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Kristin “Mumza” goddess of death and Sarah “MotherInnit” goddess of life yuri. you understand. reblog.
#this is supposed to be c! not cc! but I really don’t care#dream smp#dsmp#kristen mumza#motherinnit#mother innit#sarah simons#dsmpblr#Mcyt#mcytblr#minecraft youtube
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HEADCANON TIME!
There are plenty of divine figures and each of them has a vision of how the world must look like and mortals they want to succeed. There are many disagreements within godly community. Compramissions can't be made, but war of such powerful beings would demolish the whole universe and looking for new one would be tiresome. Instead, every group of divine figures in any universe have something, that looks like game. Such games have different names and rules, but always are about manipulating mortals to achieve their goals without direct interventions. They may look like game of chess, but they aren't even remotely similar.
Members of divine game in Dream SMP:
1. DreamXD. First guardian of Dream SMP. The one, who created it's world and gave it the name. Created the rules for it's divine game, that every other members agreed with. One of three best players. Stole Foolish from Mother Innit(she didn't mind it). Pretends to be divine patron of Dream, but in fact patronise George. He believe that stories have meaning only if they have end and so want every mortal to die, bringing the end to his perfect symphony
2. Mother Innit. Goddess of Life. One of three best players. In fact, she was so good, that XD could outsmart her only after years of trying to put her guard down. Divine patron of Tommy. Want the world to evolve on it's own, but will make sure, that her son would be safe and happy. Brought Kristin, her business(if it can be called like that) partner, to Game
3. Kristin. Goddess of Death. Qualified player, but does not take game seriously. She has her own realm to give little care about the world of living. Divine patron of Philza and, basically, just tries to make sure, that he will be happy in the end. During game, give some advices to Sally
4. Sally. Goddess of Ocean. Has literally no idea how to play, but tries her best(and still every move is terrible). At first was divine patron of Wilbur, but lost faith in him and began to patronize Fundy. It didn't help him mich. Youngest of Gods, if we don't count Karl Major. Appreciate Kristin's mentoring
5. Karl Major. God of Time. At first, was just ordinary Karl Jacobs, the Time Traveler. After Incident learnt everything about time traveling that Inbetween could teach and spent so many years trying to fix everything with those powers, but failing every time. Each time he tried, he lost parts of connection to the Time(he learnt, how to keep memories, but sacrifices are needed), until ascended above it. Now, tries to create the best timeline from new position. Divine patron of Karl Minor, his younger version. Stole Overseers of Inbetween and Other Side from DreamXD. Dream didn't like it. While others play "Chess", he plays "5D chess with multi universal time traveling", still failing in most timelines
6. Blood God. Pretty self-explanatory(Not just blood tho, power, rage, war and justice all are his symbols. In a way, Nether is his domain). Divine patron if Techno. With Mother Innit about allowing the world to evolve on it's own, but want to create a system, that will make this evolving just and fair. Created a fragile faction with Kristin And Mother Innit due to similar views
7. Egg. Creature of Corruption. Pet of DreamXD. NOT A PLAYER, but comes from time to time to flip the table. When it happens, everyone shout at it and tries to put away.
#dream smp#Dream XD#dreamwastaken#george not found#Mother Innit#tommyinnit#motherinnit#kristin minecraft#philza minecraft#Philza#sally the salmon#Sally#Fundy#wilbur soot#karl jacobs#Blood God#technoblade#Egg#Crimson egg
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Thinking about c!Tommy not wearing any shoes after his death, just to feel the ground under his feet.
Grass touching his skin as he feels each of the different textures between his toes, aware of risks there might be insects hiding in the grass. Being careful where he steps. Sitting in grass and watching little bugs flying around him. (This is may or may not be because he has some essence of goddess of Life)
Making flower crowns, changing flowers in his vase every day.
Little remainders like these make him feel alive and safer, forgetting the cold dark place again (limbo). Forgetting about all the sadness, anger.
