#mommy dean headcanons

[platonic-soulmates-gencest]

Mommy Dean helps Sam with his math homework... He tries anyway.

Happy Mommy Dean Monday!

Am I back to my drawing phase....? After over two years...? Maybe, I am. Hopefully there's more from where this came from... 😗 (My asks are still open for mommy dean doodle requests. I already got one I'm working on now but send away!)

[platonic-soulmates-gencest]

"Don't raise your voice at me, young man! I carried you out of a burning house!"

---Mommy Dean, circa 1995

Sammy not knowing Dean carried him out of the burning home til season 1 is so odd. Like for one thing he seems to mention it repeatedly (tbf Dean mentions mostly whenSam is not around and of course the audience could start watching at anytime (I started with Wendigo in '05))

But also I feel like Dean would just bring it up whenever Sam disagrees with him like a mom talking about childbirth.

[bittersweetfig]

oh my god dean with an older!reader!!! I feel like he chases approval from older, authoritative figures bcuz of his dad, how do u think that would translate in bed with an older!reader? Doing anything she wants just to be “good”? Being overstimulated and absolutely losing his mind and just babbling nonsense? Tears in his pretty doe eyes?(mommy kink⁉️) (praise kink⁉️)(can u tell i like sub!dean)

thots on this?

ohhh fully !!!! like that man has raaaaging mommy AND daddy issues and i think that translates into looking for approval and praise !!!!!!!! i think it’d be more likely that dean’d call someone mommy rather than having someone call him daddy (and i live by that headcanon honestly)

like i think if dean had someone overstimming him and praising him for “taking it so well”… his mind would literally implode. like maybe i’m being mean but he’d be so easy to just ruin completely. throw some soft words of encouragement and praise and he’s fucking melting and whining beneath you, all “please, please, please” n shit !!!

like i think you could get him to do anything as long as you’re praising him tbh (and being gentle. i really don’t think dean likes super rough sex) but like a confident older woman who can boss him around a little ?? ohhh he’s fucking WHIPPED !! looking up at you with glazed over sparkly puppy dog eyes ??? yuppp 🙏��

[monalisahyperdrive]

Primarchs and Christmas Classics - christmas songs and festive primarch/legion headcanons.

The final week of the winter semester has run me over so I'm blasting Christmas music to cope & inspire fuzzy warm feelings. This is once again entirely subjective and largely based on my (British, somewhat Catholic) own Christmas experiences. All good fun while I avoid working on these essays. I struggled with some of these so they might be a little off. ⇒ divider by @/cafekitsune

Alpharius & Omegon / Alpha Legion

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - The Jackson 5. The most confusing Christmas possible. Don't worry, Alpharius will be home for Christmas! Several dozen of him. You get the distinct feeling that the Alpharius who sat and laughed while playing charades earlier (you lost, badly) is actually not any of the Alphariuses sat at the table for Christmas dinner... but you just can't prove it. Is Omegon there? Of course he is. Which one is he? Good question.

Angron / World Eaters

Lonely This Christmas - Mud. Attempts a quiet peaceful Christmas, fails miserably every year. His sons love him very much, in their own way. He just sort of disappears into his home over the festive period. They come find him anyway. Small groups, well spaced out. They send one or two marines with gifts from a dozen or so every few hours. They don't get invited in, he greets them at the door, often gritting his teeth from the pain. He gets his rest, but he'll never be truly lonely on Christmas. Not anymore.

Corvus Corax / Raven Guard

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - The Jackson 5. The Raven Guard just sort of... show up to Christmas. Was there even a knock at the door? Well, they're here now. You think. You were sure you just saw Corvus but you've lost him again. The whole thing is a relatively private affair, no real coming and going... as far as you can tell. The Raven Guard present seem to dissipate some time between late afternoon on Christmas Day and the morning of Boxing day. The presents are all freakishly accurate to what was wished for. Don't worry about it.

Ferrus Manus / Iron Hands

Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells End) - The Darkness. (subject to change) Christmas with Ferrus and the Iron Hands is a rather rudimentary affair. 'For morale', they say. Admittance of actual celebration would be an admittance of weakness. Christmas dinner is served in a mess hall, and largely differentiates itself from the typical nutrient paste with... something that might be mashed potato and the slice of what seems to be the idea of turkey... if turkey was suspiciously nutrient dense and stiff. Presents are largely ignored, as are any decorations beyond the occasional string of lights. Time off is necessary in order to maintain efficiency. They're watching Die Hard for morale. Ferrus is watching along with them... for morale. Shut up.

