#mommy dean headcanons

[platonic-soulmates-gencest]

Baby Sammy doesn't have a favourite toy, John notices. Unlike Dean, who had an uncanny love for his toy firetruck, Sammy doesn't have any toys he likes.

Dean is getting a vaccine in the room next door and John is trying to distract Sammy with various toys that Dean had packed for him in a bag. Sammy is pushing all the toys away like they have personally wronged him. John can see the tantrum coming. Sam begins to cry and John rocks him but he doesn't stop.

A second later, Dean is out the pediatrician's office and running to Sammy. His sleeve is still all the way rolled up and John can see the car band aid on his arm.

"Hey, Sammy!"

John lets Dean have Sam. Sam immediately settles. His sobbing stops, he's chuckling happily.

Oh. Now John understands. It's not that Sam doesn't have a favourite toy. He has.

It's Dean.

[platonic-soulmates-gencest]

"Don't raise your voice at me, young man! I carried you out of a burning house!"

---Mommy Dean, circa 1995

Sammy not knowing Dean carried him out of the burning home til season 1 is so odd. Like for one thing he seems to mention it repeatedly (tbf Dean mentions mostly whenSam is not around and of course the audience could start watching at anytime (I started with Wendigo in '05))

But also I feel like Dean would just bring it up whenever Sam disagrees with him like a mom talking about childbirth.

[monalisahyperdrive]

Primarchs and Christmas Classics - christmas songs and festive primarch/legion headcanons.

The final week of the winter semester has run me over so I'm blasting Christmas music to cope & inspire fuzzy warm feelings. This is once again entirely subjective and largely based on my (British, somewhat Catholic) own Christmas experiences. All good fun while I avoid working on these essays. I struggled with some of these so they might be a little off. ⇒ divider by @/cafekitsune

Alpharius & Omegon / Alpha Legion

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - The Jackson 5. The most confusing Christmas possible. Don't worry, Alpharius will be home for Christmas! Several dozen of him. You get the distinct feeling that the Alpharius who sat and laughed while playing charades earlier (you lost, badly) is actually not any of the Alphariuses sat at the table for Christmas dinner... but you just can't prove it. Is Omegon there? Of course he is. Which one is he? Good question.

Angron / World Eaters

Lonely This Christmas - Mud. Attempts a quiet peaceful Christmas, fails miserably every year. His sons love him very much, in their own way. He just sort of disappears into his home over the festive period. They come find him anyway. Small groups, well spaced out. They send one or two marines with gifts from a dozen or so every few hours. They don't get invited in, he greets them at the door, often gritting his teeth from the pain. He gets his rest, but he'll never be truly lonely on Christmas. Not anymore.

Corvus Corax / Raven Guard

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - The Jackson 5. The Raven Guard just sort of... show up to Christmas. Was there even a knock at the door? Well, they're here now. You think. You were sure you just saw Corvus but you've lost him again. The whole thing is a relatively private affair, no real coming and going... as far as you can tell. The Raven Guard present seem to dissipate some time between late afternoon on Christmas Day and the morning of Boxing day. The presents are all freakishly accurate to what was wished for. Don't worry about it.

Ferrus Manus / Iron Hands

Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells End) - The Darkness. (subject to change) Christmas with Ferrus and the Iron Hands is a rather rudimentary affair. 'For morale', they say. Admittance of actual celebration would be an admittance of weakness. Christmas dinner is served in a mess hall, and largely differentiates itself from the typical nutrient paste with... something that might be mashed potato and the slice of what seems to be the idea of turkey... if turkey was suspiciously nutrient dense and stiff. Presents are largely ignored, as are any decorations beyond the occasional string of lights. Time off is necessary in order to maintain efficiency. They're watching Die Hard for morale. Ferrus is watching along with them... for morale. Shut up.

Fulgrim / Emperor's Children

All I Want for Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey. Of course it's Mariah. The only way it wouldn't be Mariah is if it was Jingle Bell Rock, Mean Girls style. Yes, with the outfit. The Christmas decorations have gone up early and it all matches, right down to the last detail. Think those gorgeous monochrome Christmas trees you see on Pinterest. The table all set for Christmas dinner is both the most meticulously and yet effortlessly breathtaking you've ever seen. If anyone's got festive charger plates, it's the Third. There's singing, there's dancing. There's an elaborate charcuterie board for snacking on on Christmas Eve. Good luck going five minutes without your wine/champagne/juice glass refilling while you're not looking. Matching outfits for the Christmas cards but in an incredible chic way. Probably the classic matching pyjamas approach. Perfection is a must, and Christmas is no excuse.