#cupitalks#c!tommy#ctommy#dsmp#dream smp#tommyinnit#chommy#goddess of life is mother innit for those wondering#<- that idea lives in my head rent free
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the age old question of why a fate-blessed mated couple wouldn’t be able to produce offspring without the mother / child brutally dying in the process 🤔
#grim innit#nessian critical#feysand critical#sjm critical#acotar critical#acosf critical#i know women aren’t just breeding tools but jesus#what is the Mother (sjm) thinking#i know women die irl but this is fantasy#if they’re not anatomically capable of birthing wings then WHY are they mates
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The history book on the shelf is always repeating itself
They both have a very; let's have another go, yeah? maybe we'll be better at this, this go-round, vibe that they bring to the workplace that I really appreciate.
#They just gave me the same vibes honesly#very; I saved you I raised you and I'm the reason you are here now. I did that to us let me take responsibility#and I don't care I've never cared I'd let you lead me to corruption in every life after this if it means I could stay#very tragic older sibling younger sibling coded to me#It's sad we didnt get more uraume I bet their philosophical debate with Hakari would have been really interesting#Have no fucking clue who that other lady was but I do like the idea that it was his mother.#demon slayer#gyutaro#kny daki#daki#kimetsu no yaiba#kny#jjk#jjk spoilers#jjk manga#jjk ch. 271#jjk leaks#jujutsu kaisen manga spoilers#sukuna#ryomen sukuna#uraume#jjk uraume#bit of fun innit#thoughts to the void
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headcanon that astoria went through a rebellious phase in her teens and got a nose piercing and a tiny hidden tattoo on her hip ✨️
#canonicaly 🤓☝🏻 she was rebellious in her views on muggles and blood purity SO is it really that much of a stretch 😗😗#my answer is no so here we are#the tattoo can be whatever you want it to be#a butterfly was my original thought because thats every womans classic hidden tattoo innit#i think one meaning of the name astoria is hawk so perhaps that#but that would be harder to be small lmao#she wears a little plain silver nose ring btw not a stud#astoria greengrass#hpcc#harry potter#drastoria#draco is lowkey obsessed with both#hes obsessed with everything about his wife lets be real here guys#number one wife supporter#her mother was so mad when she found out but daphne found it funny as hell
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look even if dream was arrogant on the dms we dont need to know it happened, unless he send her death threats or admited to a crime i dont care what they talk on private theyre both adults god
he probably wasn’t even arrogant he was just fed the fuck up and he was like oh i can talk to his mom she clearly gets involved in his bullshit why not try reaching out and turns out she has the same maturity level as her son so now here we are
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love it when parents, esp mothers, feel the fact that I, a woman in my 30s, am child-free, gives them permission to rant about what mean little bastards their kids are. 100% self-sacrificial complex, 0% self-awareness. oh, your child is rude and disrespectful? my sister in christ, you raised them.
#one of my coworkers was complaining about her daughter yesterday#apparently shes about to do a gap year abroad and she (the mother) cant wait for her to leave#and of course i was sympathetic and all because theres nothing i love more than other people's problems#but also. kind of a self own innit?#like. idk. have you thought about teaching your child decency respect and empathy? through leading by example mayhaps? no? alright#yes i know its hard. this is why i dont have kids#well and also because i am so ace i have negative sex appeal & am generally unsuited to any kind of relationship#but still! wouldnt have them even if that werent the case yk
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Idea for Boscage Maze!Eggman's name: Shroom-man (kinda lame, but Eggman got the name from his egg-shaped devices, so naming an Eggman with a mushroom on his head "Shroom-man" makes sense in a way)
can't call him shroom-man because "funguy" is literally right there
#pinkiemeowstic89#JOKE#HGFHGFGHFGH#the thing is ''''eggman'''' is like. the best comparison i can make is like#boscage!eggman is like Other Mother from coraline. but if other mother wasn't. um. an evil spider witchfghhgfgh#like other mother ISN'T coraline's mother. it's a different entity entirely.#just like how boscage!eggman isn't eggman.#because all the eggmans are already accounted for in new yoke#boscage!eggman technically isn't even human (he's a robot. funny innit?)#<- praying to god i explained this properly. sorry for adding high concept shit to the weakest shatterverse in prime i like to have fun </3#windthrow#10verse
