#ms quotes

[idanit]

"The Inferiority Complex of Old Sippy" out of context (there is no context for this)

[daisy-mooon]

Kamala: I'm getting another sibling!

Carol: Congratulations! Do you know what-

Muneeba Khan: *slams adoption papers on the table* The sibling is you. Sign right here.

[moldy-beans]

Just this.

[dadzawa-vibes]

Ms. Joke: What’s your name?

Y/N, whispering to Aizawa: Can I tell them my real name?

Aizawa: No!

Y/N: I’m… Aizawa.

Aizawa, whispering to themselves: The ONE TIME they get my name right…

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[America reading Romeo and Juliet for the first time]

America: So why did Juliet kill herself?

Kamala: Because without Romeo, she has no reason to live.

America: Oh, you can tell this play was written by a man.

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Aizawa: …And then she came up to me and said “Hi, sorry to bother you but I wanted to give you my number because you look so much like my first husband” Present Mic: Ms Joke has never been married Aizawa: ...Oh Present Mic: What did you say to her? Aizawa: "Well you look nothing like mine" Present Mic: If I wasnt already your first husband I'd ask you to marry me

[cuando-fingi-quererte]

Mensajes lindos y sexosos, eso quiero.

— G'

[caitlynskitten]

Yelena: Can I use your laptop?

Kamala: Oh sure! Let me just exit out some of these tabs.

Kate: You seem to read a lot of fanfics

Yelena: You seem to write a lot of fanfics.

Kamala: Oh my god this is embarrassing, I’m sorry.

Yelena: Hang on wait I saw my name in there!

Kate: Mine too! Did you write these?

Kamala: *throws laptop out the window*

Kamala: Oh would you look at that? I need to get a new laptop.

[writebackatya]

Goombella talking about almost every woman she sees: Ohmygosh! She’s so beautiful and cute!

Goombella when Ms. Mowz appears on screen: WELL LOOK WHAT THE WHORE DRAGGED IN! BACK AWAY FROM HIM YOU FLOOZY!

[polar-equinoxx]

Ice: *accidentally brushes his hand against Mav’s*

Maverick: *aggressively holds Ice’s hand*

Maverick: Fucking commit to it.

[fandomnerd9602]

Kamala: I can’t believe I’m dating Captain Marvel’s son!! Ohmygosh! Could you imagine if we ended up marrying and having two kids?! We’d have super powered babies! (Gasps) we’d be a Superhero family!!! I’m sorry what was your question?

Y/N takes a sip of their coffee…

Y/N: how do you want your coffee?

Kamala: like you. Warm and sweet

[incorrect-multiverse]

Carol: While I’m gone, Kamala, you’re in charge.

Kamala: Yes!!

Carol, whispering: Monica, you’re secretly in charge.

Monica: Obviously.

[theydidntactuallysaythis]

kamala: i made you a friendship bracelet! carol, monica, and i have matching ones and i made goose a matching collar too

fury: you know, i don't really wear jewelry...

kamala: oh ok well you don't have to-

fury: back the fuck off this is mine im wearing it

[gimmemorecherries]

Not a Miguel post but an Obey me SWD post so bare with me but I have a question 😭

Why does Diavolo assume by kidnapping inviting an ordinary person (Solomon doesn't count he's...Solomon) would strengthen the bond of humans ?? MC doesn't represent the entirety of the human race so imagine MC goes :

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MC : and that's why I think we should summon demons .

Random person : I want whatever shit you're high on

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kamala: SLAAAAY QUEEN!

Valkyrie, taking out her sword: What queen are we slaying?

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Ms Joke: Come on, give me one good reason why you wouldn't go out with me Aizawa: Youre younger than me Ms Joke: Why does that matter? Aizawa: Because it means you won't understand my joint pain