Horus Lupercal / Luna Wolves & Sons of Horus

Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! - Dean Martin. Cue shit eating grin, singing along, grabbing Lady Lupercal and- oh is that mistletoe up there? He hadn't even noticed. Well since you're already there... might as well? 30k Luna Wolves Horus is leaning full tilt into the Hallmark movie Christmases. The Mournival are even here for Christmas dinner and look they brought presents - isn't that cute? Post Heresy Horus (copium) is still just as meticulous with Christmas but it's a little more... off the rails. Everything is perfect, come sit down for Christmas dinner! Don't worry, he'll do the talking. All of it.

Jaghatai Khan / White Scars

Driving Home for Christmas - Chris Rea. One of the biggest and warmest Christmases, up there with the Salamanders and the Space Wolves. Everyone - and I mean absolutely everyone - is home for Christmas. Don't know anyone's names? Doesn't matter. The driveway is absolutely packed. They're parked out front all down the street, too. The living room barely fits everybody. There's not even nearly enough space for everyone to sit. It's cozy.

Konrad Curze / Night Lords

Wonderful Christmastime - Paul McCartney. Vague lyrics, nonspecific, bang on. It sure is a wonderful Christmastime, just... not what you might be thinking of. Merry Christmas from Nostramo. Please don't call. Sevatar is there. Christmas dinner is... meat, for sure. The fact there's so many Night Lords in the same place not snapping at eachother like a pack of unruly dogs is actually pretty impressive. Don't ask what the wrapping paper is made of. The first rule of Night Lord Christmas...

Leman Russ / Space Wolves

Merry Xmas Everybody - Slade. Primarily inspired by my drunken male relatives stopping everything to sing along and start dancing around the living room. Of course a Space Wolves Christmas would be boozy, it's a celebration isn't it? Feasting and drinking and laughing is the name of the game. All the presents are surprisingly thoughtful. Leman awkwardly hovers in the back while some of the presents are opened and suspiciously vanishes off into the next room with some of the wrapping paper and reemerges with presents wrapped in what he'd scavenged. After that is totally the type to sit by the youngest on the couch and be overly eager to offer his knife for them to use to get into their presents easier. Asleep the second he gets back to the couch post Christmas dinner.

Lion El'Jonson / Dark Angels

Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - Darlene Love. A man who frankly needs to sit down over the holidays but physically cannot do it. Christmas? Stupid meaningless holiday. You're staying over though right? People are coming for dinner though right? No he's not going to decorate the tree. He's going to stare at you doing it though, and then he'll complain when he has to get up to help you place the star on the top. Acts entirely unbothered by Dark Angels showing up. Would be pacing and staring out the window all day if they didn't.

Lorgar Aurelian / Word Bearers

Mary's Boy Child / Oh My Lord - Boney M. Yeah, you're going to church for the Christmas service. But so is everyone else! And I mean, everyone else. Midnight Mass, Carol service, the whole shebang. Lorgar, however, is absolutely overjoyed! He has several Nativity sets he brings out every year. There's an angel for the top of the tree. He delights in listening to the carollers that come to the door. Has the whole family over for the holiday. Yes, including Kor Phaeron. There's no avoiding it. Picks out a new special ornament each year. Decorating the tree is a family activity that takes hours due to all the reminiscing over all the different ornaments that have been collected over the years and the story that has to be retold after they get carefully unwrapped before they can be hung on the tree. It's sweet, it just takes a while to get done.

Magnus (the Red) / Thousand Sons

I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday - Wizzard. Ah, the bane of my existence at school around Christmastime growing up. The Christmas quiz. If you don't think the Thousand Sons are having the MOST intense Christmas Quiz fighting tooth and nail (intellectually) for those points every year, you may be kidding yourself. Everyone knows exactly who won the year before. And the year before. And the year before that. Need I go on? Magnus himself writes and reads the questions, and it's Magnus who decides whether an answer gets a point or not. Christmas boardgames include Trivial Pursuit, Scrabble, and so on. Scrabble gets heated. The dictionary gets brought out. And a second if the first isn't convincing enough. Every year it's declared to be banned from Christmas. Every year it gets brought out again.

