#mr son quotes

[pooks]

Charlie: Oh no, we're going to jail! Percy: Bill's going to jail. I'm saying I was kidnapped. Charlie: That's a good plan. You and I were kidnapped. Bill: If I'm going to jail, we're all going to jail!

#disaster older siblings

[autism-autobot]

Ao Lie: Your elemental power is: ✨️GREEN✨️

Mei: I'm sorry, what was that?

Ao Lie: ✨️GREEN✨️

Mei: Okay, so, just to recap...

Mei: Ice (Macaque temporarily)

Mei: Water (Sandy)

Mei: Earth (Sun Wukong)

Mei: Fire (Red Son)

Mei: Lightning (MK: "a lightning button")

Mei: and...

Ao Lie: ✨️GREEN✨️

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: I'm a firm believer in, "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly"

Tony: ...that doesn't answer my question. Why are you covered in custard and glitter?

Peter: Because I failed spectacularly Mr Stark

Tony: ...okay then

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

For the most part, while Michael did decide to stay away whenever Clara happened to be around, not exactly wanting to reveal himself or anything...

He does change his mind later. A day before the end of Pizza Sim, she happens to visit Henry again—and Michael chooses to make himself known.

The two of them have a long chat.

[armin051]

Mr Belpois: Hello, people who do not live here

The Lyoko Warriors, sans Jérémie: Hello Mr Belpois

Mr Belpois: I gave you guys a key for emergencies!

Odd: There was an emergency! We were out of potato chips!

[ap-kinda-lit]

Goku: You kidnapped Mr. Satan? That’s illegal!

Raditz: C’mon, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Mr. Satan, or destroying our dreams?

Goku: Kidnapping Mr. Satan!

Nappa: Kakarot, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!

Goku: To kidnap people??

Nappa: To work together!

Goku: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?

Vegeta: Kakarot, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.

[kindlythevoid]

“They do not suffer the living to pass.”

“They may suffer me to pass.”

Eowyn and Aragorn talking about the Paths of the Dead, The Return of the King pg. 46

[darkcrowprincess]

Evil kung fu villian: I have your father. 

Po: Which one?

Evil kung fu villian : ...What?

Po: You heard me. 

Evil kung fu villian: Uh... a goose, kinda scary glare?

Po: Oh, you mean my dad. The one that you kidnapped during the dinner rush. The one that's good with the meat cleaver. Yeah, you don’t have him, he has you. 

[stickball-or-smthg]

You don’t get any of the context but I hope someone else appreciates this exchange I just thought up

OC: Bastard

Andrew: Is it still an insult if it’s true?

OC: Son of a bitch

Andrew: Also correct

OC: Cocksucker

Andrew: *raises eyebrow*

OC: Fuck … Aha! Motherfucker!

Andrew : *andrew equivalent of utter disgust*

OC: Oh! Oh! Hey Aaron!

Aaron: *wearily* What?

OC: *points at neil* Brotherfucker!

Aaron: *starts gagging*

[youprobablywontlikeme]

Garmadon: Anyone d

Harumi: Depressed?

Mr.E: Drained?

Ultra Violet: Dumb?

Killow: Disliked?

Garmadon: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote

Y/N: I just want you to know I love your son very much ^^

Delores: ... you do

Y/N: Yes.

Delores: Really?

Y/N: Wh- Yes, really!

Delores: ...

Delores: May I ask why??

[autism-autobot]

SEASON 5 SPOILERS

Mei: Do you think MK and Monkey King have belly buttons?

Red Son: What the fuck are you talking about?

Mei: THINK ABOUT IT!!!!

Mei: We know that they both came out of a rock, so...

Red Son: So they would have no mother to be attached to.

Mei: Exactly! Unless they were somehow connected to the rock? Maybe? Somehow?

*Later at the Noodle Shop*

Mei: So do you guys have belly buttons or...?

Red Son: *spits out his drink*

MK: I do.

SWK: I don't...

MK & SWK: What?

Tang: How?

Sandy: Who?

Pigsy: What..

Mei: The..

Red Son: Fuck is wrong with you all?

[fiction-quotes]

“Captain Gills,” blurted our Mr. Toots, one day all at once, as his manner was, “do you think you could think favourably of that proposition of mine, and give me the pleasure of your acquaintance?”

“Why, I tell you what it is, my lad,” replied the Captain, who had at length concluded on a course of action; “I've been turning that there over.”

“Captain Gills, it's very kind of you,” retorted Mr. Toots. “I'm much obliged to you. Upon my word and honour, Captain Gills, it would be a charity to give me the pleasure of your acquaintance. It really would.”

“You see, brother,” argued the Captain slowly, “I don't know you.”

“But you never can know me, Captain Gills,” replied Mr. Toots, steadfast to his point, “if you don't give me the pleasure of your acquaintance.”

The Captain seemed struck by the originality and power of this remark, and looked at Mr. Toots as if he thought there was a great deal more in him than he had expected.

  —  Dombey and Son (Charles Dickens)

[coreius]

Tag drop 1.

[fewwordsmanyriddles]

[dcxdpdabbles]

Reporter: Mr. Wayne, what do you have to say about the accusations of the "Anti-Cupid" videos?

Bruce: My PR team has already issued out a statement, but I am fine restating it: At Wayne Enterprise, we do not have any issues with coworkers dating on the condition they are not within the same line of command. Their gender or sexual orientation has nothing to do with it.

Another Reporter: Does that mean your comments in the video about Mr. Drake-Wayne and Mr. Fenton is due to this policy?

Bruce: Oh no, I stand by that.

Yet another reporter: So you stand by, and I quote, "I really doubt that Tim and Danny are dating. I mean, look at him. Do you hoenstly think he would even get past the first flirtious statement? Kid didn't even know where babies come from before working at WE "

Bruce leaning into the mic: I. Stand. By. That.

Danny watching the news at home: How dare he. I could totally get a date with his son.

Tim knowing Bruce meant him: That's rat bastard.

Steph: You thought you got me pregnant because we held hands

Tim: I'm sorry I was willing to step up to fatherhood, Steph!