#money talk cw

[sapphicautistic]

my income's going up by $31/mo this year "to match the cost of living increase" (lmao) but my food stamps are going down by $22//mo to make up for it 🙃

but really like how on earth are they calculating these figures cuz my grocery bills def went up by more than $31/mo in 2023!!

[lenniershairlessredacted]

grocery shopping in taiwan 2023

[kingedmundsroyalmurder]

In possibly related news, sometimes I think about how I went from full time school to full time school + work to full time work with no breaks and I just kind of want to scream. I haven't had a break longer than a month since I started university, and all of those have been travelling breaks, not stay home and just exist breaks.

And a lot of it is because i have a lot of anxiety about money, so being unemployed is scary, and some of it is that, for a variety of reasons, I have always been the Financially Stable one in my relationships and so need to be employed in order to, you know, pay household bills. And it's fine, it's a situation I went into willingly and with open eyes, but it does mean that I have financed multiple people's months-long 'i am burned out and need to rest' breaks between jobs without ever getting any breaks of my own, and I am *tired*.

[ghostlynimbus]

I just think that if I have to live in capitalism I should at least get to be rich

[wtfdemother]

What do I have here? SleepParalysis!König oh boy… NSFW below, happy Kinkvember day 15 ☃️🤝 𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗𝚝𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜-

post dividers by tsunami-of-tears

CW: Dubious Cunnilingus, tit job, oral but he doesn’t go all the way. just the tip. He’s very gentle, you just can’t move. So… technically somno? basically i’m revenging against my sleep paralysis and lack of a good night’s sleep by making it ho🎺y.

SleepParalysis!König X REMSleep!Reader

SleepParalysis!König who slinks one quiet night into your quarters, infatuated with sleeping old you. Think of him as your own personally assigned guardian demon, cause he sure ain’t no angel. But for you, he’ll gladly staple feathers to his back, watch it bleed with his devotion. He’ll mold a halo out of scalding iron, the burn is lukewarm compared to the love he has burning in his heart for you.

SleepParalysis!König who doesn’t quite know how to approach you, on account of his appearance. He’ll frighten you, or so he believes. He oftentimes gets in his own way, his heart aches whenever you make a face whenever he comes close, knowing that his presence overwhelms you like a sack of bricks to your chest. He just wants to hold you.

SleepParalysis!König who one fateful evening, couldn’t bear it any longer. The control that was holding him back snapped, your hair was fluffy and smelled so good from the corner he lurked in, you’d just taken a shower and put on some pj’s, ready to turn in for the night. You looked so soft, so ethereal in his darkened gaze. Just a taste, just one.

SleepParalysis!König who waits until you’re fast asleep, he couldn’t risk you seeing him. What if you scream, curse the very existence of his being? He’ll shatter, he knows he’s too much, but he can’t help it. He stalks towards you, the mattress groans underneath the giant’s weight, carefully he creeps up to your sleeping form. He has to do this right, he wouldn’t be able to forgive himself if he didn’t make you feel good.

SleepParalysis!König who carefully wraps his blackened digits under the hem of your flannel bottoms, slowly he tugs them down in a gentle fashion. Tentatively, he looks up and finds you still sleeping. Good. Another tug, until the burn pooling below his belly proves too much and he’s nestled himself between your plush thighs, burying his nose in your clothed cunt. He inhales deeply. Your panties are fresh out of the dryer, your clothes smell of fresh laundry soap, the sharp floral contrast of your shampoo lulls him onto cloud nine.

SleepParalysis!König who unwraps your pussy from your underwear like it’s a Christmas present, slowly peeling back the fabric that hid his most delicious treasure. He places the softest of kisses along your plump, fuzzy lips, following your slit until he’s face deep in your pussy, aquiline nose bumping clumsily on your clit while his tongue desperately darted out to seek your entrance.

SleepParalysis!König who eats you out with such tenderness, your little hole unnecessarily tight from your sleeping state. Oh, how he wants to bury himself to the hilt inside you, feel you wrap deliciously around his painful arousal, forget about the world in its entirety and only remember you. He groans into you, relishing in the soft moans that escaped your pretty lips from being eaten out, how desperate your body was to be filled even while unconscious.

