#more weapons

[myreygn]

askeladd and thorfinn have this kind of dynamic where one day askeladd decides that thorfinn is ready to make certain experiences and when they stop in some port he puts an arm around thorfinn's shoulder and goes "ahh thorfinn look around, this town has the prettiest girls in the whole country" and then hands him some money like "go buy yourself something nice" *wink* and as thorfinn scurries off askeladd pats himself on the back for a parenting job well done. when thorfinn returns HOURS LATER askeladd smirks at him; "so you found something sharp?" and next thing he knows thorfinn LAUNCHES a new dagger at him which just misses his head by a mere inch or so and hits the mast. askeladd watches the after vibrations of the throw in horror and thorfinn smirks back; "you tell me old fuck."

[reginaphalangephalange]

[erendur]

So...daggers.

This one couldn't cut a Silmaril out of Morgoth's crown, but it's super pretty !

Dagger with gold inlay and jade handle. India, Mughal Empire, 18th century.

[infernal-lamb]

The Lamb Slaying Death Incarnate

(Part of a larger comic....but I sort of like this panel a lot on its own!)

[ribbittrobbit]

these kids are incredibly stressed out

[erendur]

Hmmm, so the Númenorians would have invented self-heating butter knives/ blades ?

Look, if we consider all the gifts the Valar and Elves have given them, and also that a self-heating blade is surely a very Fëanorian thing to invent, it might be less crazy than it sounds.

Also maybe their swords just run righteously warm ?

Treating shitposting very seriously as usual.

My fiancee and I were discussing the worst metal to use to make armor, and the obvious answers are lead and gold, but she cunningly suggested mercury. Which is a fair point, but then I wondered if solid mercury is any good. Googling told me that the melting point of mercury is -38° c (-37° f), so first you get it really fucking cold. At that point, it turns out that mercury has a tensile strength of 1900 mpa, compared to lead’s 18 and steel’s ~500-940 (depending upon the kind of steel).

Now, I know that tensile strength is not necessarily the best measure of a material’s ability to function as armor, but I’m a liberal arts major and didn’t care to actually do that much more research before going straight to, “EVIL ICE DEMONS IN MERCURY ARMOR. THE PCS CAN’T LOOT IT BECAUSE WHEN THEY PUT IT ON IT MELTS AND KILLS THEM.”

[astrhae]

crowley used the metal tool in season 1 to start time, and we learn that he's used it first to start space. to create the stars -- he still remembers how. he still remembers all of heaven's passwords: in the book crowley is described as an optimist because he has the "utter surety... that the universe would look after him". not god, but the universe. and of course he does: he helped create it and he's looking after it, too.

think about it: aziraphale had a sword, but crowley is about to face satan who wants to destroy the world, and crowley's only weapon is a tool of creation

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

All he knows is flirt with men and lie.

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[erendur]

@peasant-player. @dfwbwfbbwfbwf

By the beauty of the algorithm, this was the first post I got when I opened Tumblr.

Kastenbrust give me Maglor vibes, Winged Hussar a very unpractical Tuor, and July Big Boy HAS TO BE Salgant.

[gothamcitycentral]

Be selfless

Don’t steal

Stick It To The Man

[caffichai]

Kroos, first piece for the Food Drive!

She won't sleep on the job! She's not sleeping, she's just relaxing

[misakarose]

vash + close combat

[erendur]

Well, I was pondering this and then I saw your tag, and yes, of course, it MUST be Fingolfin.

Because :

a. he is heroic, and he did indeed wield his sword with valor ;

b. having that inscription etched on his sword would be SUCH A DIG at Fëanor ! Who, you know, very famously and publicly took out a sword to without reason (from Fingolfin's point) threaten his brother, and made a fool of himself in the process.

Imagine if he had the inscription etched after Fëanor abandoned him by taking the ships, on a sword that Fëanor himself made for him...

“Do not unsheath me without reason. Do not wield me without valor.”

inscription on the sword of a Giovanni della Bande Nere statue on the facade of the Uffizi Gallery, Florence, Italy.

[anneapocalypse]

So, just curious how many writers and creators will have to be forcibly outed by relentless harassment before we acknowledge that "This queer characters was written by a cishet person and that's why they're bad" is not good criticism.

[satellites-halo]

Sick of posts that say stuff like "all mobility aid users should weaponize their mobility aids"

hey man, I can't do that! I need to bring my mobility aids into places that would deny me entrance for things like spikes and barbed wire! not every cripplepunk is a white skinny cane user, and having something deemed as a 'weapon' on some of us can be genuinely life threatening, even if it's a mobility aid! I don't want to have my rollator taken away from me and have to be searched bc I put some spikes on a seat cover or something!!! let cripplepunks express their punkness however is safe and comfortable for them, don't expect us all to be able to do the same things you can, because we all cant

[zillychu]

me? redrawing my old shit?? its more likely than u think