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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”
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baby capybara named Tupi via san antonio zoo
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This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
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The US Park Service has removed the Q and T from LGBTQ+ on their site, as of Feb 13, 2025
Where it used to say LGBTQ+, it now says LGB. All mentions of pride flags besides the rainbow have been removed. On their virtual fence exhibit page, any mention of Zazu Nova, who is thought by many to be the first brick thrower, being a trans woman has been removed. The recommended reading list under History & Culture is gone.
These changes, and more, can be confirmed for yourself by looking at the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. The above link is their contact page where you can call, send an email, a letter, or message or tag them on their social media to demand the return of LGBTQ+.
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watching a video of a guy make a miniature model of a hydroelectric dam outside and like. just imagine that youre an ant living nearby like youve been helping in the colony for a few days so you decide to go to the pheromone trails to get some food but the path is now blocked by the fucking hoover dam
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i wonder if opera singers moan with vibrato when they cum
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as a communist i think that that "conservatives can't make good art" is pure cope whether coming from liberals or other commies but "republicans aren't funny" is just kinda true
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i might get crucified for this take but sometimes you just need to get over being uncomfortable. something or someone making you uncomfortable doesnt automatically mean that theyre evil and bad or even malicious. im uncomfortable watching med shows and you dont see me going around saying med shows are evil and every person who watches them are evil. a lot of people make me uncomfortable for no fault of their own, im just easily uncomfortable by social interaction. half the time their flavor of autism just conflicts with mine and it makes me uncomfortable. im willing to bet that a lot of the people some of yall lead hate campaigns against are just harmless but weird
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When you're neurodivergent, people often deny that your struggles exist and expect you to function at the same level as the average person.
And when you're neurodivergent and have a special skill that causes you to be labeled as "smart", the expectations are even more ridiculous. Not only are you expected to keep up with the average person, but even succeeding at that is seen as "mediocre".
You're good at this one thing? Well, if we abuse you enough, you'll become just ad good at other things too.
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thank you to my plushies for taking care of me 💛
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met a guy from saudi arabia last night at a bar, he came here with his sister so she could have surgery. he told me “i love your country for healing my sister. there are many wonderful things here, but there’s one thing you do not have. mercy” and then he asked if that was a boston thing or an overall american quality
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