#mum speaks!

[askthecircusclown]

Liliana and Pierrette are clown sisters, I don't make the rules.

They really are. They are both very much clown shape

[themilanobitch]

the fact that puss didn’t realize that death was, you know, death until the fourth time he saw him when death had to literally spell it out for him. like my mans really thought it was just some weirdo bounty hunter obsessed with death motifs and metaphors and whanot who somehow managed to drive him into a blind panic with his mere presence. orange cat behaviour.

[templetv]

the way I crave a parent who, not only loves me, but likes me, and notices me is so so embarrassing

[autistic-katara]

please keep racism and antisemitism out of the reblogs when discussing this, u will be blocked

[yukipri]

So over the past few months I've started referring to my boys more and more as "my loves."

And I think I initially intended it so I could insert more historical romance vibes into my boring daily life, but I'm belatedly realizing now that vibe I've actually created is less maiden in a fancy gown writing with a quill pen, and more, Gollum.

Some common quotes you may hear from me:

"Mustn't go outside today, my loves, the heat is so nasties." "What is it that is inside your little mouthy, my love??" "Spit it out, my love, spit it out!" "Ah, I see we have cronched a bug, my love. It was cronchy, yes? But we mustn't eat them." "We mustn't be on the countertop, my love!" "Such lovely fish breath today, my love." "That is indeed a lovely butthole, my love. Thank you for showing me." "Here you go, my loves: wet, warm, and juicy!" (as I give them lightly heated canned food) "What a most pungent stink, my love. Did you have a nice shit?" "You claws are like needles, my love. They are sinking into me tiddy."

Gothic maiden vibes failed.

Bonus, picture of my loves:

Cats tag: #YukiPriASLKittens

[moeblob]

Impulsively shoving a guy's hand in your mouth after having the thought "oh just like when my little sister used to prick herself on a rose thorn" and then immediately being treated like a pet who ate something they shouldn't have? Wonderful. Thank you, Thane.

(also not pictured is Thane apparently trying to scrape your tongue with his hand BEFORE pouring the holy water down your throat because NO. BAD.)

[tiredalwayss]

Beyond Evil: episode 15

Do you remember? What you always told me? When people compared me to Yu-yeon, you said having a successful life wasn't that important.

[da-rulah]

guys I adopted a kitten last week and he is the sweetest boy 😩 his name is Gizmo say hi

[tatangadragon]

someone's probably pointed this out but guys.

ed's new haircut.... kinda looks like mouse ears ......

[askthecircusclown]

Alright folks I’m back!! I probably won’t post a lot of Pierrette contact like I used to. I’m still gonna post her, but just not as frequently.

[sciderman]

sci i had no idea about your donald duck hyperfixation and now i am SO curious how did it come to be, what do you like about him, etc etc please rant to us

oh man! it was pretty simple - i, as you may have noticed, really like comics. buuut i was sick of marvel during my notorious hiatus of 2017 - i was hating pretty much everything they were putting out, and was in a sour mood over sm:h, just - i was sick to death of marvel.

but. buuut... i really like comics. and actually, i kind of already just had a bit of a baseline interest in ducks. i travel around europe a lot, and i always see duck comics stocking the shelves - one time i went to a second hand book market in berlin and found loads of worn-out issues of the ducks, and they cost like, pennies, so i picked them up because i just - i adore the art. it's so appealing and just - it makes me happy.

i just think they're neat!!!

so i started this habit of buying duck books in different languages from all the european countries i travel to. i have books in french, in german, in danish – i just really like ducks. i always looked for them in english but - really, they're kind of difficult to find in london. they're not popular in the uk. i remember a frustrating few years of my life, any time i'd enter a comic book shop in london i'd ask "you have any duck?" and no. they never had any duck. i wasn't ever committed enough to look online or anything, but for years and years and years i'd always wanted to read the duck comics. and i was determined that ONCE i found a book in english, in an english book shop, i finally would start.

eventually - finally! i happened upon a copy of don rosa's the life and times of scrooge mcduck - in english!! at a comic store in soho and i snapped it up immediately. i ate through the whole thing in one sitting and just - fell in love. i adore scrooge - his defining trait is that he's stingy but - otherwise he's fearless and adventurous and - well, tougher than the toughies, smarter than the smarties. donald too, his defining trait is his anger but - he's so good-hearted and family-centric and - ruagh. i love both of them - both of them having defining traits that are typically negative but - redeemed by all of their other wonderful traits that make them endearing and loveable. it's surprisingly complex, i think - and it makes for a really entertaining read in that - they're imperfect little guys. and you adore them anyway.

it filled the void in my heart and - i found that i just enjoyed the duck comics much more than i ever did the marvel comics - just - i don't know, they're whimsical and cheerful and - so easy to read, from the way they're panelled. they're designed to be accessible for everyone. marvel comics can be a nightmare, but the duck comics are just a delight. the ducks were my detox from the hell that was marvel, and they kept my love for comics alive!

i've gotten lucky in being able to find a lot more comics printed in english but - never in london, no sir. i get lucky and sometimes find english prints in other european countries so - a lot of my european friends know, when i come to visit them, there will have to be a Duck Detour at some point. i don't come home without duck.

[hesitantsorrows]

John's only got two contacts 😭😭

[6ebe]

personne va te toucher Jules

[twnj]

Headcanon madness inspired by Grandmaster on ao3 by @notquitejiraiya

Thank you to @generousbarbaracowboy for helping me with translation!

“Hey,” she whispered after a moment. “You okay?”

Shikamaru hummed.

“I want that,” he said. He nodded towards the little boy and his father, who were now chatting, pointing and smiling at things around the room. “Don’t you?”

Temari frowned. “To be recognised? Of course.”

“No.” He chuckled, running his tongue across his teeth. “One of them. A kid. To be someone’s dad.”

Temari’s eyes widened.

“Not right now,” he added quickly, “but eventually. Someday.”

Shikamaru paused, silent for a moment, then turned to Temari.

“You don’t?”

The question stumped her, but not in the way she expected. It was the last thing she’d ever expected to be asked at a chess tournament, but from Shikamaru, the question seemed as easy and effortless as if he asked a million times a day to a million different people. Perhaps, she thought, that was just the nature of his speech and the indifference of his tone. Perhaps that’s what made it so easy to shrug, shake her head, and then eventually say:

“Maybe, yeah.”

Temari looked back at the father, who’d now hoisted his son up onto his hip. She felt a horrible discomfort in her chest, a near-pain that begged her to say no, and yet the arm brushing against hers told her to fight back.

“I don’t think I’d be very good at it,” she admitted, “but, yeah.”

“You would.” Shikamaru looked at her as he said it, nodding as if it were obvious. “You’re good at everything you put your mind to.”

[lawrussoauto]

the only impression i had of suits for the longest time was my mum saying ‘every girl needs a harvey specter in her life’ and i can safely say that after watching the batshit insane things he does for mike. yea i want a harvey specter

[deeeens]

redrawn from meet the sniper. doing an actual bg killed me bye 😵‍💫😋