#Blood God

[luna711m]

“If you see the Blood God in the battlefield, pray that the Angel Of Death isn’t with him.”

Both are deathly but with the two together say hi to Lady Death (For Philza of course)

[crimson-chains]

Another redraw, and more to come! XD Felt nostalgic for the old dating sim demo me and my friends made like 8 years ago! You can still download and play it for free, it's just a short demo game, but, I think it's fun! Anyway, here's a redraw and a fake gameplay screen shot, maybe someday I'll return to the project ^^

[decaffynated]

Love the Personification of the Chat

[g1xtchedartist]

can’t believe its been almost two years since technoblade left to fight god (and win). happy 25th birthday

[orchid-arts1]

Technoblade never dies!!

[itslouisan]

Time to have C!Techno headcannons!!!

Heyo, seems like finally I reached my 2nd favorite cc ever! I think techno's character is REALLY interesting, with great writing and details and I can definitely add some hc of my own in there, so without further ado, let's go!

(btw @syndicatedsystem you might like some of my headcannons involving Jschlatt and Techno I talk about here so yeah! Also feel free to discuss em' with me or make asks abt it, hell your blog inspires me a lot)

(I lost the name of the artist if anyone knows please tell me)

• Techno has some braids in his hair, the longer, the more he values the person

Longest: Philza, it's braided with gold details

2nd longest: Ranboo, has a amethyst crystal for purple

Mid-term: Wilbur, he braided it in consideration of a battle friend and some good times with Will, he doesn't hate or likes Wilbur, but still can't deny they do have a connection

Shortest: Tommy.

• Techno prepared a space in the cabin for Tommy in case some day, his demons and the hell he was looking for, finally was found, he'd welcome Tommy with open arms, since he'd view that the kid suffered enough and had the time to change and face any consequences he'd need to face, the space is safe, always available, but, he'd never tell Tommy that, he keeps it hidden, he's not ready to be vulnerable to the demon child again and openly say Tommy could count on him, not until Tommy makes the first step.

• Keeps the pickaxe that blinded Quackity as a trophy, this and keeps all weapons from powerful enemies with him as a reminder of a great battle he won once again

• Likes to write poetry about people and events, he'd never give them to the person, but keep it in a dusty small box in his room in the attic of the cabin

• OKAY, LET'S ALL AGREE TECHNO IS ARO/ACE? GOOD.

• Techno was friends with Jschlatt before everything went to hell, they liked to talk about random bs while watching the fire crack at night and drink some cheap booze for Jschlatt and coffee for Techno

• I view Techno also having some boar traits, so yeah territorial as FUCK don't mess with his stuff or house, also he chases pray like crazy and can eat almost anything without a problem due to that

• Doesn't CARE for alcohol, just doesn't like the idea of having a hangover afterwards since he'd be unable to fight the next day

• Would gossip with Jschlatt, Tommy and the syndicate like, ABOUT EVERYTHING, I imagine him and Jschlatt favorite hobby is shit talking people they hate

• Techno being aro/ace also means if you flirt with him, he'll just stare at your soul and bully the shit out of you, sometimes calls Phil and/or Jschlatt to roast the shit out of the person, also WILL defend himself from any creeps and defend his friends from ANY strange people since for him touch is STRICTLY a death sentence and something that takes time

• Techno smokes when stressed or in the syndicate room, making Phil always carry an extra lighter for him just in case, the 2 used to be smoking buddies before Phil quit when he adopted Chayanne and Tallulah

• Techno in the QSMP is an entity, a god watching above everyone but never leaving Phil side and the eggs side, sometimes he'd talk to Tallulah directly, or influence Phil like a voice in his head to do the right thing in his vision or appear to Chayanne in his dreams to have a chat

• Can and will drink blood from the enemies

• Loves to talk about skulls and anatomy of the body in general, a dark fact, due to respect to Jschlatt, after he died (not considering revival, I view revival as either the decomposed body coming back to life in a LESS but STILL fucked up state or a kind of new body that is the users body in the afterlife coming to the alive realm, if you guys want, I can make a post about this) picked and kept Jschlatt sheep skull, with horns and everything

(art by sadist)

• Would talk about historical wars and battles with his own analysis and commentaries on it, making a great history teacher

• totally collects greek mythology stuff, books, items, anything.

