#mothershucker

[that-tiny-feral-artist]

guess who’s back fellow sustenance consuming organisms

I present to you some doodles I half-assedly during my extremely longer than planned hiatus containing some doodles of different ocs of mine, Waka, Ghirahim, dolphin Ammy, and some Mei and Oki with a beard doodles for the lovely @feliciadraws and @bamboorocket 💙

[forthosebefore]

The Mothershuckers Oyster Cart

Open-air oyster carts used to be an integral part of New York City’s street food scene. Today, they are all but extinct. Benjamin “Moody” Harney created the Mothershuckers Oyster Cart in 2019 to change all of that.

Oyster Carts of New York City

Did you know that oysters were one of New York City's original street foods? Just imagine: standing at a street corner in Lower Manhattan on a crisp fall day slurping a dozen fresh, raw oysters from an oyster cart. Peddling oysters alongside hot buns and peanuts was a normal thing in New York City back in the late 1700s and 1800s. Today, it's a rarity. There is only one pushcart set up in all of Brooklyn: Benjamin "Moody" Harney's Mothershuckers Oyster Cart outside of Eugene & Co. on the corner of Tompkins Avenue and Jefferson Avenue. Inspired by the story of Thomas Downing, a.k.a. the Oyster King of New York, Moody started his business in the fall of 2019. Read the full article here.

You can now find The Real Mothershuckers at Pier 57, 25 11th Ave., New York, NY. Monday — Sunday, 11:00AM-8:00PM

Source: In a Half Shell, The Real Mothershuckers

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[sylvctica]

anonymous ➤ unprompted

Are we ever going to get more 🪨 🌳 🌽

      There's an audible wooshing sound as the implication goes way over their head. "... what does corn have to do with rocks and trees? I mean if you put them all together in a pretty order, it does make a f ... farm?"

      Math.exe is at work. Nope, it's not clicking.

[agere-agender]

YIPPIE IM BACK HELLO MOTHER SHUCKERS

hi

sorry for being so inactive

i love yall

especially you @c-sharpp !!

[kade-is-here]

Bored AF, send some asks about the Robotic!AU? :] /nf

[rushindisnyprincss]

I love women

[doueverwonder]

the midwest states started saying 'mothershucker' instead of motherfucker ironically, and next thing they knew it was unironic. pray for them as they try to stop saying mothershucker instead of an actual swear word, please it's been months.

[crows-junk-pile]

FLATWORM FRIDAY MOTHERSHUCKERS

[louis--wifey]

Gov: I need all of the Midwest here

Florida: I got you.

Florida: What's up mothershuckers

The Midwest: My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

The Midwest: Come down today and try some corn or we're gonna sacrifice your newborn

[ruffboijuliaburnsides]

Kristen Applebees sliding into detention on her first day of school: What's up mothershuckers! My name is Kristen Applebees and I'm here today to introduce you to... Corn!

[voidoffline]

Alright mothershuckers. In reference to this post I am writing an au based off of Slimecivle’s kintopet zip bomb song. Except with Mariana and Charlie.

Here’s a screenshot of a bit of writing (Mariana looking at the only six reviews for the game)

Basically Mariana buys a new watch on this somewhat shady website, and it comes with a little game already downloaded. ZipPet, AmigVirtual [Zip pet, virtual friend]

She decideds to play it since she’s never seen it before, and slowly she gets attached to the little slime character she named Charlie.

And because my brain is the way it is. Have some art:

I’ve never done pixel art before so I hope it isn���t total ass

[the-archetype-of-civilization]

Fourth rewatch of ATSV, y'already know:

-SPOILERS AHEAD!-

The name of Gwen's band being "The Mary Janes" is cute. Kinda sad that we don't see any form of a real Mary Jane, though.

George lightly and gently punching Gwen's doorframe when he says they got a "breakthrough in the Spider-Woman case. I can feel it" is so realistically portrayed. A man that's driven by justice and wanting to do right by his daughter, the hand gesture kinda says it all, honestly.

