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“I need more Dadmack content” girl just read the aftg serie, he’s literally parenting all the foxes 24/7, when they watch a game in the foyer he stands in front of the tv with his hands on his hips like every dad on the planet

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pepe the prawn is my genuine reaction to reading the aftg trilogy for the first time

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twinyards hc that aaron has a shit memory and so before his bio exams (tons of vocab) andrew makes associations for him with stupid insults to help him remember.

aaron doesn’t realize the first few times, until he’s blanking on an exam and randomly thinks of a time where andrew made a comment about kevin needing to grow a spine or he’d give him spondylolisthesis and his notes on vertebrae conditions come flooding back

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nicky and aaron: you don't want to see andrew off his meds, he's..... scary..

andrew off his meds:

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the reason i love Andrew is so simple; this man will not even acknowledge Neil when he's there but the second he dissapears he'll litterally tear down an entire exy stadium in hopes of finding any clue so he can go save him himself.

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Who's handling who in this relationship anyway??

(art by llstarcasterll)

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pt. 17 Foxes Q&A!! <pt.16 pt.18>

taglist for @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @strangeoffputtingrat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 @vampire-overlord

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How concerned do you think Wymack was when Neil "I'm fine" Josten responds to are you alright with "no. no I'm not."

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Hmm. Fox Family Reunion? Except, its for Wymack's retirement so every Fox generation shows up for the reunion - including the OG Foxes.

But like, all the OG Foxes show up fashionably late because they pregamed together at Edens probably. They show up, and generations of baby Foxes (yes they graduated, no the OG Foxes won't stop calling them baby Foxes, hush now) stare at the enigmas that are the collection of confirmed murders, criminal records, organized crime connections, serial killer parentage, and god knows what else.

Like, nothing the baby Foxes have gone through to qualify as a Fox lights a tea candle to the OGs - five different connections to organized crime and three belong to one Fox??? Come on now.

Some of them are rude, or standoffish, or scared, or in awe of them as they hug and chat with Wymack and Abby and Bee and rib on each other like they're still twenty-something college students. Several of them are Olympic Gold Medalists - but did we forget about those criminal records??? The murders???

Eventually shit calms down and it stops being such a fucking side show but like,,,

The OG Foxes from the perspective of later gen Foxes during the final Fox Family Reunion, sending Wymack off to blissful retirement.

(But not peaceful retirement. The Foxes still have his number after all.)

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pt.11 !! <pt.10 pt.12>

taglist for @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @strangeoffputtingrat @tessasilverswan <333

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thinking about how andrew was soooo careful with neil when neil was injured. fine, it was a little rough but he tried ok? i like to think that the entire time neil was injured, andrew just showed up whenever neil needed a hand with something, as if telepathically attuned to neil. i like to think that taking care of people like that isn't something that came naturally to andrew. rather, it's something that he learned from taking care of kevin for months.

like, he had a helpless, injured kevin day in his care and at first, he thought it's SUCH a drag taking care of someone who isn't himself, but who else was going to do it. plus kevin is demanding and insufferable about being injured, going like "is that coffee caffeinated? i can only drink decaf," and just generally requiring a lot of attention. of course andrew had no choice but to help kevin into his jackets and lace his shoes and open his water bottles and food wrappers for him and help him through stretches and light exercise and talk him down from his panic attacks and slap him around the head every time he and let him ride shotgun forever and - well, the point is he's well-versed in the art of caring for people he wants to keep around by the time neil comes along.

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pt.12!! <pt.11 pt.13>

french translation:

-are you alright? i can call

-ANDREW THREW OUT MY PROTEIN BARS

-for fuck’s sake

taglist: @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @strangeoffputtingrat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal

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aftg tv show but solely because i want someone to take the bing bop boom boom boom bop bam the type of shit I'm on you wouldn't understand audio and make an edit that’s just clips of the foxes hitting each other

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Neil Josten:

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best andrew minyard quotes because why was my man spitting shakespearean lines so casually???

“who fears the monster that knows the taste of a whip?”

“hell hath no fury. is your spine the spine of the righteous? are you trying your best to step on my toes because you’re feeling the tragic weight of the holier than thou?”

“truth is irrefutable and untainted by bias. sunrise, abram, death; these are truths.”

“oh, neil. you’re far too heavy to tread ice this thin.”

last but not least because this is the best one

“is your learning curve a horizontal line?”

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“give Andrew Minyard a pet/plant to take care of” what do you think Kevin Day was.

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Neil going to his first mandatory therapy session with Betsy after Baltimore knowing that she knows about his childhood and that he was recently tortured and watched his dad die

Ngl I’d kill to be a fly on the wall in that session