Mortarion / Death Guard

Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid Before Nurgle there is no way in hell Mortarion celebrated. After being taken under Grandfather's metaphorical wing? Oh absolutely. There is nothing Nurgle would delight in more than getting the whole family together. Eat, drink, and be merry! Don't... don't worry about the food, sweetness. Even Typhus has come for dinner, isn't that sweet? Poor tired Mortarion. Best keep him looked after. Not to worry, Grandfather has it all under control!

Perturabo / Iron Warriors

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas - Perry Como, The Fontane Sisters. It's a stupid holiday. What? Of course he's celebrating this year, are you mad? Didn't seem excited for the festive season? Oh he'll show you excited. The lawn, the house, everything is absolutely plastered in decorations. Is this enough Christmas lights? No. No it's not. Hang them on that tree, too. Absolutely has the light up sleigh and reindeer on the roof with the Santa decoration climbing the chimney. Absolute chefzilla in the kitchen cooking Christmas dinner. Best turkey you've ever eaten. Don't worry about the way he'd been fiddling with the oven for the last couple days. In fact, don't even step into the kitchen. He's going to feed his stupid sons who he hates. Spends the rest of the day sat on the couch doing a jigsaw on the coffee table. Don't talk to him, just let him have this.

Roboute Guilliman / Ultramarines

Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses. Respectfully, I don't think Guilliman - especially 40k Guilliman - would have the energy or time to be particularly festive. Any time off would be spent napping in an armchair in the corner dad style. Do NOT let this man take on any of the Christmas dinner cooking stress, but let him cut the turkey so he can still feel important and valued. He deserves a nice sit down in front of the tv and a glass of Baileys. His sons will handle the rest, and they'll do a damn good job of it, too! Seasons Greetings from Macragge, here is your festive email with an attached picture of Guilliman asleep on the couch in his sweater.

Rogal Dorn / Imperial Fists

Baby It's Cold Outside - Idina Menzel, Michael Bublé. No seriously, baby, it's cold outside, this is Inwit. Dorn's house is the safest possible place to spend Christmas anyway, fortified beyond belief. The Fists show up for Christmas. Sort of. Mostly they come and stand around awkwardly. The most active things get is when Jenga gets brought back out its box - winning is of course a point of pride. Gift favourites are of course, various iterations of building blocks.

Sanguinius / Blood Angels

A Spaceman Came Travelling - Chris de Burgh. Slightly more niche but the one that makes me think of Sanguinius the most. Christmas with the Blood Angels isn't the warmest fuzziest thing around. There's a difference between being revered and truly beloved and Sanguinius knows it like the back of his hand. It's comfortable, it's quiet. Dante is there. The Blood Angels all show up bearing presents on Christmas day. They fawn over him. He speaks to each and every one of them with a smile on his face. Eventually the knocks stop coming and the doorbell stops ringing, and he can collapse onto the couch and relax. He spends the season with his nearest and dearest. He takes a walk after Christmas dinner. He gives up Christmas day to being humble, and he lets himself be selfish on Boxing Day, with several glasses of... something red and some truly terrible Christmas movies.

Vulkan / Salamanders

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year - Andy Williams. And he damn well means it! Christmas with the Salamanders is incredible. Got nowhere to go for the holidays? Now you do. Decorating starts the second December does. The actual event starts bright and early Christmas Eve morning. Vulkan truly comes alive during the holiday - so many loved ones around! Christmas Eve is all movies and food and board games and jokes and stories by the fire. People even sleep over into Boxing Day. He greets each and every one of the people who'd attended personally, waving them off at the door with a big grin on his face. All his sons have Christmas sweaters that match his own. Expect some incredible Christmas cards in the mail with a whole host of posing Salamanders on the front. Oh well since you're all here already... you might as well stay for the New Year? Outstaying your welcome? Don't be silly.

[aliusfrater]

do you have any headcanons about pre-fire winchester family life? talking like when sam was a baby or even before he was born when dean was really little?

it's honestly not something i think about often unless it's specifically related to something canon implies

i'm a HUGE fan of 'azazel choose children who had some kind of innate inclination towards psychic potentiality' headcanons, which comes from that line the mother said about the potential baby victim in 1.21. like the line was clearly put there as an open ended opportunity should some future writer or kripke himself, as the showrunner at the time, had choose a specific path for the further building of azazel's character or the development of the lore surrounding azazel's children considering how heavy it is within season two's plot but the implication is still there and is interesting to me as a headcanon. i think it has the potential to add to the invariability of sam's monstrosity

i like to think that john and mary used dean against each other in arguments lmfao not directly or around dean but they both used being a new parent as an excuse for certain things

and that dean really liked when his mommy was pregnant because she asked him to do little stuff for her a lot. it started as mary genuinely needing help with smaller stuff like getting the remote or picking things up but she noticed that it made dean feel more included and really proud of himself. mary also made specific efforts to stop asking him for help because she didn't want it turning into a repeat of what happened (5.16 example) when she and john argued

the reason there's a four year gap was mainly because they were having issues—what was dean's and later became sam's nursery had been vacant since dean outgrew the crib and was given his first real bed in what was presently his bedroom

i also like to think that mary gave birth to sam in the impala !!