Fulgrim / Emperor's Children

All I Want for Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey. Of course it's Mariah. The only way it wouldn't be Mariah is if it was Jingle Bell Rock, Mean Girls style. Yes, with the outfit. The Christmas decorations have gone up early and it all matches, right down to the last detail. Think those gorgeous monochrome Christmas trees you see on Pinterest. The table all set for Christmas dinner is both the most meticulously and yet effortlessly breathtaking you've ever seen. If anyone's got festive charger plates, it's the Third. There's singing, there's dancing. There's an elaborate charcuterie board for snacking on on Christmas Eve. Good luck going five minutes without your wine/champagne/juice glass refilling while you're not looking. Matching outfits for the Christmas cards but in an incredible chic way. Probably the classic matching pyjamas approach. Perfection is a must, and Christmas is no excuse.

Horus Lupercal / Luna Wolves & Sons of Horus

Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! - Dean Martin. Cue shit eating grin, singing along, grabbing Lady Lupercal and- oh is that mistletoe up there? He hadn't even noticed. Well since you're already there... might as well? 30k Luna Wolves Horus is leaning full tilt into the Hallmark movie Christmases. The Mournival are even here for Christmas dinner and look they brought presents - isn't that cute? Post Heresy Horus (copium) is still just as meticulous with Christmas but it's a little more... off the rails. Everything is perfect, come sit down for Christmas dinner! Don't worry, he'll do the talking. All of it.

Jaghatai Khan / White Scars

Driving Home for Christmas - Chris Rea. One of the biggest and warmest Christmases, up there with the Salamanders and the Space Wolves. Everyone - and I mean absolutely everyone - is home for Christmas. Don't know anyone's names? Doesn't matter. The driveway is absolutely packed. They're parked out front all down the street, too. The living room barely fits everybody. There's not even nearly enough space for everyone to sit. It's cozy.

Konrad Curze / Night Lords

Wonderful Christmastime - Paul McCartney. Vague lyrics, nonspecific, bang on. It sure is a wonderful Christmastime, just... not what you might be thinking of. Merry Christmas from Nostramo. Please don't call. Sevatar is there. Christmas dinner is... meat, for sure. The fact there's so many Night Lords in the same place not snapping at eachother like a pack of unruly dogs is actually pretty impressive. Don't ask what the wrapping paper is made of. The first rule of Night Lord Christmas...

Leman Russ / Space Wolves

Merry Xmas Everybody - Slade. Primarily inspired by my drunken male relatives stopping everything to sing along and start dancing around the living room. Of course a Space Wolves Christmas would be boozy, it's a celebration isn't it? Feasting and drinking and laughing is the name of the game. All the presents are surprisingly thoughtful. Leman awkwardly hovers in the back while some of the presents are opened and suspiciously vanishes off into the next room with some of the wrapping paper and reemerges with presents wrapped in what he'd scavenged. After that is totally the type to sit by the youngest on the couch and be overly eager to offer his knife for them to use to get into their presents easier. Asleep the second he gets back to the couch post Christmas dinner.

Lion El'Jonson / Dark Angels

Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - Darlene Love. A man who frankly needs to sit down over the holidays but physically cannot do it. Christmas? Stupid meaningless holiday. You're staying over though right? People are coming for dinner though right? No he's not going to decorate the tree. He's going to stare at you doing it though, and then he'll complain when he has to get up to help you place the star on the top. Acts entirely unbothered by Dark Angels showing up. Would be pacing and staring out the window all day if they didn't.

Lorgar Aurelian / Word Bearers

Mary's Boy Child / Oh My Lord - Boney M. Yeah, you're going to church for the Christmas service. But so is everyone else! And I mean, everyone else. Midnight Mass, Carol service, the whole shebang. Lorgar, however, is absolutely overjoyed! He has several Nativity sets he brings out every year. There's an angel for the top of the tree. He delights in listening to the carollers that come to the door. Has the whole family over for the holiday. Yes, including Kor Phaeron. There's no avoiding it. Picks out a new special ornament each year. Decorating the tree is a family activity that takes hours due to all the reminiscing over all the different ornaments that have been collected over the years and the story that has to be retold after they get carefully unwrapped before they can be hung on the tree. It's sweet, it just takes a while to get done.

Magnus (the Red) / Thousand Sons

I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday - Wizzard. Ah, the bane of my existence at school around Christmastime growing up. The Christmas quiz. If you don't think the Thousand Sons are having the MOST intense Christmas Quiz fighting tooth and nail (intellectually) for those points every year, you may be kidding yourself. Everyone knows exactly who won the year before. And the year before. And the year before that. Need I go on? Magnus himself writes and reads the questions, and it's Magnus who decides whether an answer gets a point or not. Christmas boardgames include Trivial Pursuit, Scrabble, and so on. Scrabble gets heated. The dictionary gets brought out. And a second if the first isn't convincing enough. Every year it's declared to be banned from Christmas. Every year it gets brought out again.

Mortarion / Death Guard

Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid Before Nurgle there is no way in hell Mortarion celebrated. After being taken under Grandfather's metaphorical wing? Oh absolutely. There is nothing Nurgle would delight in more than getting the whole family together. Eat, drink, and be merry! Don't... don't worry about the food, sweetness. Even Typhus has come for dinner, isn't that sweet? Poor tired Mortarion. Best keep him looked after. Not to worry, Grandfather has it all under control!

