D <3 | 20 | they/she | lesbian/sapphic| (prev five-feetof-fury, thereelslimmoony, raccoonlikeartstudent)
Last active 4 hours ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
9K notes
·
View notes
Text
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
21K notes
·
View notes
Text
time to have evil sex with my villain wife
65K notes
·
View notes
Text
it sounded like my upstairs neighbor just fucking body slammed the floor????? is mans ok?? it sounded hard enough to have broken smth ?????
#on todays episode of ‘upstairs neighbor shenanigans’…..#i hope bestie does well in their professional bowling league <3#because that is the ONLY explanation for all of the fuckjng noises i hear all night#we need to invest in a broom so that i can retaliate#im pretty sure using my roommates bigass vacuum will result in me losing my security deposit….
0 notes
Text
*grits teeth* im hopeful i believe there is good in the world im fucking hopeful
33K notes
·
View notes
Text
The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise
84K notes
·
View notes
Text
Let's do this.
TOMB RAIDER: THE LEGEND OF LARA CROFT (2024)
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
you ever wake up and think thank fucking god i’m gay.
977 notes
·
View notes
Text
Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.
95K notes
·
View notes
Text
Reblog daily for health and prosperity
160K notes
·
View notes
Text
making an enthusiastic, sincere jack-off motion with my hand to indicate that i agree with the present course of action and think you have thought it out well
8K notes
·
View notes