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Damm the CEO thing really has made its rounds huh
#mostly joking#because I doubt they would pull it together THAT fast#I just saw a video#about bringing back snack wrap#to “appease the masses”#and this fits the bill#to a T#uhc ceo#ceo down#luigi bringin back mc rib#sunny rambles#political meme#AVOID IF NOT YA THING
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I have... a pet peeve, for those who will listen. And only for those who will listen in good faith cause the internet has jaded me and makes me expect pushback and poor faith arguments on everything no matter how hard I try to be genuine. Please be nice i'm sorry for defensively preempting this.
but.. I feel like there's this.. I dont want to say trend. There's this thing that happens, when people whose sexuality is very open, very encompassing and non-specific, where they make the assumption that because *they* experience sexual attraction regardless of gender, that all other people secretly do too? Like there's this belief that we're all bisexual/pansexual/infinitely multisexual, but that we box ourselves in and restrict ourselves to fit in or to match societal expectations.
But it's like. yall. I am not attracted to women. I'm just not. They can be pretty and cute and beautiful and big and muscular and strong and aesthetically appealing but I just don't have any desire to be sexually or romantically close with a woman, and it feels weird when people are like... "well but we all experience attraction to everyone / people regardless of gender, right?" I don't!
Re: preempting bad faith: this isn't about trans people or clocking them, nor anything nb exclusionary. It also! isn't saying multisexual identities are invalid in any way- they're just not universal.
#this isn't an attempt to vaguepost about anyone#i just saw a video#and it touched on this topic#and it feels like people see it as very enlightened#but it still feels restrictive to me#queer#discourse
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have any of you (americans) ever just tried butter on your sandwiches instead of 20 pounds of mayo
#omg#i just saw a video#why why why#i remember when i first learnt that#was so confused#cos like#butter#i have always used butter#and then sauce on top if i wanted any
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No character made my kid self as mad as Charlotte from h2o just add water.
#i just saw a video#and OH MY GOD#i forgot how much i wanted to punch her in the face#thoughts thoughts thoughts
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"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"
hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.
#maybe i need her#that video about her battling mental health woes in 2021... ;___; i love her#she's all over the japanese forums the past few days#and the wlw community is going feral shfgshjfk#some of them call her “the one who got away”#and “my wife who was too hot for japan judo to handle but is now thriving under canada”#and today i just saw a post that just says:#i just learnt about deguchi-sama and then i rolled over in bed and looked at my husband#and thought to myself: maybe he's not the love of my life#in love with her actually#incredible things happening ;___;#also she has the three cutest cats........... please let me raise them with you....#long post#christa deguchi#team canada#olympics#paris 2024#cats#cats of tumblr#wlw#wlw post
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I get so frustrated by "yeah make vampires scary again" stuff every time a vampire movie has a "monster" vampire (Nosferatu, Voyage of the Demeter, etc). It reeks of an attitude that thinks all horror is about something being ugly and horrifying on the outside. If you can't see the horror in Interview With the Vampire, or a Jean Rollin film, or The Hunger, or Carmilla, or the vampire sections of Baldur's Gate because they are attractive that is absolutely an issue on your end. There is such a rich well of themes to dig into with horror and vampires, especially where sex and romance are concerned, but people are so desperate to separate romance and horror. The despair of being frozen as a child even while your mind matures, the loneliness of an eternity alone, the terror of eternal hunger that can't be sated, the awful seduction by something beautiful but monstrous. Trying to turn vampires into just any other monster doesn't make them more horrifying, its just a more kind of overt horror that can only be done so many times and is often covered better by other monsters.
#also i do believe a huge percentage of people's brains shut off when women find something hot#also twilight REALLY broke a lot of brains and made people like unable to handle just any basic gothic romance themes in vampire media#i like a good bat creature but man some people don't get horror#between that youtube video and the awful reddit thread i saw yesterday
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I watched Starship Troopers tonight.
#personal#dumb#my art#immediately after finishing i was pumped to watch some analysis vids on it#cuz i heard a lot of the drama about the original author being a pro military fascist and the director going “fuck that” and making a satir#scrolling through youtube search results was not promising. lots of male film buffs i would Not trust even on a first glance.#“The Critical Drinker” (pfp of a bearded man drinking alcohol) lol.#and then I saw cinemawins did a video on it and was like oh nice i haven't seen his stuff in a while but he's a pretty leftist creator#scrolled through the comments#second panel face#this sucks i'm outta here.#just leagues and leagues and leagues of anime pfps and right leaning people dogpiling on him for “not understanding what fascism is”#idk it's pretty alien and weird to me watching this movie and going “wow yeah that was pretty obvious huh” like literally the from opening#to the teacher preaching militance and only giving voting rights to “those who serve their nation first and earn it”#and then seeing droves of people online going#WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It's not anti-fascist and even if it was it's#the director's fault for desecrating heinlein's incredible sci-fi epic vision. ermm media literacy is dead.