Perturabo / Iron Warriors

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas - Perry Como, The Fontane Sisters. It's a stupid holiday. What? Of course he's celebrating this year, are you mad? Didn't seem excited for the festive season? Oh he'll show you excited. The lawn, the house, everything is absolutely plastered in decorations. Is this enough Christmas lights? No. No it's not. Hang them on that tree, too. Absolutely has the light up sleigh and reindeer on the roof with the Santa decoration climbing the chimney. Absolute chefzilla in the kitchen cooking Christmas dinner. Best turkey you've ever eaten. Don't worry about the way he'd been fiddling with the oven for the last couple days. In fact, don't even step into the kitchen. He's going to feed his stupid sons who he hates. Spends the rest of the day sat on the couch doing a jigsaw on the coffee table. Don't talk to him, just let him have this.

Roboute Guilliman / Ultramarines

Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses. Respectfully, I don't think Guilliman - especially 40k Guilliman - would have the energy or time to be particularly festive. Any time off would be spent napping in an armchair in the corner dad style. Do NOT let this man take on any of the Christmas dinner cooking stress, but let him cut the turkey so he can still feel important and valued. He deserves a nice sit down in front of the tv and a glass of Baileys. His sons will handle the rest, and they'll do a damn good job of it, too! Seasons Greetings from Macragge, here is your festive email with an attached picture of Guilliman asleep on the couch in his sweater.

Rogal Dorn / Imperial Fists

Baby It's Cold Outside - Idina Menzel, Michael Bublé. No seriously, baby, it's cold outside, this is Inwit. Dorn's house is the safest possible place to spend Christmas anyway, fortified beyond belief. The Fists show up for Christmas. Sort of. Mostly they come and stand around awkwardly. The most active things get is when Jenga gets brought back out its box - winning is of course a point of pride. Gift favourites are of course, various iterations of building blocks.

Sanguinius / Blood Angels

A Spaceman Came Travelling - Chris de Burgh. Slightly more niche but the one that makes me think of Sanguinius the most. Christmas with the Blood Angels isn't the warmest fuzziest thing around. There's a difference between being revered and truly beloved and Sanguinius knows it like the back of his hand. It's comfortable, it's quiet. Dante is there. The Blood Angels all show up bearing presents on Christmas day. They fawn over him. He speaks to each and every one of them with a smile on his face. Eventually the knocks stop coming and the doorbell stops ringing, and he can collapse onto the couch and relax. He spends the season with his nearest and dearest. He takes a walk after Christmas dinner. He gives up Christmas day to being humble, and he lets himself be selfish on Boxing Day, with several glasses of... something red and some truly terrible Christmas movies.

Vulkan / Salamanders

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year - Andy Williams. And he damn well means it! Christmas with the Salamanders is incredible. Got nowhere to go for the holidays? Now you do. Decorating starts the second December does. The actual event starts bright and early Christmas Eve morning. Vulkan truly comes alive during the holiday - so many loved ones around! Christmas Eve is all movies and food and board games and jokes and stories by the fire. People even sleep over into Boxing Day. He greets each and every one of the people who'd attended personally, waving them off at the door with a big grin on his face. All his sons have Christmas sweaters that match his own. Expect some incredible Christmas cards in the mail with a whole host of posing Salamanders on the front. Oh well since you're all here already... you might as well stay for the New Year? Outstaying your welcome? Don't be silly.

[lambmotifz]

very bold of wincest shipping deangirls to complain about “samgirls being loud” when they’re always the ones in the wincest tag shitting on sam and mischaracterizing him to fit their fav purely fanon dean headcanons and pushing the d*stiel agenda (which is incredibly funny because dean is the straightest man in spn and he’s blatantly written as the family patriarch post john’s death and no amount of abused subby bottom omega eldest daughter mommy gay boy dean posts gonna change it)

[marginofthought]

happy Wincest Wednesday! Share your favorite headcanons about mommy Sam (pregnant Sam, Sam breastfeeding Dean, Dean calling Sam a mom etc) 💕

Happy Wincest Wednesday!!