dean babbled a lot and really loudly and slowly became a chatterbox, which is part of what made his mutism such a palpable difference after mary's death

[according2thelore]

Holy heck I found the mommy dean tag in your blog and immediately devoured everything under it 😭😭😭

Yall, I've been screaming mommy!Dean to the void ever since I got back into Supernatural, but my friends won't listen to meeeeee.

Dean does NOT slack off mommying! He did such a good job!!! Look at that 6'4 moose???!!!

Dean: *looks at 15yr 6 foot gangly Sam* Damn?! How'd the hell did you get so tall??? Who fed you??

Sam: "You?????"

My personal headcanons are

- That Dean totally has a stash of recipes that he made/collected over a period of time from cooking for Sam [like the exotic Mac & Cheese]

- That Dean had personally setup some sort of make shift bassinet in the impala just so that Sammy more comfortable

[lol ignore the glaring warning for vehicular safety (haha But would John care? Let's be real)]

The last head canon is from my actual childhood where (according to my grandmother) my older sisters tried to make the 7hr drive more comfortable for toddler me when we were running away from a bad home situation.

Urghhhh sorry for the rant, parentification of fictional older siblings are my absolute faves!!!!

hi, anon!!!

we ARE mommy friendly on this here blog--your friends don't see the vision, but we do, anon 🤝

Dean: *looks at 15yr 6 foot gangly Sam* Damn?! How'd the hell did you get so tall??? Who fed you??

Sam: "You?????"

AHAHAHAHA anon that sent me through the ceiling! and AGH! i totally love those headcanons! the bassinet 🥺🥺 that's so sweet that your sisters did that for you--what a beautiful thing!

i can 800% see dean making one! as long as it got sam to sleep and kept dean occupied (leaning over the bassinet every few minutes to make sure sam was still breathing okay), john would be fine with it, lol!

and you're totally right about the recipes--they start with his crazy, scraggly writing from when he was five (mic 2, 30 sekets, most of the letters are backward) and get more mature as he gets older, and the recipes get more complicated. they're on motel pads of paper and napkins and the backs of sun-faded receipts.

one of my personal headcanons is that the one school year sam did soccer (if you remember dean's nostalgic joy about it ("one of the only times you were allowed to be a real boy")), dean attended all of his practices. at first, it was so he could keep an eye on him, because he wasn't used to leaving him alone--and they were in town for a hunt, after all--then he told sam it was so he could hit on all the other soccer moms.

but they talked about local gossip ("did you hear about monica's husband? died on a hunting trip!") and kid-rearing tips ("we use gatorade when jeremy's sick because of the electrolytes" "vaporub will save you, but you can make some of your own using XYZ" "wait, you put WHAT in mac and cheese") and dean still uses the safety-pin-in-the-seam trick they taught him when he has to do a quick repair on his jacket.

you could always find a line of moms on the bleachers with their dye jobs and underlined eyes, and a fifteen year old dean, tobacco stained fingers and four layers of shirts.

dean cheers when sam makes a goal even in practice, and sam gets upset if dean is distracted and misses one. the moms all call him "dean's sam" and sam fuzzes warm and happy when dean leads him away with an arm across his shoulders because yes!! in fact, he is!!

no apologies AT ALL!!! i completely agree--parentification (esp dean's parentification) makes me bite straight through cardboard, lol!

PLEASE rant with me about mommy dean anytime you like!!!! i LIVE for it!!!

-lizzy

[immeasurablesaladcg]

hello bestie. i have chosen to share some of my cuddy/thirteen agere headcanons with you.

- when "adopting" (so to speak) little!thirteen, cuddy gifts her a stuffed animal - a bunny - and uses it to demonstrate what's gonna happen when thirteen stays over at her place (for the first time). like, she brings props and everything and basically does a play for thirteen where she explains each step of their routine with the bunny, like "...and then bunny and i will eat dinner together..." and then she feeds the bunny with little plastic carrots and stuff. so thirteen knows what she can expect :)

- thirteen then insists on taking the bunny with her for every part of their evening routine.