SleepParalysis!König who bucks his hips against the sheets, wanting some friction to soothe the ache in his crotch. He wants to feel good too, Schatz, not only lavish in the slick juices of your sweet cunt. He waits until your gushing fluids on his tongue, König swears he could cum from that alone, your hole clenching uselessly around nothing while he suckles at your clit. Such a good girl… keep squirting while he pries your thighs apart with his massive hands, no don’t close them…

SleepParalysis!König who settles himself on his knees, the mattress decompressing underneath him while he scoots his way up your torso. His thighs practically swallow you whole as he straddles you, you begin to feel a familiar weight on your chest. He hushes and coos for you to fall back asleep. “Schlaf meine Liebe, geh wieder schlafen…” He’s so lucky you’re wearing a button-up shirt, cotton and red. Is it flannel again? So soft… he palms your breasts with an eager touch, feeling your nipples pebble underneath his thumbs.

SleepParalysis!König who lets out a shuddering sigh at the sight, he leans down to kiss you on your forehead, a silent apology for what he’s about to do. He pulls himself free, nestling his cock in between the warmth of your tits, like a balm on his aching prick. He marvels at the fat pooling between his finger tips, his hips act on their own. Slow and steady thrusts as he watches his shaft and tip disappear between your soft breasts.

SleepParalysis!König who fails to bite back a groan, he whines your name out into the open air, indistinctly muttering about how good you are to him, he can’t take it anymore. His leaky, uncut tip meets with your resting lips for a lewd, salty kiss. Tears begin to prick the corners of the demon’s eyes, it’s too good to stop, he’s terrified that you’ll wake up. The middle of your chest is slick with his arousal, your tits red with his rough handprints, he’s so close, Schatz. More, more, more, his thighs burn from rocking back and forth but he’s so close.

SleepParalyses!König who disappears the second your eyes shot open. You sit up, check yourself, looking on either side of you. But nothing. It was just a dream, your top is buttoned and your pyjamas are pulled up. You could’ve sworn he was there, that shadowy figure, lying on top of you like he always does. That damn weight on your chest, limiting your body. You pressed your lips into a fine line when you shift from your spot and feel that your panties are drenched.

Okay so… so you might’ve left him with history’s bluest balls? It’s fine, though. Now he has another excuse to come visit you. Next time, he’ll make sure his unspent cock pumps loads in you tomorrow night. For safe keeping.

[alliumdykes]

The fact that when I came back from the cinema wanting to see some cool art and people talking about interesting stuff after something so flipin awesome and the first thing i see was the dream team being so fucking rude during a CHARITY EVENT for their DEAD FRIEND is honestly so disheartening.

My grandfather was so lucky to get cancer twice and survive both times, I knew someone who lost her dad to cancer. I know someone who survived childhood cancer. One of my great grandparents died of cancer, my family on both sides is extremely family oriented if he never died I would have met him. The fucking disrespect that they showed should not be laughed at, it shouldn’t be encouraged.

The fact they were playing airhorns during Technodad’s speech, one that should have been respected and really quiet durning and no one interrupting is the fucking worse. I don’t care if dteam fans say that it’s funny and Techno would have laughed because it’s not the fucking point!!!

The whole festival was a charity event in honour of their friend, and for Technodad his fucking son. No one should have gone though this. I don’t care if this comes across as rude or overreacting because the dteam need to grow the fuck up and learn that their actions have fucking consequences for once.

This isn’t supporting a brand that’s actually a scam, this isn’t saying something offensive by accident. This is being rude and disrespectful.

And it even hurts that none of their fans are going to care a single bit because I don’t fucking know maybe they’ll say “but it was a joke” or “dream has ADHD your being ableist” because none of that shit matters when you realise that neither of those things matter when it’s about respect.

These are the same fans who will defend these mother fuckers to the grave but when someone like Niki Niahchu accidentally uses avae because she doesn’t know about American history or what avae is because she lives in Germany(or any non American country because the world doesn’t revolve around you fuckers) and is called overreactive during mcc and having a lot of stress put onto her and BREAKS DOWN ON STREAM it’s ok because they think it is.

I want dteam fans to see this post and be uncomfortable, I don’t care if I’m being mean to your pretty white boys because they have been allowed to do anything with a platform that is way to big for them for too long. I’m allowed to be angry as well, I’m allowed to be mean, I’m not apologising to you if you feel sad that I’m being mean about them because they need to grow up.