Thank you for asking me, I love Mommy/Pregnant Sam♥

Sam definitely suffers from morning sickness (and he still looks good during it)

Sam produces too much milk and he needs to pump often or have Dean take care of it ;)

I think Dean gets hard at every reminder of the fact that he knocked Sam up (especially once his belly pops)

Dean's only knowledge of pregnant people is from tv so Sam has to deal with all the stereotypes

Sam is uncomfortable a lot in the later months and especially weeks (they're both big guys, they're gonna have big babies)

Dean loves calling Sam a mom or a mommy and it turns him on

Sam goes from being incredibly horny to not wanting to be touched by Dean and his brother doesn't get it

Sam tries to read every book and be as prepared as possible while Dean just goes into panic mode

(I need that man to get feminized and pregnant, it's like an addiction)

[aliusfrater]

do you have any headcanons about pre-fire winchester family life? talking like when sam was a baby or even before he was born when dean was really little?

it's honestly not something i think about often unless it's specifically related to something canon implies

i'm a HUGE fan of 'azazel choose children who had some kind of innate inclination towards psychic potentiality' headcanons, which comes from that line the mother said about the potential baby victim in 1.21. like the line was clearly put there as an open ended opportunity should some future writer or kripke himself, as the showrunner at the time, had choose a specific path for the further building of azazel's character or the development of the lore surrounding azazel's children considering how heavy it is within season two's plot but the implication is still there and is interesting to me as a headcanon. i think it has the potential to add to the invariability of sam's monstrosity

i like to think that john and mary used dean against each other in arguments lmfao not directly or around dean but they both used being a new parent as an excuse for certain things

and that dean really liked when his mommy was pregnant because she asked him to do little stuff for her a lot. it started as mary genuinely needing help with smaller stuff like getting the remote or picking things up but she noticed that it made dean feel more included and really proud of himself. mary also made specific efforts to stop asking him for help because she didn't want it turning into a repeat of what happened (5.16 example) when she and john argued

the reason there's a four year gap was mainly because they were having issues—what was dean's and later became sam's nursery had been vacant since dean outgrew the crib and was given his first real bed in what was presently his bedroom

i also like to think that mary gave birth to sam in the impala !!

dean babbled a lot and really loudly and slowly became a chatterbox, which is part of what made his mutism such a palpable difference after mary's death

[the-mpreg-guy]

on the other hand trans dean carrying a pregnancy would go so fucking hard as well. I think he would never in a million years consider it until . Well. It's useful. And it's Cas. It would take something fucking huge for him to agree to that but maybe he would. The dysphoria + euphoria... And specifically with dean's feelings about being a vessel, being an instrument... but on the other hand, it would be Cas. (Which is why the divorce arc would be that much more painful....) Trans men who have kids are my patron saints fr. I'm sure it would be tricky as a fic as I doubt a lot of writers have actually gone through that experience and probably don't want to speak towards it/over it, but I am rotating that sparkly crystal in my mind

I'm not generally a transmasc Dean truther, but listen. LISTEN TO ME. I go insane whenever I consider the implications of transmasc Dean, because I think it makes his relationship to Mary (and John) sooo much more interesting. There are so many traits and personality quirks that Dean shares with Mary (she and Dean are mirrors!), and I think that would give Dean complicated feelings. He was mommy's little girl!! But she never got to find out that he was a boy actually!!! It gives him upsetting complicated feelings, and I think the things that make him feel most connected to her (like sharing similar traits) also gives him minor dysphoria.

So a pregnancy, right? I think it would just be sooo fun and interesting if Dean felt even more connected to his mom (he can't even comprehend raising this kid in the life), which also simultaneously gives him Not Great Feelings. He has similar pregnancy symptoms that Mary had!! He has the same craving for pineapple and remembers John once mentioning that in a bittersweet way, and it just makes Dean shut down.

But like on the other hand, Cas "I'm indifferent to sexual orientation and also I'm a genderless wavelength" stiel literally has no frame of reference for the concept of dysphoria. To him, Dean is a man who also happens to be carrying a nephilim pregnancy. There are complications (being that it's a NEPHILIM pregnancy), but Cas is more worried about Dean's safety than anything.

I also think your comment on Dean connecting the feelings of being a vessel to carrying a child are soooo crunchy, I'm kissing your brain and projecting this onto every single mpregnatural headcanon I have, regardless of it being omegaverse, intersex Dean, or trans Dean, because HOLY FUCK YEAH HE WOULD FEEL THAT WAY. His body is breaking down in service of hosting another soul, and yeah it's consensual, but in this SPECIFIC AU it was something that was needed. Like Dean had a choice, but like...it was also something he wouldn't have picked for himself if there hadn't been any other way.

Insanely good thoughts, I'm chewing on your brain. <3

[according2thelore]

Holy heck I found the mommy dean tag in your blog and immediately devoured everything under it 😭😭😭

Yall, I've been screaming mommy!Dean to the void ever since I got back into Supernatural, but my friends won't listen to meeeeee.

Dean does NOT slack off mommying! He did such a good job!!! Look at that 6'4 moose???!!!

Dean: *looks at 15yr 6 foot gangly Sam* Damn?! How'd the hell did you get so tall??? Who fed you??

Sam: "You?????"

My personal headcanons are

- That Dean totally has a stash of recipes that he made/collected over a period of time from cooking for Sam [like the exotic Mac & Cheese]

- That Dean had personally setup some sort of make shift bassinet in the impala just so that Sammy more comfortable

[lol ignore the glaring warning for vehicular safety (haha But would John care? Let's be real)]

The last head canon is from my actual childhood where (according to my grandmother) my older sisters tried to make the 7hr drive more comfortable for toddler me when we were running away from a bad home situation.

