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one-time-i-dreamt · 8 months ago

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I woke up and apparently the moon was gonna hit the earth, but everyone was like, really chill about it.

I talked to my mom and she said: “Yeah, the moon will hit the earth in about three months, you still have time to say goodbye to the people who you care about."

I was like "damn”, and then I said: “How do you guys knew before me?” And my mom said: “Its because we watch the news and you don´t.”

#dream #text #March 30th 2024 #apocalypse tw #end of the world #death tw #mom #family #catastrophe #mother #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue

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demigods-posts · 3 months ago

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currently obsessed with the idea of everyone viewing percy as a forced to never be messed with. for the sea is unpredictable and does not like to be restrained and all that jazz. except, frank and hazel. who only see him as just a little guy. a soldier left to his own devices out on the streets with nothing to comfort him but a panda pillow pet and a lingering memory of a girl he loves. he's just a little guy you guys.

#“somebody oughta get this child a fresh set of clothes and a hug.”#“somebody oughta get this child a warm pudding cup and a blue blanket.”#“somebody ought buy this child a new pillow pet to cuddle to sleep and protect him from nightmares.”#and the child in question is a six-foot seasoned war veteran who has saved the world twice before he was sixteen #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #heroes of olympus #hoo text posts #hoo #percy jackson #frank zhang #hazel levesque #*percy crushing a monster to death using the water up ahead to mimic his hand movements*#*everyone watching in awe and horror*#frank: he just misses his mom and girlfriend you guys #hazel: yeah he's just a little guy

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bruciemilf · 5 months ago

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Jason: I’d fold Batman like a paper towel.

Duke: So why don’t you want to fight with Bruce, then?

Jason: Are you on crack?

#batman is beatable Bruce is Not.#that mf has ras al ghul acting on his best behavior. he threw down with bane. and killer croc. and has TALIA al ghul simping #big fan of the bat kids laughing at batman and being horrified at the idea of fighting Bruce #it’s the mom effect #dc #dc comics #jason todd #duke thomas #text #incorrect quotes #I love unbeatable Bruce I LOVE HIM and I chew on him

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fanaticalthings · 4 months ago

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POV: You're the oldest sibling

it's tough being the oldest.

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#it's tough being a single mom. especially when youre a man with no children.#give me a dick grayson who's always on the precipice of either strangling his siblings or showering them with love #im not really a ''tim drake is a coffee addict'' truther however i do think he should be an absolute diva when it comes to food orders #that single period that dick sends is that 10% of rage that just barely seeped thru #also dude's like 30 he def does not understand the slang of the youth ''lock in?? tf does that mean??''#also my girl stephanie deserves to be smart asf!! i wanna see her thriving #social media au #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #stephanie brown #tim drake #batkids #nightwing #red hood #spoiler #red robin #duke thomas #signal #bruce wayne #batman #batdad #dc comics #twitter #tweets #texts #incorrect quotes #fanatical posting

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serial-unaliver · 10 months ago

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screaming

#my mom just texts me articles like 'jobs for people with autism' and 'why energy drinks are bad'

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illusioncanthurtme--art · 3 months ago

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Hehe funny vine humor

#gravity falls and vines like it's 2015 again?? nature is healing #i started drawing this when I was slacking off and i swear it took longer to edit than to draw dkjsgfhgjkf #now that i've divorced adobe everything is so damn hard #i kept imagining pacificas mom with this vine and eventually I was like fuck it #lets draw that #it was originally gonna be just a comic thingie with the text drawn in but I was like why not add the audio? so here we are #gravity falls #pacifica northwest #priscilla northwest #gravity falls fanart #gravity falls meme #when you think about how fucked pacificas parents are this kind of isnt funny anymore sdkjghkfdghj

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batbitten86 · 4 months ago

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elementary school teacher steve harrington who is married to rockstar eddie munson that is completely taken care of, he doesn’t need to have a job but loves teaching kids so much. he just wants to make sure these kids have a safe space because school was always his place to get away from his parents and eventually the empty house, so he uses all of the salary he gets from teaching and just puts it back into his classroom and the kids he teaches he just wants to make sure everyone feels special in his classroom. (and the kids think it’s a magic trick he’s able to get a real life ROCKSTAR to show up to his classroom to bring him flowers or lunch)

#jane rambles #randomly every year a kid or two tells eddie their mom has a crush on him #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie imagine #steddie #steddie text posts

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thatswhatsushesaid · 1 year ago

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“um, you are actually supposed to hate this character with your whole chest, the text is EXTREMELY clear that he is terrible and you should not like him”

well i like him anyway. what are you going to do about it, tell my mom?

