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renewgoo · 2 years ago

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Fruity monsters Invade Your Blender and Crash Smoothie Time with Jelly and Marshmallows

Welcome to the spookiest smoothie-making adventure yet! In this video, we'll be blending up a delicious fruity concoction with some unexpected guests - monsters! But don't worry, these monsters are actually made of jelly and marshmallows, and they'll add the perfect amount of sweetness to your smoothie. Get ready to blend up some bananas, strawberries, and other delicious fruits with your monster friends, and create a drink that's both scary and delicious. Join us as we crash smoothie time with our fruity monster pals!

#smoothierecipe #monstersmoothie #jellyandmarshmallows #fruitymonsters #halloweensmoothie #spookydrinks #fruitblends #scaryanddelicious #blendingup #smoothietime

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black-suns-rim · 8 months ago

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What do you got there, Momba?

In the fan collab universe, black momba collects humans like cats. She has 3 humans currently, but that number will rise in due time.

She's holding 2 human children in her hands, iris and "the child"

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disgustedorite · 6 months ago

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Like virtual pets, adoptables, and/or closed species? Check out this website!

On this site, you can adopt a variety of creatures and host your own species, and like most virtual pet sites you can explore, breed, customize, and more! Here's an example of a species that I'm hosting on the site, called a spripot:

The site's still in beta, so registration is only open on Saturdays. Join using the link above if it's Saturday, or save this for later if it isn't!

Tagging virtual pet sites and various places I've seen people posting species sheets - I think a lot of you guys might like this.

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enha-stars · 8 months ago

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haechan and mark in smoothie

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sparky-is-spiders · 2 months ago

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aro Jon is so real to me

(i need to study this man (gender neutral) like a bug. chew on him and maybe even swallow him whole. Jon)

It just suits him so well. Idk it's just. Something about feeling so distant from this common human experience that everything else seems to have just fine. Something about feeling like you're missing some part of your humanity.,,,,,, or maybe that everyone else will see it that way, if you say anything....... idk it's just uggggggh. I have SOOOO many thoughts about Emotions and Love and Romance and Humanity and Jon is So Good for exploring that (literally as soon as I decided to fully use an aro label I went and wrote 800 words about aro Jon lmao).......... like that post that was going around............. something something "well this character isn't canonically trans/aro/whatever but they do have a profound sense of loneliness and alienation" or however it went. Idk. I don't think those things are or should be like. Totally inherent. To the aro experience? But at least for me personally there's something about Jon that makes it so easy to project onto him. Perfect guy (gender neutral) to Rotate for these concepts.

Um. All that to say. Yes agreed agreed aro Jon REAL.

(Also just wanna be clear I'm not saying romance or love generally or whatever else makes anyone human or that NOT having those things is tantamount to being inhuman. Just. I think a lot about how it feels to NOT have those things or to not have them "correctly" in a society that values love (especially romance) so so highly and ties them so deeply to humanity. Y'know? God I really really hope I'm making sense here. I did mean it when I said I had a lot of Thoughts about love and emotions and romance and humanity and Jon but mostly those thoughts are incoherent screeching. That stick figure drawing of someone grabbing and shaking something rapidly that I'm too lazy to find rn.)

#tbh autistic and trans jon also goes so hard. especially nb jon.#but yeah. idk.#something something ''i don't think i'm doing 'being a person' the way i'm supposed to''#something something humanity being tied to vague concepts that you can't really relate to. of being an outside observer.#i keep trying to find the words to express it and i keep failing.#ugh i gotta work on the subway monster fic. i gotta. this is what it's about!! this is the fucking thesis statement of that fic!!!!#anyway i'm sorry for the maybe-too-personal ramble #it's just. i am constantly rotating these ideas in the blender of my skull and answering this ask was equivalent to opening the lid #so that the goopy-not-fully-mushed thoughts sprayed all over the kitchen (tumblr blog)#hopefully the subway monster fic can be the Complete Smoothie.#If I Ever Write It #anyway i'm gonna have reblogs off because this is. idk i don't want it wandering away from my blog and my trusted mutuals.#also thank you for the ask!!#asks

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dutifullylazybread · 7 months ago

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Me: *walks inside holding a package that contains yet another D&D book to add to my collection* My partner: What do you have there? Me: A smoothie?

#it was mordenkainen's monsters of the multiverse #It actually has a lot of really interesting information #did y'all know the duergar were physiologically altered by mind flayers?#d&d #do people still do the smoothie joke?