I FINALLY FOUND THE FUCKIN' TRANS FLAG, JEEZ I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TOOK ME 4 SESSIONS TO FIND IT.

When Gwen lands inside the Guggenheim, she slides in and her left foot is on the tips of her toes like a ballerina. I can't believe I've talked it about so much IRL that I didn't point it out here. But yeah, really badass.

"Hey, who left this ATM on the sidewalk?!"

There's a food cart called "Mothershuckers," I think.

Jess and Peter are terrible mentors for bringing their babies (one of them unborn!) into fights!

The student councilor's calendar has a funky lil' dog on there with sunglasses (I think).

When Miles says "whatever" to his parents, Rio's face was FELT. And that head movement was so on-point. It's crazy how human this movie is despite it being animated.

A Puerto Rican friend of mine said that a lot of the food at the party was instantly recognizable. That and the fact that a lot of the older generation HATE being addressed by their first name, which works well when Rio calls out Gwen saying hers.

Jeff trying to fix that cat balancing beam in the councilor's office and seeing it fall each time kills me.

Miles twiddling his thumbs nervously when he almost reveals himself to Rio is so realistically portrayed, I love the hand motions in this movie.

Gwen's avoidance to answer Miles' questions directly, or even at all, really irks me, especially when Miles has some very personal questions ("What are you doing here? I thought I'd never see you again..."). STOP LEAVING MY BOY IN THE DARK.

Speaking of Gwen, it honestly really bothered me how Gwen acted in this movie when it came to other people (being so nonchalant to Miles' parents, that awkward and sudden goodbye to Miles before she goes to find Spot, etc), like she's acting like such a child. But now, I genuinely think that she's just socially awkward, which I should've probably put together already considering she barely has any friends in her world and (presumably) doesn't talk to many people except for other Spider-People that are (again, presumably) just as awkward as she is.

Like, WHY DID SHE CHOOSE TO REVEAL HERSELF TO MILES' PARENTS WEARING HIS HOODIE AND THEN BEING LIKE "Uh Miles is missing, I dunno where he is. Bye!" GIRL, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO IT. Her promise to them and telling them that Miles loves them was nice, though.

Rio cupping Miles' face in her hands during her speech and Miles chuckling and smiling breaks my heart, man. If that ain't a mom thing to do ❤️ And I would smile and laugh just as much if it was my mom, too. I still think about Rio's speech, even today. It's that good.

Jeff climbing up the water tower to meet "Gwanda" and bumping his head into stuff and hurting himself was hilarious and I can't believe I didn't notice until now.

Miles hyping up the empanadas to Gwen was adorable. And his hand gesture was cute, too.

Miles' goodbye to Gwen is even more heartbreaking because you can see the tears welling up in his eyes. WHY WOULD YOU HURT MY BOY LIKE THIS???

There was an interesting parallel (don't know if it was intentional) where Gwen was hit by Spot and was falling in Mumbattan, Miles catches her and carries her before he drops her and reaches to save her. But when Miles is escaping from the Spider Society, Gwen catches Miles and Miles intentionally breaks the web and free falls instead, shaking his head at her. Gwen trusts Miles, but Miles doesn't trust Gwen anymore.

Bro, Miles can't catch a break with the damn snitches (the students ratting him out to the guy's office in ITSV and that woman on the highway in ATSV). Glad he called her out, though. Though, if there was a big scary Spider-Man with claws and arm blades on my car, I'd probably do the same just to get him off and away.

Miles rubbing his cheek in embarrassment when Rio appears in front of Gwen was so good. And his face when he goes "MOM!"

Something about the way Miles says "You have to let me go" to 42 Miles is interesting. I can confirm I saw the acrylic stand of Miles Morales Spider-Man in 42 Miles' apartment. I wonder if 42 Miles looked up to Spider-Man or something, maybe there is some history that we don't know between him and Spider-Man in some way, which is bizarre since there is SUPPOSED to be a Spider-Man there but isn't.