- in this au little!thirteen is 2 and she likes to suck on her thumb 😌 well at first she's too shy to do it around cuddy, but one time cuddy catches her on accident (like when she's still groggy after a nap), ofc she totally panics and stares at cuddy with huge eyes to see if she's mad or smth, but cuddy reassures her that it's okay, she doesn't mind, remy can suck on her thumb if that makes her comfortable :')

- thirteen is a Calm Babey and generally doesn't talk that much, and she's not like. fussy or bratty so when she does cry/ throw a tantrum over something, cuddy knows there's an underlying issue, but she always manages to calm thirteen down and they figure out the problem together.

- when thirteen de-regresses (progresses? 😭) it's always. kind of super awkward for her LMAO at least in the beginning. cuddy always invites her to stick around for a cup of coffee and thirteen always declines bc she just wants to bolt, but one time cuddy is like "oh i'll miss having my little one around... 😔 but ok i understand if you have to go... 😔😔😔" and then thirteen is like ok FINE i'll stay... they end up sitting on the couch together and thirteen shyly cuddles into cuddy's side and gives her a lil kiss on the cheek bc even tho she's the dean of medicine and her boss' boss, she's always gonna be thirteen's mommy too🙏💯‼️

that was all bestie goodbye

Yesyes I agree. In my head if Thirteen was in like a kid range she'd be a bit of a menace (affectionately), but as a baby/toddler she's so chill. Just wants to hang out and be looked after. Playing blocks by herself but just liking the feeling of someone being there with her :)

[zmediaoutlet]

Happy WW! 💜

Do you have a pet headcanon that is consistent in your interpretations of wincest, that isn't necessarily explored in canon?

hello, and a happy wincest wednesday to you and yours <3

This is a ponderer! Especially because I try to lift from canon as much as I can, lol. Like I was gonna say our running joke about Dean reading mommy blogs, except -- whoops, that's canon, he does read mommy blogs.

Maybe I'll say, since I literally have sat here for fifteen minutes thinking and can't come up with a better answer -- the way that Dean really, really resents his parents, and yet of course also loves them, and feels a massive sense of obligation to them and to what he imagines they would expect of him and at the same time has this nagging sense of 'fuck you two, you did this to us.' Which I know does come up in the show, but it was kind of depending on the writer and moment -- whether Dean's insisting his dad was the best dad to ever dad, or whether he was telling Mary that he hates and loves her and then it ends in that doofy hug scene. Eeesh. I really hate that scene, haha.

But! The reason I bring it up is that this multifaceted indefinable mass of Feelings about the parents necessarily hovers over how the wincest starts and goes on, and that tangle of FAMILY can't be extracted from how Sam and Dean lay in a bed beside each other. That resentment-but-devotion is such an integral part of how Dean thinks about himself, too -- that he's failing to live up to an ideal, and at the same time is better than the generation that came before, and yet he can't think about it that way because without the pedestal of expectations how can he even define who he is, and yet how dare they expect this much -- and so on, and so on. And then what does that mean when he reaches across a few inches of mattress and touches Sam's big sleeping body and Sam grunts and it makes Dean's whole body relax, even as he's rolling his eyes? How does that integrate with who Dean Winchester, Son of John and Mary, is meant to be?

That stuff. I guess I think about that.

[stormyelliotwritez]

Masterlist

🩵 - requested

DC

Jason's older brother 🩵

Hades the game

Dating thanatos headcanons

Supernatural

Dating Dean Winchester headcanons (trans!reader)

Dead Boy Detective’s Agency

Dating The Cat King headcanons (autistic!reader)

Shameless

Getting Mickey and Ian to quit smoking 🩵

Star Wars

Meeting Kit Fisto 🩵

Stranger Things

Dating Steve Harrington headcanons

Dustin’s older brother 🩵(x steve)

Fruity four dating ftm!reader headcanons 🩵

Staying at Will’s house (m!reader with mommy issues) 🩵

Spider-verse

Hobie’s best friend 🩵

Deadpool and Wolverine

Dating them headcanons

Dating them headcanons pt 2 🩵

NSFW alphabet for Logan🩵

SFW alphabet for Logan🩵

Dating them on your period headcanons

Logan’s meltdown

Dating them headcanons (autistic!reader)

Dating them (skin picker autistic!reader) 🩵

Dating them (ftm!reader) 🩵

Wade crashes (adhd!Wade)

