#too gay to function

[monncheriie]

Im taking the chance of posting my art sorry if its too homosexually charged guys this is my first time please be gentle

[elder-charles]

[themboimama]

My wife is so gay that it's becoming hazardous to her health.

[mousetheman06]

All. Six. Fingers.

[tempestat-ignis]

favorite genre: vaguely goth, black cat (ex) gf shooting daggers at anyone who approaches her golden retriever (ex) gf

[sapphicheartt]

Rio: *just existing in Episode 5*

Me: 🎶 girl dinner 🎶

[lovesickdipshit]

i need to be sedated. or neutered. or both.

[ent-witch]

THERE IS NO OTHER EXPLAINATION!!!!!!!

This hurt so much, but also felt so good, but AHHHHH

What they went through for eachother, against eachother, with eachother. I will never be the same again

[fenmere]

So we were talking about tumblr urls with our girlfriends and this just happened:

[piperswife]

Lowkey kind of sick of shows hinting queer couples LIKE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS and never going through with it. The looks. The talks of encouragement. THEIR WHOLE ARC. I’m gonna tweak.

[tobbogan-13]

“Sweet mother, I cannot weave- Slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl”

guys Sappho originated being too gay to function

[rushindisnyprincss]

I swear if you don’t watch hearstopper without grinning like an idiot more than half of the time then you’re watching the show wrong I swear

[liminal-roses]

shocked I am getting anything done given the amount of time i spend looking at pretty women

[storm-z]

I can’t 😩😭 I’m so hyper fixated on them! I love them 💙❤️ *edited original image*

[niceminipotato]

I’m gonna give you guys a glimpse at my weird brain for the last hour.

Thought 1: Gosh I need to finishing writing the next chapter. Nine’s pov needs to be published.

Thought 2: You know what’d be cool? An isekai fic, where the OC/reader gets teleported inside the game. Let us save the lords. We’ll make Alcina like us too. Oh but I’d actually need to play… nvm. I’m not killing my lady.

Thought 3: I think I’m gonna rewatch Blank. Oh Faye is so good in it.

Thought 4: If I write a little for the next chapter I’ll finish quicker. People must hate me.

Thought 5: This teddy sheep is so soft

Thought 6: Gosh, women in suits… women in suits… women in suits… and Alcina Dimitrescu 🤷🏻‍♀️

Thought 7: wait wait Jenn… Alcina Dimitrescu in a suit… wow. Yep that’s the winner.

And that’s where I’m at. This is why nothing gets written lol. Cuz after all that I’m here in tumblr looking for fanart of Lady D in a suit.

[zygomorphous]

The way my brain cannot form any coherent thoughts after seeing some chest hair or a glimpse of a belly is admirable tbh