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“Skizz is just frolicking in the flowers instead of doing anything” indeed he is and we love him for it
#wildlife smp#skizz is so silly goofy this season#I burst out laughing when I saw this in mumbo’s video#Skizz won’t win this but also it would be so funny if he did#fanart#art#digital art#procreate#artists on tumblr#skizz fanart#skizzleman#wildlife spoilers#wildlife skizz#bro I’m just here for shits and giggles#trafficblr
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buncha of doodles of them
#AvM#animator vs animation#alan becker fanart#animation vs minecraft#my art#context for that fucking twilight doodle with choosen btw#i saw a video of dj and alan discussing what characters would the stickmen be able to win against#AND THEY PUT TWILIGHT ON INSTA KILL#AS IN THEY WOULD BE INSTALLY KILLED BY THEM#i'm sorry but you're COMPLETELY underestimating twilight#she would put up a very good fight before going down#not even that i bet they all would just sit down and talk to each other and everyone ends up being friends in the end lols
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I put way too much effort into this LMAO but, have a translated version of the clip the official KN8 twitter put up.
It didnt seem like they planned on puttin out an english subs ver so I did it myself
#kaiju no. 8#kn8#kafka hibino#soshiro hoshina#anyways i opened after effects for the first time in literal years#and i havent translated proper in also. several years#i am very rusty but HEY I THINK?? ITS CLOSE ENOUGH??#i think? i saw a transcript floatin aroudn butyknow#video. woudl be nice#so i was like yea surely i can do that#turns out i can#but also#AE IS HARD???#also some of this stuff just doesnt translate properly#like?? 勉強させていただきます jus doesnt have the same tone??#frustratin but hey this is th best i got#ignore the lack of apostrophes its the 3rd day in a row workin on this im eeby
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why are people so abnormal about female body hair…. i’m aware body hair isn’t the most pressing feminist issue at the moment but the amount of times i will see a video of a women online and go to the comments, just to see everyone telling her she’s gross or to shave? most of the time i don’t even notice she has body hair and 99% of the time it’s completely irrelevant to the topic of the video 🙄 only wanting a woman who is completely hairless is weirdo behaviour idc
#shaving#feminism#women#discussion#this is such a lukewarm take but just needed to rant a little#based on an ig reel i saw recently#the woman had the tiniest bit of pit hair and everyone in the comments was losing it#it wasn’t even a focal point of the video#everyone be normal about female body hair challenge GO#it’ll be the same men who preach about wanting a natural#i don’t want body hair to be considered sexy just normal#edit: i meant to put natural woman in the second to last tag before this one
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The "Sansa reminds Sandor of his sister" motive that some people try to hitch to his character really just flies in the face of his actual attachments to her, doesn't it? Sansa reminds Sandor of himself. He sees the little boy who used to love knights in this girl who's been swept up by the same romanticism. He sees his abuser in her abusers, the much larger knight(s) beating on the helpless child. He sees how she is betrayed by every level of authority that should have saved her and remembers his father's neglect and Tywin and Robert's apathy for Gregor's crimes. He's protective of Sansa because he was Sansa.
And GRRM's design, that one of the strongest warriors in the series, a fearsome and cynical 6'8" guy who's "muscled like a bull" and has the face of death itself, sees himself in this soft and effeminate teen girl, and empathizes with her because he was an abuse victim too, is INFINITELY more compelling than "Oh yeah I bet she just reminds him of his sister," who he's never mentioned and who we know literally nothing about. Way to unnecessarily water down a character, you couldn't have ignored the black and white text more efficiently if you tried.
#sorry for the rant i saw this sentiment in a yt video recently#sansa stark#sandor clegane#sansan#asoiaf#asoiaf meta#and this is only one facet of why he has so much affection for her too#these people act like his attachment to her is limited to projection and not also bc she treats him like he's an actual human being#or that they can be themselves when they're with each other -that he can openly show his weakness to her and be comforted and validated#or like even just the physical attraction aspect - which is so obvious that you'd have to be willfully ignorant to miss it#how do you read him trying to kiss her and come away thinking “he thinks of her as his sister” lmfao#things that make me feel like people dont actually read the books
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has this been done yet?