Meltdown (reader has one)

Logans titties (long term parther reader) 🩵

Trans Logan Headcanons (no reader)

Logan and the hot guy friend (pt 1) 🩵

Logan comforts you (trans reader) 🩵

Dating them headcanons (autistic!reader) 🩵

Logan and his hot guy friend (pt 2) 🩵

Dating them headcanons (autistic!ftm!reader who doesn’t understand socializing) 🩵

getting with them headcanons 🩵

What? (Wade has apd) (no reader)

Old rock and a 2000’s pick up truck? 😍 (ftm!reader) 🩵 (Logan)

but he’s straight (logan only) (ftm!reader) 🩵

he’s not straight? (logan only) (ftm!reader) (pt2 to above) 🩵

dating them as autistic!ftm!reader coming to terms with being trans 🩵

Cooking with Logan (boyfriend!reader) 🩵

dating them as m!reader with CIPA 🩵

dating wade as reader with venom (m!reader) 🩵

dating them as autistic!ftm!reader with touch aversion 🩵

hes a funky guy (logan only) (bf!reader) 🩵

dating them as agere!m!reader

dating them as reader with emotional blockage 🩵

dating wade as a blind spiderman 🩵

dating wade as a tailor 🩵

books in real life 🩵 (logan only, writer bf!reader)

you’re their princess! (them x chubby feminine male reader) 🩵

scratching and scarring (logan only, male reader who scratches at scabs)

dating logan as a guy with bad anxiety 🩵

Gambit

Picnic date (long term bf!reader) 🩵

Calling him. (boyfriend reader who has a panic attack) 🩵

What? (um so gambits dead so ya) (bf!reader) 🩵

Cyclops

But I hated him? (rivals to lovers) 🩵

Charles Xavier

Mind reading time (autistic male reader) 🩵

Dating Charles as audhd!bf!reader (headcanons) 🩵

Loki

mischief not harm (trans!reader who had a mean ex)🩵

[platonic-soulmates-gencest]

One summer when Sam is three, he gets into the habit of following Dean around and calling him Mommy. Dean is at least grateful that Sam hasn't done that in front of John yet. But for the life of him, Dean has no idea where Sam picked up this habit from.

"Sammy, come on. I'm not Mommy. I'm your big brother."

"Dee, Mommy." Sammy insisted.

Dean sighed, knowing it was no use. Sammy was as stubborn as a mule. So he lets him keep it up with a promise not to let John hear it.

Sam grows out of it eventually and Dean ends up missing it. Naturally, he doesn't say anything about it. Sam had most likely forgotten about it anyway. He was pretty young.

Then Sam starts remembering things from his childhood because of the trials. He is embarrassed at first and doesn't tell Dean. He keeps the memory tightly locked away in his chest until-

Until Mary is back, and she's hurting Dean. And Sam can't take it.

After Mary leaves, Sam pulls his brother into a hug and whispers it softly to him.

"You are a better mom than she would ever be."

It doesn't fix anything but Dean softens. He allows himself to lean into the hug and accept the comfort his brother is providing.

[stayevildarling]

ask game for billie dean

1. Why do you like or dislike this character?

3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

ty🫶🏼

1. Why do you like or dislike this character?

I love her vibes allover, her badassness, the way she smokes, that she can dress both milf but also granny and still looks gorgeous. I just love the sugar mommy vibes all over.

3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?

I hate how much dangers her job brings along bc I just want billie bean to be safe🥺

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

„Fade into you“ by Mazzy Star

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

I love how we collectively agreed on the petnames „babydoll“ and „kitten“

8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?

I mean back then when the fandom was filled with writers I didn‘t like that Billie was always made out to be a cheater. I hated reading those fics.

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

-she can‘t cook

-orders food and when in company of people she orders fancy foods/catering

-has a bookclub with her friends

-has subscriptions for her favorite things like monthly perfume, skincare and makeup

-will get her assistant to queue early in the morning for a designer bag, if not possible she will pay the first person in line a considerable amount.