Urghhhh sorry for the rant, parentification of fictional older siblings are my absolute faves!!!!

hi, anon!!!

we ARE mommy friendly on this here blog--your friends don't see the vision, but we do, anon 🤝

Dean: *looks at 15yr 6 foot gangly Sam* Damn?! How'd the hell did you get so tall??? Who fed you??

Sam: "You?????"

AHAHAHAHA anon that sent me through the ceiling! and AGH! i totally love those headcanons! the bassinet 🥺🥺 that's so sweet that your sisters did that for you--what a beautiful thing!

i can 800% see dean making one! as long as it got sam to sleep and kept dean occupied (leaning over the bassinet every few minutes to make sure sam was still breathing okay), john would be fine with it, lol!

and you're totally right about the recipes--they start with his crazy, scraggly writing from when he was five (mic 2, 30 sekets, most of the letters are backward) and get more mature as he gets older, and the recipes get more complicated. they're on motel pads of paper and napkins and the backs of sun-faded receipts.

one of my personal headcanons is that the one school year sam did soccer (if you remember dean's nostalgic joy about it ("one of the only times you were allowed to be a real boy")), dean attended all of his practices. at first, it was so he could keep an eye on him, because he wasn't used to leaving him alone--and they were in town for a hunt, after all--then he told sam it was so he could hit on all the other soccer moms.

but they talked about local gossip ("did you hear about monica's husband? died on a hunting trip!") and kid-rearing tips ("we use gatorade when jeremy's sick because of the electrolytes" "vaporub will save you, but you can make some of your own using XYZ" "wait, you put WHAT in mac and cheese") and dean still uses the safety-pin-in-the-seam trick they taught him when he has to do a quick repair on his jacket.

you could always find a line of moms on the bleachers with their dye jobs and underlined eyes, and a fifteen year old dean, tobacco stained fingers and four layers of shirts.

dean cheers when sam makes a goal even in practice, and sam gets upset if dean is distracted and misses one. the moms all call him "dean's sam" and sam fuzzes warm and happy when dean leads him away with an arm across his shoulders because yes!! in fact, he is!!

no apologies AT ALL!!! i completely agree--parentification (esp dean's parentification) makes me bite straight through cardboard, lol!

PLEASE rant with me about mommy dean anytime you like!!!! i LIVE for it!!!

-lizzy

[platonic-soulmates-gencest]

Baby Sammy doesn't have a favourite toy, John notices. Unlike Dean, who had an uncanny love for his toy firetruck, Sammy doesn't have any toys he likes.

Dean is getting a vaccine in the room next door and John is trying to distract Sammy with various toys that Dean had packed for him in a bag. Sammy is pushing all the toys away like they have personally wronged him. John can see the tantrum coming. Sam begins to cry and John rocks him but he doesn't stop.

A second later, Dean is out the pediatrician's office and running to Sammy. His sleeve is still all the way rolled up and John can see the car band aid on his arm.

"Hey, Sammy!"

John lets Dean have Sam. Sam immediately settles. His sobbing stops, he's chuckling happily.

Oh. Now John understands. It's not that Sam doesn't have a favourite toy. He has.

It's Dean.

[immeasurablesaladcg]

hello bestie. i have chosen to share some of my cuddy/thirteen agere headcanons with you.

- when "adopting" (so to speak) little!thirteen, cuddy gifts her a stuffed animal - a bunny - and uses it to demonstrate what's gonna happen when thirteen stays over at her place (for the first time). like, she brings props and everything and basically does a play for thirteen where she explains each step of their routine with the bunny, like "...and then bunny and i will eat dinner together..." and then she feeds the bunny with little plastic carrots and stuff. so thirteen knows what she can expect :)

- thirteen then insists on taking the bunny with her for every part of their evening routine.

- in this au little!thirteen is 2 and she likes to suck on her thumb 😌 well at first she's too shy to do it around cuddy, but one time cuddy catches her on accident (like when she's still groggy after a nap), ofc she totally panics and stares at cuddy with huge eyes to see if she's mad or smth, but cuddy reassures her that it's okay, she doesn't mind, remy can suck on her thumb if that makes her comfortable :')

- thirteen is a Calm Babey and generally doesn't talk that much, and she's not like. fussy or bratty so when she does cry/ throw a tantrum over something, cuddy knows there's an underlying issue, but she always manages to calm thirteen down and they figure out the problem together.