I like how Mayday took a crap when Miguel held her heheh. He IS the establishment. "Yup, she's a Parker" says Peter. Lmao.

There's several scenes where Miguel is talking about the canon to Miles with everyone being pretty close to the center, while Hobie is the farthest from all of them most of the time. And he's kinda facing away from them with his head being turned to face Miles. Shows how he separates himself from the society, but is only looking out for Miles right now.

There's a really cool YouTuber that went really in-depth with Gwen and George's conversation when Gwen returns back to her world and it's really insightful. Shows her lack of communication skills in general (and that it, unfortunately, seems to be hereditary, as well). He even talks about the damn penguin. Crazy stuff. But he makes a great point that Gwen actually genuinely smiles after talking to her dad, more so than even being with Miles. It's really sweet.

I dunno why, but I feel for that guy running the food cart when Gwen and Miles take his hot dogs and just dips and gives them cash (letting him keep the change). Just feels inconvenient for him, despite making a profit. I dunno, the guy looked like he was really befuddled and I felt for him lol.

The current Prowler's theme (42 Miles) being Miles's theme in reverse is insane.

Someone else pointed it out, but Pav threading the damn needle through a broken poster was SLICK.

Speaking of threading the needle, Miles almost messing up when he dodges the truck and screams out is hilarious. It honestly sounds like a reused scream sound file that he did in ITSV.

"I don't believe in consistency!" "This guy's killin' me..."

I didn't point this out in my third rewatch but the "It's a metaphor for capitalism" line was completely lost to me until I heard it then. Fucking perfection.

Pav saying "I can do both" when he sees Inspector Singh in trouble while trying to rescue Gayatri is heartbreaking. Miles says the same thing to Miguel before being shot down by Peter ("Not always."). At first I 100% believed that there was no argument that could be made against Miles, but realizing that Pav said that when he (literally) had his hands tied with Gayatri and couldn't rescue Inspector Singh until Miles came in, I'm not so sure anymore. It doesn't sway me in the other direction (being that Miles is in the right), but now it's much more clear that it truly is "not always."

I can't believe that in an Indian dominated Manhattan (Mumbattan), they STILL allowed to have that British museum up.

"I wanted to be with you guys so bad...but this thing isn't what I thought it was." I can't tell you how much I love this boy and how I will kill anyone that hurts him like this. So fucking uncool, guys. UN-FUCKING-COOL!

When Miles is talking to 42 Rio, he says that he's "stronger now because of you [Rio], because of dad" and 42 Rio says something in Spanish that sounded like the equivalent of "oh, sweetheart..." lovingly. Shit hurts, man.

Miguel against the dark rainy night under the large "WELCOME" sign is peak cinematography, next to Gwen and Miles under the clocktower.

I had to cut down some stuff because the text limit sucks. I got others and all that, you know how it is.

Second rewatch.

Third rewatch.

Final act.

[theinwardshoe]

Cryptic Joe hills quote

“Bienvenidos mothershuckers”

“We’re going to talk about the best high school class…”

*Slaps board with histerically long yard stick*

“E C O N”

[marx-the-personly-blog]

Hello Mothershuckers!!! Heres some art for the au, and also SM redesign!

Full design

Filter art

Text ver

The breakdown in the audio drama

(White lily as Ellen and Pure vallina as Ted)

[idkdema]

From the earth I rise, and to the earth I one will return. What's up mothershuckers. My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here to introduce you to... corn. Corn is a north american cereal plant that yields larger kernels on a cob. It is also called a maze because, it is easy to get lost in its incredible flavor. Side effects of corn may include: choking. I guess.

Come down today, and try some corn, or we wILL SACRIFICE YOUR NEW BORN! AAAA-

(you get it if you get it)

I don’t get it but I like corn :D

[nightmare53108]

Whats up mothershuckers

I sent this at 1 AM :)

Go to bed you little shit