Charlie had every right to tell dream to shut up during that stream.

Edit: I’m not going to be answering anymore asks about this post, I want my blog to be a personal space for me. This post wasn’t supposed to get as big as it has and just for me to rant. I’m only going to be accepting art requests and general asks and nothing about this. I’m 14 please leave me alone.

[cowboyshit]

UM?! the way I NEED the new hangman shirt???? and the fact that it’s just called “consequences” on the shop aaaaaaHHHHH

[realtasuantrai-arch]

so, as i've posted before, a tragedy happened in the family for me. the thing is, because of said tragedy, we're now in dire financial straits. with how much i've heard and knowing how we relied on the aid my brother got + the paychecks from the caregiving (because he refused to allow strangers to care for him, so only family + my mom's boyfriend could be his carer), we're sunk.

plus the cremation and costs for essentials needed for the day to day.

i don't have anything to offer in return. hell, i don't think i'll be able to do much in regards to offering things in return due to mental distress over all that's happened.

if you want to help at least a little, i have a ko-fi set up here. if you want something in return, i can offer maybe art, a promo graphic or something similar but when i can actually do it.

i don't know how much everything'll cost, hence why there's no gofundme or ko-fi goal. i just want everything to level out until i leave for my boyfriend's in august.

[edwardallenpoe]

Um. Prepare yourself for the s&co episode. The representation (if you can even call it that) of DID is BAD. Once I realized that the person had DID I was pretty pissed to say the least. I emailed them like 4 paragraphs on how shitty that was. I feel like a Karen but it was honestly deserved. But if you’re upset by portrayals of people with DID I’d skip this one.

i opened my inbox this right after listening to it. Thank you for the heads up tho, but it is far too late.

I honestly feel a little sick. Not gonna lie.

"we now understand more about the human condition" I lost braincells, John. I think we actually DEVOLVED. We LOST knowledge of human existence with this one, chat. And then. Also. John defending Tory's. Ya this was a really fucking bad episode. Wow. It was so avoidable. That entire thing was so avoidable.

You are definitely not a Karen for emailing them, I'm low-key tempted to email them myself but I won't. I need to process that dumpster fire for a little longer. Wow.

It's like. I specifically remember Sherlock listing off DID on his disorder list in the first fucking episode. He has DID. Did Joel and co literally look up the index for the DMS-5 then put them in their notes app or something?????? Like were they just like "yeah anything and everything but PTSD for the plot mate" just for Sheelock to have smt to say?????? It's seems so impossible to me that they have such amazing rep for both PTSD and autism and such but DID was butchered that badly. Woooow. I can't even.

I love this show but that was. So bad. I rlly hope Joel says smt soon about this because woooow . That's all I can rlly say. Just wow.

[reallyhardy]

DID succeed at doing some sleeping in the end YIPPEEE 🩸 cramps at a reasonable manageable level let's hope it stays that way

[seventh-district]

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[lenniershairlessredacted]

if anyone out there is looking for a sign from the universe that you really don’t need to be working so hard and bending over backwards to mould yourself to some ideal protestant work ethic bullshit, I just filed my taxes and all the slacking I did since july to get through school actually landed me in a lower tax bracket and netted me the biggest refund I’ve ever had

work to rule!!!

slacking pays!!!

[mildlylesbian]

If silksong gets canceled I will personally eat every Unity higher up who had a hand in this decision.

[strawberry-cowmilk]

cw alcohol

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hons if you're allowed to drink learn from my mistake and do NOT drink a ton of orange spritz and then go shopping online

[kazik-bitch-ass-motherfucker]

Haaaaaaaa

[byanyan]

me, a 30 y/o who has gradually grown more and more reclusive over the years, unable to hold a job for more than a month and unable to finish any schooling despite many attempts, who struggles immensely with social situations to the point of avoiding everything, has been misdiagnosed w/ bpd in the past, & been in treatment for depression & anxiety for nearly 2 decades atp: so i think i'm autistic

the psychiatrist i only got in to see after suffering a severe mental/emotional breakdown for the second time in my life: ok well most physicians don't do assessments for that anymore, you'd have to go private and pay around $5000 to find out

me: surprisedpikachu.jpg