#mostly joking

[vergils-beloved]

it's gravity to you but actually my f/o plushie fell against me on purpose bc it wants to cuddle ♡

[teaboot]

The club of Parentified Daughters Who Ran Away From Home To Become Sexy, Unhinged Men is an admittedly small one. But if you're out there Dick Grayson, Dean Winchester, Viktor Hargreeves, Hanzo Shimada, Nicholas D. Wolfwood, ,,

[frownyalfred]

“actually you have a fundamental misunderstanding of canon—” good. I want to misunderstand it.

[candyheartedchy]

When I’m out in public and have to interact with strangers and can’t indulge in my f/o’s media:

[cowboylikemorgan]

X-men 97 spoilers: Charles's will

Just so we're clear, Charles left his entire family and estate to his arch nemesis-lover. Instead of the Scott, who was prepared to be leader.

And then the following happened:

Ororo lost her power because Magneto wanted them to go to the UN. She then left

Scott and Madeline’s baby got green shit on him and had to be sent to the future

Bishop left because of above

Gambit got third-wheeled ("they on patrol")

Bunch of mutants on Genosha die

Magneto “died”

Gambit died

And all while Charles was just getting a boo

Like, what did Charles think would happen?

[fruitypemi]

anxiety is deffo a lifestyle jirai, change my mind

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Damm the CEO thing really has made its rounds huh

[faolonfiendrender]

So, dumb theory: Sir D was Ishtar

I mean, it would explain why he thinks the description of Gilgamesh is correct, all the weird amounts of knowledge and hints at being so incredibly old. As well as the use of Sumerian units

Also you know, why he has so many exes, and so many children, and is also so good in combat.

The one problem: we know Ishtar could not sway Gilgamesh

[itsatorchwoodthing]

people priseing tv shows for something torchwood did almost 20 hears ago,,, embarrassing

[bygonesigh]

It’s hilarious how some people can’t handle “off-putting” personalities in characters.

Taash isn’t meant to be entirely lovable and perfect.

Could their story have been written better? Absolutely. But that wouldn’t matter because so many would focus on their ‘undesirable’ traits.

They are an angry and confused little dragon. And that’s okay.

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

I think Jonathan Crane would feel a bit of solidarity with the whole white girl pumpkin spice latte movement if only because starbucks white girls are the biggest buyers of pumpkins and hay bales and you'd be kidding yourself if you thought Jonathan didn't have a fall side hustle selling those things.

[daytaker]

some classic memes on this sunday morning

[capnhanbers]

teleportation is so overpowered. why did i give this to my characters, fucking bullshit

[frownyalfred]

Are Cheating Clark: this grabbed my brain and won’t let go, but Lois is a very good, badass reporter. She’s been to war zones, and to military camps. Once she realizes what’s going on (because she’s too smart to not figure it out), she sits Clark down and shows him just how much homoerotic subtext/implications there are through history between soldiers/warriors.

“There’s no shame in finding something special with someone who fights along beside you, Clark. Honestly, I expected it sooner. Am I a little upset that your biology didn’t pick me? Yeah, sure. But it’s not anything I can control, or you. I’ll get over it. It just means you’re human after all.”

She puts her hands on her hips and stares down one of the most powerful beings on her planet.

“If you fuck anyone else, though, I will NOT be happy.”

Lois Lane giving her husband the most frightening, overly-detailed hall pass of all time is SO funny to me, even though it's angsty. Like, alright, you get a pass this ONE time because your Kryptonian cells say you need to fuck your best friend! But if your little cells keep saying you need to fuck the rest of your friends, I will carve them out of you with Bruce's Kryptonite :)

Girlbossing and managing her husband's affair, that's absolutely Lois.

[shikai-the-storyteller]

QSMP Hideduo walked so Sims Hideduo could run (JOKING)

[mc-pumpkin]

Prediction qbbh is gonna turn into radioactive sludge and then reform anew like a caterpillar turning into a butterfly 🦋