#this has been haunting my brain from the second i saw the video#its just soooo gideoncore#gideon nav#the locked tomb#tlt#dj crazy times#ianthe tridentarius
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don't yell at me but i'm kinda tempted to go further into sex worker reader having a one night with a fan trope and it's our regular old bitter ghost who cherishes nothing else in life other than your work (vids, pics, mags) and when he finally does show up because he forcefully took the winning ticket from the bloke whom he knows wouldn't be able to handle all of you in bed, you're torn between locking yourself up in the bathroom to call the police or simply risking breaking your ankles by hopping out the window because this is not your average maidenless porn addict.
#yknow this is looking a lot like a ps!ghost x of reader thing#surprise! it's ghost and he's DESPERATE for a taste of your pussy#pleaseantries can come later now bend over he's parched#oh oh oh him being like there's the girl i saw in that one video and it's just you borderline cross eyed and sobbing
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was on namemc cause i was curious if the fishing madness had progressed and
grian??????? NOW what's happened???
#(this hasn't been shown in any videos/streams to my knowledge i just saw it on namemc - so idk if this counts as spoilers?#gonna tag for them anyway tho)#hermitcraft spoilers#hermitcraft s10 spoilers#hermitcraft#hermitcraft 10#hermitcraft season 10#hermitcraft s10#hc s10#hermitblr#grian#namemc spoilers#< stole this tag from a few reblogs cause i didnt know it existed but now realize it would be good to have#organizey tags as usual >#stuff and nonsense ramblings etc#cubic nonsense#hyperfixation type beat
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there's a video on instagram of a man kicking his partner's door in. the top comment is (with over 4 thousand likes): "how about you tell us what you did to make him that angry?"
barring emergency, nobody should be kicking anybody's door in. many of us lived in houses where it was always, somehow, an emergency. there is a strange, almost hysterical calm that comes over you in that moment - everything feels muted, and you almost feel, however incongruently, like you should be laughing. you are living inside of "the emergency." oh my god, you think. i am now a fucking statistic.
there is another comment with 2.8 thousand likes: "if this was a woman doing it to a man, nobody would give a shit."
do people give a shit now, though?
barring emergency, the door should remain standing. the emergency should be panicked, desperate - "i'm coming in there to protect you." many of us know what it feels like when the emergency is instead "i'm coming in there to get you."
1.5k likes: "and yet you post this for notes. glad to see being the victim has become your whole personality."
hysteria is a word connected to womb, from greek. what you're experiencing is so senseless and inhumane that you (a rational creature) try to find any ground within what is irrational and cannot be explained. one of the most frustrating things about staying in bad situations is that we also lie to ourselves. we also ask ourselves - wow. what did i do?
women can be, and often are, also abusers. abuse is not gendered. abuse is not just a "straight person" problem. abuse does not have a face or figure or sexuality. you cannot pick an abuser out of a crowd. an abuser could be actually anybody.
and then so many people rally behind the man kicking the door in. here is something nobody should be doing, right? you want to ask every person that liked that first comment: do you ask this because you side with him? do you ask this because it helps you feel safe from this ever happening?
in some ways, you're weirdly sympathetic to the top comment, because it is the same logic you see frequently. the idea is that the average, normal, sane person doesn't just break down a door. doesn't just shoot up a school. doesn't stalk and kill women. doesn't threaten sexual assault. doesn't run over protesters. doesn't shoot an unarmed black person. doesn't scream at underpaid walmart employees. doesn't just "lose it". something had to have happened, right? because the default (white. straight. cis.) - that is someone who is always, you know. "sane."
(right?)
on a podcast, you hear a sane, normal, rational person. "if you piss me off, i'm going to need to hit something. sorry but i'm not apologizing. that's just who i am that's how it is." his voice almost sounds like he's laughing.
you think of the door, and how you were almost laughing behind it, too. ironically, every real emergency in your life has almost felt peaceful in comparison. fire, car accident, flash flooding - these felt quiet, covenant to you. you'd stood in all of them, feeling them pass over and up to your chin, never actually overwhelming.
but when the door was coming down, you had felt - is there a word for that? there has to be, a word, right.
surely one of us has figured out the word for that, i mean. it's such a large fucking statistic.
#spilled ink#writeblr#warm up#this is so disorganized#i just saw that video and the comments made me want to vomit#it's actually like. in the way it's funny that you got into a car crash and got the flu within the same 24 hours#it's like.#it's funny#because certain people will blame everything on mental illness#even being transgender.#they will not#however#at any point - even vaguely suggest that a man should maybe get therapy.#like. a guy busting down a door isn't a danger-to-himself-and-others#(you just pushed him too far).#but a young adult looking for top surgery should be institutionalized for even wanting to change their body.
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