- when thirteen de-regresses (progresses? 😭) it's always. kind of super awkward for her LMAO at least in the beginning. cuddy always invites her to stick around for a cup of coffee and thirteen always declines bc she just wants to bolt, but one time cuddy is like "oh i'll miss having my little one around... 😔 but ok i understand if you have to go... 😔😔😔" and then thirteen is like ok FINE i'll stay... they end up sitting on the couch together and thirteen shyly cuddles into cuddy's side and gives her a lil kiss on the cheek bc even tho she's the dean of medicine and her boss' boss, she's always gonna be thirteen's mommy too🙏💯‼️

that was all bestie goodbye

Yesyes I agree. In my head if Thirteen was in like a kid range she'd be a bit of a menace (affectionately), but as a baby/toddler she's so chill. Just wants to hang out and be looked after. Playing blocks by herself but just liking the feeling of someone being there with her :)

[norwegian-in-the-boiler-room]

JASON DEAN. tagging my mains: @therealheatherc @greasylittlenobody @averagefilmdude

warnings for mentions of murder, self harm, suicide, smoking and mental heath struggles.

ooc

JD grew up with his mom and dad traveling around due to his dads work, up until he was about 10 when his mom killed herself in-front of Jason by walking into a building his dad was about to explode. This incident left serious issues in Jason’s mind that derived from trauma. Growing up his mom constantly talked about world issues, the good bad and the ugly. He assumes that’s one of the things that pushed his mom over the edge, the bad people in the world (one of them being his dad). That among other things. So as Jason got older he’s grown a hatred towards society and all the ugly people in it. Jd also often blames himself for his moms death knowing he might’ve been one of the many reasons his mom killed herself, so he resorted to self harm and smoking, things he often now uses to soothe himself of other issues that may pop up.

My JD is based off movie jd and Dan domenech (my skibidi 💔)

core beliefs (saw luma do this so :)): People don’t change. People like to take the easy way out. I can fix the world. It’s not me it’s society

Headcanons:

Lower middle class, he was middle middle class till his mom died

has reading glasses he doesn’t use

BOTTOMMMMMMM (mostly cause his mommy issues)(this isn’t important just funny)

anti-social personality disorder, and he gets flashbacks of his moms suicide sometimes (and has nightmares about it) and bpd

He doesn’t enjoy partying but will go if Veronica asks him

manipulative. But still genuinely loves veronica

He’s not like crazy when he gets drunk he’s very quiet, but he’s disoriented and doesn’t think rationally (well less then he already does)

did something unspeakable at his old school in Kansas (still thinking of what to make it)

(will add more)

Relationships with everyone: (if you’re the owner of one of my mains and feels something is off pls lmk!)

-Heather. He hates Heather and wants to kill her as soon as he can. Though with this whole marriage thing he’s concerned for her (AND HE HATES DAVID WITH A PASSION).

-Heather. He feels Duke is mistreated by Heather, and feels sort of bad. Duke has never done anything that JD feels is “wrong” (minus being a Heather which he does dislike) Duke is walking a thin line on being on jds list of “people he’d kill” but isn’t quite there.

-Heather. Same thing with Mac with the people he’d kill thing. Mac doesn’t really have anything against her from what JD has seen (minus of course being a Heather)

-Veronica. Jd is lowkey obsessed with Veronica, and genuinely loves her, but he is quite manipulative when it comes to murder and doing things that other people consider morally wrong (he enjoys flirting with Veronica cause it gives her butterflies and makes her nervous [if lumas ok w it :)])

-Kurt and Ram. Hates them and their guts hopes they die.

-Scott. I’m not sure yet I have to interact more

Ref (making a new one)

Bye bye 😛😛

[zmediaoutlet]

Happy WW! 💜

Do you have a pet headcanon that is consistent in your interpretations of wincest, that isn't necessarily explored in canon?

hello, and a happy wincest wednesday to you and yours <3

This is a ponderer! Especially because I try to lift from canon as much as I can, lol. Like I was gonna say our running joke about Dean reading mommy blogs, except -- whoops, that's canon, he does read mommy blogs.

Maybe I'll say, since I literally have sat here for fifteen minutes thinking and can't come up with a better answer -- the way that Dean really, really resents his parents, and yet of course also loves them, and feels a massive sense of obligation to them and to what he imagines they would expect of him and at the same time has this nagging sense of 'fuck you two, you did this to us.' Which I know does come up in the show, but it was kind of depending on the writer and moment -- whether Dean's insisting his dad was the best dad to ever dad, or whether he was telling Mary that he hates and loves her and then it ends in that doofy hug scene. Eeesh. I really hate that scene, haha.

But! The reason I bring it up is that this multifaceted indefinable mass of Feelings about the parents necessarily hovers over how the wincest starts and goes on, and that tangle of FAMILY can't be extracted from how Sam and Dean lay in a bed beside each other. That resentment-but-devotion is such an integral part of how Dean thinks about himself, too -- that he's failing to live up to an ideal, and at the same time is better than the generation that came before, and yet he can't think about it that way because without the pedestal of expectations how can he even define who he is, and yet how dare they expect this much -- and so on, and so on. And then what does that mean when he reaches across a few inches of mattress and touches Sam's big sleeping body and Sam grunts and it makes Dean's whole body relax, even as he's rolling his eyes? How does that integrate with who Dean Winchester, Son of John and Mary, is meant to be?

