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victimized-martyr · 2 years ago

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50, 55 for the Ask game 🤍

(referring to this ask game)

50.Who invites the other to dance for the first time?

Cartman, kinda? Because he approaches Kyle and passes it off as a casual suggestion, being that they always seem to be the only guys without a dance partner, and Kyle should be honored to dance with him, so whatever, maybe it’ll be nice. Cartman’s refusal to be direct and honest pisses Kyle tf off so he says no, lmao

55.Who’s the best cook?

They both can cook pretty well, but I’d say Kyle since he’s he doesn’t put extra oil or sugar on everything. Kyle cooks more anyhow, since Cartman’s lazy ass opts for takeout instead. 🤣

#south park #kyman #asks #basically it’s a whole ‘Super phun time’ kinda deal #where cartman’s like whatever you’re the only option left let’s get this over with #cartman truly thinks he doesn’t care so why tf are his palms sweaty why is it so hard to make eye contact with kyel?#Kyle can kinda see what’s goin on and the fact cartman couldn’t be more sincere pisses him off even more #then he gets even more pissy bc he kinda wants to dance with him still #as for the cooking ask likeeeee Cartman would know how to make his favorite greasy dishes #and is the kinda guy that can reverse engineer secret sauces and recipes and stuff #he casually discovers coca cola’s recipe in middle school and he uses it to his own benefit obvi #the thing isss his taste in food is kinda shit #so he CAN make good food but instead he makes Monster Energy Fruit Loop Pies #that kinda gross shit #I’d basically make Matt’s diet Kyle’s own so yeah he’s gluten free and drinks smoothies

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