#too gay to function

[luthorwarriorprincess]

Does Katie McGrath even realize how much of my pay check I am willing to give directly to her if she would just release a podcast of herself talking about literally anything for a few hours a couple times a week? I don't even care what the topic is.

Why she likes one style of hat over another? Sure!

A debate over which is better to color with: colored pencils or crayons? Yeah, I'd be into that!

If she thinks grass can feel pain when it gets cut? Yeah girl, tell me your thoughts!

Or even just why? Why what you ask? Idk, why anything, why everything!

I just want that gorgeous accent to lull me into serenity.

[toomanylesbiancouples]

Oh Agatha you are the gayest

What a great day to be gay

And to be in love with this woman

[monncheriie]

Im taking the chance of posting my art sorry if its too homosexually charged guys this is my first time please be gentle

[elder-charles]

[themboimama]

My wife is so gay that it's becoming hazardous to her health.

[mousetheman06]

All. Six. Fingers.

[tempestat-ignis]

favorite genre: vaguely goth, black cat (ex) gf shooting daggers at anyone who approaches her golden retriever (ex) gf

[sapphicheartt]

Rio: *just existing in Episode 5*

Me: 🎶 girl dinner 🎶

[lovesickdipshit]

i need to be sedated. or neutered. or both.

[fenmere]

So we were talking about tumblr urls with our girlfriends and this just happened:

[luthorwarriorprincess]

Those emeralds, that smirk, the raised eyebrow. Death by gayness.

[floralcavern]

I literally wheezed. Good for Siren!

[piperswife]

Lowkey kind of sick of shows hinting queer couples LIKE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS and never going through with it. The looks. The talks of encouragement. THEIR WHOLE ARC. I’m gonna tweak.

[tobbogan-13]

“Sweet mother, I cannot weave- Slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl”

guys Sappho originated being too gay to function

[rushindisnyprincss]

I swear if you don’t watch hearstopper without grinning like an idiot more than half of the time then you’re watching the show wrong I swear

[niceminipotato]

I’m gonna give you guys a glimpse at my weird brain for the last hour.

Thought 1: Gosh I need to finishing writing the next chapter. Nine’s pov needs to be published.

Thought 2: You know what’d be cool? An isekai fic, where the OC/reader gets teleported inside the game. Let us save the lords. We’ll make Alcina like us too. Oh but I’d actually need to play… nvm. I’m not killing my lady.

Thought 3: I think I’m gonna rewatch Blank. Oh Faye is so good in it.

Thought 4: If I write a little for the next chapter I’ll finish quicker. People must hate me.

Thought 5: This teddy sheep is so soft

Thought 6: Gosh, women in suits… women in suits… women in suits… and Alcina Dimitrescu 🤷🏻‍♀️

Thought 7: wait wait Jenn… Alcina Dimitrescu in a suit… wow. Yep that’s the winner.

And that’s where I’m at. This is why nothing gets written lol. Cuz after all that I’m here in tumblr looking for fanart of Lady D in a suit.