#his whole shtick about never actually saying what Elsbeth actually says made me cackle every single time | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

lilyharvord · 7 days ago

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If I had a nickel for every time I read a book with a 500+ year old monster living inside some girl's head and I liked that monster more than any other character in the book, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. 🤔

#one dark window #vespertine #two twisted crowns #listen there is just something about the monster being like: KILL THEM ALL and get two bagels #and the girl going: No we need to be nice. One bagel please.#it just really butters my biscuit #the nightmare is my new favorite monster living in someones head #I really just need him to have a shirt that says: not the dad but the dad that stepped up #and he just sits there sipping a smoothie while Elsbeth and Ravyn pummel each other into the ground and says: now now no pulling hair #his whole shtick about never actually saying what Elsbeth actually says made me cackle every single time #listen him and the Revenant just need to sit and have coffee together #they'd talk all about how stupidly heroic their little vessels are and how they both are terrible at listening XD

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