That stuff. I guess I think about that.

[stormyelliotwritez]

Masterlist

🩵 - requested

DC

Jason's older brother 🩵

Hades the game

Dating thanatos headcanons

Supernatural

Dating Dean Winchester headcanons (trans!reader)

Dead Boy Detective’s Agency

Dating The Cat King headcanons (autistic!reader)

Shameless

Getting Mickey and Ian to quit smoking 🩵

Star Wars

Meeting Kit Fisto 🩵

Stranger Things

Dating Steve Harrington headcanons

Dustin’s older brother 🩵(x steve)

Fruity four dating ftm!reader headcanons 🩵

Staying at Will’s house (m!reader with mommy issues) 🩵

Spider-verse

Hobie’s best friend 🩵

Deadpool and Wolverine

Dating them headcanons

Dating them headcanons pt 2 🩵

NSFW alphabet for Logan🩵

SFW alphabet for Logan🩵

Dating them on your period headcanons

Logan’s meltdown

Dating them headcanons (autistic!reader)

Dating them (skin picker autistic!reader) 🩵

Dating them (ftm!reader) 🩵

Wade crashes (adhd!Wade)

Meltdown (reader has one)

Logans titties (long term parther reader) 🩵

Trans Logan Headcanons (no reader)

Logan and the hot guy friend (pt 1) 🩵

Logan comforts you (trans reader) 🩵

Dating them headcanons (autistic!reader) 🩵

Logan and his hot guy friend (pt 2) 🩵

Dating them headcanons (autistic!ftm!reader who doesn’t understand socializing) 🩵

getting with them headcanons 🩵

What? (Wade has apd) (no reader)

Old rock and a 2000’s pick up truck? 😍 (ftm!reader) 🩵 (Logan)

but he’s straight (logan only) (ftm!reader) 🩵

he’s not straight? (logan only) (ftm!reader) (pt2 to above) 🩵

dating them as autistic!ftm!reader coming to terms with being trans 🩵

Cooking with Logan (boyfriend!reader) 🩵

dating them as m!reader with CIPA 🩵

dating wade as reader with venom (m!reader) 🩵

dating them as autistic!ftm!reader with touch aversion 🩵

hes a funky guy (logan only) (bf!reader) 🩵

dating them as agere!m!reader

dating them as reader with emotional blockage 🩵

dating wade as a blind spiderman 🩵

dating wade as a tailor 🩵

books in real life 🩵 (logan only, writer bf!reader)

you’re their princess! (them x chubby feminine male reader) 🩵

scratching and scarring (logan only, male reader who scratches at scabs)

dating logan as a guy with bad anxiety 🩵

hypeman!reader dating wade who likes to feel pretty 🩵

Gambit

Picnic date (long term bf!reader) 🩵

Calling him. (boyfriend reader who has a panic attack) 🩵

What? (um so gambits dead so ya) (bf!reader) 🩵

Cyclops

But I hated him? (rivals to lovers) 🩵

Charles Xavier

Mind reading time (autistic male reader) 🩵

Dating Charles as audhd!bf!reader (headcanons) 🩵

Loki

mischief not harm (trans!reader who had a mean ex)🩵

[pinksatinpanties]

girl dad Dean headcanons ₊˚⊹ᰔ

❥ Dean doesn’t let you lift anything - at all, nothing heavier than a baby bottle - for at least six weeks after you give birth. “doctor’s orders,” he says. he’s convinced that lifting the heavy diaper bag or car seat will cause your “intestines to spill outta your butt”. you tell him you don’t want to have to bug him to lift every little thing on your behalf and he insists that lifting everything for you is what he’s here for

❥ he hums Metallica to get “baby girl” to stop crying when she’s colic-y or teething

❥ while you were still pregnant, he read that skin-to-skin contact is an important part of bonding with your baby. when she gets here, he’s always shirtless with your baby clutched to his chest, one hand always supporting her little neck. the sight makes you want to give him a second baby as soon as possible

❥ he reads to your baby every night for development purposes. at first, he read children’s book titles like ‘Goodnight Moon’, but soon after her first birthday, he declares "she’s ready for real literature" and the next night, you find him swaying back and forth in the rocking chair with your daughter in his lap as he reads aloud ‘Slaughterhouse Five’ by Vonnegut. you considered stopping him but your baby girl looked completely engrossed in the story, so you let them both be

