#muscle quickness

[swannsways]

favorite Angus Tully's quotes, The Holdovers (2023) dir. Alexander Payne

[hoforwonho]

[pyr0frnzy]

Let’s go lesbians let’s go

[maletfwitch]

“Damn, I didn’t think this app would actually work” Micheal had just downloaded an app called “Chronivac” and began stealing muscles and size from some jocks.

Now his body was magnificent in every area while the jocks were turned into tiny dicked wimps.

[hunnam]

Markus Ertelt January 23, 2024

[lo-batteryy]

another day thinking about them

[pierogish]

[iceclew]

I'm cracking up so much right now like....I really did it, wtf XD

First I wanted to go like "this is not my fault, this is @mechazushi's idea", but to be honest.. I had so much fcking fun with this.. ( ‾́ ◡ ‾́ )

The idea is just *glorious* and so fcking stupid, it's perfect again.. https://www.tumblr.com/mechazushi/754110618707066880/so-this-isnt-so-much-an-incorrect-quotes

So this was her original post, the idea sprouting, so to say :D

Credit on your brain rot, it's hilarious @mechazushi :D

The less I get done in RL - the more creative I get, it's such a horrible curse..

Should I do a split up version of this as well, I wonder..? Like..all of them in seperate pics? (¯―¯ ٥)

[beresaad]

✧ Ashvhalla Lavellan ✧

You know that Clan Lavellan has little by way of gold, but I gave the messengers some of our healing herbs, as Sylaise blessed us with abundance in our recent foraging. [...] — Keeper Istimaethoriel Lavellan

[princeadamart]

Muscles practice.

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

Chest and back

[vaguely-concerned]

sitting here with my head in my hands over just how much coalecroux is exactly tfgraves except tf incidentally happens to be a warlock alligator (a minor detail that changes surprisingly little overall tbh). I stand humbled once again before my own immense and unspeakable predictability

[maletfwitch]

“Sup bro” my former dweeb brother greets me in front of the tree. I almost didn’t recognize him he was always a bit more on the chubby side and was kinda short but now he's taller than me.

“Santa gave me this magical hat that transformed me now I'm a total hottie” he began flexing his new muscles with a cocky grin before taking off his hat and handing it to me “Maybe you need to give it a try”

I grabbed the hat and put it on excitedly before I felt myself begin to shrink and my muscles drain away as I got chubbier.

“It’s time for you to give being the chubby dweeb brother a try 'lil bro’” he said with a smug look on his face.

[schizononagesimus]

girls do we think ianthe has feeling in her bone arm. this is crucial

[viric-dreams]

It's actually not the most difficult thing to tell the difference between Nite and Roberts, even with dark glasses on--just ask one of them to smile.

[stupid-idiot-man]

A strong mage!