#salty peak sect 🧂#this is not just about jgy but it is mostly about jgy #(and nhs to a lesser extent)#also the text is NOT clear that he is evil or that we should hate him #and no amount of snippy and self-important commentary is ever going to change that #also go ahead and tell my mom!! rip whoever manages to get her on the phone #you’ll never get those 3.5 hrs of your life back again

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sualne · 6 months ago

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Will your crocodad au come back? It has an Iron grip around my heart 😭😭

i've been thinking about maybe forgetting posting it vaguely linearly and throwing parts from different arcs whenever i feel like it instead, since it's that damn flashback that got me stuck. i don't know if ppl will vibe with that tho, since i've posted most of what the timeline is supposed to be like it's probably fine/shouldn't be too confusing.

also the timing of this ask is great, i just drew that, inspired by a mom and her kid i saw on the bus today:

#sir crocodile #monkey d luffy #crocodad au #described in alt text #my art #gif warning #crocau ask #the mom was smiling and playing with the kid but i thought he'd be hilarious if croc was straight up done.#i love when babies are in the crawling and slapping stage it's so funny. little menaces who just realized they can Move!!#also storywise im not in mood where i can draw the betrayal comic either even though i was so hyped for it!! argh!!!#but i want to draw the party where luffy jumps in the pool because he's overstimulated. small interactions between croc and dragon ect

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gayvampyr · 1 year ago

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i love hearing gay relationships mentioned so casually. “his husband,” “her girlfriend” said without it being a Thing, no one making it feel weird or abnormal. i know it shouldn’t be much to ask but still it just makes me happy. it reminds me that we can be ourselves and find happiness and acceptance 🩷

#yeah his husband is a professional baker” “her girlfriend is coming to join us later’’#‘‘their dads/moms’’#just normalizing it in such a small way still means a lot to me #lgbt #lesbian #gay #queer #wlw #mlm #text post #top posts #3k #5k

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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 months ago

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David Tennant shot and killed a man, and my mom had to teach him how to clean up a dead body, get rid of blood, etc.

#dream #text #September 10th 2024 #david tennant #shooting tw #violence tw #murder tw #death tw #mom #mother #family #blood tw

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demigods-posts · 5 months ago

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think it'd be really cool if percy could teleport using water. just needing to be in direct contact with a water source to transfer from one puddle to the next. cornering monsters in damp alleyways like it's no one's business. foregoing the subway when the forecast calls for showers. crossing the ocean quicker that you can say pacific. quality content.

#one minute you're doing your biology homework in your college dorm room #then next you're laying in a puddle of apple juice your baby sister spilled on the floor #your stepdad fascinated beyond imagination #your mom looks like she was expecting you to figure this out eventually #and you literally have ten minutes to haul ass back to new rome university before your girlfriend realizes you're missing #the burdens of being the son of poseidon #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #pjo headcanon #percy jackson #sally jackson #paul blofis #estelle blofis jackson #annabeth chase #percy jackson funny

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bruciemilf · 3 months ago

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Thinking about cigarette mom! Thomas and how his parenting style was…Different from Bruce’s. For exemple:

“Jason, I can understand why you’d feel tempted to shoot Mr. Smith with your slingshot. Misinterpreting Hamlet is indeed pretty serious. But it’s not a good tactic to solve conflict.”

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“Mr. Johnson says he won’t pass you if you don’t dissect that dumbass frog? What the hell. Grab my Marlboros and a hammer.”

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“Dick, honey, I know sometimes talking can get overwhelming, but you can’t just ran away Everytime we have a disagreement. Let’s talk about this, please . ”

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“Oh, you wanna run away! Alfie! Martha! The boss is running away from home! Should we tell the president? Should we tell Santa Claus? Go ahead. I’ll pack your bags for you. “

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“Damian, if we don’t keep our spaces clean, we’ll start to feel really bad, and Batcow will be very sad.”

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“Why do you have to clean? Cause it’s your damn house too, doctor genius. What do you think this is, a hotel? Grab a rag and shut up.”

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“I can’t promise I’ll always know what to do, or say if you have a problem. But I can promise we’ll solve it together.”

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“Only three people in this world need to know what’s going on with you at all times, — your doctor, God, and me, and you better call me first.”

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“I love you.”

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“I fucking love you. Now shut up, the price is right is on.”