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youthdecayenjoyer · 4 days ago

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made myself have 2/3rds of a protein smoothie bc I have work and a monster and a hit of my pen. balanced breakfast

#taste was fine (almond milk vanilla chai) but consistency was too thin to call itself a smoothie bffr please #might get it again for convenience #then drank my little monster (orange) at work

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metallteeff · 10 months ago

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i’m dizzy

#sorry they’re like childhood bffls+strange and unusual+’frankenstein and his monster’ smoothie #the made up one i mean like. i really like instances like this where one is now an “’unnatural creation’ and the other one is the cause +#for it #i’m assuming falin is going to be not right i’ve seen 5000 images

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nobodies-hippie · 1 year ago

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the adhd desire to have 3 little drinks on the go at all times (unstoppable force) vs the adhd desire to not stop what you're doing to go piss (immovable object)

#monster + protein shake + smoothie for me #caffeine protein and vitameens #adhd #nobody speaks #adhd memes #PLUS always being shocked that i have to piss with extreme urgency despite filling myself with diuretics #and inconsistent poops from all the dairy and fruit sugar

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victimized-martyr · 2 years ago

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50, 55 for the Ask game 🤍

(referring to this ask game)

50.Who invites the other to dance for the first time?

Cartman, kinda? Because he approaches Kyle and passes it off as a casual suggestion, being that they always seem to be the only guys without a dance partner, and Kyle should be honored to dance with him, so whatever, maybe it’ll be nice. Cartman’s refusal to be direct and honest pisses Kyle tf off so he says no, lmao

55.Who’s the best cook?

They both can cook pretty well, but I’d say Kyle since he’s he doesn’t put extra oil or sugar on everything. Kyle cooks more anyhow, since Cartman’s lazy ass opts for takeout instead. 🤣

#south park #kyman #asks #basically it’s a whole ‘Super phun time’ kinda deal #where cartman’s like whatever you’re the only option left let’s get this over with #cartman truly thinks he doesn’t care so why tf are his palms sweaty why is it so hard to make eye contact with kyel?#Kyle can kinda see what’s goin on and the fact cartman couldn’t be more sincere pisses him off even more #then he gets even more pissy bc he kinda wants to dance with him still #as for the cooking ask likeeeee Cartman would know how to make his favorite greasy dishes #and is the kinda guy that can reverse engineer secret sauces and recipes and stuff #he casually discovers coca cola’s recipe in middle school and he uses it to his own benefit obvi #the thing isss his taste in food is kinda shit #so he CAN make good food but instead he makes Monster Energy Fruit Loop Pies #that kinda gross shit #I’d basically make Matt’s diet Kyle’s own so yeah he’s gluten free and drinks smoothies

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flannelandcocoa · 2 years ago

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#green monster smoothie #new moon cafe

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calamitydaze · 2 years ago

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i paid for a smoothie with four ones, six dollars in quarters, and 1.09 in various dimes nickels and pennies today im the most pathetic girl alive

#me standing at the cashier rooting around in my 2013 core neon orange zip up monster coin purse i’m just lucky he thought it was funny #also. ELEVEN DOLLARS FOR A SMOOTHIE shits crazy #bella talks

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squireofgeekdom · 2 years ago

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listening to a hunter toh playlist while writing harry osborn having. a bit of a breakdown feels. very appropriate.

#raise your hand if you were systematically manipulated #to try and get you to be an action figure #puppeteered by your older family member #and get continually kicked in the teeth #by... everything generally #and penalized if you don't precisely fit what This Family Member and This Family Name should be #'Should' (TM)#also gold is a significant color for you #these boys...............o o f #squire getting smoothies at joes #something something symbolic possession #(via taking the armor and trying to gaslight harry into thinking he'd done things he wouldn't do #) v literal possession #(via. literal possession)#petition for hunter to get to throw not-bombs down belos's monster-form's throat #more things should have that. that was a good decision.#thank you msm (2017)

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rmhashauthor · 6 months ago

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Life hack:

Uber drivers will accept cash, debit, and freshly cut Genovese basil as a tip for their services. Often, they will be baffled but happy to accept free produce.

Just wait until the tomatoes start coming in...

#life pro tips #life hacks #uber #hired drivers #basil #enjoy your smoothie devon #you were a delight #thanks for the ride #i also gave him $5 #i'm not a monster

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alddente · 8 months ago

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Just learned I get half off the smoothie bar outside my work it’s so over for my wallet

#it’s because of my job I’m very happy to have it now #I liked the idea but could never justify 7 CAD for a smoothie but 3.50 is much better #the one I got today isn’t great but it’s better for me then the monster I would’ve bought otherwise. we all have vices

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duc-tran · 1 year ago

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Recipe for Green Monster Smoothie Adding yogurt, milk, and banana, spinach, and peanut butter creates a smoothie that is packed with nutrients. 1 tablespoon natural peanut butter, 1 banana frozen and chunked, 1/2 cup fat-free plain yogurt, 1 cup ice cubes, 2 cups fresh spinach, 1 cup fat-free milk

#green monster #snack #milk #green monster smoothie #banana

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