[vampirejohn]

Mommy Dean Monday 👀🙏🏼 please give me ur most self indulgent omegaverse mommy Dean headcanon

hmmmmmmm i think i’m gonna go with deanjohn teen pregnancy 😌 bc the two of them are fooling around as soon as dean presents ofc and dean isn’t perfect with the birth control and they have two kids by the time sam is sixteen lmao

[aliusfrater]

so sick of this uwu 🥺 dean was a perfect mini mommy 🥺🥺 shit give me your cute or devastating weechester/teenchester headcanons

also hi again!!

hii :3 went with devastating (with a side of cute in one instance)

tried hurting sam in the same way john would physically punish them in an attempt to establish authority (pinching, grabbing and squeezing, poking him in the forehead or chest while he spoke to/yelled at him). sam always saw this as part of the brotherly roughhousing

that thing he did in 14.11 where he asked sam not to come along cause he was planning on killing himself but he used dean and mary time as an excuse and sam was suspicious but onboard—that was normal for sam as a kid. he would always either straight up ask john or ask dean to ask john ("'cause he'll listen to you!") to let him go on smaller hunts whenever they'd come back from one but every time, when either dean or john would specify whether or not sam would be allowed to tag along on something while they were planning, john would say no and tag on a 'next time, kiddo' or somethin like that and while sam would look over at dean for help, dean would never ask john to consider it

this one's not really related to dean but i like thinking about it. being excluded from hunts didn't even mean being excluded from hunting in general and john made that known constantly. kind of like in 7.03, around the time when he had sully, he would literally be doing target practice while sully sat around with him outside. if sam was gonna be taking school so seriously, he'd have to also put more effort into trainings so when they stayed in one place for a long time because sam wanted to focus on school, john would build makeshift courses out of plywood and tires and wire scraps and have him home as soon as school ends to run drills. he wasn't involved it much sports past the age of twelve and resorted to stuff like being a mathelete or assigning himself extra readings

i've talked about this before but i think the idea of dean thinking that sam starts arguments or pisses john off on purpose for simply bringing attention to aspects of his reality he's being kept from that he is indeed entitled to is interesting. it's applying season one dean's idea of john and sam's relationship backwards into pre-series but on a slightly more severe scale because it's being taken from a parent/adult son to a parent/child son relationship. (this also applies to the way i think john enacts his physical violence based on 1.21.)

rarely but sometimes brought sam along to pick up girls because they loved the caring big brother thing <3 sam loved this one because he was spending time with dean (when usually he would just drop him off at a joint for kids (7.14) and leave him there till later) and he got to be an active participant. also despite usually finding him annoying sometimes they'd end up spending all that time together doing stupid shit like stealing candy or dean teaching sam Moves to use on women

the gambling -> losing their food money -> stealing food thing from 9.07 was normal and they'd rock paper scissors on whose turn it was to steal food but dean just happened to get caught that time. part of the reason john left dean at the boys' home was because he blamed dean for getting sam invovled in the stealing (once again. ignoring sam's autonomy and viewing dean as an extension of himself)

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Headcanon - supernatural - Dean

For me Dean is a housekeeping freak, he always tidied up the hotel rooms when they left the room, he always tidied up behind Sam, he always tidied up behind his father. He's used to it.

When Dad was on a hunting trip and Sammy was sleeping, Dean cleans up. He has nothing else to do, he can't sleep, he has to watch Sammy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Now it has become one of his habits. Especially when he's stressed (so often :/) he likes to be in a tidy and clean place, that's just how he is.

Sam is rather a messy person, but only in his room because Mommy Bear Dean is coming for him otherwise. But in general, Sam is really clean. I mean he's lived with Dean all his life.

So yeah, In my opinion the bunker is always very clean🧹

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deanpreg headcanon: sam manages to stimulate him into lactating far earlier than what is considered "normal" because he can't stop showering dean's swollen little tits with affection

Yes yes yessssss he’s addicted to mommy tits you know he is. Mommy issues boy!!!!! Dean jokes about bottle feeding one day and Sam gives him that 😐😒 look you know the one

[ihatedean]

Is jojo's bizarre adventure a good first anime? I've only watched Sailor Moon as a kid and maybe Dragon Ball but the art is so gorgeous I'm kinda curious!

people who aren't fans appreciating the art style give me life omg<33 i agree it's stunning ! ! just look at this ! wow ! !

