#ms quotes

[daisy-mooon]

Kamala: I'm getting another sibling!

Carol: Congratulations! Do you know what-

Muneeba Khan: *slams adoption papers on the table* The sibling is you. Sign right here.

[moldy-beans]

Just this.

[dadzawa-vibes]

Ms. Joke: What’s your name?

Y/N, whispering to Aizawa: Can I tell them my real name?

Aizawa: No!

Y/N: I’m… Aizawa.

Aizawa, whispering to themselves: The ONE TIME they get my name right…

[idanit]

"The Inferiority Complex of Old Sippy" out of context (there is no context for this)

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[America reading Romeo and Juliet for the first time]

America: So why did Juliet kill herself?

Kamala: Because without Romeo, she has no reason to live.

America: Oh, you can tell this play was written by a man.

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Aizawa: …And then she came up to me and said “Hi, sorry to bother you but I wanted to give you my number because you look so much like my first husband” Present Mic: Ms Joke has never been married Aizawa: ...Oh Present Mic: What did you say to her? Aizawa: "Well you look nothing like mine" Present Mic: If I wasnt already your first husband I'd ask you to marry me

[cuando-fingi-quererte]

Mensajes lindos y sexosos, eso quiero.

— G'

[caitlynskitten]

Yelena: Can I use your laptop?

Kamala: Oh sure! Let me just exit out some of these tabs.

Kate: You seem to read a lot of fanfics

Yelena: You seem to write a lot of fanfics.

Kamala: Oh my god this is embarrassing, I’m sorry.

Yelena: Hang on wait I saw my name in there!

Kate: Mine too! Did you write these?

Kamala: *throws laptop out the window*

Kamala: Oh would you look at that? I need to get a new laptop.

[writebackatya]

Goombella talking about almost every woman she sees: Ohmygosh! She’s so beautiful and cute!

Goombella when Ms. Mowz appears on screen: WELL LOOK WHAT THE WHORE DRAGGED IN! BACK AWAY FROM HIM YOU FLOOZY!

[polar-equinoxx]

Ice: *accidentally brushes his hand against Mav’s*

Maverick: *aggressively holds Ice’s hand*

Maverick: Fucking commit to it.

[fandomnerd9602]

Kamala: I can’t believe I’m dating Captain Marvel’s son!! Ohmygosh! Could you imagine if we ended up marrying and having two kids?! We’d have super powered babies! (Gasps) we’d be a Superhero family!!! I’m sorry what was your question?

Y/N takes a sip of their coffee…

Y/N: how do you want your coffee?

Kamala: like you. Warm and sweet

[incorrect-multiverse]

Carol: While I’m gone, Kamala, you’re in charge.

Kamala: Yes!!

Carol, whispering: Monica, you’re secretly in charge.

Monica: Obviously.

[theydidntactuallysaythis]

kamala: i made you a friendship bracelet! carol, monica, and i have matching ones and i made goose a matching collar too

fury: you know, i don't really wear jewelry...

kamala: oh ok well you don't have to-

fury: back the fuck off this is mine im wearing it

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Carol(to the Young Avengers): Alright, listen up, you little shits!

Carol: - Not you, Kamala. You’re an angel, and we’re glad you’re here.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kamala: SLAAAAY QUEEN!

Valkyrie, taking out her sword: What queen are we slaying?

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Ms Joke: Come on, give me one good reason why you wouldn't go out with me Aizawa: Youre younger than me Ms Joke: Why does that matter? Aizawa: Because it means you won't understand my joint pain