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#prefacing this w ik in fanfiction they're all just our little barbie dolls we're making kiss and it doesnt matter whatsoever but like Do you#understand how much love and respect and loyalty there is between connor and leon irl#like in connors nhlpa ama he immediately no question said that leon's the nhler who knows him best + that he's spent his entire professiona#career w him. whenever leon's asked what he thinks of connor the first sentance out his mouth is 'you [the media] know. he knows' and then#he carries on talking about how he's the best player in the world + connor never hesitates to return the sentiment#and between the two of them it's not sentiments they sau it like its fact bc it is#and their whole 'cup or bust' thing every analyst and their mother have taken it as a 'they're going to win in edmonton or not at all' in t#e sense that they want to stay in edmonton n stay together <- like not even in an insane person edmonton polycule type of way in the they'r#the best players in the world and have insane chemistry on the ice and are eachother's best friends type of way#like a reason why their pp is so lethal is bc those two on a line + the other team down yeah ofc thats going to be automatic#and leon saying that their best beats anyone else's best no doubt and connor talking about building the team from the ground up like leon w#s there when they got boo'd off the ice in 2014 he was a part of building the team that's thier damn team and in turn the sheer amount of#respect the rest of the team have for them and they have for the rest of the team and the trust that while they're the best players they#don't have to play for all of them n that's part of thier whole like. our fourth line stands up to any other first line rock solid belief#like and ofc thier on ice hugs and lockerroom hugs and that moment in the sportsnet knee injury doc and how they mention that they're best#friends whenever theyre asked and how their gf's are also best friends and also their damn dogs#NOT TO MENTION. he's my ride or die. im really lucky our paths crossed here in edmonton. as a friend it was really tough to watch that#<- leon's insane 2022 playoff run on a broken ankle#and the way leon's been dubbed the german gretzky and connor's been the next next one since he was 15 and the way they have such a solid#control of the lockerroom together and i dont know if they've ever said conflicting things to the media and how they've said that they push#eachother to be better (connor saying that leon told him to score more)#and their little taps throughout their season and bringing back their team from the dead and leon being the one to make connor laugh in#pressers and on the bench#ALL TO SAY. like i am a mc.matt.drai enjoyer in the threesome/winners room/asg/2997 are actually quite abnormal about eachother and matthew#has never been normal about anything in his life and this might be fun. kinda way#but 2997 are soulbonded in ways quite possibly none of us will ever be able to truly understand#<- also i do mean this genuinely like they're not normal people but both of them are not normal#SORRY FOR RAMBLING. i just wish there was better written fanfiction.#<- wish to be the change you see in the world innit tho#so funny to me how the eh is just canadian innit.
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yeah I'm not gonna talk abt it am I...
#well thats okay. eventually itll come up naturally. and if not well. it doesnt make me feel very okay. but its not a big deal#and i guess ill meet ppl in the future who will curate a different idea of me and maybe therell be fewer misunderstandings#<- coward who CAN communicate to save their life but not in any lower stakes situation for their happiness n quality of life#we <3 repression n insecurity. maybe if i keep digging at the corner of this bit of the labyrinth with my spoon ill get out someday 😌#anyway.. theres my daily vague vent post got it out of my system#wanted to do it earlier but ended up not having much time after work n then called friends which was nice :^)#also i never have signal at work these days.. my boss has said shell get me on the staff wifi tho cuz i do need it for work reasons#its rare to need it for work purposes bc we all use work pcs n stuff anyway and not rly supposed to use mobiles in the lab#but yeahh.. god i have so much admin shit to sort out also gotta text family back before i sleep i forgot to earlier#its all good.. also my memory foam pillows turned up so i no longer have to steal my roomies extra one for my neck pain <3#ik she was missing it... not to sound like a creep but it was nice that it smelled like her a little. just familiar innit#we're always around each other so its just what being home smells like to me.. listen i have a sensitive nose 😔✋️#if we were a lot closer i would ask if i could sleep in her bed while shes away but we're not so it would come across sooo weird..#and i would feel rly weird abt someone sleeping in my own room without me there. well maybe not actually. as long as they werent snooping#<- guy whose mother used to go thru their shit all the time n struggles to not feel paranoid and distrustful when it comes to privacy#was thinking recently my ideal living situation w a partner would be separate rooms but we still share the bed sometimes#but not every night bc im a sensitive sleeper... but we can switch bedding so i can still smell them if i wake up in the night alone#like how new mothers trying to get babies used to cot sleeping each have a cloth or blanket and swap every night#so the baby is comforted by the blankets smell and sleeps more peacefully.. and momma finds it easier being apart from the baby too#sorry this is getting gooey and weird my meds have been wearing off the last couple hours im so sleeppyyyy 😭#well.... maybe everything can wait until tomorrow..... bed is calling..#goodnight everyone muah#.diaries