EDIT: WOW OH MY GOD WE'VE ENTERED YAPPING STATE. SORRY. SHORT ANSWER YES IF YOU LIKE MULTIGENERATIONAL FAMILY SAGAS AND THEMES OF FATE AND BLOOD BUT IT'LL TAKE SOME GETTING USED TO. JOJO IS A WEIRD SHOW. ITS WIDELY KNOWN AS THE GAY ANIME FOR A REASON.

but to answer your question,, i'd say it's 50-50? i know a lot of people that aren't anime fans that LOVE jojo. it's a very unique show that doesn't follow the classic formula that other shonen anime follow like DB does, for example- this is either a huge bonus or it completely ruins the experience, because a lot of people compare it to other shows they're already familiar with. there's no better word for it, it's a BIZARRE series. everything is weird, the dialogue, the characters, the setting, the art. the author's writing style is something everyone sort of had to get used to and we love him for making us go through that.

i actually avoided the anime for years because i thought the characters looked gross and the lack of female characters was kind of an issue for me back then (it gets better it gets a lot better you just have to see it through). but it was my boyfriend's first shonen and he begged me for months to watch it together so i said fuck it- i think i made him watch twilight or play danganronpa in exchange.

.....it might not grip you from the start. part 1 is not a lot of people's favorite part. it wasn't mine- after like four or five episodes (of nine ! it's very short !) of being weirded out by it, i realized that i had to stop seeing it as a shonen anime, and instead began to see it as,,, a play,, of sorts. if you watch the first two parts you'll know what i'm talking about. it's drama. once i changed my perspective on it, i completely fell in love ! ! from part 3 onwards it's a lot more like the usual shonen, and i know it's a lot more enjoyable for the average fan, but the first two parts are charming in their own weird little way :)

looking back on it after watching twin peaks, there are a lot of similarities, with the quirky characters and the themes. i only started twin peaks because of a jjba fic inspired by it. if you like twin peaks, i'm certain you'll like jojo.

but this is my spn blog and i assume you like supernatural so. i'll say: don't expect the same focus on relationships that spn puts on the characters, but know that its present in every interaction. where sam and dean hold each other tenderly and talk about how they're the only thing that matters, in jjba you'll have one character looking at the other in a way that's just drawn differently and the fandom will go insane. the supernatural characters are built very very carefully and have a lot of details that fans memorized- jjba characters are just as good but have a lot more space to play with if you want, regarding headcanons and storylines. their lives and thoughts aren't as well documented as sam and dean's is what i'm trying to say lol you'll know what brand of underwear a character likes most but you won't know his birthday. it happens. yes a lot of the fanfic is ooc because there's barely any character to remain inside of.

last but not least. this is a wincest blog. the first six parts of jojo follow six different generations of the same family. this is not minor. there will be daddy and mommy issues, there will be strange family dynamics. the family tree is FUCKED up and when you learn why you'll either drop the show or become sickeningly obsessed with a certain little guy called DIO. yes like THAT dio. there are a lot of musical references. unlike some characters i know, he's canonically bisexual.

anyways WOW do i like this anime. idk what else to say if you need more convincing this is the opening i guess

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Happy WW Maven!! What might Samantha & Deanna get up to that Sam & Dean wouldn’t necessarily? 👀

ok so!! i obsess over spn + gender a lot, and one of my firmest beliefs is that the hypermasculine toxic masculinity-ness of sam and dean (mainly dean lol) keeps them from being physically affectionate in a lot of ways, but also makes the physical affection they do show more...sus. of course it's excused as "brothers," but....okay. lol.

now if they were both girls, they would be more physically affectionate, more "coupleish"--except that their behavior wouldn't be seen as weird...that's just what girls are like! on the other hand, i think the lines would be blurrier when it comes to sapphic homoeroticism and sisterly affection, and the sexual nature of their relationship could likely begin earlier.

i also think, as you said in your answer to an ask today, that they'd be willing to engage in more of their kinks as girls, particularly dean with lingerie & breeding. i do think that dean has a breeding kink in both directions--being bred and doing the breeding himself, and we know he has a milf kink, so i just know that butch!dean (or just regular guy dean) would be absolute nuts about breeding his baby sister, perhaps even going so far as call her mommy?? 😳 dean also canonically has an incest kink, especially if they're both girls, twins, and hot for him, and perhaps, in one of these worlds, deanna would want to put on a show with samantha for some guys, in a degrading sort of way. dean likes that sort of thing. he's a slut!

sam's tricker, imo. he doesn't talk about sex all the time in the show so we can't work off his baseline kinks, but, and i say this as a bottom!sam preferer/truther, i actually think samantha would desire to top dean/na more than sam would. she'd be that toppy femme type. i'm not sure why i headcanon it this way, but i do think that regardless of if dean was her older brother or sister, she'd be teasing him/her all. the. time. cutoffs, tiny crop tops, cleavage busting out, bare feet, the whole thing<3

not sure if this answers the question at ALL lol but it's what came to my mind<3