• Has a couple of tattoos but one that is pretty badass is a wither skull with red smoke on his ribs in the right, a tattoo of a emerald in the inside of his left wrist, a tattoo of a squid with a fork on it's head in reference to the potato war on his right wrist really tiny and "everything starts with blood" and "the voices demand blood" written in his tights

• My boy 100% has piercings due to piglin culture, around 75% of them being made of gold

[usagisbunspace]

I cannot help but everytime i see bajie art of him with dots for eyes just hear him speaking with technoblades voice and it makes me smile a lot.

Just imagine him staring at the mirror and instead of throwing it away he drops a "BRuUHh" like when techno was completely disappointed at phil not noticing it was 3 days and not 3 months.

[ladyn0ru]

Just a lego technoblade while i had a lil idea of dsmpxlmk thing

[its-targe]

Rest in Peace you absolute legend. Thank you for all the laughs. You were too young.

[sisinasawa]

Blood for the blood god, happy birthday Tech, I hope you have put God and the Queen in their places.

[mortal-kombat-shitposts]

Onaga! Reiko headcanons.

Sfw

My original got deleted thanks tumblr but here's this.

We'll start with the most obvious, he will look more like general shao, sharp teeth, horns and such but he gets a tail, he gets crystal clear serpent eyes, mesmerizing.

If he has a S/O then his feeling are ten fold, if this was a marriage for sake of having more little soldiers then you no longer have a husband, if this was a marriage of love then your husband is clingier, holda you tighter refusing to let anyone see you at least four weeks after he gets back.

He also softly introduces himself to the kids again if you have any. Also makes his dad instincts so much stronger, anyone hurts or trys to hurt his kid, he found out people are tasty when crispy.

He can and will turn into full dragon but his scales around his eyes seem to take the look of his war paint. (Fight me on this i dare you.)

He gets more praise from the general for not only success but the fact the he houses onaga inside him without problems.

There are problems but reiko has it under control, his strict soldier upbringing is stronger than onaga yelling at him to do violence.

NSFW

This goes without saying but breeding kink

[splinkoplinko]

Happy birthday Technoblade. We miss you 💜

[ashlythewolf]

Yeh Mal

[emiweee]

Drew some fanart for @lobstorbisque ‘s fic https://archiveofourown.org/works/44375368

Excuse some of the lazy rendering :3

[zethsnex]

Prompts from Technotober

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

Each nation has created a god, and the god has always resembled his creators. He hated and loved what they hated and loved, and he was invariably found on the side of those in power. Each god was intensely patriotic, and detested all nations but his own. All these gods demanded praise, flattery, worship. Most of them were pleased with sacrifice, and the smell of innocent blood has ever been considered a divine perfume. All these gods have insisted upon having a vast number of priests, and the priests have always insisted upon being supported by the people, and the principal business of these priests has been to boast about their god, and to insist that he could easily vanquish all the other gods put together.

These gods have been manufactured after numberless models, and according to the most grotesque fashions. Some have a thousand arms, some a hundred heads, some are adorned with necklaces of living snakes, some are armed with clubs, some with sword and shield, some with bucklers, and some have wings as a cherub; some were invisible, some would show themselves entire, and some would only show their backs; some were jealous, some were foolish, some turned themselves into men, some into swans, some into bulls, some into doves, and some into Holy Ghosts, and made love to the beautiful daughters of men. Some were married—all ought to have been—and some were considered as old bachelors from all eternity. Some had children, and the children were turned into gods and worshiped as their fathers had been. Most of these gods were revengeful, savage, lustful, and ignorant. As they generally depended upon their priests for information, their ignorance can hardly excite our astonishment.

These gods did not even know the shape of the worlds they had created, but supposed them perfectly flat Some thought the day could be lengthened by stopping the sun, that the blowing of horns could throw down the walls of a city, and all knew so little of the real nature of the people they had created, that they commanded the people to love them. Some were so ignorant as to suppose that man could believe just as he might desire, or as they might command, and that to be governed by observation, reason, and experience was a most foul and damning sin. None of these gods could give a true account of the creation of this little earth. All were wofully deficient in geology and astronomy. As a rule, they were most miserable legislators, and as executives, they were far inferior to the average of American presidents.

These deities have demanded the most abject and degrading obedience. In order to please them, man must lay his very face in the dust. Of course, they have always been partial to the people who created them, and have generally shown their partiality by assisting those people to rob and destroy others, and to ravish their wives and daughters.

Nothing is so pleasing to these gods as the butchery of unbelievers. Nothing so enrages them, even now, as to have some one deny their existence.

-- Robert G. Ingersoll, "The Gods - And Other Lectures"