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#unfuckingbelievable#fellas#is it enough to take the day off from work to spend time with your spouse on your anniversary#and then not even bother saying ‘happy anniversary’ because it’s y’know OBVIOUS why you took the day off?#forget a card or flowers or anything else for that matter#because those didn’t happen either#but not even saying a perfunctory *happy anniversary* because it’s *obvious*?#i guess that can be the new standard for birthdays too! why not?#and for the record that ���spending time’ was fucking up an autistic woman’s morning routine#and then staying face planted in a phone before spending an hour in choice paralysis not knowing what tv show to watch#over two decades lads#and we don’t say ‘happy anniversary’ because we both know the date and it’s OBVIOUS#un. fucking. believable.#i do not even know how to express the hurt right now#like i had my expectations so low you only have to step over them#and yet#i feel like a real fucking asshole just venting about this#but even my shitty dad got my mother a card every year on their anniversary#and this one supposedly likes me#in an aroace kind of way#does being aromantic preclude a person from saying ‘I’m glad i married you’?#it doesn’t have to be said with flowers but it could at least be said#i am begging for clear communication and all i got was a bunch of ‘well it’s obvious innit’#over two decades#and i make pie every week#and this is what i get#💔
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my mum really had a brilliantly cringe funeral
#parental death tw#sorry i have been up too late so you’re getting Intensely Personal Posts From C#but like.#the walk-in music(????) was i miss you by blink 182#and 10 year old me (with no clue what how to process any of this) absolutely LOVED it#i listen to that song now and think ‘this man’s vocals are quite annoying actually’#but i remember my dad trying to find appropriate music and it was nearly the smiths so i think we won overall#as i always say#it’s fine and i’m fine#but you sure remember it#rip Mine Own Mother you would’ve loved mcr tumblr i guess#12 years!! good god!!!! it’s something innit
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It’s not really that i still feel like a 12-14yo, it’s just that i already had to be 18 as a kid
I was so advanced that actually/finally reaching the age i had to act like make me feel like i didn’t age, because i already acted like an adult as a preteen
I’m not an age regressor, I’m a Tall Child
#actually mentally ill#actually traumatized#actually abused#emotional abuse#traumatic childhood#narcissistic mother#child abuse#child parentification#child neglect#and i was so young when i behaved 25#that kind of thing#it's mental illness innit#growing up too fast#what growing up with unrestricted internet and no parental love does to a mf#cptsd#agere#age regression#vent tag#vent post
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why do we get another bomb dropped every time i wake up later than 3pm
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I am trapped I am stuck I am a product of desperation fear tragedy and love out of obligation . I am programmed to be an obedient African daughter, yet no one protected me from monsters Just bc they came from same country village area immigrant blah blah. Mother blames me for everything she’s just starting to say it a loud. She really blames herself but the guilt is big enough to gas light me into submission and beat her self up about it.
#the product of two people who do not love each other#is a severe childhood ptsd trauma only child single parent household suicida ideating since 11 loser adult child#no friends no family no one but a obident program daughter#mother gave me my confidence and crushed it in adulthood bc of her own failings#while I worked out my own#except I didn’t have the luxury of doing it out of her sight#ahh if my demons win it’s not her fault#it’s not even my deadbeat dad and her horrible husbands fault#it’s their own families#it’s their cultures fault#it’s their own country’s fault#it’s their home country and diaspora communities fault#I hate that they birthed me I hate more I’m to pussy to do anything abt it bc of weak mental shit#yes mom it is surprising I’m so weak bc you are my mom but remember who you procreated with#blame yourself for not putting a clothes hanger through to me as a fetus#rip aborted siblings#she saved y’all#she tried to save me#but genetics paternal dna innit#oh and maternal family if I could make y’all go boom I would know that#not a dime not a phone call not a hello on gods street#no older sibling to Shield me to protect me hshshshjkk#I can’t believe I grew up to be a statistic#lol sorry god sorry mom#sorry on my tomvtstone
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