❥ every Friday night since she was born, Dean insists you all have family movie night in the living room on the couch. they’re all classic popular movies that you both have seen multiple times before, but he insists movies are a crucial part of a child’s development: “she’s gotta catch up, what kinda parents would we be if we didn’t show her 'Star Wars’?” he props up your baby girl with pillows in the middle of the couch between the two of you and assures her that she can eat popcorn with you two when she’s older. for now, she gets a bottle (and baby wheat puff snacks after her teeth come in) while he whispers fun behind-the-scenes facts and explains crucial plot points as they come up on the screen

❥ after his paternity leave ends, he comes home from work every day saying “how’s my girls?” and immediately takes over baby duty so you can have a nap and/or self-care time

❥ your daughter’s first word is “dada” and Dean is so happy about it that he has to run a victory lap around the house

❥ after dropping her off for her first day of pre-k, Dean doesn’t drive home right away, but instead plays ‘Slipping Through My Fingers’ by ABBA over the Impala radio in the parking lot. at first, he looks pissed - brow furrowed, leaning back in the driver’s seat with his arms crossed over his chest, but soon he’s sobbing into your shoulder as you rub his back. you assure him ‘she’s just going to school for a few hours, baby, we’ll be picking her up before you know it’ but he protests that ‘she used to be this big’ as he recreates the football carry from when she was still an infant and then he’s inconsolable for another 4 minutes

❥ she loves to bring home her art projects to show you and Dean (but mostly Dean). at pick up, she runs as fast as she can with her little legs to the Impala with her drawing flailing in the wind. “look, daddy!” she surrenders the art work to Dean. “wow, baby girl, this is awesome” he says as he scans the paper in his hand. she jumps to his side to point to the picture. “that’s mommy and daddy and me and Uncle Sammy!” Dean immediately whips out his phone to snap a picture to send to Sam. the text reads 'your niece is freakin’ Van Gogh Jr over here.' Sam's reply reads 'tell her I said thanks for making me taller than you and make sure she keeps her ears'

❥ Dean gets your daughter a pink Italian Milano stiletto switchblade for her 6th birthday without checking in with you first and he’s genuinely surprised that you’re upset about it. you remind him that she’s only six years old and he tells you "I was shooting bottles off of fences when I was six" and "how else is she supposed to protect herself when I'm not around?" the two of you came to a compromise: she could have the knife for her 13th birthday but she wouldn’t be allowed to take it with her on school property

I could go on, but I think this is a good start so I'll leave it here for now

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[aliusfrater]

so sick of this uwu 🥺 dean was a perfect mini mommy 🥺🥺 shit give me your cute or devastating weechester/teenchester headcanons

also hi again!!

hii :3 went with devastating (with a side of cute in one instance)

tried hurting sam in the same way john would physically punish them in an attempt to establish authority (pinching, grabbing and squeezing, poking him in the forehead or chest while he spoke to/yelled at him). sam always saw this as part of the brotherly roughhousing

that thing he did in 14.11 where he asked sam not to come along cause he was planning on killing himself but he used dean and mary time as an excuse and sam was suspicious but onboard—that was normal for sam as a kid. he would always either straight up ask john or ask dean to ask john ("'cause he'll listen to you!") to let him go on smaller hunts whenever they'd come back from one but every time, when either dean or john would specify whether or not sam would be allowed to tag along on something while they were planning, john would say no and tag on a 'next time, kiddo' or somethin like that and while sam would look over at dean for help, dean would never ask john to consider it

this one's not really related to dean but i like thinking about it. being excluded from hunts didn't even mean being excluded from hunting in general and john made that known constantly. kind of like in 7.03, around the time when he had sully, he would literally be doing target practice while sully sat around with him outside. if sam was gonna be taking school so seriously, he'd have to also put more effort into trainings so when they stayed in one place for a long time because sam wanted to focus on school, john would build makeshift courses out of plywood and tires and wire scraps and have him home as soon as school ends to run drills. he wasn't involved it much sports past the age of twelve and resorted to stuff like being a mathelete or assigning himself extra readings

i've talked about this before but i think the idea of dean thinking that sam starts arguments or pisses john off on purpose for simply bringing attention to aspects of his reality he's being kept from that he is indeed entitled to is interesting. it's applying season one dean's idea of john and sam's relationship backwards into pre-series but on a slightly more severe scale because it's being taken from a parent/adult son to a parent/child son relationship. (this also applies to the way i think john enacts his physical violence based on 1.21.)

rarely but sometimes brought sam along to pick up girls because they loved the caring big brother thing <3 sam loved this one because he was spending time with dean (when usually he would just drop him off at a joint for kids (7.14) and leave him there till later) and he got to be an active participant. also despite usually finding him annoying sometimes they'd end up spending all that time together doing stupid shit like stealing candy or dean teaching sam Moves to use on women

the gambling -> losing their food money -> stealing food thing from 9.07 was normal and they'd rock paper scissors on whose turn it was to steal food but dean just happened to get caught that time. part of the reason john left dean at the boys' home was because he blamed dean for getting sam invovled in the stealing (once again. ignoring sam's autonomy and viewing dean as an extension of himself)