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ponds-of-ink Ā· 1 day ago
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If I had an UNO reverse card on me rn, Iā€™d give it to him first.
You give me your voice, you old rabbit. Then weā€™ll talk about Ursula-type shenanigans.
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"What I want from you is..."
say less.
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frownyalfred Ā· 2 months ago
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ā€œactually you have a fundamental misunderstanding of canonā€”ā€ good. I want to misunderstand it.
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tyranno-solei-rex Ā· 5 months ago
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"oh you joined Tumblr? prepare for the drama" babes i grew up on the gaehive of scratch dot mit dot edu, tumblr is child's play to me
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cowboylikemorgan Ā· 7 months ago
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X-men 97 spoilers: Charles's will
Just so we're clear, Charles left his entire family and estate to his arch nemesis-lover. Instead of the Scott, who was prepared to be leader.
And then the following happened:
Ororo lost her power because Magneto wanted them to go to the UN. She then left
Scott and Madelineā€™s baby got green shit on him and had to be sent to the future
Bishop left because of above
Gambit got third-wheeled ("they on patrol")
Bunch of mutants on Genosha die
Magneto ā€œdiedā€
Gambit died
And all while Charles was just getting a boo
Like, what did Charles think would happen?
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fruitypemi Ā· 4 months ago
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anxiety is deffo a lifestyle jirai, change my mind
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pretty-demiboy Ā· 27 days ago
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elias ā€˜sometimes iā€™m eatingā€™ bouchard pls stop being so hot i physically cannot hate you and im so ashamed
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itsatorchwoodthing Ā· 5 months ago
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people priseing tv shows for something torchwood did almost 20 hears ago,,, embarrassing
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mochixkisses Ā· 3 months ago
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at my lowest point rn btw if anyone wants to manipulate me in this vulnerable state
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I think Jonathan Crane would feel a bit of solidarity with the whole white girl pumpkin spice latte movement if only because starbucks white girls are the biggest buyers of pumpkins and hay bales and you'd be kidding yourself if you thought Jonathan didn't have a fall side hustle selling those things.
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daytaker Ā· 9 months ago
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some classic memes on this sunday morning
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capnhanbers Ā· 1 year ago
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teleportation is so overpowered. why did i give this to my characters, fucking bullshit
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frownyalfred Ā· 7 months ago
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Are Cheating Clark: this grabbed my brain and wonā€™t let go, but Lois is a very good, badass reporter. Sheā€™s been to war zones, and to military camps. Once she realizes whatā€™s going on (because sheā€™s too smart to not figure it out), she sits Clark down and shows him just how much homoerotic subtext/implications there are through history between soldiers/warriors.
ā€œThereā€™s no shame in finding something special with someone who fights along beside you, Clark. Honestly, I expected it sooner. Am I a little upset that your biology didnā€™t pick me? Yeah, sure. But itā€™s not anything I can control, or you. Iā€™ll get over it. It just means youā€™re human after all.ā€
She puts her hands on her hips and stares down one of the most powerful beings on her planet.
ā€œIf you fuck anyone else, though, I will NOT be happy.ā€
Lois Lane giving her husband the most frightening, overly-detailed hall pass of all time is SO funny to me, even though it's angsty. Like, alright, you get a pass this ONE time because your Kryptonian cells say you need to fuck your best friend! But if your little cells keep saying you need to fuck the rest of your friends, I will carve them out of you with Bruce's Kryptonite :)
Girlbossing and managing her husband's affair, that's absolutely Lois.
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shikai-the-storyteller Ā· 5 months ago
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QSMP Hideduo walked so Sims Hideduo could run (JOKING)
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mc-pumpkin Ā· 1 year ago
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Prediction qbbh is gonna turn into radioactive sludge and then reform anew like a caterpillar turning into a butterfly šŸ¦‹
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lesbiandeathmachine Ā· 21 days ago
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"Lesbiandeathmachine, you have to come into the hall your exam starts in five minutes!"
Shh! They don't know I know this hack!
"I'm going to commit suicide."
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myalgias Ā· 7 months ago
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anyone wanna admit that theyā€™ve got a crush on me? hehe šŸ˜˜
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