batbitten86

[batbitten86]

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

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if steve harrington was not meant to be worshipped and pampered then what was he made for

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Joe Keery the day he finishes the ST5 press tour

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*looking into the camera like i'm on the office*

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stop - im in love (again)

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this is so steve trying to ask a girl out for robin while she just stands there freaking out

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i need to chew on his arms

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elementary school teacher steve harrington who is married to rockstar eddie munson that is completely taken care of, he doesn’t need to have a job but loves teaching kids so much. he just wants to make sure these kids have a safe space because school was always his place to get away from his parents and eventually the empty house, so he uses all of the salary he gets from teaching and just puts it back into his classroom and the kids he teaches he just wants to make sure everyone feels special in his classroom. (and the kids think it’s a magic trick he’s able to get a real life ROCKSTAR to show up to his classroom to bring him flowers or lunch)

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fuck questions like “what you favorite color?” tell me what fictional character you’re so obsessed with you can’t even think or hear about them 

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what if this fictional man’s dick is the only cure? what then? i have to die without it?

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saying “my babygirl” like a southern mom but i’m just talking about a fictional man that has probably killed people

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it’s crazy how much they look alike

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steve harrington come home the kids miss you

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Just a lil quick one. Had to get it out. Should i spend 15 more hours on it?

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anxious lil bitch boy with his slutty lil waist