… yes!” he blurted a little flustered.

“You should try talking a little more, I know you want to get to know them better” she spoke sweetly. It was true, he did want to get to know you better but he was absolutely terrible at socializing. Always had been.

“I'm sure they'd really appreciate your company, after all, everything here is entirely new to them" she continued.

"Maybe take them to the old inn for the monthly get-together?” She suggested. He blushed a little at the thought but then he shook his head.

“But what about you? if you were to get hurt I wouldn't be there to help you” he asked. He knew his mom never attended, the idea of leaving her alone and her getting hurt terrified him.

“Blackmore, sweetheart… you shouldn't worry so much about me, live a little for yourself” she said as she came over and hugged him.

“I know it's been tough with everything that's happened, but you've got to set your sights on the future,” she told him before kissing him on the forehead before she got up and made her way out.

“Also I came to tell you I'm putting on some lamb shanks for tonight,” she told him before closing the door.