i love that song iris by the google docs
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im pregnant in the snow shivering wearing rags balding with no money, can you solve my puzzle?
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made this gem on Sunday. had to wait all week to post it
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never forget what green onion has done for you.. for all of us
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Trans Care Bear pasteup in Calgary, Alberta
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bestie i need you to destroy the united states government. for sexual reasons or whatever
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from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
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what would we do without onions and garlic....
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When I was younger everyone cared about Talk Like a Pirate Day. Every September 19th it'd be yars and shivers me timber all the way down, and people took delight in it. Now nobody ever talks like a pirate, on that day or any other. So few of us cling to the old ways. This is where our society went wrong. People not talking about pirates once a year, everything else about society is fine, probably
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If the world were truly a bad place the sea would not crash against the shore in such a mesmerizing display of untamable power and indescribable beauty
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If you're into selfcest go fuck yourself.
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