#mostly joking

[nerdwholikesnerdythings]

DUDE! Who the fuck told???!! You're not supposed to tell, it's in the blood pact!! Now we're gonna have to either sacrifice you next, use your blood for our occult symbol, use your soul to power our next cool sacrifice, spell, or summoning, or summon a demon and give it your body to possess!!

[teaboot]

The club of Parentified Daughters Who Ran Away From Home To Become Sexy, Unhinged Men is an admittedly small one. But if you're out there Dick Grayson, Dean Winchester, Viktor Hargreeves, Hanzo Shimada, Nicholas D. Wolfwood, ,,

[frownyalfred]

“actually you have a fundamental misunderstanding of canon—” good. I want to misunderstand it.

[tyranno-solei-rex]

"oh you joined Tumblr? prepare for the drama" babes i grew up on the gaehive of scratch dot mit dot edu, tumblr is child's play to me

[cowboylikemorgan]

X-men 97 spoilers: Charles's will

Just so we're clear, Charles left his entire family and estate to his arch nemesis-lover. Instead of the Scott, who was prepared to be leader.

And then the following happened:

Ororo lost her power because Magneto wanted them to go to the UN. She then left

Scott and Madeline’s baby got green shit on him and had to be sent to the future

Bishop left because of above

Gambit got third-wheeled ("they on patrol")

Bunch of mutants on Genosha die

Magneto “died”

Gambit died

And all while Charles was just getting a boo

Like, what did Charles think would happen?

[fruitypemi]

anxiety is deffo a lifestyle jirai, change my mind

[pretty-demiboy]

elias ‘sometimes i’m eating’ bouchard pls stop being so hot i physically cannot hate you and im so ashamed

[itsatorchwoodthing]

people priseing tv shows for something torchwood did almost 20 hears ago,,, embarrassing

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

I think Jonathan Crane would feel a bit of solidarity with the whole white girl pumpkin spice latte movement if only because starbucks white girls are the biggest buyers of pumpkins and hay bales and you'd be kidding yourself if you thought Jonathan didn't have a fall side hustle selling those things.

[daytaker]

some classic memes on this sunday morning

[capnhanbers]

teleportation is so overpowered. why did i give this to my characters, fucking bullshit

[shikai-the-storyteller]

QSMP Hideduo walked so Sims Hideduo could run (JOKING)

[frownyalfred]

Are Cheating Clark: this grabbed my brain and won’t let go, but Lois is a very good, badass reporter. She’s been to war zones, and to military camps. Once she realizes what’s going on (because she’s too smart to not figure it out), she sits Clark down and shows him just how much homoerotic subtext/implications there are through history between soldiers/warriors.

“There’s no shame in finding something special with someone who fights along beside you, Clark. Honestly, I expected it sooner. Am I a little upset that your biology didn’t pick me? Yeah, sure. But it’s not anything I can control, or you. I’ll get over it. It just means you’re human after all.”

She puts her hands on her hips and stares down one of the most powerful beings on her planet.

“If you fuck anyone else, though, I will NOT be happy.”

Lois Lane giving her husband the most frightening, overly-detailed hall pass of all time is SO funny to me, even though it's angsty. Like, alright, you get a pass this ONE time because your Kryptonian cells say you need to fuck your best friend! But if your little cells keep saying you need to fuck the rest of your friends, I will carve them out of you with Bruce's Kryptonite :)

Girlbossing and managing her husband's affair, that's absolutely Lois.

[mc-pumpkin]

Prediction qbbh is gonna turn into radioactive sludge and then reform anew like a caterpillar turning into a butterfly 🦋

[lesbiandeathmachine]

"Lesbiandeathmachine, you have to come into the hall your exam starts in five minutes!"

Shh! They don't know I know this hack!

"I'm going to commit suicide."

[myalgias]

anyone wanna admit that they’ve got a crush on me? hehe 😘